"The Awesome Me has another letter~!"
"Ja? Better reply quickly then."
"Calm down, I will!"
To: Brüder
Hello again, Brüder!
Preußen, is Saturday still good for the bar? I checked today, and the bartender said he would give us a 50% discount on everything if I, well, you don't need to know, whatever. So I punched him and broke his nose, then kicked him where the sun doesn't shine, then made him give us the discount anyways. Then I healed his nose with a simple Episkey!, a Harry Potter spell. You should really read it sometime.
Deutschland, you really should tell Italien the truth about your history. You know who Chibitalia was/is, at least be honest. Or you could tell him that you're free on Sunday and that you reserved a table at an Italienisches restaurant. He loves you, no matter what you did in the past. Remember that.
Viele Liebe,
Berlin
Chuckling beneath his breath, Prussia realized this letter wasn't purely for him, but for his younger sibling as well.
"I lied. We have a letter!"
"Oh? It's to me as well?"
"Ja~!"
"Well, let me see it then."
Berlin,
Sounds great! What did he say...? Do I have to hurt him? But at least we get the discount. Danke! I've heard of it, and maybe I will getting around to reading it eventually. Thanks again; can't wait to have a drinking contest~
-The Awesome Prussia
"Here you go." Prussia handed the pen off to Germany who was carefully reading his part of the letter, trying to think of how to respond.
Berlin,
Ja, I suppose you're right. Maybe I will tell him who I am, and I'm sure he'll be happy. I... I love him as well. And I know he's understanding, so hopefully he'll forgive me for everything.
Thank you for writing the two of us.
- Germany
"Alright, let's start the meeting. First of all-"
"Wait!" Germany sighed, looking at his brother who was now standing up at the large table where the nations all gathered around. "Some of us have to respond to a letter. It's quite a few of us, so I wanted to get this out of the way!"
"...Fine. Just hurry it up."
"Ja! I need... England, Canada, France, Spain, Italy, Romano, America, Russia, and Greece."
All of the nations stood up, following Prussia to the back of the room to reply to the nice letter.
England, HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME! I have all names, spells and effects, actor's names, and history and extras meomrized. I love Harry Potter, and have many ideas for fanfictions, some of which are crossovers with Skullduggery Pleasant (an excellent Irish series), Soul Eater, Hetalia, and other fandoms. I have a picture on my phone. It says: "Eat like Weasley, Study like Granger, Live like Potter." A true motto!
Canada, you can stand up for yourself! Don't worry, they won't laugh at you, I'll make sure of that! Also, I love bacon. And syrup. Both together taste awesome!
France, you are awesome when you're not perving on others. Still, you are awesome, and your food is delicious!
Spain, tomatoes are awesome. That is all I can say.
Italy, pasta is awesome. I love pasta!
Romano, it's alright to have friends. They will help you. If you want, I'll be your friend.
America, what you need is training! You must become fitter, and, yes, (sorry!) you are a bit chubby, but training will help that and make you stronger.
Russia, you are awesome! Pipes make awesome weapons, even though I slightly prefer sharpened metal rulers and wrenches. Vodka is delicious, and I love sunflowers! Here, I even brought some for you! *blushes slightly*
Greece, have you ever read 'Garfield'? It is a comic about a fat, lazy cat, but very amusing! You might like it.
Oh dear, I just realized how many times I've said 'awesome'! I've been drinking and hanging out with Preußen too much lately, but whatever. Beer and vodka is awesome!
Viele liebe Grüße,
Berlin
"Alright, one at a time now." England said, starting to write down his reply and the others stood right behind him. "I'll write each of our names, and then you can write your response."
From England: Harry Potter is awesome! That's fantastic that you've memorized all of those difficult spells. Ah, yes, I've heard of crossovers with us. I quite enjoy them, actually. They're very entertaining and the whole "Pottertalia" idea makes a lot of sense! Thank you for writing.
From Canada: Ah, everyone keeps telling me that.. I'm trying! My brother makes sure of it too. I love syrup on bacon! It's the best!
From France: Ah, merci. My food is pretty delicious, oui~?
From Spain: This is very true! Don't forget turtles are too~
From Italy: Of course it is! It's pasta~! = w =
From Romano: ...You mean it? G-Grazie... There's just a lot of stupid idiotas out there who annoy me...
From America: Dude, no need to sugar coat it. I'm working on it though! At least you're nice about my weight, unlike SOME people. *cough* Grumpy Brit *cough ;P
From Russia: Da, I love my pipe. I don't use it that much, even though people think I do. Oh! Thank you! Would you like to be my friend?
From Greece: Oh? That sounds nice. I'll look it up. I wish I could be a lazy cat...
Love,
All of us.
(Especially the Hero!)
"Was that really necessary?"
"Yep~!"