Miss.Ecofreak: I'm back and to answer mr Light Chicken Bulbs, I don't think anything would happen if Zakura used Usagi No jutsu on herself.

Zakura: I would become a rabbit... which I already am.

CHAPTER 35

MAGICAL (AND VERY ANNOYING) SIGN

It was mid-day and most of the characters where at the Naughty Ottsel. (Why does everyone go there? The Jak-characters I can understand but the ninjas and the jedis (and all those who are not old enough to drink (and Kiba's dog) (and Cornelius' gazillion pets) and will you please stop before I eat your manga collection) (leave my Time Stranger Kyoko alone!)?)

Everyone was having a good time, until Gaara came in and glared at everyone.

"Hi Gaara. Why do you glare at us like that?" Jak said with a you-can't-be-mad-at-me-when-I-am-this-cute-look

Gaara pulled out a sign which said "I'm just angry Sasuke got away again! That hyperactive rabbit ran of when I had my back turned."

"Why don't you speak?" Jak asked. "Are you dumb or something?"

Gaara turned the sign around, it now said "I've been yelling so much I've lost my voice".

"Oh. Well I know something that will cheer you up! Let's go to a karaoke-bar!" Naruto said.

Gaara turned his sign around once more, not it said "Blockhead".

"Sasuke-kun is in trouble?" Sakura asked.

Gaara turned his sign upside down, now it said; "Probably".

Zakura: Hold on! How's he able to do that? The second time he turned the sign around he was back at the page that said "I'm angry Sasuke got away" but now it said "Blockhead"! And when he turned "Blockhead" upside down it became "Probably"! That's impossible!
Miss.Ecofreak: Nothing's impossible when you have faith.

"Oh no! Sasuke-kun needs help! Naruto! Go save Sasuke!" Sakura said.
"Nani? (What?)" Naruto said.

"Don't just stand there you nine-tailed-demon-fox-container! Go save Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled and threw Naruto out in the streets.

Gaara came out too.

"Are you here to help me?" Naruto asked.

Gaara pulled out his magical sign again and now it said: "No. I've come to see if you've sustained any heavy injuries I can laugh at".

"Very funny. But any injuries I get are healed instantly because of Kyuubi" Naruto said.

Gaara moved the sign slightly to the left and now it said: "I don't even get injuries thanks to the sand protecting me! Hah!"

"Fine. Come on racoon-boy, let's go find Sasuke" Naruto said.

And so the fox-boy and the racoon-boy went to find the been-drinking-too-much-coffee-boy so they could knock him out and make sure he got some rest.

Sasuke wasn't hard to find, they just looked for coffee-bars that had burned doors.

"Doesn't Sasuke know how to open a door?"
"You should know! You're his team-mate!" Gaara said.

"Hey! Didn't you loose your voice?" Naruto asked.

"Oh right! I mean:" Gaara said and pulled out a sign that said:"You should know! You're his team-mate!"

Sasuke had run into a dead-end and was looking for leftovers in old coffee-cups he found in a trash can.

"Ew Sasuke. That's gross" Naruto said.

"I know. But I was thrown out of all the coffee bars for some little stupid thing" Sasuke said.

"You mean burning down the doors?" Naruto asked.

"Exactly! Itachi always did that when we were young, probably because I had shut the door in his bedroom because I was in there reading his diary out loud through the window" Sasuke said.

"Hm. Suddenly I got an idea of why Itachi killed his family" Naruto said. "Anyone who knows the secrets in my diary must die".

"You have a diary?" Gaara's sign said.

"Yup. And it's really nice. Pink with little read hearts on… No I don't have a diary" Naruto said.

"Naruto, you suck" Sasuke said.

"You suck more!" Naruto said (as he said this Sasuke was shown sucking at an old coffee-cup). "I'm only here because Sakura forced me".

"Oh. You're good at standing up to the women" Sasuke said.

"Says you? You're scared of girls!"

"No I'm not"
"Then how about the time when Sakura tried to kiss you, you ran away into the bathroom?"
"That was you using henge no jutsu (transformation)"

"How about the time when Iruka-sensei gave me ramen and I ate it?"

"What's that got to do with me being scared of girls?"

"How about the time you ran into Itachi's cage because Sakura tried to kiss you (again)?"

"I just came by to visit him"

"Yeah right. And as soon as you noticed all the screaming fan girls in the cage you tied yourself up to a log"

"I was practising my "tie-myself-up-to-a-log-technique"!" (Zakura: what a useless technique. Miss.Ecofreak: I think it's quite useful really… but do you mind helping me down from here? I haven't mastered the "Untying-myself-from-this-log-technique" yet)

"And then Gaara came in with his group of fan girls and you ran away screaming?"
"I was practising my "run-away-screaming-technique" in case I encountered an enemy who was too powerful".

"You sure have a lot of stupid techniques" Gaara's sign said.

"Gaara, you only temporarily lost your voice, it should be back by now" Sasuke said.

"But I like showing of my amazing sign" Gaara said and turned the sign over so it said "Racoons are way cooler than nine-tailed foxes".

Naruto glared at the sign, grabbed it and broke it in half.

"My sign!" Gaara cried. "You'll pay for that!"

"DEMON-FIGHT!" Sasuke yelled and everyone came to watch.

"Why is everyone staring? I only wanted to give him this bill?" Gaara said.

"Come on little brother! Let's see some action!" Temari said.

"Aw…"

"Please"

"I don't want to fight Naruto"
"Aw… why not?"

"Because he's stronger! Look at him!"

Everyone looked at Naruto, sure he was a bit bigger than Gaara and he now had nine fox-tails sticking out of his back (instead of the one rabbit-tail he had earlier) and Gaara looked pretty miserable with only one racoon-tail.

"So he's got more tails than you. So what? Tails don't mean power" Jak said.

"No. it's the amount of girlfriends you've had. That's why I'm stronger than Jak" Daxter said.

"You're not stronger and you haven't had more girlfriends than me" Jak said.

"He's in denial" Daxter said, not looking at Jak.

"He's all talk. Your strength is determined of the length of your Light sabre!" Anakin said and pulled out an extremely short red light sabre. "Er… I mean… the shorter it is, the stronger you are".

"No dad. It's determined of how strong you are" Luke said.
"You mean the stronger you are… the stronger you are? That doesn't make sense" Anakin said.

"None of you make any sense!" Naruto said. "If Gaara doesn't want to fight because he's been transformed into a sissy little dwarf rabbit that's just fine with me!"

Uh oh, bad choice of words.

"Naruto… You're dead" Gaara said.