Enchanted-Czerny
From the author of The Frog Prince, Rapunzel 2, Aladdin, and Hamlet comes the new play (it's a tad bit long)....
ENCHANTED
Giselle: Platina
Pip: Gold
Prince Edward: Ruby
Queen Narissa: Blue (girl)
Nathaniel: Silver
Robert Philip: Pearl
Morgan: Yellow
Nancy: Crystal
Script: Green (boy)
Audience: Everyone else
REHEARSAL
Green: *singing* True love's kiss~
Blue: Uh, what are you doing?
Green: *shocked* Uh, just practicing for directing a new play, hehe.
Yellow: Enchanted? It is one of my favorite movies! Oh, true love's kiss~
Red: (She has such a great singing voice!)
Platina: True love's kiss, huh? *begins humming*
Pearl: You were practicing for the lead now, weren't you?
Platina: I most certainly was not!
Green: Quiet! I have already picked the parts--
Blue: Eh?!! Again?!! But Green~ *puts on a very girly face*
Dia: Pearl you are so lucky!
Pearl: Great....of all the girls I hate....Platina is the worst....huh?
Platina: *singing, but not very well*
Pearl: We have a lot to work on....
Sapphire: *sniffle* Green, can I get a part? *sniffle*
Ruby: You might make a better evil witch stepmother than Blue....
Blue: Oh thank you Ruby~
Green: Yes, Sapphire, I didn't assign this part since I did not know anyone would want it....but you can be the troll Prince Edward kills in the beginning. Thank you so much for offering!
Sapphire: NOOOOO!!!
Ruby: *smirks* Suits you.
Sapphire: YOU JUST WORK ON IMPROVING YOUR MEMORY!!!!
Emerald: Hey Crystal, you have a pretty big part!
Crystal: I'll work my hardest! *gets very serious*
Gold: Scary woman....
Crystal: *throws shoe*
PERFORMANCE
*in the woods*
Platina: Lalalalala~
Gold: Hey hot babe *winks*
Platina: *very happy* Oh, hi Pip! I was just thinking of true love~
Audience: O.O PLATINA?!
Gold: (taken aback) T-true love?
Platina: When you meet the someone who was meant for you, before two can become one there is something we must do~
Dia: Wow Pearl, she's REALLY good!
Pearl: Yep, I love people with willpower.
Dia: Huh? But I thought you said you didn't like her and now you say you do?!
Pearl: I am saying no such thing! (Huh?! I'm becoming like her?! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!)
Platina: I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss, and a prince I'm hoping comes with this~
Pearl: (she's really good....)
Ruby: Nathaniel, life is so boring!
Silver: Tell me about it.
Ruby: I want something more! I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss~
Silver: So have I~
Ruby: You have?!
Audience: O.O
Silver: I meant, so have I thought life's amiss
Ruby: Life's not amiss, just boring.
Silver: Gah, nevermind. It rhymed.
Ruby: Then let's find a damsel in distress! Onward, Nathaniel!
Sapphire: DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HUH?!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!!!!! *attacks Platina*
Platina: Help! Help!
Ruby: I am coming to rescue you, fair lady!!!
Sapphire: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!!! REMEMBER!!!!!!!
Platina: Help me, oh prince!
Ruby: Um, but I'll ruin my sword!
Platina: *angry* I order you to fight that troll!
Ruby: Gee, you're almost as scary as Sapphire.
Sapphire: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!
*Ruby fights Sapphire, but is losing*
Gold: *punches Sapphire who falls to the ground and turns to Platina* I saved you, hot babe.
Platina: *gets back into role* Oh thank you prince!
Gold: *dejected* And what am I here for?
Sapphire: *sniffle* Ruby, I'm sorry, it's just that....I-I-I love you.... *sniffle*
Audience: O.O
Ruby: *highly affected* Sapphire....I-I-I remember.
Sapphire: *too hurt to stand up and hug him but still ecstatic* You do?
Ruby: Yes, *kneels down and begins singing to Sapphire* You're the fairest maid I've ever met. You were made~
Gold: (jumps in) to finish your duet~
Ruby: *shocked and regains senses* EHHH?!! YOU UGLY THING!!!!!
Platina: Um, excuse me, my name is Giselle.
Ruby: GISELLE!!! What an ugly name!!
Platina: Excuse me?!
Ruby: That's ok, I'll marry you anyways, first thing tomorrow!
Sapphire: RUBY, I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!
Green: Phew, that actually went really well....I might just have hope for the ultimate true love's kiss!
*next day*
Blue: Never! No true love's kiss! (except if it's with Green-sama 333)
*Blue disguises herself as a hag*
Blue: Ugh, Ruby, could you have at least made this costume a LEETLE more beautiful?
Platina: Hi, I'm here to marry your son~ Oh, you're not the queen.
Blue: Yes I--wait, no I'm not. I'm here to push you into the well.
Platina: How nice~
Blue: O.O Uh. Ok. *pushes Platina into the well*
Dia: Uh, Pearl, I think you trained Platina to be a bit too nice.
Pearl: Yeah, I kinda miss her old proud attitude :(
Dia: HUH?! SO YOU DO LIKE HER?! *almost faints*
Pearl: I said no such thing.
Dia: (You two are becoming rather similar TT__TT)
Platina: Oh, where am I? Oh, I am three dimmensional!
Yellow: Look daddy, a PRINCESS!!
Pearl: Yeah, you're right--I mean, no, she's just a weird woman!
Platina: WEIRD WOMAN?! WHY YOU COMMONER!!
Pearl: Maybe you're right, she is a princess -_-u
Yellow: Can we keep her daddy? Pwease?
Pearl: She's not a dog!
Crystal: What's this? Pearl, are you cheating on me?!
Audience: (wow, straight to the point!)
Pearl: No, no I'm not. This is my daughter's pet princess!
Crystal: Can you think of a better excuse than that? *leaves*
Pearl: Good riddance, I hate bossy girls like that.
*back in the woods*
Ruby: Oh where, oh where has my princess gone, oh where oh where can she be~
Pip: I saw an evil lady push her into the well.
Ruby: With her name so ugly and hair so black~ Oh, then I'm jumping in. Come, Pip *grabs screaming Gold* Wait for me beautiful!!
Sapphire: *vein pop*
Blue: (as beautiful queen again) Nathaniel, my son just went into the third dimmension. Find Giselle and....kill her.
Silver: *bows very courteously* Anything for you my lady.
Audience: O.O
*Back in 3D world*
Pearl: Look, princess--
Platina: Are you and Nancy in love?~
Pearl: WHAA?! NO I HATE GIRLS!!!
Platina: *ignores him* How does she know you love her~
Pearl: (I think I trained her a bit too well.)
Platina: I think you should take her to the ball~
Pearl: WHAA?! BUT-BUT-BUT--
Platina: It's the perfect place for true love's kiss~
Green: YES, PLATINA, YOU ARE MY GREATEST STAR!!!
Pearl: BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE!
Platina: Eh?! Doesn't everyone go to balls? No matter, I'll teach you!
*they begin dancing as Pearl grows red*
Green: Wow, Platina, you will be my star in all my plays from now on 333
Ruby: GISELLE!! Ugh, what an ugly ring to that. Um....PRINCESSY I FOUND YOU!!!
Platina: *snaps out of reverie* Huh?! Oh, it's just you.
Ruby: Huh?! "JUST" ME?! You're coming back with me to get married!
Platina: NO COMMONER GIVES ME AN ORDER!!!
Ruby: *scared* But I'm a beautiful prince. TT__TT
Silver: *stares* Eat this, girl. *hands over poisoned apple*
Platina: YOU TOO!! I WILL NOT EAT THE FOOD OF COMMONERS!!
Dia: I'll eat it!! Tasty!!
Silver: Why aren't you dying?
Dia: Huh?
Silver: It was poisoned.
Gold: YOU TRIED TO POISON THE HOT BABE?! WHY YOU!!!!! *fights Silver*
Blue: No one can do anything right. Time for sweet mother to interfere. Giselle, I'm sorry, but I must kill you~
Crystal: And I'm helping.
Blue: O.O
Crystal: Pearl IS my fiance afterall!
Ruby: WOW, AND WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?!!
Sapphire: YOU $%&#&%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: Nancy.
Ruby: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME!!!!!! WE'LL GET MARRIED FIRST THING TOMORROW!!!!!!!
Crystal: Yuck.
Ruby: Huh? But I'm BEAUTIFUL! What's not to love?!
Audience: *sweatdrops*
Blue: QUIET! Abra-Kadabra-Alakazam, you, Platina, will not wake up unless--
Green: YOU GET LOVE'S FIRST KISS!!!
Blue: NOOOOO!!!!
Green: FINALLY!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!
Ruby: MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pearl: Platina? (feels forehead) She really is out cold!
Everyone: *gets very franctic*
Dia: Pearl, I don't want to admit it, but you must kiss her!
Pearl: HUH?!!!
Green: YES PEARL IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE HERRRRRRR!!!!! MY PLAY WILL BE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: !!! !!!! 333
Green: *KO's Ruby*
*everyone grows quiet*
Pearl: Platina. *remembers their dance* I think I really am in love with you.
Audience: O.O!!!!
Dia: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: *hoarse whisper* Green~ 3333
Pearl: *leans in*
Everyone: *leans forward*
Emerald: Hey, move it, I can't see! *pushes Gold onto Pearl who kisses Platina*
Audience: *GASP*
Platina: *opens eyes* You saved me, thank you, my one true love~
Pearl: *with tears in his eyes* You're alive!
Green: AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!! OH, TRUE LOVE'S KISS~
Audience: *standing ovation!!!*
Platina: I order you to get off me now, commoner.
Pearl: Huh?! Commoner?! But I thought you said I was your one true love!
Platina: I said no such thing!
Dia: *highly relieved*
Emerald: HEY DID I MISS SOMETHING?!!!!!!