A/N: Hahaha, so this one was influenced by an article I read. And after thinking about another idea (dealing with America, Russia, France and England playing Munchkin... WWIII anyone?) this idea came to mind. It's kinda rushed, and not as deep as a few, but I hope it works and you guys enjoy.

Oh, and I had to come up with an idea that would work that isn't the overused 'global warming' topic. And since it is true we're losing our natural resources due to advancements, natural disasters etc, I figured it was a good place to start. So enjoy!

Tractor Beam? Inconceivable!

America strode into the G8 meeting with a grin on his face. He was tossing up a small little device that many would recognize as a USB drive. The other seven nations looked at him as he opened up the computer and plugged the device into the computer. As he was getting it ready he addressed the assembled nations.

"Since we're all here, I would like to continue the discussion about the problem with destroying our natural resources." America began quite loudly and with an idiotic grin on his face. "I propose a different idea than the one I suggested yesterday."

That got everyone's attention. What crazy idea could America actually bring up? He was so ecstatic about his idea of planting a billion trees and making them grow impossibly fast. That just couldn't be done. Now he has another idea? The six remaining countries (five, if you forget dear Canada), looked at each other and then back at America suspiciously. Last time he did something like this; he put a youtube video on and introduced them to the states!

"Okay, so what I propose is that we 1) transplant grown trees to where they are needed by use of a super duper fast jet. Second option would be to go to another planet and collect materials that way."

"You ijit! How do you expect us to transplant a giant tree somewhere else? That would take years!" England stated.

"Angleterre has a point."

"Thank you, frog."

"But it's not impossible! Look, I have it already planned out." America put on the power point presentation that he had prepared. "See? The simple option would be to use a tractor beam and have it drag the tree to where it's needed, and put it in a premade hole. It wouldn't take long at all! Especially with a super duper fast jet!"

"This isn't one of your idiotic sci-fi shows Amerika." Russia stated. "surely your alien friend won't help you, da?"

"Hey, leave Tony out of this!" America defended. "And no. He's not a part of this! My peops have actually made a tractor beam that works. American made, baby."

"Really? We're supposed to believe that." Germany asked.

"Japan, don't you see it's possible? Come on, man, back me up here!" America looked to his friend and ally.

"I am sorry America, but it is srightry impossiburu."

"I'll prove it to you." America stated walking out.

America had been gone for a long time and the countries began talking about what had happened. Sure he was an idiot and his ideas were just as idiotic, but he wasn't a superpower for no reason. They began to wonder what he was going to do. It was taking too long, so they finally to send out a search party. Unfortunately, as soon as the party was formed, America came back into the room with a device.

He didn't say anything as he went to work setting up the contraption. Taking a feather he set it on the table a distance away and turned the machine on. A beam of light landed on the feather. The nations were not amused. However, that mood changed when America moved the contraption back and the feather followed. What was also amazing was that the feather kept the same distance as it did previously. It really was being pulled.

"What magic is this?" Italy asked excited.

"That's not magic. My NASA peops made it. With a little bit of work, it could definitely make my plan a success! The hero is in the house ya'll!"

Let's just leave this scene at this, shall we? Canada face palmed and wondered how America could be so technologically advanced when he acted like (and sometimes actually was) an idiot.

Owari

A/N: Okay. So, what America says is actually true. NASA has found a way to make a tractor beam work. However, it's on a nanometer (nm I assume) scale, not the feather scale that was used. But I figured it would be easier to show if I slightly exaggerated it.