"Bonsoir, mes amis! Welcome to Ask Big Brother France, the radio program tuned with your heart! Je suis Big Brother France, and today's first letter is from Heroically Lost.
'Dear Big Brother France,
You see, my best buddy and I were always close, and we used to be around each other all the time and shared everything. At that point, my life was perfect.
That was until I got a boyfriend.
My boyfriend is very dedicated, even if he's not very expressive. Many people say I'm lucky, and he's not bad… is not that I dislike him, but I think I never really felt he was the one, despite his efforts.
The thing is… since I started this relationship, my best dude seems to be drifting away from me, and they are always bickering, even if they're siblings.
My buddy is now hanging out with other guys, and it doesn't feel right at all. What if he forgets about me?!
And I recently started having weird, dirty dreams and thoughts about my dude. The kind of stuff we're never supposed to have about our buddies. Not even as… well, we did joke about that often when I was still single too, but that shouldn't be stuck on my mind, I'm betraying our friendship! He will hate me if he gets to know about that!
I feel like crap, lusting on my buddy!
I hope it's just a phase but what will I do if it keeps happening?
I don't want to lose my buddy!
Big Brother France, what should I do?!'
Oh, lala… even if you don't realize, you're such a lucky guy, mon ami, to be torn between two cuties. How I wish to be on your shoes. Tell big brother France your secret, s'il vous plaît?
As far as I can see, your bigger concern is your 'friend'. Losing or betraying your boyfriend don't sound as bad as if it were your 'friend'.
Even if you don't blame your date, and probably don't want to hurt him, you can't detach from your 'friend'.
Also… the fact you're dating your 'friend's sibling caught my attention. Maybe it was unconsciously the closest you could get to let the desires you're denying come true, without risking your friendship?
Oui, mon chèr, if those dreams and thoughts are reoccurring and you're not comfortable with your 'friend' getting to know people, you must face that it's probably not just a phase. Est que vous voulez seulement coucher avec il, ou vous aimez ton 'ami'?
Is it fair to keep him from find l'amour, if you're not single anymore?
If you're not available, there are people willing to make him happy. Don't take him for granted.
If he's your friend, aren't you supposed to wish for his happiness?
You're also afraid of his rejection.
You should make some tests. He won't just tell you that he loves you, since you're not only on a relationship, but also his in-law.
Try to tease him and get some reaction.
Indulge him like couples do, make double-meaning comments – especially if you're complimenting him. Create some dubious atmosphere.
If he just laughs and teases back, you're out. If he blushes, stutters or the like, you're on.
But you must make up your mind, set plans for when you figure it out.
Just remember, you're still his in-law, so it's a very touchy situation and how you deal with your current date can affect the relationship you might have with your friend later on.
Well, it's a shame to spare the one that created hentai, but I'm sure that his brother can also learn if he has motivation and looks like having more stamina. Besides, his ahoge is an advantage on the long run. Please call me and sister Flying Pan to check on your classes.
Another thing you should keep on mind is that, even if he's usually a carefree joker, ton ami still is a family guy and has a romantic side.
Hope you find your way to your heart! Bonne chance, don't forget to tell Big Brother France when you get him. I'd love to know all the details.
Now, our next letter…"
Translations:
Bonsoir, mes amis: Good evening, my friends
Je suis: I am
mon ami: my friend
s'il vous plaît : please
Oui, mon chèr: yes, my dear
Bonne chance: good luck
Est que vous voulez seulement coucher avec il, ou vous aimez ton 'ami'?: Do you just want to sleep with him or do you love your 'friend'?