HEY GUYS IM SORRY I TOOK AN EVERLASTING BREAK XD
HAPPY 2017
MERRY CHRISTMAS
NOTICE ME PLS
OK TODAYS TOPIC IIIISSSSSS...
CRINGEY 7 YEAR OLD ROLEPLAYS
In the chat room...
(btw I'm not using usernames thats a pain in the butt$
Lionblaze: GUYS LETS DO A RP
Squirrelflight: Ye
Bramblestar: Cmon pls
Tawnypelt: Ok fine let's do an rp
Tigerstar: All your grammars are sh*t!
Hawkfrost: Ye pls spel rite
Tigerstar: You're giving me cancer kill yourself!
Hawkfrost: bt m ur sun
Jayfeather: Guys stop
Hollyleaf: WTF IS GOING ON Hawkfrost & Tigerstar are dead, and Jayfeather is blind
Jayfeather: Yeah well I watched... or listened to a Stevie Wonders Documentary and I use text to speech... (OR MAYBE I HAVE SLAVES TYPING AND TELLING ME THIS FOR ME)
Jayfeathers Slave #1: Someone help
Jayfeathers Slave #2: WTF MAN I TOLD YOU HE WAS IN THIS CHATROOM
Jayfeathers Slave #3: GUYS GET OUT
Lionblaze: Ok just stfu let's do a rp
Hollyleaf: OK ILL MAKE THE SLOTS!
Dan: Super sexy
All the males: DAN
NO IM DAN
FK U
NO FK IDKESQOAOSSLEOROOFEOGEOGORBPJPYNYPBOQTWOTWPBTQHOOQTHPQTHPQFNPGQPNGWPNWGHTBLTB
Breezepelt: I'll be dan
Firestar : IM DAN
Leafpool: How about Crowfeather?
Nightcloud: Hell yeah!
Dan: My name is dan
Rose: and my names rose
Dan: Our son westley kind of glows and that's not good so we suppose we should let it grow
Rose: Our son Westley kind of glows-
Hollyleaf: STOP ILL REPORT
(Dan & Rose get banned)
Brightheart: Hello
Cloudtail: OHH RP ILL BE DAN
Hollyleaf: FINE CLOUDTAILS DAN
Ok so who wants to be rose?
Cloudtail: Wait is this the Lorax?
Hollyleaf: No I swear
Bramblestar: Let's just be ourselves
Hollyleaf: Fine
RP START!
Tigerstar: *goes to hollyleaf* hey babe
Lionblaze: *starts killing everyone*
Hollyleaf: What
Tigerstar: Wanna marry me
Squirrelflight: Wtf you can't kill people stupid
Hollyleaf: No
Hawkfrost: Hi silverstream
Tigerstar: Why not
Lionblaze: Yes I can
Silverstream: Hi
Ashfur: Hi squirrelflight
bramblestar: hi squirrelflight
Hollyleaf: Coz ur ugly af
Lionblaze: *attacks everyone*
Hollyleaf: *dodges*
Bramblestar: *dodges*
Silverstream: *dodges*
Yeah basically everyone dodges, and it's a clusterf*ck of conversations and "dodging"
gg
Onto the next topic: (I swear someday this is gonna turn into a rant story)
you know what f*ck it I'll just made random sh*t
"LEAFPOOOOOL" COWFEATHER CAME RUNNING INTO THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP
"MARRY ME AGAIN"
"wait wtf where tf is nightclohd m8"
"she's ugly af I miss you"
"Ko I'll just move out of the clans again XD why tf not" (LEAFFEATHER/CROWPOOL INTENSIFIES)
Then the two lovebirds... or cats... lovecats? Ehh whatever
moved out and then this happened "Nevermind I'm breaking up with u xDDDDDD"
GEERTTTTT PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKT SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNMMMMMMMM
"WELCOME TO THE GAME SHOW FAKE LOVE" Alex Trebek appeared out of nowhere next to Crowfeather
"WAIT WHAT THE FLIP"
"YEAH BOIIIII NOW YOY HAVE TO PLAY A GAME OFFF..."
(Jeopardy theme plays for 5 minutes)
"JEOOOOPARRRRDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"NUUUUUUUUUUU"
"OK ROUND 1" (w8 didn't I already post a chapter about this?)
The board had 1 column and 5 rows (I literally just looked up what the difference between columns & rows are)
the column said FAKE M8S
The rows said 100, 200, 300, 400, and 3.14159265359
WOW ITS PI
OH NO I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS TEXT SIZE
ITS ONLY LIKE THIS COZ I LOOKED UP
PI ON GOOGE AND THE FONT THINGY WAS THIS BIG
IM NOT EVEN SURE IF THE FONT SIZE WILL GO THROUGH
WHEN I SAVE THIS COZ ON MOBILE THE SPACES DONT EVEN XD
Ok that's better now
Now anyway...
"Umm what about Fake M8s for 3.14159265359"
"IS CROWFEATHER GONNA GET LAID ANYTIME SOON?"
Crowfeather rolled his eyes and sighed. "Nope."
AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS... NOPE XD GET SHREKT
"k I'll do Fake m8s for 100"
"Is crowfeather gonna get laid anytime soo-"
"Is everything gonna be like this?"
"Yupperdoodles"
"Sh***********************t"
Nightcloud, Feathertail & Leafpool then slapped him
RIP Crowfeather 20293392-2017
(o sh*t the large text didn't go through sorry xd)