Hurdy Gurdy Pinkerdy Girl

Here's when they reach Ozette and realize There's Something About Presea. Spoilerz:

They wander through Ozette until they find Presea's house, when she and that guy whose name is Rodyle are talking, but the main characters don't know that since they haven't heard it used in a cut scene with them in it…. Whatever. Anyway, Lloyd and the group interrupt their conversation.

????: … So anyway I switched from wearing blue socks to green socks, I have a theory that they- Oh, are these friends of yours.

Presea: No.

????: Oh, ok. Anyway, I believe green socks are made out of vegetables so they can-

Genis: Presea! You need to have a key-

Lloyd: What the Hell is your problem Presea!

Genis: … Lloyd?

Lloyd: Presea, why the Hell did you just run from us! We came all the way out to this smelly place, FOR YOU, and you just wander off. You have some nerve-

Genis: Lloyd! Shut up! I'm trying to convince Presea to let us help her by getting a key crest.

Lloyd: ….Well, the way she's been acting lately, I don't think she deserves a soul.

Colette: Lloyd, everything deserves a soul. Like babies, and bunnies, and pebbles, and turtles, and cotton candy sticks, and gummy worms, and non gummy worms-

Regal: I know I'm the new guy here, but may I suggest not letting yourselves get distracted by minor conversations.

Colette: And lamp shades, and empty soda cans, and street lights, and bears, and-

Presea: I have to go now.

Genis: Wait no!

Colette: And pieces of paper, and glue sticks, and-

Zelos: And cameras, and boobies, and bean bag chairs and-

Everyone: …

Zelos: … Colette's game seemed fun. I was just … trying to interact … you know … STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Presea: Good bye.

She enters her house.

Lloyd: See, the rudeness, she didn't give US a chance to say good bye back.

Raine: Lloyd, you don't know crap about manners, so stop pretending like you do.

Lloyd: … Ok.

????: … I'm gonna go now.

Sheena: Wait! Who are you?

????: Oh, I make sure Presea gathers the sacred wood for the rituals, and I certainly wasn't using her for Cruxis Crystal research so I can make a Cruxis Crystal and take over the world or anything like that. And, I'm certainly not a Desian, though I am evil... I mean, not evil ... Goodbye.

He leaves.

Lloyd: He seems trustworthy.

Raine: Let's go into Presea's house. She might have food.

They go into Presea's house, see her wandering around doing nothing. She then stops near someone "Sleeping".

Genis: Who's that guy?

Raine: Let me check.

Raine checks out the body … it's dead.

Raine: … Eww.

Lloyd: What is it Professor.

Raine: Th – this man … is dead.

Lloyd: …WHAT ... THE!?

Zelos: Dude, not cool!

Sheena: Presea killed someone!?

Raine: No, I think he was just old … or suffered from a disease or something.

I forgot how he died, and I refuse to look up specific details on non-important matters. I'm not Wiki Freakin Pedia.

Regal: Poor Presea.

Raine: The value of her crappy house just went down sooo much.

Regal: …

Raine: … OH, and she'll be going through much psychological stress once we get her soul back and she realizes she's been living with her dead dad. THAT'S what makes her a "Poor Presea".

Everyone gives her an mean glare, showing how much they think she's a jerk.

Raine: Hey, I'm trying.

They get the Hell out of the house.

Raine: Ok, here's the plan … we leave Ozette, and never come back.

Lloyd: But, what about Presea?

Raine: What about her?

Lloyd: She needs a key crest!

Raine: And I hope she gets one, but we're way too busy to help her.

Zelos: Really now? And what on our schedule is so dire and important that we can't move it to later so we can help our lil cutie now?

Raine: Are you all forgetting we're supposed to find a way to save the worlds? We can't do that if we keep getting side tracked by helping out minor main characters all the time.

Genis: Screw the worlds! I'm not gonna leave Presea in that house with that dead guy and assume everything is going to be ok! We have to save her!

Everyone: … Awwwww.

Genis: Shut up!

Zelos: That is like so sweet, if I weren't so sure you were a little boy who likes OTHER little boys, I could think you had a lil crush on our lil Presea.

Genis: This coming from you?

Zelos: Watch it brat!

Lloyd: Look! Why don't we go to that Altessa guy and see if he can help us?

Zelos: Who?

Lloyd: The only other Dwarf in the game other than my Dad.

Regal: It's worth a try, he's gotta say yes.

They leave Ozette and go to Altessa's house. There, they meet Tabatha, the girl who speaks very softly yet her subtitles are all caps, and Altessa, that 2nd Only Dwarf character in the game.

Lloyd: Hey, will you help Presea?

Altessa: No.

Lloyd: …Well, I tried.

Regal: Wait, why not?

Altessa: Because.

He just walks away.

Lloyd: Hey, come back! Man, RUDE!

He heads towards him, Tabatha gets in his way.

Tabatha: STOP. THE MASTER DOES NOT WISH TO HELP YOU FOR THE TIME BEING, MAYBE LATER.

Lloyd: What is up with your voice?

Tabatha: PLEASE, COME BACK LATER.

Lloyd: Did a 14 year old online chatter write the text for your subtitles? Honestly, ALL caps?

Raine: Lloyd, let's leave.

Lloyd: K. But where are we suppose to get a key crest now?

Tabahta: TO MAKE A KEY CREST, YOU WILL NEED INHIBITOR ORE.

Lloyd: Ah, I see. THANK YOU TABATHA FOR THE AWESOME ADVICE!

Tabatha: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

Lloyd: … I …. I was just … nevermind.

They leave.

Lloyd: Where do you find Inhibitor Ore?

Regal: I … HEARD it can be found in the Toize Valley Mine in the Chocolate Mountains. We'll take the EC over seas pass Altamira, a place I definitely do not want to go to, and make it to the land near the mines.

Zelos: Ooooooh! I love that resort! Girls dressed as bunnies, girls near the beach, girls in hotels! We gotta stop by!

Sheena: We don't have time to stop near that God awful resort.

Lloyd: Yeah, we have to help Presea-

Zelos: They have roller coasters.

Lloyd: …Well, I think Presea can wait.

Genis: Lloyd! You don't even know what a roller coaster is!

Lloyd: Do too! It's one of those things rich people put underneath their glasses of water so it won't leave a mark on whatever the place it upon.

Genis: … You can not be this dumb … it's just not possible.

Colette: I think we should leave now.

Lloyd: …Fine … what are we doing again?

They leave Altessa's place. Regal is behind, and Zelos confronts him.

Zelos: Hey, just wondering, you know, to add a little bit forshadowing here … have we met before?

Regal: …

Regal leaves.

Zelos: Wow … what a jerk. Rude!

End (kind of)