"Here in Speedway, IN, on Total Drama Indianapolis racing! Blainely, LeShawnna, Beth, Geoff, DJ, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Cody, Owen, Alejandro, Gwen, Justin, Harold, Courtney, Heather, Izzy, Cody again, Sierra, Duncan, and Lindsey! All of them competed, and were knocked out of TDIR. But today, our final two will go head to head in the finale! The best finale yet! Who knows who will win? Find out today, here on TOTAL
DRAMA
INDIANAPOLIS
RACING FINALE!
Song: Grim Goodbye
Writer: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Album: Don't You Fake it.
*Opening music shows the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on the morning of the Season's finale*
(BOOM!) *Brief second of Cody's fiery crash in the Fuel Mileage Race*
(BOOM!) *On board with Izzy as her Indy car gets airborne and flies into the fence*
*Crash Carnage 58*
(BOOM!) *Wall angle as Heather smacks the wall in the NASCAR Race*
(BOOM!) *Wall angle as Ezekiel get airborne in the Indy car race's start*
(BOOM!) *Pit road camera as Lindsey's F1 Car slams the Pit road wall*
(BOOM!) *As Noah and Tyler battle in Indy cars, Explosions go off around them*
Whoa, Wo-o-oah, whoa whoa whoa waho waho. My eyes. *Tyler's Indy car slides down pit lane on 3 tires*
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, closing slowly. *Duncan's Right front tire explodes in the NASCAR race*
Don't you try to take me down. *Blainely's Indy Car gets airborne, Turn 4 Camera*
Don't you try to take me over *Blainely's Indy Car gets airborne, Turn 3 Camera*
Won't you try to break me? *ON Board as Blainely's Indy car as it gets airtime*
The complexity is moving in *Wall Camera during the Indy Car race big one*
And I feel that I do not have the strength *On Board With Lindsey as she is plowed in the IZOD big one*
Tragedy plaguing me suddenly, *Noah's rear camera during showing the Indy car Big One*
and it's affecting my will. *On board with Bridgette as she turns Geoff into the wall in the IZOD Big one*
But wait! Now that I've found you. *ON Board with Duncan as Lindsey and him collide in the NASCAR Race*
Situations that were dark now change to gray. *Infield camera of Lindsey's NASCAR sideliner*
Disregarding my absence of memories *Turn 1 Camera of Lindsey's Sideliner, camera getting destroyed*
It's perpetually blinding me of sanity *Duncan rams the damaged 48 into the ambulance*
And just when I get in. *ON Board with Noah as he Plow's Courtney in the Rear end during the IZOD Race*
As I try to scale these walls *Turn 3 camera As Courtney's Indy Car gets air on the backstretch*
Clavicle falls around me *Infield Camera of said crash*
And I feel that I stayed to long *On Board with Courtney in said crash*
And darkness is fading in. *Lindsey's Indy car spins to the Infield, X-Slow motion*
And darkness is real.
Whoa, Whoa-o-oa, Whoa-o-o-o-o-oa, My eyes! *Tyler's NASCAR Qualifying Blowover, Infield Camera*
Whoa, Whoa-o-oa, Closing slowly. *Tyler's NASCAR Qualifying Blowover From the Turn 1 grandstands*
*In the musical interlude, the on-board of Tyler's Blowover is shown*
Fate, seems to recreate! *Courtney wrecks herself in the IROC Race, Turn 1 Camera*
I just cannot escape! *Courtney wrecks herself in the IROC race, Turn 4 Camera*
Something holds me down and keeps me idle *Said crash, On board with Harold*
When I can't escape *Same Crash, Helicopter Camera*
Even now I can feel it coming. *Courtney's NASCAR slams the Pit Road barrier, Pit Road Barrier Camera*
Closing me, chocking me *Said Camera is annihilated*
As I've fallen behind *Turn 4 Camera*
It's your take on me, but you have no clue on what my dreams would show you. *ON Board with Courtney in said crash*
And darkness is fading in. *Cody flips down the Backstretch in the IROC race, X-Slow motion*
And darkness is real.
Whoa, Whoa-o-oa, Whoa-o-o-o-o-oa, My eyes! *Aljeandro Blows over in the IROC Big one*
Whoa, Whoa-o-oa, Closing slowly. *ON Board with Heather as Al's car flies over hers, and she wrecks Lindsey*
I! *ON Board with Tyler as he Plows Duncan in the IROC big on*
CAN'T! *Turn 1 Camera, Showing Lindsey's and Gwen's hard hits in the IROC big one*
GET AWAY!
I feel something…deep inside me. *Infield Camera as Cody's Indy Car explodes in the Fuel Mileage race*
I feel deep inside. *Turn 1 Camera of Said crash*
*ON Board with Sierra as she drives by the crash*
And I feel something, deep inside me *Turn 4 camera of said crash, instantly melting the camera*
And I can't let this go *Pit Road Barrier of said crash* (Can't let it go)
And I feel something, deep inside me *Izzy's NASCAR Blows a tire and ignites, On board*
And I can't let this go *Random Camera from the Pit Road as her fiery car glides to stop* (Can't let this go!)
LIES! *Duncan's Wheelen Modified flips on the Indy Road Course, Turn 8 Cam*
And I trusted you! *On Board with Lindsey as Duncan Flips on the Indy Road Course*
As I try to stay sober * Tyler's Rear view camera as he drives away from the accident*
This is taking me over *Duncan's Flipping car wipes out the 'digger' Camera*
And my dreams come true *Duncan's Demolished Modified car is towed away*
I try to stay awake, watching it! *On Board with Heather as she narrowly Misses Harold's spinning Indy car*
I try to lay inside, I tell you! *Turn 4 Grandstands camera as Harold SLAMS the Inside Wall in turn 4, and his car disintegrates*
I try to stay away from it! *Infield Turn 4 Amateur Camera of Harold's Disintegrating Indy Car*
I just, cannot, WIN!
*IN the Musical Interlude, LeShawna's Indy Car slides against the Turn 3 wall*
I see you. *Onboard with Gwen as Heather wrecks LeShawna*
I see you. *On Board with Noah as Courtney Slams him on Bump Day*
I see you-you you-ou, coming my way *Noah's and Courtney's stuck Indy cars slide into the Turn 1 grass*
I see you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, Killing me softly. *Sierra pulls a 360 degree spin in the Fuel Mileage race*
I see you, I see you *Duncan's Indy Car rear ends the outside wall in Turn 3 wall after running out of fuel in the Fuel Mileage race*
I see you-ou *Noah's out-of fuel Indy car spins to the infield*
You-ou-ou-uuu *Tyler's Out-of-fuel car limps down Pit road in the Fuel Mileage event*
Don't take, what's in front of me *Heather's NASCAR Slams the Outside wall, is plowed by Cody in the driver's side door…, Turn 1 Camera*
Opens eyes can see *…Then she plows the outside wall, and the inside Pit road wall before coming to a stop, Turn 1 Camera *
I've got everything * Heather plows the Outside wall, gets plowed by Cody, Pit Road barrier camera*
Tell You, Don't take, what's in front of me *She then plows the Outside and inside walls before coasting to a stop in front of the Camera*
Tell You, Don't take, what's in me! *ON Board with Cody as he SLAMS Heather's NASCAR*
LIE! *Tyler's F1 Car gets flips into the Pole with the Camera on it, F1 race*
Which one LIED! *On Board with Noah as Tyler's F1 Car flies over his own*
When I feel this gone away-way ohhhh *Onboard with Tyler as his F1 car flips, Camera stalling before landing*
That's why I stay, lie! *Ground Camera as Tyler's F1 flips into the pole, lands, ignites, and spins upside-down, completely trapping him in the burning wreckage, X-slow motion until end of musical interlude*
Crowd Singing: Ohhhhh, ohhhh *Various angles as Lindsey an explosion goes off in front of Lindsey's F1 car, and she spins and hit's the Pit Road barrier HARD!*
I see you, calling my way *Turn 4 Camera as Izzy's Indy Car gets airborne*
Dreams may fall, more every day *Turn 1 Camera as Izzy's Indy Car flips into the fence at the Finish*
But I see you, looking my way. *On Board with Heather as Izzy's Indy Car flips into the Fence*
Try to separate Dreams from Reality! *Big one in the ORP aftermath race*
Try to separate this mess deep inside! *Gwen flips in the ORP aftermath race*
Try to stay, I Just, try to stay sober! *Harold loses a tire*
I CAN'T WIN! *Eva wrecks Ezekiel at the finish*
And I know you. (x3) *the on-board camera shows Cody's Indy car spinning into the wall during the fuel mileage race, X-slow speed, then flashes suddenly…*
LIE! *…to the Onboard with Harold in his horrifying Indy Car crash*
Morning glass shined in through the windows of Tyler's trailer. His eyes opened, he sat up, and banged his head on the upper bunk.
"Ow! Weak!" He remarked, rubbing his aching forehead. "Hey Linds. Sleep well?" He asked, looking ove,r then remembering how she had been eliminated just the prior day. "Oh. Yeah." He gets out of bed, throws on his signature red sweatpants and sweatshirt, and jogs out the door, preparing to begin a morning routine of jogging around the track.
Noah rolled out of bed lazily, sleep clinging to his eyes, and calling to his brain. But today wasn't a day to sleep in! He had worked to hard to get to where he was now! He looked around at the vacant trailer. The bookworm didn't sleep well last night, so he looked at the lone dresser in the room, where a large book lied on it, halfway open. He walked over to it. "1992 Indianapolis 500" He remarked, thumbing the page, and continuing his studies form the previous night of every single Indy 500 since 1911, trying to find what Chris' final idea might be.
After almost 30 minutes of strenuous reading, he finished the section about the 2011 Indy 500, and briefly skimmed over the first 5 episodes of TDIR. An interesting smile formed on his face as he saw an image of Izzy leaping in the air with one hand in the air, waving to the camera after flipping her car at the conclusion of the IZOD race.
But his peace was broken as a very loud bullhorn screamed through the air. "Chris McLean." He remarked groggily. That was his wake-up call, but as he was already up, he lazily went over to his suitcase, and opened it up, pulling out something in a plastic wrapper, chewing on it briefly before swallowing it and throwing the wrapper into a waste bin as he walked out.
Chris McLean now shouted through the tracks speakers. "ALL TOTAL DRAMA MEMBERS PLEASE REPORT TO VICTORY LANE! THAT IS ALL!"
Tyler walked up, adjusting his headband, while Noah rubbed the last bit of sleep out of his right eye yawning to follow it up.
"Congratulations! And greetings contestants! You two have trumped all! I said earlier that the fan vote seemed to be wasted on you Noah, but maybe I was wrong." The host remarked. "And I mocked you for not being able to defend your girlfriend. Although I was right, you still survived." He chuckled. "And now for the final challenge!"
The two teenagers listened intently. "You two, will have to make out!" The finalists' eyes briefly met as they looked in their peripheral vision, then looked the other way, grabbing their mouths. "NO!"
"Ha-ha! Got you there, didn't I! No! This is still a family show…mostly." He remarked, looking out of the corner of his eye to where the Toyota Truck of Shame drove up. "But the race for a million big ones will consist of a challenge, after you meet some important people!"
The back doors opened, and rather then showing an IZOD, NASCAR, or F1 machine, out walked 22 teenagers that were quite familiar, as they were the original Total Drama Cast, minus Cody who was still in the hospital!
"Lindsey!"
"Tyler!" The two lover ran up and embraced each other. "I just couldn't stop thinking about you!" He remarked.
"Noah! My little buddy! How's it going!" Owen thundered over to his 'little buddy' and bear hugged him.
"Owen! Air!"
"OH right! You need a lot of that." He remarked. "Isn't it great to be here?"
Noah thought he meant at the finals. "Yeah. Stunning." He smiled, showing his honesty instead of sarcasm."
"I mean, Chef makes some mean slop!" Owen rubbed his stomach.
"I want to thank you again Chris." Mike Joy shook Chris' Hand as he stepped out. "It was a wild race."
"Thanks." He beamed. "Everything is right in the world, am I right?"
"And your lucky for that." Mike Helton remarked as he stepped out similarly. "The Ban didn't pass in the Senate. 72 to 21."
"I told you that worrying wouldn't work! I'm Chris McLean, host of this awesome reality show!"
The Indianapolis Motor Speedway president stepped out then, as did Tony Kannan, Danica Patrick, Will Power, and JR Hildebrand. Save for some minor talk between Kannan and Power, none of them seemed to being interested in the meet and greet Chris was commencing in.
Mason jumped out of the truck then also. "Wow. What a ride." He commented.
"Ditto." A thinner, dark haired boy stepped out behind him. "My pick is for Tyler."
"Noah." Mason remarked. "You have to admit Destroy, he's got a lot going for him."
'destroy' Chuckled. "I'd bet, but I still say that Johnson will win the Championship." The two walked off as Tony Stewart stepped out of the truck.
"Thanks for coming man!"
"No problem!" The two time Brickyard 400 winner remarked. "I was able to squeeze today in."
"Great." Chris clapped his hands, and Chef handed him a bullhorn. "DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHERE THEY WILL BE SITTING?"
Almost instantly, a sea of heads began bobbing. "Good. Tyler, and Noah, stand right here." Chef sat down a wooden log, and on it, a metal briefcase. "Now, because Total Drama Revenge of the Island hasn't yet finished, I've got to tell you both that this is NOT the money they will be winning. Two separate sets of a million big ones." He patted the case. "Whichever one of you wins, gets this." He opened it up, and turned around, showing everyone else the valuables. He clicked it shut, then sat it back down. "But today, we'll see who gets it. The challenge is this. You two will have to run from here all the way up to the flag stand. There, you will see a box of materials. Bring it down. Whoever does it first…wins!"
The two teens nodded in anticipation. "Staind! You all set?" Chris asked. Off to the side, a podium with the said band was stationed. "YEAH!" The lead singer shouted back.
"Great! Cue the music, and GO!"
The music began instantly, identifying the song 'Price you Pay'. Noah and Tyler shot out of the Winner's circle like they were out of a cannon.
Can't, you see?
How destructive we have been?
Taking without giving back
'till the damage can be seen.
Can you see?
Can you see?
Shooting onto pit lane, the two huffed it over the pit lane wall. Explosions went off beside them, and one went off under Tyler's feet. He flew into the air, and landed ahead of Noah, but the wind was knocked out of him.
The more you take,
The more your Scream
But everything still feels the same
The more you play
The more you strain
The Price you pay to play the game
As he made it to the fence, Noah began clambering up as fast as he could, swinging arm over arm over arm and leg over leg. As he looked below him, he noticed that Tyler was just staring to climb up behind him. The finalist smiled. He was going to be champion.
The more you hurt
The more you see
Everything you've stepped on without care
There are no rules
No one to blame
What you pay to play
"Who's ahead?" Katie asked. "Yeah? Who is?" The non-biological twin followed.
"Well, by the looks of it." Mason responded, looking through a telescope. "Noah is out front, just about to the top."
"I wouldn't say that will last. Tyler's a fitness guy. He'll make it." Alejandro commented behind them.
"Oh yeah? Noah's got the muscles to run around a trailer several hundred times!" Izzy remarked. "With Death chasing him!" She pulled out a scythe, only for the Grim reaper, standing beside her, to turn his head and look at her, then look back at the competition as the red headed female began slicing the air with the weapon.
Apathy
action of your choice
Turn and look the other way
While you waste away with me
Can you see?
Can you see?
Noah swung his body into the flag stand. Looking down, he noticed then the box of small silver plates and a welding torch. He raised his eyebrow, then grabbed it to begin running down. The stairs on the other side.
Tyler got in just at the same time, and grabbed the other boxes. The jock sat it on his head, then began climbing back down the fence, balancing it perfectly!
The more you take,
The more your Scream
But everything still feels the same
The more you play
The more you strain
The Price you pay to play the game
"Man oh man Chef. This is looking close." The Host commented.
"But Noah's on the wrong side of the fence."
"He has a reason. Watch."
Sure enough, as Noah got to the bottom, he pushed on the fence, and the fence gave way, the stairs landing on the ground, as the gates between him and the stands were all unlocked.
"Whoa."
"Didn't see that one coming, did ya chef? Huh, did ya? Did ya?"
The more you hurt
The more you see
Everything you've stepped on without care
There are no rules
No one to blame
What you pay to play
Tyler made it down about the same time that Noah began running across the track, he took off, but tripped on Noah's feet, as the jock was so much faster, and they both fell to the ground.
What you pay to play the game
What you pay to play the game
What you pay to play the game
What you pay to play the game
"OH MY!"
"HOLY!" Was the collective reaction. Kannan put his fist into his hand. "Come on Ty. You've got to do it."
"The Kiwis Tyler! Go for the Kiwis!"
They were both already up though.
The more you take,
The more you Scream
But everything still feels the same
The more you play
The more you strain
The Price you pay to play the game
Now it was a dead heat. They hopped back over the pit lane barrier. Tyler had just a foot ahead, but Then Noah began running with his hips rather then his knees. He was pulling away!
The more you hurt
The more you see
Everything you've stepped on without care
There are no rules
No one to blame
What you pay to play
They ran through gasoline alley, the entrance to the flag stand in sight.
What you pay to play the game
Tyler leapt forward.
What you pay to play the game
Noah inhaled more then he had yet.
What you pay to play the game
The onlookers bit their fingernails, or breathed in Heavily. The teams began shouting their player's name.
"TYLER!"
"NOAH!"
What you pay to play the game
And they shot across, Side by side. "NOAH Has WON IT! I REPEAT! NOAH HAS WON IT!"
Everyone on Noah's team, along with Mason, Tony Stewart, Will Power, and JR Hildebrand leapt into the air with their fists up in excitement.
Noah slowed down, and put the box of materials down. Everyone was screaming. Sreamign his name! HE WON!"
"YES!" The fan-vote reciever threw his fists into the air, and fell onto his knees! "I'VE WON TOTAL DRAMA!"
He knee-walked over to the log with the money, but before he even got his hands on the case…it was taken.
"Honestly Noah. Did you think it would be that easy?" Chris asked with a smug grin on his face. "That's only the first half of the challenge!"
His face fell while Tyler leapt into the air. "WHO-HOO! I can still get it!"
"Next challenge I'll brief you on after this commercial break. Here, on TOTAL DRAMA INDINAPOLIS RACING FINALE!
Bridgette looked down for no real reason whatsoever. "Geoff. Look at this." She waved her hand, and the aussie walked over.
"It's a wrapper girl. So?"
"Steroids?" She picked it up. An intern walked by. "Excuse me. Didn't you just walk by with trash?"
"From Noah's trailer? Sure." He remarked.
"Oh my gosh." She turned around to face her ex-boyfriend. "Noah's been taking steroids! He's going to cheat to win!"
Next chapter, the finale! Really! Now who will win it, and what is the final challenge? Find out!