The Best of Friends

Hello everyone, sorry for the small delay, I started writing my story the other day and almost forgot abot this one. My sister was the one that made up this chapter ad since she is responsible for some of the ideas in this story (the gambling and delilah and other things) I decided to dedicated this to her. Here's the chapter. Enjoy

"Who is alex?" yami asked as they walked onto the road. Itachi shifted agatha into a more comfortable position on his back. It was the day after the twins blew up their head quarters and pein and roni decided on the hideout in the snow village, much to yami's dismay. Out of all the places where she would rather go, they'd choose the one element she hates. Nice job, mom. Anyway, she waited for itachi to explain to her who this new threat was after he moved all the circulation in the back of his arm. She also thought it funny that no one commetned on the fossil on itachi's back.

"Alex was a temporary member of the akatsuki. Pein thought she had a certain kei-kei genkai that would be of use to the akatsuki." itachi explained.

"And in that short period of time, she decided to make everyone's life as horrible as possible." deidara added. Out of all the akatsuki, deidara probably hated alex the most. He hates her more than he hates itachi. Well, maybe not more than itachi, but she was a close second. He was so glad sshe didn't have the kei-kei genkai pein was looking for. It also meant that he prostituted his body for nothing, but he had married the love of his life when she died.

"I know I played some pranks on her while she was there. But I don't think she wants to kill me for that. Do you think she would really want me gone because I super-glued her hands to her head?" delilah asked. Deidara looked over to his wife with unsure eyes...eye.

"Well, you did take away her all acess pass to club deidara. If I were her I -- ow!" deidata said as he rubbed his sore arm where delilah punched him.

"On a serious note.." everyone looked to sasori to hear his input.

"She probably wants to kill us because we killed her first. I mean, if someone killed you, and you came back to life, wouldn't want revenge on that person?" he explained. That did make much more sense. They knew she didn't want to kill the akatsuki over something like dressing as clowns and scaring her shitless.

"Well there is one thing that is certain." roni said, joining the conversation. Everyone gave the akatsuki mistress their undived attention.

"If the impossible does happen, and she happens to kill everyone, deidara is safe." if it was meant to be a joke, everyone would've laughed.

"She would probably use you as a slave, well, after she gets rid of three things..." roni trailed off as her eyes went to delilah and the twins. Deidara's eyes widened as he followed her gaze. There was absolutely no way in seven hells that he was going to let that happen. Deidara unconsciously held his son's sleeping head close to his chest possessively, as he watched delilah do the same with their daughter. If it were to ever come down to that, he didn't known what he would do. He looked over to his beautiful wife with determined eyes. He'll never let alex get that close. Even if he has to die in the process, he'll never let that happen. Deidara looked back down at his son and kissed the top of his golden hair. Suddenly things just got a little more real.

'Okay! Time for a diversion!' deidara thought. He looked at the trees, nope, not there. The sky nothing in the sky he cauld make fun of. He looked at his wife and then stopped. She was too perfect to be a diversion. He looked at yami. Nope. Sasori? That wouldn't end very well. Itachi...wait.

"Itachi?" Itachi turned to glare at the blonde. His eyes narrowed when he saw the confused amused look on his face.

"What?" he asked in a clipped tone.

"Why do you have a mogwai on your back?" he asked. Itachi narrowed his eyes at deidara, who smiled amused at his agitation.

"It's the girls' aunt agatha." itachi stated. Deidara looked over to delilah and yami.

"Your aunt is a gremlin?" he asked them. Yami and delilah looked to each other before laughing.

"No. Her face is just...interesting to look at, I guess" yami explained

"Okay. but why is she on his back?" deidara asked confused. Yes, her face was one he couldn't keep his eyes off of, but he knew she itachi for about 2 days. Yami looked at delilah, who looked at yami. They were going to tiptoe around it but tenshi totally ruined it for them.

"Because she has the hots for some uchiha lovin'" deidara looked over at tenshi, who smiled at itachi's withering glare and then looked back at the uchiha with amused eyes.

"Wow. I didn't know you were into older women." deidara said. Itachi thought this was a good oppurtunity to take some of the attention off this subject. Maybe he could get deidara riled up. And then there would be tension.

Itachi liked tension.

Tension meant quiet.

Itachi enjoys quiet.

"Why are you talking to me?" deidara feigned a looked of mock hurt.

"All I asked was a question. We have to talk sometime. Our wives are sisters." he said.

"Perhaps. But that does not mean I have to immediately like you. It isn't my fault delilah has bad taste. Nor is it my fault that you trapped her in this marriage by getting her pregnant." Ouch.

For a moment deidara saw red. But only a moment. He needs to get this tension off his chest; It would not do to get all over exited over playful banter.

"While that may be, I didn't trap my wife in my marriage by pity." yami looked over itachi's shoulder to hear what he had to say.

"I feel your sorrow yami. If delilah were blind, I don't think I would have the courage to file for divorce." yami burried er head in her hands and walked up. She wasn't going to stop the inevitable fight. She knew itachi started it but somehow she thought it was all tenshi's fault.

Konan watched the oncoming fight with little interest and turned to the woman responsible.

Dhe had a devious smile on her full pink lips as kakuzu carried her. Her green eyes were narrowed dangerously as she watched with malicious satisfaction as the uchiha suffer under she attention he so desperately wanted off off him. Konan took a moment to look closely at the woman called tenshi.

Tenshi had short powder blonde hair, slicked back from an obscene amount of styling gel. There was something in her eyes that made konan uneasy. Konan knew to be wary of this particular woman. She had also heard from another member, zahara her name was, that she had the ability to cry diamonds. Probably why kakuzu loved her as much as he did.

She also had a tattoo, konan noted. It was of a large snake. It started at the back of her neck, and ended at her left knee. Konan found for some reason that even the tatto made her wary. She thought it symbolized a harshness in the so called rose. It also dawned on her that she was the bitch of the group.

Konan thought she was magnificent.

The paper princess strolled up to formally meet the woman for the first time.

"Excuse me." she said as she tapped tenshi on the shoulder. The powder blonde looked over her shoulder to meet the azure eyes of the woman the guys seemed to hate.

"Yeah?" she asked. Tenshi looked to konan with narrowed eyes, her patience dwindling.

"Can I walk with you for a while until we get to the snow village?" tenshi raised an eyebrow at her, but shrugged. She put herself in konan's shoes; If she were konan, she'd wanna hang out with her too. She looked up to kakuzu, silently asking him to let her down. He did, albeit reluctantly

"I guess. What do you want to talk about?" she wanted to know.

"Why don't you like itachi?" tenshi raised her eyebrow again and looked over at the uchiha, who was still glaring at her.

"Because he's a dick that's why. He obviously thinks everyone is supposed to be afraid of him. Well sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I'm not scared of anyone. Especially not some blind maniac who decided to over kill his family." konan looked at her thoughtfully for a while. Yes, this woman was indeed amazing. They will be great friends.

"Yeah. I always hated him too. you know I think we're gonna grow to be very good friends." konan said. Tenshi smiled at the bule haired woman and they talked until they got to the snow village.