I'm calm, I'm good. I'm not Demon Mode anymore.

You're also wearing a shock collar in case you snap again.

...yeah. That too.

I cant beleve that aftar almos sex weaks

So you admit to having sex!

of writen im fenally dun with my storey! Id lik 2 tahnk everone who sad gud thins both on and on . Its tim 4 u to get the rewad 4 ur reeding: the and of the storey whichis prolly the beast endin evar.

I doubt it you arrogant little bitch.

I think she might have more arrogance than Zim.

I thank this storey well godon in histary lik the Bibal and Atlus Shagged and Twilit as on of the best boks evar writen expect this on isnt a bok its on the intranet.

THIS STORY IS ON PAR WITH MY IMMORTAL AS ONE OF THE WORST ONES WE'VE EVER READ!

On day ill be the presadent

...If she becomes president, I can promise you she will be assassinated. SHE IS THAT UNLIKABLE!

and thes storey well be in my mooseum and ill mak everone in my adminstraton red it so theyll no my valus.

YOUR VALUES FUCKING SUCK!

You sure I'm the one who needs the collar?

CHAP 35: THE GRADN CONCUSSION

What we've been waiting for: Her to get a concussion.

I waked up in a fansy bad in a fnasy rom that loked lik a rome in an old platashon hose.

So, she gets a fancy house now.

I got outta bad and saw that I was wering a relly pritty fansy dres lik wat womens werd in the passed tims of the war of norton agresion. I loked arond and sawed that Lauren was in bad with me.

I wonder what you had been doing in there together.

She was wering a fansy dres 2 and she loked relly pritty init.

"Lauren wake up do u remamber everthin" I sed.

"Yea" she sid "loks lik we chaned tim. Hopfully that dosent men ima slav now."

So, because of Sara, we still have the fashion sense we did during the Civil War, and we still have slavery. *Slow clap* way to go you racist bitch. Now go curl up and die.

"God sade u werent and he cant be ron. Evan if he sad u wer u wode be my slav and id jus free u rite away" I sade.

And how do you know she would be your slave? Wow, pretty possessive.

"Thanks" Lauren sed "o I remamber no in thes timlin my reel dads mastar fred him than he marred my moter and hes alos stell aliv now."

"Tahts cool" I sed.

Nope. You see, back then, and if Sara's time line went this way, your dad would have probably been killed for marrying your mother.

So Lauren and Me waked ovar 2 the widow and loked outsid. We saw Bareck Obema and Mikhal Jaxun picken coton in the felds of my platashon. Mr Jonson and Becky wer my slavs 2 evan tho their wite (c is that rasest?)

YOU WANT SLAVERY! THAT MAKES YOU RACIST EVEN IF YOU DO HAVE TWO WHITE PEOPLE AS SLAVES YOUR STILL A RACIST BITCH.

Becky wasnt as fat becuz she had 2 do hard werk al thje tim but she was stil uglay.

SHUT IT ALREADY! THE ONLY UGLY PERSON I SEE IS YOU!

"Mak sur 2 wipe thos 4 alot" I tolled the overseers who were Mart and Clod and Limk! In thes timlin they lived in thes uneverse insted off vido gams.

Yep. Makes total sense. So, she has her harem of boys still.

Me and Lauren went donstars 2 the foyur of my planteshun manshon becuz there was a nok on the dore. I opaned the dor and their was Sarah Palen!

"Hi Sara!" she sad.

"Hi Sarah!" I sed.

KILL HER SARAH! KILL HER!

"Is Juston reedy 2 go2 Rihcmand yet?" Sarah Palan sid "we dont wanna be lat 4 r inebriation!"

"What do u men?" I sed.

"Dont u remamber I wan the electron so im gonna be swarn in as presadant of the Confedrat Stats of Amurka and ur husband is my vise presadent" Sarah Pelan sed.

Suddenly Juston Beebur waked don frum anotter part of upstars.

...I'm pretty sure Justin Beiber can't be Vice President, he's Canadian, not American. I don't know, I don't know what the qualifications to being Vice President are but FOR ALL I KNOW SHE CHANGED THE RULES FOR THAT TOO!

Oh! HA! SHE'S MARRIED TO A FUCKING DOUCHE! HA! BUT WHAT ABOUT MARTH?!

She totally cheated on Marth.

"Sorry I jus waked up" he sad "Im reedy tho."

He walk up 2 me.

"U lok grate hunny" he kised me on the check (c how cani be a lesban if I hav a hubsand?).

Gay men have married woman to conceal their sexuality. Lesbian woman married men to conceal their sexuality.

Than suddanly I got bak sum mammaries frum the reel timlin b4 Oboma chaned it. Sarah Palen wan the 2012 Confedrat elecshan and Juston Beebur was her vise presadent. Also he was my hubbard.

"Hurry up we cant be lat 4 the inebriation!" Sarah Palon sed "Todds alredy wating in the car."

Ugh.

So Sarah Palen and Juston Beebur waked ot to the car I stayed a few secants with Lauren.

"Gud lok in Richmun" Lauren sed.

"Do u reely thank ill leve withot u. Cum on!" I sed. Lauren tok my han and I led her 2 the car. I got reedy 4 my new lif as the wif of the vise presadent.

OH MY GOD! SARA JUST SHUT UP ALL READY!

THE AND

When the lights came on, both Spades and M.C let out cries of joy, clinging to each other desperately. Spades was even crying at this point, it was over. Their trip through Hell was over.

"I thought we would never finish it!" M.C admitted as Spades buried her face into his shoulder, "It was so awful! The Civil War? Slavery? NINTENDO?"

Spades laughed through her tears, "But we're alive, somewhat less sane, but alive!"

They let go of each other, glaring at the screen with pure hatred.

"I think we know what to do now,"

"Already on it."

Spades flashed a less than sane smile and M.C put on a devious smirk as he pulled a matchbook out of his pocket and Spades transformed into her Demon Mode.

"Go wild," M.C told her.

That was all she needed to hear before she lunged at the screen with a cry that would put a banshee to shame. The screen was quickly ripped to shreds, but she didn't stop there. Grabbing chairs, she ripped them from their locations, throwing them at the walls, punching holes into the walls, tearing pits of the floor out. All in all, she was just destroying the room.

After a good five minutes, it looked like a mini tornado had gone through it.

Spades took her spot next to M.C, still in Demon Mode, as he took a match and brought it against the box. It was quickly lit and he dropped it on the fabric that had been the screen, watching with a proud smile as the fire formed and began spreading.

Walking away, he turned to Spades.

"So...want to get some ice cream?"

"Yeah," Spades said as she and him walked, "Ice cream would be good."

"Can't believe we got two stories done in one day."

"Pure determination, M.C. Pure determination."