Chapter 35- Nightmare on the Seven Seas
Ty: Before I say anything, let me say that… Bowser looks awesome in SSBB!!! 10 for awesomeness! Another 10 for Giga bowser!!! I hope they show another new character soon…and so do a lot of other people. This game will rule!!! Now let's start the show!
"Like a dog on bath day, I'm gone! Ciao." A jester-looking figure disappeared from site just as Sephiroth walked into the room.
"Hello One-Winged Angel, how are you today?"
"Fine. Who was that that just left?"
"That was Dimentio, one of our new recruits."
"Recruits?"
"Yep. Him, along with some people I've been interviewing, will be joining the Dark Legendz later on."
"How many people have you interviewed?"
"Over 100, but Dimentio was the last. Only a few of them will be joining."
"When will they join?"
"When every main member of the Dark Legendz, not including you, the other Chaos Masters, or me have been defeated or are dead."
"Do you really think the Smashers will be able to defeat all of them? They are going to be facing off with Nightmare again and I don't think they'll be able to pull off the True Power attacks they used to kill him the first time."
"Nightmare will die, just like the lower ranked members did before him. Soon after, Black Doom will be annihilated, then Majora, Wolf, so on and so on. I don't think the Smashers will defeat them, I know. Have you ever heard of the Dark Progonosticus?"
"I have, actually. A dark book that tells of dark futures, with a little doom thrown in."
"True, and long ago, I gave that book to a tribe of dark beings. Many years after, a fellow named Blumiere, after losing his love, used the book to become a villain named Count Bleck. After meeting back with his love, a woman turned into a Pixl, and being defeated by Mario, Peach, Bowser, and Luigi, he became a good person once again and helped to save a double-sided world of flip and flop…"
"Are you saying you helped the Smashers save a world?"
"Of course not. I hadn't known that was going to happen. But it was destiny that I gave them that book."
"But how were the book's sayings wrong? That book is supposed to always be true."
"Apparently I was followed by the leader of the Smashers, Master Hand. He gave the Ancients of that world a book called the Light Progonosticus, which told of a way to stop the sayings of the dark book. He didn't know about me giving the book to them, and he still doesn't know. All he knew was that there was a book that told of evil and he had to find a way to stop it without disrupting the balance of worlds, not that the balance matters anymore. Master Hand was the one who broke the balance by making the Smashers, but he was punished soon after. That's how Crazy Hand came to be. As I was saying, the Light Progonosticus was a book of prophecies as well, but it told of good ones and of ways to stop the evil prophecies of the Dark Progonosticus. A wizard named Merlon, who had the book, was the only one in his time that could decipher the book. The book told of four heroes who would save the world by defeating the Chaos Heart, which would devour the worlds if they couldn't stop it."
"But what does this have to do with us?"
"The Dark Progonosticus comes in volumes, millions of them. Each volume tells the future of each world its about. So does the Light Progonosticus. But there is a…special edition for both books that tell the future of the all the universes. The Dark Progonosticus says, and I quote, 'a villain of cruel and unimaginable powers will bring a new era of evil to the universes and rain destruction down on every world.' But in the Light Progonosticus, there is a counter-prophecy saying that six heroes will rise up and defeat the evil threatening the universes."
"I can already guess who the villain mentioned is."
"Actually, it might not be me."
"Huh?"
"Only three people in the universes can match my strength. They are Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and the ruler of the World of Darkness. Since the ruler of the World of Darkness is the only villain of the three, the prophecy mentions either me or her…"
"The World of Darkness ruler is a woman!"
"Yes, and she's my sister. But there is another prophecy mentioning the six heroes fighting another villain stronger than the one in the prophecy. Once again, that mentions either my sister or me. It's very confusing."
"You must have a greater mind than I thought if you can remember reading a book centuries of years old."
"I don't need to. I read the book yesterday."
"How could you have done that?"
"Deep in the confounds of my library consists a room that only I can reach. It consists of every volume of the Dark Progonosticus."
"Does anyone else know about this prophecy?"
"You're the only one who's asked so you're the only one I've told."
"But I didn't ask. You told me…"
"Oh, then get out!"
"Yes sir." Sephiroth walked out of the room and thought to himself, "Only he can reach it, eh? I'll see about that."
Meanwhile, the Smashers were having a small problem…
"Uh…guys!"
"What is it?"
"Something happened to the charms that Riku and Don Patch gave us."
The Smashers walked into the Mewtwo's room, "What happened to them?"
"They turned into…trophies." Mewtwo pointed at two trophies, one that looked like Riku and another that looked like Don Patch.
"The same thing happened to Crypto's charm."
"Crypto didn't give us a charm?"
"Actually, when I made a pit-stop before we left he gave me one. It turned into a trophy as well." Falco took out a trophy that looked like Crypto and placed it next to the other two.
"What are they?"
"Assist Trophies."
"Huh?"
"They're trophies that we can use to summon the people on the trophy. Much more useful then charms. Anyways, we'll be at the Seven Seas in a minute so…" The ship started rocking back and forth.
"You really need to pay attention to how long the ship has until it reaches the next world!"
"I know, but first…" Jake ran to the bathroom and threw up. "Sea sickness." One early cleaning chore later, the Smashers walked out of the ship…but they dropped into the ocean.
Falco flapped his arms in the water, "I can't swim! Feathers make extremely bad things to swim with!"
"I'll save you in a second." Mewtwo teleported into the ship and brought out seven Warpstars. "These could make our ride to the island better or worse."
Bowser climbed onto his Warpstar, "You expect me to ride this thing?! You all know what happens when I ride a Warpstar!" Everyone, except Jake, flashbacked to when Bowser did the Warpstar event versus a lot of Kirbys. Bowser never lasted more than five seconds because as soon as he grabbed the Warpstar, he flew into oblivion and lost. Even Pichu could ride a Warpstar better than him.
"Just be happy this that there's no way to die this time." Everyone climbed onto their Warpstars and rode away. Bowser crashed into the ocean multiple times. After they landed, Bowser walked into several buildings.
"I'm never riding…those evil things again!" Bowser fell just as a band of pirates ran past them, the one in front being a clown.
"When I was a kid, Tag was my favorite game. This is ridiculous!" The clown pirates were running from a team of Navy soldiers.
"Captain Buggy, why don't you use…it?"
Buggy stopped and faced the pirate who said that, "What do you…Oh yeah! The gift from Eneru!" Buggy pulled out a bowling ball. "Life's a party when Captain Buggy's around!" Buggy rolled the ball at the Navy.
"What should we do, Lieutenant Tashigi?" A woman with glasses, a navy blue jacket, and a Hawaiian shirt turned to the soldier.
"I think we need to run! Run!"
"Mewtwo, I think you should help them out."
"Okay then." Mewtwo ran to the bowling bomb. "Mega Kick!" Mewtwo kicked the ball into the air where it exploded in a flash of colors.
"The Smashers! What are they doing here?!"
"The Smashers?" The soldiers turned around and walked over to the Smashers. "Thank you for getting rid of that bomb. Now we have to catch that pirate!"
"Let us to that for you. Roy, Falco, you're up."
"Yahoo! Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!" Water appeared from below Roy and washed half the pirates away. "Earth Style: Mud Wall!" Roy shot mud from his mouth and over the pirate's heads. A wall made of solid mud appeared from the mud and stopped the pirates.
"Buggy pirates! Prepare the Buggy Ball! The Smashers are mine!"
"I don't think so." Falco shot a rocket at the Buggy pirates, blowing them away.
"No way! I'll get you for this! Chop Chop Buzzsaw!" Buggy took off his legs, stuck them together, and threw them at the two Smashers.
"This guy doesn't look to tough." Falco and Roy dodged Buggy's legs. "How are you gonna walk now punk?"
"It's easy really!" Roy and Falco both felt a blade slash their sides. Buggy's legs came back to him and reattached themselves. "You may think this fight will be easy but it'll be one of the hardest ever!"
"Out of the bag attack!" Roy and Falco watched as the building around them collapsed into hundreds of pieces. Before the two knew it, they were slashed up into the air with blood pouring out of their chests.
"Kuro, what are you doing here?!" A pale man with glasses and two gloves with sharp blades at the tips appeared next to Buggy.
"Eneru sent me here to bring you back. I saw that you were having trouble and decided to help." Kuro swiftly turned around and blocked one of Meta Knight's swords. "I'm to fast for the human eye."
"Then try to beat my speed! Extreme Speed!" Mewtwo sped at Kuro but slammed into a man in bright gold armor with a giant spear in his hand.
"I forgot to mention that Krieg was sent here as well, for strength reasons."
"And now I'm going to show this cat what happens when he messes with pirates." Krieg grabbed Mewtwo and flung him into the rubble of one of the destroyed buildings.
"GRAH!" Bowser rammed into Krieg, "Koopa Claw!" Bowser slashed at Krieg but he didn't leave even one scratch on Krieg's armor.
"My armor is made of the hardest steel in the universe. You can't even touch me!" Krieg slammed his spear into Bowser and sent him flying with an explosion. "Kuro, take care of shortstuff! I'll deal with the rat."
"And I'll have a party with the boy!" Buggy prepared the Buggy Ball and aimed it at Jake.
"Uh oh. Henshin!" Pikachu gained his VFX armor. "Mach Speed!" Pikachu sped around Krieg, "Just try to catch up!"
"Stand still rat!" Krieg stabbed at the ground trying to hit Pikachu.
"Brick Break!" Pikachu jumped up and started punching Krieg. Krieg smirked and grabbed Pikachu's fur.
"Good bye rodent!" Krieg flung Pikachu into the air and aimed a shield at him. Sharp spikes flew out and stabbed Pikachu.
"Taste Buggy Ball!" Buggy shot the ball at Jake.
"Psycho Paddle!" Two paddle shaped auras shaped around Jake's hands as he slapped the ball back.
"Chop Chop Ping Pong!" Buggy's arms and legs attached themselves side by side and pushed the ball back at Jake. "I can do this all day!"
"So can I!" Jake and Buggy slapped the ball back and forth. "Time to end this! Psycho Pinball!" A barrier formed around the two of them in the shape of a pinball machine. The ball shot toward Buggy after Jake hit it.
"There's no way that thing is going to hit me! Chop Chop Split!" All of Buggy's body parts separated before the ball hit him. The ball hit the wall at the back and exploded.
"Dang."
"Slow!" Meta Knight aimed his spell at Kuro but he sped past it. Before Kuro could try to attack Meta Knight, a pillar of skeletons shot out of the ground and threw Meta Knight threw the air. Gecko Moria stepped out of the shadows.
"Buggy! Kuro! Krieg! Time to return!"
"Yes sir." The four pirates walked away. Meanwhile, the Navy was trying to understand what happened.
Three hours later, the six Smashers woke up in a house filled with Navy soldiers. "What happened? All I remember is banging my head on something very painful. Recover." Mewtwo was the first to get up. Meta Knight went around and healed everyone. "Why is it that I feel uncomfortable in here?"
"I'm not sure but I'm going to need to ask you seven some questions." Tashigi took out a note pad and pencil. "Where are you all from?"
"Let me handle this guys. Say one thing wrong and we're going to be locked up." "We're from the West Blue."
"And who are you exactly and why is it that you're friends here are…very odd looking." Right as she said that, a man with smoke coming out of his mouth walked into the house.
"There's no need to question them Tashigi. Just arrest them."
"But…"
"I said arrest them. They're associated with the Straw Hat crew."
"If we were, how would you know?"
"Because a giant hand told me about the Smashers and some of the people who were in it. I said there's no way I'm working with pirates!"
"Run." The seven ran out of the room while the Navy shot at them. "Get behind us Falco!"
"Why me?!"
"Cause you're the only one with a Reflector!"
"Oh yeah." Falco turned on the Reflector and got behind the Smashers.
"I'll teleport us out of here." Mewtwo teleported the Smashers away from the Navy and onto a pirate ship. "Where are we?"
"Guys!" Luffy ran up to the Smashers. "It's great to see you guys again!"
"Yo Zolo!"
"Oh great, the rat." Pikachu jumped onto Zolo's shoulder. Pikachu smiled evilly as sparks flew from his cheeks. "Sorry but I'm not very enthusiastic."
"Then I'll jump on Usopp!" Pikachu tackled Usopp to the ground and started jumping on him.
Nami picked Pikachu up, "I like the way you work!"
"I've mischievous. It's what I do."
"Where are the others?"
"This food is awful!"
"What'd you say, robo boy?!"
"I said this food is junk!" Franky and Sanjii burst out of the cabin, punching and kicking each other. Before they could seriously hurt each other, hands sprouted from their backs and held their arms in place. Robin walked out of the cabin with Chopper.
"When will you boys learn? Oh, looks like the Smashers are here. How about we all go inside and have some of Sanjii's food."
"More like Sanjii's crap…"
"That's it robo!" Sanjii headbutted Franky.
"Keep that up and I'll have to break your necks." Sanjii and Franky stopped and walked into the room with the others. They all sat down at the table…at least Mewtwo and Jake were able to. The others had to sit in places around the room. The five Smashers on the floor decided to sit together and that's when they found a treasure chest. Bowser carried the chest into a different room.
"How should we open the chest?"
"I'm a professional lock pick. Let's just say all the treasures in my castle weren't earned." Bowser stuck his claw into the lock…and smashed the chest open with his fist. "I'm awesome." The Smashers looked into the chest to see five fruits shaped like different objects. The first looked like a bomb, then a giant tooth, a weight, a scythe blade, and a knife. The Smashers each took one fruit and ate them.
"And then Kairi was kidnapped…" The Smashers were telling the others about what happened since they left the mansion.
"AAAAAHHHHH!"
"What was that?!" Everyone who was eating ran to the room the others were. "Oh no."
Meanwhile, Nightmare was on a rampage while Eneru watched. "I'll feed on all of your souls!" Nightmare thrusted Soul Edge into the air. They Dark Legendz members watched as random amounts of people died and their souls flew into Soul Edge. "How long until the Smashers arrive?"
"Not long. Just be patient and wait. Your smiters will arrive sooner or later."
"They're not my smiters or whatever you said! They're lucky, that's what they are. As soon as they arrive, I'll kill them!"
"We'll see about that." Nightmare continued killing people, waiting for the Smashers to arrive.
Samus: Man…I have the worst hangover. What happened?
Mewtwo: You don't want to know, believe me. Ty should be able to tell you enough just by looking at him. (Samus looked at Ty)
Samus: Excuse me while I go find the biggest bottle of mouthwash there is. (Samus walked away)
DM: And while she's doing that, I'll prepare a history lesson that I'll be telling Samus about next chapter. Good bye. (The Dark Master teleported away, leaving Mewtwo and Ty behind)
Mewtwo: Guess I'll go watch some more beach volleyball. (As soon as Mewtwo teleported away, Dimentio appeared on top of the hot tub)
Dimentio: Guess I was late for the party. Like drenched fire, I'm gone! Ciao. (Dimentio bowed and disappeared)