BAM. The door opened wide when it noticed that Scias was gone. Yes, doors have lives too you know. The door opened wide and the travelers stepped forth...
To a huge ass freaking flight of stairs that went on endlessly.
"FORTH EORLINGASSS!" Adol yelled and everyone, save for Geis and Dogi, barely heard him. They ran down the huge flight of stairs.
~~~~ Some Hours Later ~~~~~
Everyone ran down the stairs.
~~~~~ Some Days Later ~~~~~~
Everyone walked down the stairs.
~~~~~ Some Months Later ~~~~~~
Everyone crawled down the stairs.
~~~~~ Finally... ~~~~~
After a very, very long time, the travelers finally reached the end of the stairs. They were greeted with the site of an obvious boss battle arena, complete with crystal thing-thangs that were suspended on pillar thing-thangs and runes outlining the area.
"UUUUOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHGCK!" Dogi let out a victory cry. Everyone's ears bled, including Tia's. They all died thrice the times they already did...
Wut
"OMG. Can I kill it please?!" She yelled and covered her ears. Adol went in front of Dogi to defend him...but died when Dogi gave another hellspawned cry of doom. Tia rolled her eyes and went to the travelers, clinking her staff on the ground and restoring their health.
"The speech of my people..." Dogi fell to the ground and cried. Adol consoled his friend. "There will come a time again, my friend...but it is not now."
"Dafuq did you just say to me?" Dogi snapped his head towards Adol with shock apparent in his eyes. Adol laughed. "L3l D3j3h u w0t m8?"
"That's better." Dogi smiled and everything was happy again. Tia clinked her staff again, calling the attention of everyone except Mishera...who's eyes were already all on her, baby.
OOOOH SNAP SON!
"So Scias passed huh? Damn good for nothing little shit, wasn't doing his job right anyways. Whatever. I'll just reset the game board again so that Maya won't suffer anymore." She angrily mumbled to herself. Everyone's, save for Adol, Geis and Dogi, eyes widened with shock.
"No way...you can't mean that you did this just because Maya was in pain!?" Aisha yelled and Tia began mumbling to herself again like an angry tsun-tsun. "I will never forgive you for killing my father but this...Why couldn't you just be evil!? It would have been so much easier if you were just evil!"
Dogi stepped forward and so did Adol. Geiss rolled his eyes...he has seen this too many times. "Tia...we can't allow you to do all this."
"Oh? And what are you gonna do?" Tia asked and the two men looked at each other, nodding and then equipping their weapons.
"We're gonna...dance." Dogi said and threw a beatbox to the ground, clicking the button and playing some weird but kawaii Japanese song. "DANCE FUCKER, DANCE!"
Dogi and Adol began to breakdance like never before...they breakdanced for their lives.
~~~~~ A Boss Battle Later? ~~~~~
"Well shit..." Tia said, out of breath and collapsing to a sit. Elk, Aisha, Mishera and Cruxie just stared at the two men with wide and shocked eyes.
"By the Dragons...how the fuck did you defeat me by just BREAKDANCING!?" Tia raged but couldn't get up. Aww...that's so cute.
"Himitsu Sentai Gorenger Hax!" Adol and Dogi yelled in unison and did a pose where their arms were outstretched and they were facing in opposing directions.
"Are you alright?!" Aisha said and nearly ran to her side, had her teammates not stopped her. Tia glared at all of them. "Oh gee...I just got...I don't even fucking know..."
There was a long silence of trying to find words before Tia gave up and slammed her staff or whatever to the ground. "FUCK!"
Then, she began mumbling to herself like an angry Tsun-Tsun. Because she was tired, the crystal thing-thangs began to glow and emit lightning towards the uh...middle thing-thang. A monster materialized in front of them and roared. Adol and Dogi began to chant a secret spell sacred to their people in unison as they raised their arms high into the air. "I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE! AKSDFLASDJF;KLAJIFJSLKDJALSDJ;L! I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOVEE! OOOHH!"
The monster gave a roar that shook the entire arena. Elk yelled angrily at Adol and Dogi. "You just HAD to piss it off with your horrible singing didn't you!?"
They all got teleported to...I don't know, some giant ass monster thing. Find out next chapter! :D
