Sucky Chap

ANOTHER SUCKY CHAP.

I incredible apologize for my apologizes being too frequent and similar. School is blocking my time and pooping time.

Oh yeah; here is a briefly disturbing thing.

In Japan, a school girl claims that she does not believe God exists; if he did, sensitive girls would not be so ashamed when they had to fart. She farts and is discovered by a female teacher, Miss Yumi, whom she has romantic feelings for. An earthquake comes and releases a poisonous gas that kills everyone. The girl and Miss Yumi run away and escape to a room where the girl confesses she would rather die by smelling Miss Yumi's gas. The girl kneels to receive Miss Yumi's fart. The yellow gas envelops the girl and eventually sucks her into Miss Yumi. There, the girls are shown naked inside a yellow area where they are happy.

The parents of a young boy wonder and argue why he fears the toilet. After encouragement, he goes to use it but the toilet bubbles up and turns into a monster, which kills his parents. The boy wakes up to find out it was all a dream and goes to use the toilet. When a loose screw causes the toilet back to slip, the boy screams and ends up falling and getting his head stuck in the toilet seat. His father laughs until the top of the toilet falls and crushes his head, killing him. The short ends with the father screaming in agony.

I do not know what to think. From Wikipedia, ABCs of Death.

'Briefly'

edit: why did I do this?

STORY IS NOW.

"WHY?!" Mite said to himself as he drove, it was a foggy morning and he drove all night long. Everyone in the car looked as tire as hell.

Except ManBearPig.

The snoring from the beast kept them up all night long, nobody blinking for hours. Mite finally saw where he was he wanted to head to; Peach Creek.

"THERE!" He nearly collapsed when he saw what he had been trying to get to all night was in front of him finally. Peach Creek Commons otherwise known as the cardboard fortress. Mite was surprised that it was still standing, after the whole Fearless Falls incident, this place still is well built and supported!

"How in the world cardboard work here?!" Mite asked Bell.

"I."

"Don't."

"$ %#ing."

"Know."

She said to him as brutally robotic and calm as possible, she looked like she was about to explode due to all of the 'staying up all night' thing happened.

"Okay, don't curse in front of the baby." He pointed at a wide awake GIR, too tired to even speak even though he is a robot.

"Alright, why can't we sleep in a motel or something?"

"They wouldn't allow pets." Mite pointed at ManBearPig in the back and a still frightened Aya, huddled in the corner.

"Okay..." Mite parked the car by a sidewalk in front of the fort and got out of the car, Bell followed suit and Mite went over to her to make sure she didn't collapse.

"I'm okay, dummy." She gently slapped his head while holding GIR in her other hand, Mite felt an irking at that.

"You don't slap me just because I'm friendly." He muttered and went to the back of the truck to see Aya still curled up in the corner. He climbed on the back and scooted past ManBearPig and grabbed a very scared Aya from the corner and escorted her off the truck.

"You okay?" He tried comforting her but she just huddled onto his chest, she looked as scared as heck.

And of course, Bell looked at Mite with hellfire behind her.

"Oh great..." He said to himself.

"So. This is Peach Creek." Mite was surprised he wasn't totally fried chicken just staying in this Imaginary Energy-polluted place, maybe it was because he wasn't filled with green and bubbly skin.

Maybe he was being shielded.

He looked at Bell who was just wandering around and following him while cooing GIR repeatedly. He saw Aya was uncomfortable being next to ManBearPig. Surprisingly, nobody glared at the oddity of their group consisting of a boy wearing gloves with missiles, a girl with a robot, another girl dressed as a maid and a giant man/bear/pig just walking casually.

These people must have seen some serious ? lately.

Mite looked around to see it there wasn't a refugee in sight. There were only few houses and stands with K.N.D members selling something.

Even the soldiers were merchants. How helpful money is during the war.

"Why in the world would soldiers be selling armor to soldiers?" Mite asked Aya, not Bell this time due to her being distracted by GIR.

"I don't know. Maybe they need insurance and pension?" Aya answered.

"Okay...what do you think?" He looked at ManBearPig who randomly appeared next to them, Aya then tensed up at the surprising appearance. The beast only growled in response, not a threatening one but a responding one.

"I do not understand you!" Mite said simply and went over to a stand labelled Supplies and Glitter. He saw someone in a pink sweater over there, a brunette likely. He approached the stand and tapped on the wood and the person turned around, revealing someone with EXTREMELY noticeable braces.

"Hello! I'm Mabel and-" The shopkeeper looked about Mite's age and the person named Mabel just took a look at him, "And again, my name is Mabel."

"You said that twice."

"I know." She bended over to him at a very uncomfortable distance, "So, why are you here?"

"Uh...it says supplies over here and I'm-"

"Oh, I get it! You just wanted to see me!"

"Wha-" Mite sputtered out, he just met this person and she is now presuming he is confessing, "I just met you!"

"Yeah, yeah. Don't need to learn that, sweetcheeks!" She leaned closer to him.

"Look, I'm not-" Then out of nowhere, Bell and Aya just randomly appeared out of nowhere, it looked like they were hiding under the stand, effectively making a barrier between the two.

"May we help you?" They both said, an evil aura surrounding both of them, both Mabel and Mite were terrified as of now.

"Oh, just telling this customer that we ran out of supplies!" Mabel had sweat dropping from her and the evil aura from the two stopped and it was replaced by pure confusion.

"Say wha-" Mite interrupted the two before jamming his head between them.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, we are having a situation here where we are running out of stuff." Mabel answered, she looked like she just got lucky from the wrath of two angry girls.

"Why is that?" Aya asked her.

"Well, our stuff has been disappearing for weeks now and our stuff is becoming less and less. Don't know why but we tried to send people out there to investigate but nothing comes up. We're still trying to find out why they are being stolen." The three looked at each other after the explanation , they just realized that he was being sandwiched and had his head retreated, he clapped his hands as he looked at the girls.

"You ready for adventure!?" He yelled in a parody of a enthusiastic child and Aya giggled as Bell just cocked and eyebrow at him.

"Alright, but where is-" Bell paused when she saw it, Mite and Aya looked at where her head pointed and widened their eyes at the horrific scene.

ManBearPig was peeing on a fire hydrant and GIR was setting the piss on fire.

"Oh my..." The three screamed after.

"Alright, culprits, culprits. Where can we find them?" Mite said to the group, they were all grouped right outside the wall at the back. The forest didn't look too dense, it made things easier.

"Somewhere!" Bell ended his commands for him and grabbed him by the neck of his shirt and began dragging him about while holding GIR with one hand. ManBearPig shrugged and grumbled something that was inaudible but sounded very rude and Aya just glanced at the two, not sure if Mite likes this kind of abuse. They followed both of them into the woods as well for their quest to capture a thief.

Even though they can easily drive to the next town and get supplies.

The group wandered through the woods which seemingly was an hour already. Bell was already tired and forced Mite to carry him. GIR also, just saying.

"Why (huff) am (huff) I doing (huff) this?" Mite said and nearly collapsed into the dirt. Bell just spanked his head a few times to get him to stand.

"C'mon! Why are ya being lazy?" She asked, ironically since he was doing all the work. She then grabbed GIR and the robot began dancing on his head, making a bruise also.

"I'm not the one who is being on the lazy person's head!"

"Well, you said you're built! Be built!"

"That is an expression!"

"Then make yourself less literal!"

"Um...reality to arguing friends?" The two heard Aya just break their bickering of each other and what was in front of them was a pile of food. ManBearPig was munching on the meat of the pile. They were in an area that was 'somewhat' of a clearing and the pile was just there, filled with all kinds of food and was truly well hidden and het obvious.

Bell and Mite blinked and Bell got off of the boy and just stared at the pile. Everyone except GIR and ManBearPig (who was still devouring food) was getting uncomfortable around the pile, like it was a monster of sorts.

Then, they heard a growl from it.

Everyone (still except GIR and ManBearPig) turned dark hearing that and a second sound was heard from it, Mite readied his missiles, Bell put GIR onto the floor and pulled out FATE, and Aya just tightly held to her chainsaw.

The rumbling got louder and louder and then...

ManBearPig just pulled the 'grumble' out of the pile and threw it right in front of the rest of the group and resumed eating.

Everyone had an anime-like express of pure confusion with their heads enlarged a bit, their bodies shrunk also a bit and with eyes crudely drawn white circles with black outlines. They all looked at the object before them and it wasn't an object; it was a living being.

It unwrapped itself, revealing it was a orange cat with black striped, kinda a chubby to. Everyone just stared at it, the cat smiled in nervous energy.

"I think I gotta explain." The cat said, smiling awkwardly at the group.

I JUST LOOKED AGAIN AND FOUND OUT THIS WASN'T AS CRAPPY AS PREVIOUS CHAPTERS.

edit:why did a cat show up in this fic?

STAY TUNED.