Entry 33
Remember how I said this diva off was going to be cake? Now I'm positive it will be cake. Rachel misjudged how much practice she could take before losing her voice and now talks like a frog. As far as Mercedes and Blaine go, I'll beat them easily. We won't know until Monday.
I think it's time for a new prompt, since it's been a little while. I'm doing the zombie apocalypse one! "How would you respond to a zombie apocalypse?" Ok, so first I would go find Sam and Blaine since they seem like the type who would know what to do during a zombie apocalypse. Then, if we had time, I'd lock us in my house and we'd watch Shaun of the Dead, just to have it fresh in our heads how to kill zombies. Then we'd go save all of our friends from the evil zombies while listening to P!nk and Katy Perry at obnoxious volumes!
If we needed somewhere safe to stay, I'd definitely take us all to the auditorium, since there are only a few doors in there and it's spacious. Then we'd send the big guys, like Finn and Puck, to go get supplies and kick major zombie ass until the problem is under control or until we can't fight them off anymore and get eaten.
Kurt.
Sam does seem to know a lot about things like zombie apocalypses…
Miss. Brown.
I'd rather get eaten by the zombies than listen to Katy Perry.
Dave.
Ha, you say that now. How would you handle it?
Kurt.
Well, even though it'd never happen, I'd probably gather my family and get out of here. We'd go find one of those nuclear war safe zones and hide there until they either go away or we die. I guess that's all I'd do really.
Dave.
I was hoping for something more fun.
Kurt.
Sorry to disappoint.
Dave.
It's ok.
Kurt.
Oh, I almost forgot. Can I borrow that Jekyll and Hyde movie?
Dave.
Yea, you can borrow it. I thought you didn't like musicals.
Kurt.
Not really, but Mr. Shue gave me this song from it that he wants me to try and sing for that contest thing.
Dave.
What! I thought you didn't want to be in it!
Kurt.
I didn't, but Mr. Shue wants me to try it for the experience and the chance to be critiqued.
Dave.
What's the song?
Kurt.
It's called Alive. I've never heard of it before, which is why I wanted to borrow that movie.
Dave.
That song is awesome! It's very powerful. Sure, you can borrow it, as long as you don't out diva me.
Kurt.
I don't think anyone could out diva you Kurt.
Dave.
You're probably right. However, I can see that diva in you just wanting to burst out, which is fine as long as you don't steal my thunder, my boyfriend, or my spotlight.
Kurt.
I don't like the spotlight and I think your boyfriend is a dick, so that sounds like a deal. Seriously Kurt, I do not get it.
Dave.
You're bringing this up again? I know you don't like him Dave, but I love him. Period. That's it. He's so nice and sweet and confident and great in bed and sexy and wonderful and funny, even if he is obsessed with Harry Potter.
Kurt.
Didn't need to know all of that.
Dave
I think you did. You know, I know you say that we're too young to want to get married and such, but if you were in Blaine's situation, you'd have no problem with it.
Kurt.
You can just do so much better. You're selling yourself short.
Dave.
And you think you're the better option, yet Dave, you aren't. I love Blaine. End of story. I won't discuss it anymore.
Kurt.