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Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peasley, Luigi, Daisy, Syrup, Pauline, and Rosalina all went to school the next morning. "Hey, where is Mona?" Asked Peasley. "Do you think she's okay?"
"I hope she isn't mad at us for making her watch Satan," said Daisy. "I hope that Satan didn't escape and eat her," said Luigi, who was always such a worry wart.
"Relax guys," said Mario, "She's probably fine. She's probably just at home busy taking care of Satan. Let's just go to class." They all went to class, just like Mario said, except for Mario and Bowser. They stood there and stared at each other, until Mario said this: "Thanks for the help, Bowser. You've been a good help. I knew you could do the right thing if you tried. You know, teaming up and doing all this with you has been fun. When you aren't being a dick face, you're actually a pretty cool person. Even though our problems with Satan are over and we'll be getting Peach back pretty soon, would you wanna be friends so we can keep hanging out?"
Bowser's eyes went kinda wide, and they started sparkling like a fine seltzer, and he looked like that for a while. Mario thought he would say yes, until Bowser shook his head and turned into an angry turtle like how he usually looked. "Are you kidding me?! You want to be friends with me? No way! I only helped out so we could get Peach out and so I could have sex with her, don't you remember? We will be enemies forever, and Peach will be mine!" Bowser stormed off with his fists clenched like how you clench up your butthole when you really have to poop and you're not close to any bathrooms so you have to hold it in tight so you don't accidentally poop your pants.
Mario watched him stomp away sadly, because Mario really did want to be friends, and he wanted to save him from his bully lifestyle. He knew there had to be a reason for him to be the way he is, but if Bowser didn't want to be friends, he couldn't make him, so he just went to his first period classroom. Back with Bowser, who was in a different class than Mario, which was Art, he sat at his table sadly, with his head rested on his palm. Then the Art teacher, Mr. Huey, who was a paint bucket as well as a teacher, said to his class, "Okay students, it is time for our last project of the year! Each of you will paint a mural of your feelings! Go ahead and start working on it now!"
Bowser got to work on his piece. It was a painting of him as a kid on the playground, but he was sad. He was crying in the sandbox like a baby, and looking at it made Bowser in real life wanna cry to. He then began to flashback to that day in his childhood. He was a small little kid, and he looked like a big nerd in miniature form. He had a plaid shirt and some suspenders and big thick glasses with tape on the nose part. He was using a stick to write algebraic equations in the sand. He was having so much fun, but then some of the bully kids came over to start some shit with him.
"Hey, nerdy turd!" said the main leader bully of the 3. "Are you having fun being a baby? You're such a stupid baby, you aren't cool like us 2nd graders!" He started to laugh, and his two other bully friends started to laugh with him. Bowser got really sad then. No one had ever called him that name before. "Shut up! You're just a bunch of bullies! And you're just jealous because I'm smart! And obviously you aren't that smart because you have to resort to picking on toddlers!" The bullies got super pissed when they said that. "That's it, you're gonna get it, dork ass!"
The other two bullies held onto Bowser's arms to keep him still, and the big bully kicked sand into Bowser's face and ruining his equations. The sand got all up in his eyes and mouth and ears and nose, and it made everything dry and uncomfortable. It was going down his throat and filling his stomach full of sand. When the bully stopped, he had to throw up a lot of sand, which hurt and cut his throat a little so some blood came out too. "Now turn him around," said the bully to his lackeys, and they turned Bowser around so his butt was facing the bully. The bully picked up the stick Bowser was using, and he held it high above his head.
"This is what you get for being a nerd ass and not cool enough!" The bully began spanking Bowser's butt with the stick, which made Bowser cry so loud. It hurt his butt so hard that it made his buttcheeks red instead of yellow. He was crying so hard, and tears were coming out like people escaping a burning building. "Mama! Mama!" He cried out for his mom, but she couldn't hear. That made him scream louder and harder. He was so scared and he was hurting so bad, and it seemed like forever until they finally stopped bullying him.
"Alright, I think the baby's had enough. Let's leave before he pees his diaper and has his mom change him." They left Bower there, laughing as they walked away. He was just lying there in the sandbox, covered in sand and pains in his butt. He cried for several hours, because he just couldn't stop hurting, both inside and outside, no matter how hard he tried. He didn't even stop when he got home that day. And it only got worse when he went to school, because even more people picked on him for being a nerd and a crybaby.
The bullying kept on for many years up until the beginning of 5th grade, the year before he started middle school. He was still such a big nerd, and he got picked on by so many bullies. By then, he was tired of it. The summer between 4th and 5th grade, he threw away all of his nerdy shit, and he promised himself to never study or be smart again. He threw away all of his nerdy clothes and stomped on his glasses, and he wore contacts and leather jackets with spikes, and he slicked his hair back with hair gel. Now, he looked so cool.
His parents saw his transformation, and they were horrified. What had happened to their sweet little boy? He had grown tired of being bullied, and now that he was dressed all cool and intimidating, no one would wanna mess with him, and they could take him more seriously when he got his revenge. He went back to the playground he was tortured on many years ago, and he saw the same 3 bullies, who were now middle schoolers, standing around the sandbox smoking cigarattes. Bowser stomped over to them and he went "HEY ASSHOLES!" really loud and menacingly like an abusive father after he found out you drank all the milk.
They all turned around to see him, and they looked so scared. Bowser was now as big ass all of them combined, even though he was a few years younger, because he was a monster turtle. "Bowser! Oh my god, I-I-I'm sorry we bullied you all those years ago! Please don't hurt us!" They all got on their hands and knees and begged him for forgiveness, but he had no room for forgiveness in his body, because it was full of the lunch his mom made for him. "No, you have to pay for what you did to me. You won't get away with it this time."
He took the bully leader and picked him up, and he turned him upside down. He slammed his head down into the sand, and his head was completely buried in the sand. Then he broke all of his arms and legs, so when he tried to wiggle his body to get free, his arms and legs dangles around and it was funny to watch. He took the other two and pulled up each of their underwears, and he tied them together. Then he put lots of sand in their underwears, and he took two sticks and used it to shove sand up their assholes. When all the sand was stuffed up their asses, he gave them super wedgies, and he threw them on top of a telephone pole so that they hung by the knot in their underwears.
When he started school, he got revenge from all of his bullies in similar ways that were so violent and horrifying. Now, none of the bullies wanted to mess with him. Bowser thought that, now, he could be happy at school instead of being depressed and scared of being beat up. He thought that now that he had changed, that 1) he would never be bullied again and 2) he could finally make friends because he wasn't a nerd anymore, but now no one would even come close to him. Even the teachers were too scared of him. Bowser was now more alone than ever.
He was so upset. He thought that changing his style and being cool would make things better, but it didn't. Now everyone was afraid of him. He was so upset, and he wanted to cry, but he was done crying. Now he was pissed off, at the world and at everyone. If no one wanted to be his friend, he wouldn't even try. He moved to a new school the next year for 6th grade, and that school was Mario Middle School. After being bullied for so long and having no friends, he was ready to take revenge on all of mankind.
Even if they didn't do anything to him personally, he would still bully him, because he was lonely and had lots of psychological issues. He had lots of power in the school because of his bullying abilities and sex appeal, and he had a posse of other bullies to help him bully, but they weren't his friends. He had always, deep down, wanted real friends. Mario went to middle school with him, too, and he was just as popular as he was in High School. Bowser was jealous of how many friends he had, and how everyone in school loved him, instead of hating him or being scared of him like Bowser was with everyone else.
He wanted Mario to be his friend so bad, but since he had never really had a friend in his life, he didn't know how to do it, so he just bullied him instead. He would make fun of Mario because he was super popular, and that made him also feel better about himself. He bullied him all that time, and a year later, Peach moved to the school. It was love at first sight for Bowser. He thought that this would be his chance, his chance at having someone to be with him. He went up to her one day with lots of flowers and gifts, and he asked her, "Will you be my girlfriend?"
She got angry and threw all the gifts on the ground so she could stomp on it. "No! You are a bully, and I'm in love with Mario!" That was when Mario broke up with Mona so they could date. Bowser was so heartbroken. He had wanted to be friends with Mario, and he wanted to date Peach because he was so in love, but he couldn't have either of them because they hated how he was such a bully. So Bowser lashed out even more at the other students, and he even started committing crimes, because being evil was all he had ever known. He didn't know how to change at that point.
Bowser finished his painting mural, and he sat there looking at it and silently crying, but it was okay because he sat in the back at an empty table so no one could see him. He secretly hated what he had become, which is an evil bully and a criminal, but he didn't know how to change. And now, he was rubbing off on his little cousins, the koopalings, who also got out of jail with him that day. I did NOT forget to write them in and it is NOT a continuity error. Now that Mario was being nice to him, after all those years of being hated, he didn't know how to handle it.
After all that time of being mean and hateful towards everyone in the world, he didn't see a point in changing. It was too late for him now. He was doomed to be a public menace forever. He couldn't change even if he tried, and he would die alone. Bowser stopped crying a little bit though because Mr. Huey gave him an A+ for his amazing painting. "Wow, Bowser! You could be an artist someday!" Bowser secretly appreciated that, but he pretended to be grumpy and mean because he doesn't receive many compliments and doesn't know how to react to them.
Back with Mario, in his first period, which was Chemistry, he was sitting there with Luigi, who was also in the class. Professor E. Gadd wasn't their teacher anymore because he was dead after having illegal sex with Luigi. Since they had no teacher, they could just play video games instead of school work, and everyone was playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe together in one big orgy of online gaming. Then, the speakers in the whole school came on, and the principal started talking through them with the power of technology.
"Hello, high school students! It has come to my attention that the new kid from yesterday, who was Satan in disguise, was actually the murderer. Since he is no longer a threat thanks to Mario and everyone else, Senior Prom can continue as planned! Good job, Mario and friends! Now you have fixed your reputation at Mario High School, and all of your Popularity Meters have been refilled to max capacity!" Then the speakers turned off, and everyone in the class started applauding for Mario and Luigi, who were the only ones in the room.
"We're sorry we doubted you, Mario! And sorry we were so mean! We'll never do it again because we trust you now! We were just upset about Senior Prom and the murders made us all so worked up! Please forgive us!" said Toad and Toadette, who were begging for forgiveness. "It's okay, everyone makes mistakes. Just as long as everyone likes us again, I am happy." Then Mario and Luigi left the classroom and went to the gym to continue setting up for Senior Prom with everyone else. Even though Peach wasn't around right now, it was still something that needed to be done in a timely manner.
They were allowed to do this until the end of the school day, and everyone left the building when the bell rang. Mario was hoping to see Bowser outside too, but he was no where to be seen. He was sad, but then, a lot of commotion was happening. All of the students crowded at the edge pf the road to see a giant parade happening. Mario, Luigi, Peasley, Daisy, Syrup, and Pauline went over to see what was going on. "Hey, do you know what this is?" Mario asked a nearby student.
"Have not you heard? This new guy is running for mayor, and he's throwing a huge parade! And he's giving out candy! Everyone is voting for him! He's #1 in the polls, like how you are #1 in high school!" The student and the rest of the crowd started cheering when his float finally reached them. Mario and everyone else could see him. He was a super handsome man with blonde hair and a face that looks like it was sculpted for a museum. He was standing with a sexy lady, and they both had on black suits/dresses and looked like such a nice political couple.
"Vote me for mayor!" he yelled out, and he threw candy at them all. They were eating up all of his beauty and his candy at the same time. "Wow, he looks like he'd be a cool mayor!" said Peasley. Rosalina was only interested in the candy he was throwing at them. She held her mouth open really wide and even pulled her shirt down so she could either catch the candy in her mouth or her boobs. But Mario was suspicious. "Doesn't voting end today? Why would this guy pop up all of a sudden and start running so late?" But his friends couldn't hear him because they were too caught up in the excitement.
Mario decided to wander off from the crown and just check on Mona and Satan, because he did not have a good feeling about this at all. He couldn't get on his motorcycle because of the parade, so he had to walk. It took him a whole hour to get there because of this, but he got there eventually, and he walked right into Mona's house. First he went to her kitchen and got a juice box because he walked a long way to get there and he was tired, and then he went upstairs to check on Mona and Satan. "Hey, Mona, are you okay? Have you got Satan under control?"
But no one heard him say this, because Mona and Satan were not there. Satan's cage was opened up, and he was not inside. He was beginning to think that his fears were a reality. "I hope I'm wrong about this," he said as he ran out of the house. He ran all the way to the center of town, which was Town Hall, where the mayor would be announced. He got there right as they were about to announce who won. The previous mayor was there, and he was at the podium between the handsome mayor earlier and another candidate.
"Good evening everyone!" said the old mayor, who was still mayor until the new one was announced, "Today, we announce the results of the election! Thank you all for voting!" Mario got there and ran up to his friend group. "Mario, where have you been? You almost missed the inauguration!" said Luigi when he saw his brother Mario. "Luigi, I can't find Mona or Satan. I have a bad feeling about this new guy." Luigi was so confused. "What are you even talking about Mario?" said Luigi.
Just then, the old mayor got a envelope from his vice-mayor, who would be passed down to the next mayor, and he opened it up. "And the winner of the mayoral election is," he paused as he got it out for suspense, and then he read it, but when he saw the name, his face scrunched up like a toddler who has green beans on his plate instead of mac n cheese. "...Satan?" Just then, the handsome guy from the parade started laughing, and he caught on fire. Then, he transformed from the now Mayor, into Satan, who was the mayor now. The lady that was with him came up too, and she transformed into Mona, and she was laughing too.
"Thank you for electing me, Satan, as your new mayor!"