The Demon Barber Is Alive!

by drivenbyrevenge

Alternate Ending where ST and Nell didn't die. Set 1yr after the movie. Nell tries to convince Sweeney that he loves her. He does, but he's not admitting it anytime soon. No plotline at all! Features: All characters that didn't die, UBER A/Ns and PIE

36. Chapter 36

The Demon Barber is Alive!

Chapter 36: In The Jungle

A/N: Robina and Charlie stroll through the strange jungle, followed at every corner by strange whispering hisses, Robina sings nervously, Ïn the jungle, the creepy jungle, the kidney sleeps TONNIIIIIIGGGHHHHT. In the JUNGLLLEEE the quiet jungle the KIDNEY SLEEEEPS TOOONIIIIIIIGGGHHHHT!

Charlie joins in, "WEEEEEEEEE OH WEEEEEE OH WEEEEE OH WIMBLE WAY!"

"All together now!" Robina cries.

They both sings loudly, "A wimble weh a wimble weh a wimble weh a wimble weh….oh in the jungle, the KIDNEY JUNGLE THE DRIADS HUNT US DOWN! In the jungle the kidney jungle we fight for our LIIIIIIVES!"

INTERMISSION

Worst Sweeney Fics (No offence intended.) That must be read.

In no particular order.

1. Sweeney Todd and Maria love story. (due to bad grammar, spelling, layout, plot etc etc. Read it for a laugh, I dare ya!)

2. Stewing. (Actually, a good fic, it would just be better if it wasn't a one-shot.)

3. Lucy's Tower. (It's a poem, the idea of it is good but it's not very well written, seems a downright shame, really.)

4. Anything not written by me. (LOL, just kidding, Hi-Five to all the Sweeney writers out their, you guys make a hard thing easy as. =D)

Best Sweeney Fics. That must be read.

1. Anything written by me! =P

A/N: They stop signing when suddenly something attacks Robina. Charlie is too lazy to see what it is, so he does nothing as it carries her off into the abyss of the kidney jungle.

Charlie stares up at the canopy, "I'm all alone….there's no one here beside mmmeeeeeeeee!"

Sooo, sick of Intermissions yet?