Ebony: *flicking through reviews* oh look, questions! great. I'm gonna go sort this out before we get to the fun bit because i'm tired of stopping halfway through to answer questions. or just go annoy the author with them directly. she'll probably answer them or something if she can be bothered... I don't care.
Sakura: What are you doing?
Slushy: talking to an empty space. again.
Sakura: o-kay...
Slushy: just leave her to it. it's best not to tell her she's nuts.
Sakura: you wanna go annoy the cast?
Slushy: yes. *both walk out*
Ebony: that's what they think.
* So, Angel, no you are not the only one who likes PIXAL & Nya, they simply are in the unfortunate position of being the only female cannon main characters that do something.
* also, yes. the ending to skybound is stupid. you wanna know why? NONE OF THE SEASON ACTUALLY HAPPENED! that's why. all of that Jay character development, the other character de-development (EG. Ego Kai)... old Lloyd. And don't get me started on the plot holes. like Echo Zane.
Echo: *suddenly appears* did you call?
Ebony: no. *Echo's arm falls off* how did you even survive this long? Anyway, doesn't take a genius to figure out why he's a plot hole. Also, I take great offense from that other statement. Not all OCs are bad... maybe pointless, but people put a lot of time into them so there. and quite a lot have no interest in having a relationship with any of your bloody ninjas okay? some OCs can be good, some bad, some evil and some... really don't like people who can't accept a large part of any -beep- fandom.
* Ninja pony, we did not forget you and you are not hulk okay?
* And. finally. yes Destiny, Echo Zane is here. as are all members of the cast that speak at least once. *sighs deeply* I'm done... just checking, this isn't gonna be a thing now is it? no? thank god.
Ebony: Hello, and welcome back to the 37th chapter of my ninja dare show. featuring... Torture! Chaos! Jay getting injured! also of course...
Slushy: me!
Sakura: and me!
Cast: help.
Ebony: and yours truly. so, on with the show. *snaps fingers and dare cards appear in her hand* Let's kick this off with a fight.
Cast: *gulp*
Ebony: Lloyd has to fight Sapphire walker-
Ed, Edna & Jay: ooohh...
Ebony: thank you walkers and ADOPTED son... It's Jay's long lost sister.
Jay: how come I didn't know about her?
Slushy: does the word OC mean anything to you?
Sakura: *facepalm* please welcome Sapphire!
*Sapphire comes in. she has dirty blonde hair, green eyes, side swept bangs and freckles on her face & she wears sapphire blue ninja boots, black leggings, white V-neck t shirt and Royal blue Sweatshirt*
Sapphire: hey guys!
Jay: hi sis!
Slushy: don't care. so, *shoves Lloyd over to Sapphire* Lloyd master of... power. I think it's power. vs. Sapphire master of plasma... GO!
later...
Lloyd: *on the floor* why? why always the floor? *suddenly duck-taped to the ceiling* wow. so much better.
Sapphire: see ya later. *walks out*
Sakura: ouch... Anyway, Jay has to play silent hill. *lightning outside* and... it's suddenly a storm.
Ebony: weather consistency is an issue.
Jay: Aww... horror game.
Ebony: yeah, yeah poor little blue ninja. now get your butt into the game room! *kicks Jay into the game room*
later...
Jay: *curled up in a corner* it's not real. it's not real. it's not real...
Slushy: i'm just gonna ignore that. next, Lloyd has to eat a jalapeño without drinking water or anything.
Lloyd: *rolls eyes* how bad can it be?
Slushy: have none of you idiots learnt anything?
Kai: I learnt never to allow myself to be kidnapped... or dragged through a portal... or... or a lot of things. mostly involving you people.
Ebony: *very sarcastically* I love you too Kai.
Cole: uh... I think... I think Lloyd's kind of... smoking?
Lloyd: *steam coming out of mouth* OH! OH GOD! HELP! IT HUUURTS...! *running around. then falls over* the torture will never end...
Sakura: doubt it.
Ebony: next, Nya has to eat wasabi.
Nya: so~ no don't do somethings?
Ebony: no but I don't- very clever.
Nya: thank you. *eats some wasabi* o-kay... that... hurts a lot. *drinks a large glass of water* haha! never said I couldn't.
Ebony: I will kill one of you some day.
Sakura: moving on, Zane has to read a forgiven shipping fanfic.
Zane: a what fanfiction?
Sakura: eh... you'll find out. *tosses Zane a forgiven shipping fanfic*
later...
Zane: *eye twitches* I do not understand why anyone would find pleasure in something such as this... with children.
Slushy: welcome to the internet. Cole has to flirt with Kai.
Kai & Cole: this was from the same person as the last five times wasn't it?
Ebony: answer's on a post card.
Kai & Cole: T.T
Ebony: get to it love birds.
Cole: uh... you... look... nice?
Kai: I can't do this.
Ebony: well, that was great. kai gets a jar of chocolate cookies and a hug...
Kai: *eating cookies* awesome.
Ebony: and then he has to dye his hair black.
Kai: not awesome. *gets covered in black dye* seriously?
Ebony: *shrugs*
Sakura: next, Slushy gets a pitchfork and can hit Jay with it. *snaps fingers and Slushy gets a pitchfork*
Slushy: nice.
Jay: -beep- *runs away*
Sakura: the wild Jay fled.
Slushy: yeah, I doubt that. *chases after Jay*
Ebony: cue the chase music...
later...
Slushy: *hits Jay with the pitchfork* finally. Okay, *tosses Pitchfork away* now the ninjas, Nya, Ebony & I have to fight Rain's OC Kacey. great.
Ebony: *facepalms* I think rain really dislikes that OC.
Slushy: what makes you say that?
Ebony: well~ they are outnumbered, outmatched, on my turf and also, host powers... and I have figured out a way to beat whoever I have to fight against.
Sakura: feeling lucky right now. anyway, please welcome Kacey!
*Kacey comes in. she has very light brown hair with blue highlights that show in a messy ponytail, blue eyes, pale skin, around her neck is a necklace that is hung by a green gemstone and she wears a very light blue ninja gi, black leather gloves, Very light blue ninja hood, wears dark blue skinny jeans & Teal and Black Jordans*
Kacey: hey...
slushy: quiet one isn't she?
Ebony: *rolls eyes*
Sakura: okay, Ninjas, Nya, Ebony & Slushy vs. Kacey master of sound and poison... GO!
later... okay, I doubt many ocs could defeat 8 odd people at once, especially since two of them can do basically whatever they want. I mean, come on!
Kacey: *panting hard*
Ebony: wow, put up a darn good fight there... for someone fighting 8 people. but~ *snaps fingers and a portal appears underneath Kacey* I really doubted you could win. *Kacey falls through* Anywho, the ninjas have to fight Blurgocoat?'s OC Darling.
Ninjas: *groan*
Sakura: so, please welcome Darling!
*Darling comes in. she has waist length black hair & blue eyes. and she wears an orange ninja gi with a skirt and leggings*
Darling: Hi!
Ninjas: *sigh*
Slushy: and~ get to it. *pushes ninjas over to Darling* Ninjas vs. Darling master of amber... GO!
later...
Ninjas: *on the floor*
Kai: overconfident?
Zane: T.T most likely. but also, do be aware that this is a rigged game.
Darling: well, see ya! *walks out*
Sakura: now Morro has to possess Jay.
Morro: *floats over to Jay* just checking... you haven't got any psychotic thoughts?
Jay: no.
Morro: haunting memories?
Jay: no.
Morro: split personality issues?
Jay: no...
Morro: absurd understanding of multiple universes that makes your head hurt real bad?
Jay: no!
Morro: just checking. after last time... welp. *salutes* I'm getting out when he gets a dare. I refuse to taking a beating for this guy.
Jay: just do it already!
Morro: *possesses Jay*
Ebony: *suddenly $50 appears in her hand* thank you Ilene.
Slushy: moving on... Okay... Cole has to make out with Kai.
Kai & Cole: can there be a pass?
Ebony: that's not how this show works.
Kai: but the other dare shows have it...
Ebony: well this isn't the other damn dare shows is it?
Kai: lady, I have a girlfriend and Cole's dead.
Ebony: eeh... look, I don't make the dares here. now get to it or I'll find the bloody plasma cannon.
Kai & Cole: *blush furiously* first spinjitsu master help me...
later...
Kai & Cole: never... EVER again...
Ebony: now go do seven minutes in heaven.
Kai: NO! YOU HAVE TO BE -beep- KIDDING ME! I AM SICK OF THIS! I- *Ebony shoves him and Cole into a closet. Kai bangs of the door furiously*
Ebony: It's Vengestone Kai! don't bother!
Kai: but it's not locked right?
Ebony: *looks at key in her hand* no Kai. it is not locked.
7 minutes of hell later...
Ebony: *leaning against closet* okay... we're done. *bangs on the closet door and Kai & Cole both fall out*
Cole: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Ebony: *with a megaphone* WHY DO YOU THINK?!
Sakura: *uncovers ears* Zane has to speak for the rest of the chapter only using elements in the periodic table.
Zane: Oxygen potassium...
Ebony: don't talk for the rest of the chapter. please.
Slushy: *rolls eyes* Next, ebony has to fry the ninjas because someone REALLY wants to eat them.
Ninjas: -beep-
Zane: Fluorine uranium carbon potassium.
Ebony: I thought I told you to shut up. And~ here we go... *snaps fingers*
later...
Jay: I'M ON FIRE! *runs around on fire. and screaming*
Kai: *just sitting there* I... I'm not feeling anything. *suddenly is covered in cheese sauce* WHAT THE HECK?!
Ebony: *shrugs* In my defence... I did not know that was going to happen. maybe. possibly... *ahem* Miss Kitty's OC Lielack has to do seven minutes in heaven with Lloyd.
Lloyd: *groans*
Lielack: *randomly appears* Hey Lloyd!
Lloyd: hey...
Slushy: Into the closet you go. *kicks them both into a closet*
Sakura: *looks at watch* this won't end well...
7 minutes later...
Lloyd: *falls out of the closet* I-I'm done with this.
Lielack: I should probably go... bye! *runs out*
Sakura: Jay is now pregnant and Kai's the father.
Morro: nope. *deposes Jay* you're on your own sparky.
Jay: I-I'm what?! *starts hyperventilating*
Kai: *eye twitches*
everyone: *staring at Kai in a weird way*
Kai: I have nothing to do with this.
Sakura: the dare card says otherwise...
Slushy: NEXT! Nya has to turn into a ghost and Kill Cole with some magical gadget. *snaps fingers and Nya's a ghost... with some weird gadget. you know, dumping a bucket of water on Cole works too.*
Nya: *now a ghost* I feel weird... well... *inhales deeply* sorry Cole.
Cole: so many regrets...
later...
Ebony: *pokes Cole with a stick. it goes straight through him* Cole? Cole? I think he's legitimately dead. well... *snaps fingers and Cole's fine again* He's not going to escape dares.
Cole: *sigh* wait a minute... I'm not a ghost anymore! YES!
Ebony: anyway, to round things off... Kai has to fight Ninja pony.
Kai: *groans*
Ebony: I told you we hadn't forgotten you.
Sakura: so~ please welcome Ninja pony!
*ninja pony comes in. she has long dark blonde hair with platinum blond tips, green/grey eyes, light tan skin & freckles on her nose. she is wearing a white v neck t shirt, blue jeans, black leather jacket, and purple converse sneakers*
Ninja pony: hey
Kai: I thought she'd be a pony.
Ebony: and that princess bunny would be a bunny and rain would be a rainbow. names mean nothing.
Ninja pony: so~ guess I'm gonna kick your butt now.
Kai: *gulps*
Slushy: Kai master of fire vs. Ninja pony with author powers... GO!
later...
Kai: *on the floor* naturally.
Ninja pony: *laughs* you really are a pushover. well... I should get going. bye!
Ebony: well... that wraps that up. Thank you very much for reading, don't forget to leave a review or perhaps favourite or follow and we, will see you all next time... BYE!