Prompt: bill calls dipper 'princess' and dip gets so annoyed by that that bill decides to treat him like one for a day or so in the most annoying ways possible (eg bill picks him up in bridal style whenever dipper just wants to step over a doorstep)
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"Bill! Put me down!"
"Oh, how could I do that? A precious princess like you has no reason to walk~"
Dipper groaned and tried to wriggle out of the demon's arms, flushing horribly as he found that Bill had quite the grip on him, trapping him against his chest. He shouldn't have overreacted the way he did when Bill had called himprincess because now he was paying the price.
And the worst of it was that he was starting to actually…like this attention.
"I am not a princess!" Dipper replied vehemently, crossing his arms and pouting angrily.
Bill purred at the sight, eyes crinkling in adoration as he held the boy closer. "Oh, kid." The demon sighed. "You're so much of a princess that you don't even realize it."
Dipper grumbled but nevertheless moved so he was pressing closer to Bill than he already was, discretely enjoying the demon's warmth.
He was not a princess.
Really.
He wasn't.
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