A/N: Hello Merlin fans. This installment is brought to you at 4 am. Why so absurdly early? Well, on Sunday I did not have time to write and on Monday I went food shopping and played golf. So, uh, no time to write there. So I figured, hey: Let's wake up really early when you know you get extremely hungry at 4 and write fanfiction! Yeah! Now I'm hungry :3
My dad decided to bring a video camera on our golf excursion to film our swings/putting strokes etc. Well… If Astiza is in the vicinity, do not leave camcorders unattended. We are not held responsible of strange videos appear on them. I yelled Awooga on that golf cart while driving down a hill. Oh yeah.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 28th BRADLEY (: October 11, 1983.
I've come to the stinking conclusion that the first two episodes of Merlin were more awkward than the entire series put together. Really, I mean… these last few updates have been filled with 4.01 and 4.02 references.
I've officially come to love Agravaine. He is such a creeper.
Did anybody think Merlin's 'wyvern-get-the-hell-away-from-my-friends-voice' was extremely hot? I can't say how many times I watched that clip.
A Delicate Matter – it should be updated soon… I've written and rewritten chapter 18 and it's never turned out how I wanted it. And I'm not entirely sure how it should turn out or if that chapter will end it. Hmm…
Hair On Fire – has a second installment now. It was going to be a one-shot, but I had to continue it. xD It was just too good to leave alone. Please review.
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That awkward moment when Agravaine looked like he was going to kiss Morgana.
That awkward moment when no mortal can survive it but nature makes an exception for Merlin because he's important.
That awkward moment when Merlin doesn't cry over Lancelot's death, though he's cried over every other death that directly affected him in the series so far.
That awkward moment when there actually was poison in the goblet and Arthur dies. –Kitty O
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That awkward moment when nobody questions why Merlin dies.
That awkward moment when the only thing that can save Merlin now are talking water droplets.
That awkward moment when Kilgharrah only comes to the field for a death chat before leaving again.
That awkward moment when the entire fandom thinks Agravaine is going to do something that is very NOT-PG rated to Gwen and/or Morgana. –silver-doe287
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That awkward moment when everyone else who were touched by the Daracha died instantly, but Merlin survived for days afterwards. –Nathan
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That awkward moment when Arthur trips during a hunting trip. –SarahMDillon
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That awkward moment where every story you read now has Gwaine eating an apple.
That awkward moment where everyone realizes Merlin is too big for Arthur to carry.
That awkward moment where Gwen really needs to pull up her dress.
That awkward moment where your boyfriend's uncle is doing some serious creepin.
That awkward moment when everyone realizes Merlin is useful at something other than magic: fishing.
That awkward moment where everyone hugs Merlin except for Arthur.
That awkward moment when you look away for one second and the next thing you know your friend is sacrificing himself. –princessmelia
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That awkward moment when Gwen kills Merlin because she finds out that both Lancelot and Arthur are secretly in love with him. –WhirlWind421
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That awkward moment when it turns out Merlin was actually Uther's best friend in the legends and Merlin doesn't know who to choose.
That awkward moment when Merlin watches the series Camelot on Channel 4* and sees King Arthur getting intimate with The Lady of the Lake. –Justine Themis
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That awkward moment when no one makes a pheasant joke when they see the wyvern. (Though the fans do).
That awkward moment when Arthur finds out that hundreds of fangirls were yelling at him at that moment because he didn't hug Merlin like the others.
That awkward moment when Lancelot comes back and someone thinks it's sorcery and kills him. For good.
That awkward moment when the producers of Merlin finally realise that, in order to get a proper reaction when you kill a character, you should not show that character clearly alive and well in previews for future episodes. –agent iz hyper
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That awkward moment when Merlin and Arthur realise the knights have bets on whether they have feelings for each other.
That awkward moment when it's the fourteenth time in a row that Arthur's forgotten Merlin's secret due to a blow to the head.
That awkward moment when the knights joke about Leon taking his time to get up and reaslise that he really is dead this time.
That awkward moment when Merthur fans turn up at Jarl's slave auction and realise they can buy the pair. –Smochynose
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That awkward moment when Agravaine invites Gwen to his chambers to discuss the Kingdom, but all he does is look at her boobs.
That awkward moment when Arthur realises that Uther had wanted him to marry his own sister.
That awkward moment when Merlin uses some of the Dragon's wise words and Arthur thinks he is coming on to him.
That awkward moment when the knights realise that they have never seen Merlin with a girl, and begin to suspect that he is gay.
That awkward moment that after the knights realise this, they notice that Merlin spends a lot of time in Arthur's chambers... –NerdsAreAce
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That awkward moment when Arthur asks if Percival and Gwaine would like to be left alone when he sees their position.
That awkward moment Leon doesn't understand why Merlin is so important, while everyone in the back ground is glaring daggers.
That awkward moment when 'Dragoon' looks in a mirror.
That awkward moment when Merlin starts singing, Pretty Fly, For a White Guy.
That awkward moment the Gwaine fan-girls realize their pretty-boy Knight has now been reduced to the comic relief character. –xXMistressMadHatterXx
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That awkward moment when the spirits of the brooks and streams know Merlin by his given name, yet every other magical being/person he has come across thus far, have either known him as Emrys or not known him at all.
That awkward moment when Lancelot stepping through the tear in the veil counts as a blood sacrifice, even though there was really no blood involved.
That awkward moment when everyone recognizes that fact, and realize that the only reason it worked was because the Callieach decided she liked the idea of keeping a living Lancelot with her in the spirit world better than insisting on the usual death.
That awkward moment when Arthur wakes up and doesn't find that Merlin has sacrificed himself like he was expecting. Then notices one of his knights is missing and concludes that Merlin changed his mind and sacrificed Lancelot instead.
That awkward moment when the other knights meet up with Arthur, Gwaine, and Merlin again, and they have to convince everyone that they didn't just sacrifice Lancelot, he decide to be the sacrifice all by himself.
That awkward moment when Gwen is sobbing her eyes out over a friend's funeral prier and Arthur just pats her shoulder.
That awkward moment when Gwen insinuates that Agravaine is a coward. "show courage"
That awkward moment when Gwen insinuates that she knows more about ruling Camelot than Agravaine does. "It's like riding a horse…"
That awkward moment when Gwen does know more about ruling Camelot than Agravaine does.
That awkward moment when Morgana realizes Dragoon the Great is her destiny and her doom. -ruapilot2
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That awkward moment when you're running through the woods with your best friend and he starts shouting in gibberish and a dragon appears.
That awkward moment when Lancelot actually reacts to the fact that Merlin can summon dragons.
That awkward moment when Merlin and Arthur reunite and everyone leaves them alone because they just assume they're together.
That awkward moment when Morgana gets to the stone table and decides to sacrifice Aslan instead.
That awkward moment when someone walks into your home and asks if you know your apprentice. –Ceffyldrwg
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That awkward moment when Merlin finds there's a ferryman now. Probably just so he doesn't have to use magic in front of the knights to make the boat move.
That awkward moment when Lancelot enters the spirit world alive (with no blood spilled) and the veil remains sundered.
That awkward moment when you peek into a shack and say, "You again," with total resignation.
That awkward moment when somebody takes all the credit. "That's how it's done!"
That awkward moment when you see a giant baby rat centimeters from your face.
That awkward moment when Merlin tells Arthur he was peeing all that time.
*Channel 4 (UK) = Starz (US) ... I think!