Well, Xguy110, I would love to explain the plan to you!
... Thing is I can't make heads or tails of it meself :p
Chapter Thirty Six!
~THE DOCKS (TOWN SEVEN)~
"Hudda," the Pyro greeted politely, making sure to stand directly in guy-at-the-dock's way. It proceeded to ask him something about either the weather or brands of cat food; difficult to tell.
Whatever, the poor man was forced into the one-sided conversation- step one check!
Unfortunately from there everything went to Hell.
Spy got a little mixed up and launched into step three- release the boat.
Sniper and Engy watched in confusion as their teammate made his merry way toward the boat, with all the security still active. They hastened to complete phase two; though in a much less dignified manner than planned.
The Sniper pulled out his rifle and shot out a couple of TOTALLY AWESOME SECURITY CAMERAS and the Engineer stopped carefully dismantling communications and smashed the stuff with his wrench.
When a guard appeared they just jarated his ass like no one's business.
Meanwhile Spy's little butterfly knife was hacking at a boat-rope-thingy holding the vessel to the dock.
Regrettably Pyro was so engrossed in its conversation it didn't notice this and forgot to cover Scout, who was in the process of step four, steal the map.
Everybody else was elegantly diving for the commandeered boat and hitting the deck face first. Hah- deck! That was honestly an accident! Brilliant.
Anyway step seven was… step, step five…? The next step was 'set sail and pick up Scout', which had to be amended to include Pyro. The two offense classes had bolted from guy-at-the-dock and ran for the rendezvous.
Meanwhile the REDs on the boat were arguing who the captain was, unaware their mode of transport had taken off on its own accord. As fate would have it they were heading in the right direction, except they were not technically sailing.
They all glanced up though as they cruised toward the meeting point. If Pyro took a wee run up it could easily make the jump, however…
~PYROLAND~
An ocean of hatred-incarnate separated Pyro from its buddies. Literal waves of solid evil surrounded everything, and the RED understandably wanted to keep its distance. However…
~REALITY~
"SCOUT! GET PYRO'S ASS OVER HERE!"
Scout only had one idea on how to do that, and he quite liked it. He executed the homerun taunt, yelling;
"BONK!" like a boss. Bat met Pyro and Pyro met boat; and with a rather impressive leap Scout joined it. The team cheered,
"Huzzah!" and mock-saluted angry-guy-at-dock. The boat obediently kept going forward without guidance, somehow. The mercs gathered and the Engineer asked;
"Y'got the map, Scout?" Scout gave it to him.
"Bloody 'ell Scout THIS IS A CALENDAR!" the Sniper raged.
Then they realised it was a dirty calendar and the mood brightened considerably.
Oh hey folks; challenge for ya! :D
There is a super subtle super awesome mechanic change in there somewhere
Find it and you win! Uh, not a prize or anything you just... win... yeah. :)
Answer with tomorrow's chapter ;p