Disclaimer : I own Naruto ? HELL NO (if i owned I would make Sasuke homo being under Snake teme every night screaming with pain in ass)
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Naruto was amazed. It was about some hours know after they landed and he loved the place. The ground was covered with grass and he could see some forest on the horizon.
"Ano, ero-sannin is this country look like this everywhere?"
"yah. Most of the ground is covered by grass. There is no snow in this country and no hot season. Most of the time sky is clear with little clouds in it and you can see the sea from almost every height in the country."
"wow. "
"if you finish your drooling foxy, we need to think of a nice plan to find the priestess."
'umm, you are right kyu-chan.'
"ero-sannin, how should we find the priestess?"
"I'm not sure. I remember your mother talking about them and remember that she told they hide from population."
"and why is that?"
"same reason as shinobi"
"in this situation we'll have problem finding them"
"well, I remember that there is a reason that they are living in this country. Do you know that they sealed a dark demon in history? Not a bijuu but a dark demon, they sealed his spirit and destroyed his body putting it in a grave and they are guarding the grave about hundred year now. I think if we find the place of grave we can find the priestess easily."
"but finding the grave must not be easy job."
"yah, there was some reference for it in Hokage's personal library."
"oh then we have no problem."
"but it was gone gaki. You must know that sandaime burnt everything before his death."
"yah but I read most of the scrolls there and I have a photographic memory." Answered Naruto keeping the secret that he has a copy of the library.
"I see. Then you must start searching your memory for a scroll that has a map of demon land."
"I'll do it at night. For now we need to find a village. We need food and a place to sleep."
"correct."
She was dreaming again. She knew it was another dream, another important one.
There was something disturbing in sky. Birds. Yah they were birds. But suddenly everything exploded. Fire. Everywhere. What was happening? One of the birds came down. It was aiming her. Something fired from the bird. She could not see clearly what was that. Her legs were in pain. Something exploded near her and …
The room was dark. The only sound that could be heard was a rapid panting of a person. Suddenly she yelled
"NO"
Door snapped open
"Shin sama are you ok?"
"th..th..that was a dream."
"a new prophecy?"
"I don't know."
"go to sleep please. I'll protect you. You can speak with elders tomorrow morning."
Kurenai was pissed. Not only she had problems with laziness of Asuma, to make things worse, it seemed that he preferred his smoke and ignored her insults.
"Asuma, do you understand what's the meaning of lilting another cigarette?"
"yah, it means that I want another smoke"
"damn you."
"what's the problem? I can't understand women at all."
"didn't I told you that I hate smoke? Wasn't it just minutes before?"
"so?"
"SO? It means I hate you smoking"
"and is it a reason that I should quit smoking?"
"exactly"
"and what if I want to continue?"
"Asuma"
"never mind. It's too troublesome to speak about it."
Kurenai couldn't take more. She got up and left the dango shop. On the way out she found Anko entering. Anko saw her friend's angry face and knew that she had problem with his fiancé.
"another arguing with lazy bum?"
"oh Anko. Hello."
"do you want to talk?"
"yah. But not in this damn shop"
"hmm, what about walking?"
"nice"
Sasuke was depressed. Not only she could not be cured, but when she went to secret section of compound, she could not find the scrolls and stone hidden there.
'some one was here. Could it be Itachi? Yah. The only one knew of this place was him. Come to think of it. He came here and stole the scrolls and the stone so that I can't use them. Yah. He was afraid of me. He knew that I went to Orochimaru and he thought that when I return I would be powerful. He must thought that he could not defeat me if I learn how to develop my sharingan. I'll show you. I'll revenge my clan. I'll develop my sharingan no matter how. But how should I fix myself? I can't take it more. And god damn that banshee. Why is she running after me?'
Sakura was standing in front of Hokage. She needed answers and she would have them no matter what.
"Shishou can I ask you something?"
"if it's about your position in hospital under Ino, you better not asking because I'm not in mood."
"it's not that shishou"
"then what is that?"
"it's about Sasuke kun. I'm trying to speak with him but for some reason he is running from me. Every time I find him, when I call him he runs as fast as lightning. And after that I can't find him. I went to his clan compound to find him but he was not there. Why is he behaving like this?"
"how should I know? Maybe he is ashamed of betraying us."
"everyone makes mistakes in life sensei and Sasuke kun is stronger than anyone I know to face his errors."
"oh is it so?"
"well, …."
"Sakura, there are things that you don't know about him and I don't want to tell you about them. If you like him and if you have an image of him in your mind, it would be better to forget him and you should know that the image you have in your mind is so much different from the Sasuke who returned back to Konoha."
"umm, why is that?"
"sigh,… well, I think there is no other way to tell you. Things that you'll hear are classified as S rank understood?"
"hai"
"well, the thing is that Sasuke found a hidden scroll in Orochimaru's library and without knowing the possible results he tried it. The jutsu had some complex side effects and it made drastic changes on him. For making it brief he is not male or female anymore. He is something between them."
"what do you mean sensei?"
"well, he looks like girls, having boobs and smooth skin and even girlish voice. But his genital organs still are male ones. Me and Ino tried to find a way to reverse the changes to normal but there is no way."
Sakura couldn't hold on anymore, so she started crying. After about half an hour she relaxed.
"sensei, can you help me facing him?"
"are you sure you want to do this?"
"hai"
Ino was sitting in Hokage's office. Minutes before she informed that there would be meeting between forehead and the shemale bitch. She was thinking about funny things that would happen. She could imagine forehead when she saw Sasugi. There was a door knock.
"Hokage sama, it's Iruka"
"enter"
Ino was happy. She didn't see her sensei in a long time but there was something disturbing the chunnin. She could not put her finger on it but there was something for sure. He was not the happy smiling sensei she knew.
"did you summon me?"
"yes Iruka."
"is it concerning academy?"
"no. I asked you here because there is a special situation about some of your ex-students"
"oh is Naruto back? Will you allow him to continue as shinobi?" asked Iruka smiling suddenly
"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DEMON BRAT AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, HE WOULD NOT BE SHINOBI ANYMORE IF HE COME BACK TO THIS VILLAGE, HE WOULD BE ARRESTED AND BE UNDER INTERROGATION BECAUSE HE LEAVED THE VILLAGE."
"but Tsunade sama you allowed him to go with Jiraiya sensei."
"yah I allowed him to go but I didn't allow him to come back. And if I didn't allow him he would be a missing nin by now. he should thank the pervert for that."
"then what is the use of having Namikaze heritage?"
"nothing. He can send someone to pack his father's belongings and pack his money and that's all."
"I see. So if it's not about him then who is the person?" asked Iruka with his saddened mood again.
'now I know what is the problem with him. Well, I think I should inform Naruto kun about the bitch and her decision. I should inform him not to come back to village. Oh now I remember. I have an appointment with Hiashi sama this afternoon. Hope that this meeting won't take so long. It would be bad if I won't be on time. Hmm, should I inform him about Naruto's situation? Yah. He can speak with other clan members about it. Come to think of it. When Naruto find a nice place and ask us to leave Konoha, I'll be the last one to do it. I want to see the bitch. Hehe, she would be in shock for several months after knowing that the whole Nara, Inuzuka, Mitarashi (as Anko sensei being the last member of her clan) and Aburame with more than half of Hyuuga left the village.'
Hearing her ex-sensei, her train of thoughts were stopped.
"I see. Well, you want me here to support his mental problems?"
"exactly, and not only Sasuke, but Sakura as well"
Some minutes later all the Konoha could hear a banshee shouting and cursing and yelling. Ino couldn't help but smiling at forehead. The said girl was completely out of control.
"FOR KAMI, SHISHOU YOU ARE THE BEST AND YOU SHOULD FIX MY SASUKE KUN, HE IS THE LAST UCHIHA. AND SHOT YOUR MOUTH IRUKA. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. AND YOU INO BUNTA WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT? ARE YOU HAPPY BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN HAVE SASUKE AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE HOMO. GOD DAMN THAT SNAKE. GOD DAMN EVERY ONE. GOD DAMN YOU SASUKE KUN, WHY DIDN'T YOU READ ABOUT THE JUTSU BEFORE USING IT? DID YOU THOUGHT THAT CHANGING TO A GIRL WOULD SAVE YOU FROM FAN GIRLS?"
And suddenly she burst in crying.
"I was waiting for you every day, trying my best to be good for you when you come back, and what now? you are not the same sasuke I know. For kami. Do you think that I mind if you look like girl? Why did you run from me? I loved you sasuke. And I'll love you all my life. Now you are back. I would find a way to reverse the side effects and then…"
"shot your mouth Sakura. You are annoying. Hokage sama I have something to tell you. But I want this banshee out of the room to speak."
Sakura was smashed to ground. She couldn't believe what she heard.
'it can't be. Yah, there should be something. I see, I remember Ino speaking of him before. Can it be something between her and Sasuke kun? I'll show the bunta.'
With that she left the room leaving the others to speak. Tsunade was looking to Sasuke.
'is he blushing? And what for?' continuing his gaze, she was shocked.
'is he looking at Iruka? And why is he blushing?'
'what is this feeling? Why I feel warm when I look at Iruka? Could it be..?'
"uhum, Sasuke what was this problem you wanted to speak about?"
"oh, well, there was someone infiltrating my compound. You see, there was a secret section that my clan hold their secret jutsu there and last day I went there to see if I can learn something from them and when I entered the room, there was nothing there, the room was totally empty. It mean one thing. Someone stole all the secret scrolls in my clan. And I'm sure it was Itachi because no one else knew about this hidden place."
"are you sure? Didn't you tell others in past?"
"well, I spoke about this place once and that was with the dope. And I don't think he could infiltrate the compound with all the security it had."
"hmm, don't be sure about it. He was in a team that had infiltration and information gathering proficiency."
"I see, so you think it was Naruto?"
"I'm not sure. It was him or Itachi and there is no other one. Well, there is nothing that I can do about the situation but I'll inform anbu to be alert."
And with that they left the room leaving old hag to her thoughts.
'could it be Itachi? And if he entered the village how did he come and go without anyone being informed? And why he came? He was in compound after all and had enough time to learn all from those scrolls before the massacre. Oh kami I'm too old for this shit.'
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A/N : thanks everyone for reviews. you help so much for planning later chapters so keep reviews going on.
Every one, do you know what is the translation of "the hand of gods" in japanese? (i need it for my brother, he is starting a naruto fanfic hehe)
Malix2 : the chapter 22 is correct because i wrote the same relashonships , the sandaime was teacher of the sannin and yondaime was jiraiya's student. so what was the problem when Naruto (acting like Minato) called Jiraiya sensei? and i'm sorry about previous errors i'm trying hard but it was my first story and writing english in much harder than reading or speaking.
demon of the mist : o o , i didn't want to make fun of your title sorry if i did that unintentionally.
lightening blade49 : as i told before, i won't write lemons because i think they destroy the story but, having a little erotic scene every now and then. :D
RogueNya : well, i agree with you but i made it on purpose because he was learning genjutsu and was not professional in it, and you'll see that later on he will use the same trick so, think of it as a first examination subject hehe (too bad for old pervert)
unintentionally