Kat: I'M SO SORRY!

England: Could you please say that any louder?

Kat: *screams* I'M SO SORRY!

England: …Thanks…

Kat: I was going through some paranoia because every "Ask Hetalia" story I've been reading have been asked to be deleted, and I was freaking out because I didn't want this gone. Then, finals had come up, and all the grad parties and I didn't really have time, so yeah…so this isn't dead! I'm here still here! And we're still going to do this!

America: Dude! You've graduation? Sweet! Another awesome new mind to make America that much more awesome!

Kat: Why thank you!

England: You're going to need it, America…

Kat: Oh, hush! It's almost his birthday. You be nice. Oh! I've forgotten to mention that we have a co-host! Would you like to introduce yourself, Venesa?

Venesa: Hello peoples! I am so glad to be here to help play with our favorite nations.

Kat: Oh, we'll play alright! Okay, let's re-start this question thingy! The recent one we got was very important, so we're going to start with that.

Japan: UUUUm okay I have a serious issue right now and I think u might be able to help me with. I am currently in Japan with some relatives and my uncle decides to take me, my brother, and his kids/cousins to see some planes and on the way back home he takes us to a bookstore. U know how in ur country u pretty much wrap all your books up in a plastic sheet so people can't read it. Well my uncle tells us he will buy us a book as I found this book that looked really interesting and since I can't skim through it I figured I would take a chance. I get home expecting a comedic story involving ghosts and monsters u know occult stuff but it was kinda like comedic porn? I don't know please don't make me think any harder as to what it is TTnTT) underneath it. I'm really scared my mom will find it and I can't ask my uncle for the receipt because that would be kinda rude WHAT DO I DO! Also there was no warning on the book to indicate that it was what it is.

Kat: I thought it was just a stereotype! *cries*

Japan: Um…well, most books are…are like that, you see.

Kat: What is wrong with you! At LEATS PUT A WARNING ON! YOU'RE SCARING THE POOR AMERICAN CHILDREN!

Japan: H-hai, I will put the offer out to print warnings. As for your mother-

Kat: BURN IT1

Japan: There is that…or you could simply through it out. Do you have a shredding machine? That would work just as well. If your mother does happen to find the…book….you should just explain the situation like you did here.

Prussia: Or give it to West! Keseseses!

Prussia: I really need a freaking pick me up. Can you do something?

Prussia: The awesome he has totally got this one, guys!Watch this!

Germany: Mein Gott…I need to leave the room…

Hungary: I've got this on tape! *pulls out camera*

Prussia: Mein Gott…um…psst! Hey, hey, new girl!

Venesa: …yes?

Prussia: Give me ideas! What should I do?

Vesesa: …do you really want me to answer that?

Kat: Answer it! I wanna see what the new girl's got!

Prussia: *nods*

Venesa: Very well then… *whispers in Prussia's ear*

Prussia: *grins then looks at you.* So awesome! Ahem. *starts to sing I'm Sexy and I Know it while stripping off clothing*

Germany: My eyes!

Italy: Prussia isn't a very good singer, ve..

Germany: *hastily covers Italy's eyes*

France: Oh, he has to be sexy in order to hang out with me!~

Venesa: *takes out camera* These go on e-bay for big bucks!

Hungary: You don't sell them! You use them for blackmail!

Prussia: *winks*

Germany: C-can we go onto the next question?

Kat!: Sure! …But I don't think you'd like it very much…

Germany: And why not?

Germany: I'm actually to freaked out to have u do anything with Russia so do u know how to get rid of bloodstains?

Germany: W-was! M-me and Russia? Again! What is wrong with you!

Russia: But we had such a fun time last time, da?"

Germany: Get away from me! A-and why do you assume I know how to get rid of bloodstains…?

Venesa: Oh, oh! I know! I know! Soak said items in cold water for a while, then soak it in hot water for awhile, then scrub with bleach and wash in very hot water by hand!

Germany: …

Venesa: What?

Germany: N-nothing… *eyes Venesa suspiciously while inching away*

Everyone: *follows Germany's backing aways except for Russia*

Kat: That's so coolios! It's time to find a the guy that loves my best friend~ Let's see how well your treatment works, Venesa!