Summary:

There is another Magic school other than Hogwarts. Harry learns this firsthand when he is invited to attend such a school. How will his destiny change when he is given the chance to learn and be free from the limitations and the stigma the world has set for him?

A/N: this fiction portrays elements and character appearances of various people from various anime, movies, books and games. The characters from Harry Potter and characters from those games, anime, movies, and books are not mine.


Harry is nearing his limit. Ronald Prewett has got to be the THICKEST person he had ever had the displeasure to meet. To think, the moron had only been here for barely a few days and already he had caused many people injuries and raised their blood pressure and stress. He couldn't fathom how that inept brat was related to the Weasley twins biologically. It really boggles the mind.

Ron had within a space of forty eight hours became the most annoying person anyone has ever met. Aside from causing Neville's slipped disk he had insulted Professor Snape and made the first explosion via potion in the history of the class when he tried to chat him (Harry) up and just dumped ingredients into his cauldron without looking at the directions on the board. He had made Hermione cry when he told her she was a "Friendless bucktoothed Know-it-all" when she tried to help him in class. To top that off he had inadvertently insulted the other non human students and called them aberrations and unnatural to their face.

Let's also not forget about his sister.

Ginny Prewett was a bit subtler than her brother but also quite deplorable. She gave a new meaning to the word "leech" when he "met" her.

Their group was having lunch in the cafeteria as well as discussing things with Draco when she came near their table and introduced herself. Draco warned him about her. He thought she wasn't as bad as Ron only to find that she was worse. When she got lost in the corridors she would seek him out despite other people around her and would always hang onto his arm like a limpet. During study period she would sit next to him practically invading his personal bubble. So far the worst that happened was during Weaponry class. She was found by Blaise and Draco trying to peek into the boys locker room while he showered. Thank God they caught her before Deux did. He did not want to clean up the blood.

So far only the Prewetts have been problematic among the visiting students. The others were more interested in learning and making their school proud unlike the Prewetts. Some of the students would tend to gawk and ask silly questions or even personal ones but at least they know when to shut up and give him privacy, not unlike the Prewetts. Well, it was a good thing they won't be sharing classes any time soon since some of the students such as Ron and Ginny had been placed with the first years since their levels of magic mastery are at the same level as a first year.

When those two caught sight of Fred and George at one time, Ron was stupid enough to try cursing them in the hall with a jelly jinx only for the twins to send it back to him when they summoned a mirror and reflected the spell back at him. Unluckily for Ron he couldn't get out of his mess since Deputy Headmaster Magnus saw the entire thing. Ron was currently the only person on record to have the highest number of detentions under Sebastian Michaelis' (who would be one of the worst to get a detention from in school )supervision. After that those two wisely avoided the Weasley Twins like a plague.


Deux has never been so jealous and possessive in his life. The little chit has been trying to get close to His boyfriend! She was clingy and she was so infuriating the way she would look at Harry. How dare that little harlot touch Harry as if she owned him. Her innocent school girl act is not fooling him even for a second. There were instances like the shower incident that he confessed in wanting to tear her limb from limb. All she wanted was to get in his boyfriend's pants and his money if what Harry told them in the past was true. He had even noticed her and her morosely moronic brother Ron stalking them on the way to their Dorm house. Luckily they always got caught in the demonic obscuring and repelling charms he would set up.

Harry was already stressed as it was within the school without England's Minister for Magic, his Undersecretary, and Molly Prewett adding to it and ruining his once peaceful existence. The Proprietress in 'Heaven's Delight' was getting sick and tired of the Minister and his immediate posse coming in during business hours and lording over everyone in the pub as well as wanting to get his attention when it was obvious that he was busy thus losing money and clientele for the pub. Even when he would go shopping he was hounded by these irritating adults and asking him questions he has no care about as well as issues he doesn't know about. They treat him as if he knew them his entire life when in fact he did not. He even had to ask Edym to do the grocery shopping and shopping in general for him ever since he bumped into Mrs. Prewett who tried to fuss over him like an overbearing mother when he never knew the woman. It was irritating.


~Sunday~

Deux decided to take Harry on a date to help his lover unwind a bit. It had been barely a week and Harry seemed drained of energy so he decided to give the boy a little pick me up. After school let out they both took the train to Domina. They both spent the remaining weekend with Remus who welcomed them with open arms. They decided to leave Celestia since their current irritants would certainly be there and be on the prowl. They won't think of going outside Celestia.

Hopefully.

Already it seems that the countryside settings of Domina with its cottages, the lush grass, the fresh cool air was relaxing Harry and himself. They spent the day playing in the grass like children and rolling down the hills having picnics under the shade of trees and swimming in the river. An entire day of No, Ron, No Ginny, No Fudge, no Umbridge.

~7pm, Niccolo's; Domina~

After they dropped off their stuff at Remus' house, they stopped to eat at Niccolo's, a local pub in Domina deeming the day practically perfect. Deux and Harry held hands even as they ate their shared spaghetti and meatballs in candle light with musicians near the courtyard singing "Bella Notte" to the couples that sat outside next to them. The two moons glowed softly illuminating the cobblestone streets and accentuated the yellowish glow of the windows. It was definitely romantic. They even shared an impromptu kiss when they noticed they ate the same pasta noodle that made Harry blush cutely. After their meal was done, Deux led Harry to the courtyard where they joined other dancing couples. both stared into each others eyes as they danced. They were about to kiss when a shrill voice broke the romantic setting like an air horn.

"Harry!"

both looked out confused when someone barreled Harry but not enough for him to fall. Harry looked down and couldn't believe his eyes.

Ginny. One of the banes of his existence is here, latching herself onto him. They also saw in the distance was Molly and Ron happily waving at them as if there was nothing wrong.

"Oh Harry, how utterly romantic! You set up this date for little old me! You are such a sweet man! I knew you were the one! We were meant to be together." she simpered.

that tears it.

With that, both Harry and Deux patience with the little whore had run out.

Harry shook the annoying leech from him and slapped her soundly. Ginny staggered a bit from the force of the blow and looked at Harry with tears in her eyes.

"You ignorant, selfish little brat! I have had enough! How long does it have to take for it to get into your thick skull that I. NEVER. LIKED. YOU! Or the words that I. HAVE. A BOYFRIEND! YOU are NOT my girlfriend, acquaintance, or otherwise! You simply latched onto me because your mother told you that you are my fiancee when you're NOT! I personally voided the contract and wiped my hands off of you, your mother and Ron because all you three see is the size of my bank account and my place in society! The three of you have been rude, crude, overbearing and pathetically clingy! Get the hell away from me!"

Harry stomped away with Deux angrily making their way to the train. Ron tried to stop them only for Deux to sock the boy in the face and onto the ground, his nose bleeding. Harry snapped his fingers and silenced Molly before she could screech at him and held her in a body bind for good measure. Ginny tried to run after them only to come short when Deux unfurled his bat wings and simply carried Harry in his arms and flew them directly to Celestia.


Both boys landed and stomped angrily to the Headmaster's office (the man was a workaholic). They passed by Lucius Malfoy, Severus, and Draco who gave them a wide berth. It was obvious those two had had enough. It was also obvious that Fudge didn't see the veritable thunder clouds above both boys' heads and began to follow them with Umbridge in tow. Alastor Moody saw the impending scene and shook his head in absolute shame.

'Strike three then' the Head Auror told himself.

Deux and Harry noticed the two other thorns trying to catch up to them and they didn't even feel guilty when they placed an entrapment spell sealing them in place. Both boys ran to the headmaster's office and knocked on the door.

"Come in."

both entered the room and saw the Headmaster in a meeting with the Headmasters and Headmistress of the three visiting schools.

"Headmaster, may we please request that certain individuals to be returned to Earth as quickly as possible."

"On what grounds Mr. Potter? Mr. Devereux?" asked Loki.

"For being totally irritating as well as obnoxious, overbearing, clingy, thickheaded, hurtful, embarrassing, crude, rude, and other negetive words that I shan't say due to present company." said Harry

"Who are these people then, Mr. Potter, and what did they do that irked you so?" asked Headmaster Riddle. It was a no-brainer who they were though.

"Ronald Prewett has insulted, injured, and hurt students and professors alike within the academy as well as attempted to attack Fred and George Weasley on sight.

Ginevra Prewett has been nothing but rude to everyone and is clingy whenever in my presence and is delusional her prince charming notion of me. She's also a nasty little pervert.

Molly Prewett has been naggy, bossy, and overbearing in all my actions.

The Minister Cornelius Fudge and Undersecretary Umbridge has been hounding me nonstop and lording over everyone they meet. All of them are also stalking me without a minute of peace and insulted many people within this city." said Harry

Headmaster Riddle dropped his head in his hands and shook his head in annoyance. This was utterly embarrassing.


Headmaster Loki was about to make his decision when the door to his office uncharacteristically slammed open revealing the worst possible person to enter.

In front of them stood the blazing angry eyes of Undertaker. Everyone that knew the man was shocked. Undertaker NEVER gets angry. The man before them was not only mad he was beyond furious.

"Headmaster I respectfully ask that Molly, Ronald and Ginevra Prewett, along with Cornelius Fudge and Delores Umbridge to be escorted back to England with no memory and banned from Illumina and Celestia indefinitely or else I may just go out of my retirement end reap them where they stand!"


A/N: Hi there sorry for the short chapters but it's all I can do for now. Please review on the story and advise on how Molly, Ron, Ginny, Fudge and Umbridge got Undertaker angry. I await your reviews and thank you for reading!