A/N: Third request by gagboy… hmm…this would actually make an interesting new Bleach series…

P.S.: I will get my other fics continued, but for that I need to get an idea for the continuing…

Arrancar Files: The Case of the Missing Dog

It al had started on an usual looking Sunday morning. The Espada walked through the endless white halls in the direction of the meeting room. The other Arrancar who were also awake at this early hour went immediately out of they way bowing seeing that the Espada looked both tired and most of them were not in a good mode. Reaching the meeting room Zommari pushed with Grimmjow the double doors apart which opened easily to the push and entered, flopping down in they respective seats.

"Okey what the fuck was this waking service like fucking five in the morning." Nnoitra growled while resting his head in his right hand, Stark was already snoring on the table.

"I also hope for Aizen-sama that this is important." Grimmjow growled before yawning again, his hair was a mess, but he was to tired to care.

"Both of you keep quiet I'm sure that Aizen-sama has something important to tell us and that is the ground why he called us together." Ulquiorra said, but even his tone sounded tired and he had dark circles under his emerald eyes.

"Thank you…yawn… Ulquiorra, now if someone would be also so kind to tell me what that important thing is we are here for I would be rather thankful…" said suddenly a sleepy male voice from the head of the table.

Looking over to the side, except Stark and Barragan who were both sleeping, to spot Aizen crawling up from under the table looking tired and his hair looked like back in his days as a Captain. Yawning again Aizen finally sat on his chair looking at his Espada who were blinking at him.

"Aizen-sama…" they said in union.

"If you are here where are Foxy-face and our walking Justice Book?" Nnoitra asked after a while effectively stopping Aizen from dozing of in his chair and re-landing under the table.

Aizen didn't answer only pointed to his right. Every gaze followed the invisible line of the finger to the corner of the room where they spotted Tosen sleeping on the ground while Gin laid halfway on him. Well now that explained why they heard more then two people snoring. Turning back to look at Aizen each Espada exchanged confused glances. If it wasn't Aizen-sama who had called them here then who di…

…suddenly the double doors bust open and a rather angry looking Decima Espada stormed inside like an angry rhinoceros or Ilforte if he is faced with the color red.

"Where is he…" Yammy growled.

"Who is where?" Grimmjow asked.

"Where is he I warn you if I find out that one of you had hurt him is that Arrancar death…"

"Yammy who is missing…" Aizen growled suddenly, the guy could look frightening if tired.

"My puppy has disappeared!" Yammy finally bust out his anger turning in to worry while the sound of heads hitting the table filled the room, meanwhile were four people still snoring loudly and unbothered by the noises.

Five hours later after the seven Espada and Aizen attacked Yammy before making they way back in to they bedrooms to sleep was the Decima patched up and sitting in his domain staring at the photo about a little dog with a Hollow mask covering his head.

"Where could you be…" Yammy said to the photo, he saw no use to having a Fracción, but that little creature had grown to him.

He was still staring at the photo when there was suddenly a knock on the entrance of his domain. Looking at the door he let out a grunt that he gives permission to enter, it is highly dangerous to enter an Espadas domain without they permission. The door opened carefully and two people stepped inside. Looking over them Yammy saw that it were two of Barragan's Fracción the cat and the crab as he thought about them. Both Fracción stopped a few feet away from the Decima giving a little bow.

"What do you two want?" Yammy snapped, he really had no time to play around when his poor puppy could be somewhere alone and scared.

"Yammy-sama we are here to investigate in the case of your missing pet." Ggio said while Findor nodded.

"And how come?" he asked skeptically.

"Yammy-sama we can assure you that we are capable to take up on the case as detectives." Findor said.

"Then get moving you get the case bring me back my puppy." Yammy said finally, sighing after the two left. "And this is the ground why I mean that Fracción can get strange."

Back outside in the hall looked Findor down at his companion who was at the moment getting out a notice book and a magnifying glass.

"Are you sure that we can do this?" Findor asked while the other looked up at him grinning.

"Well you come up first with the idea and we had read through al detective novels in the library." Ggio said.

"Then lets start investigating, let us observe everyone here in Las Noches who had the most against Yammy-sama's dog." Findor said while pointing with his finger on the list Ggio had in his notice book, but then he saw the other going down the hall. "Hey Ggio wait for me."

The two were since a few hours walking through the halls with Findor in the front who thought that he had spotted some muddy foot paw prints seeing that the little creature had yesterday evening plaid in the experimental garden which was created in one of the larger rooms of the palace, where he got of course muddy. The two were so fixated on the little muddy prints that they failed to notice just where exactly they were heading in they search. Well Ggio figured it out when he looked up paling and started tapping Findor on the shoulder in a panicked way.

"Erm…Fi…Findor…I…I think we…we should g…go now…" he said hurriedly.

"Not now Ggio we are on a hot tail, strange I don't remember the halls being this steamy…Szayel Aporro-sama's labor must have exploded again thanks to Ilforte." Findor said as he suddenly bumped in to something or better someone.

Looking up confused Findor felt the blood leaving his face and looked behind him to see a panickaly nodding Ggio before turning back to his nightmare. Well he wouldn't exactly consider it as a nightmare, but only if you are not seen then now he stood in front of a murderous looking Tres Espada, her three Fracción, Privaron-Espada and Aizen-sama's two Fracción only clad in towels. Looking around the blonde suddenly noticed that while they followed the paw prints they accidentally walked inside the female part of the inside onsen.

This was bad…

…but at least they could investigate on they first suspect…

Szayel Aporro was currently in his lab putting away some books when there was a faint knocking on the door, walking up to it he pulled it open, but found the hall empty. He was already about to close the door again when a faint groan hit his ear. Looking down he spotted two blood masses on his poor white floor.

"Do I really want to know what happened exactly?" the Octava said with his hands on his hips and shaking his head before looking to his left "Lumina, Verona get these two in to the operations room I will need to fix some internal bleedings and broken bones and…ugh I will need to shew back something so I will need anesthetics in a big amount." he said the last part flinching.

Like five hours later were both Findor and Ggio as good as new and Ggio had time, while Szayel was stitching an important part of Findor back, and looked around in the frightening labor. Everyone knew that the Octava was angry at the little dog because he caused the latest explosion of the lab two months ago. He had found many frightening things and some about which he really DIDN'T NEED to know, but no sign of anything remotely similar to a dog. Finally getting out he informed Findor that they can get to the next suspect, but when Findor looked down at the list he groaned…

Second suspect: Quinta Espada Nnoitra Jiruga…

…damn that will hurt if he finds out about them, in other words will Tesla need to get they remains back to the Octava for a new round of medical treatment.

Walking or better sneaking through the Quinta's domain both thought that they were walking around in some sort of a dark dungeon combined with fighting arenas. The only decorations were only there because as Nnoitra's Fracción lived Tesla also here and Neliel also helped in back then by the decoration. Strangely the Quinta hadn't thrown these things out. Both felt extremely uneasy and didn't understand why Tesla loved it here so much. The two were at the moment passing a wall filled with different types of swords and other sharp weapons when there was a sound.

"Shit the two are back what the Hell should we do? Nnoitra-sama will skin us alive." Findor said in panic, he was to great to be murdered by the violent Espada.

"I have an idea." Ggio said as he pulled out his zanpakuto and took up his releasing pose "Bite Off Tigre Estoque" he whispered.

Nnoitra was stroding angrily through the halls of his domain with Tesla running behind him to keep up with the taller man. Tesla knew that that when his master looked this angry then it was not wise talking to him even if he wished to calm the other. Ground for the Espada's anger was that the Decima had encountered them while training, his Master hated such things, and accused them for taking his dog. This ended in a rather hard fight which was stopped by Aizen-sama who had ordered a furious looking Octava to stop them. Well getting your spiral cord broken in to half was a good method, thankfully did the Octava only do such things to others which he could heal later.

"That good for nothing brainless idiot…" Nnoitra growled in anger, his hand gripping the hilt of Santa-Teresa.

"Nnoitra-sama please calm down Yammy-sama is at the moment not knowing what he does, we can continue sparring." Tesla offered he knew that a good hand to hand sparring was always calming for his Master even more then fighting with a weapon.

"Did that dipshit ever know what he does?" Nnoitra said with a groan, but then looked back at his Fracción with a twisted grin on his lips. "But I will accept that sparring offer Tesla I put Santa-Teresa away and we can go."

"Hai Nnoitra-sama." Tesla replied smiling, an angry Quinta would have been to dangerous for whole Las Noches so it was his duty to calm his Espada.

The two left after like twenty minutes the Domain and the door fell shut again.

"Damn…that was close…" Findor said while letting out a relieved sigh.

"Yes and Findor…I really hope that it is Pinza Aguda I feel…and stop groping my chest." Ggio growled as he was clinging with his hands/paws to the ceiling while Findor was clinging to him.

"You should concentrate on holding up the…AAAAHHHH!!!" thump, crash…both had crashed down at the hard ground. "Ugh…my back…Ggio get down."

"Ugh…next time you come up with a plan, but it looks like that if the dog is not here…ah…my poor back…" Ggio groaned while fishing out his note book to look for the next name before groaning.

"What is it…who is next?" Findor asked.

"Grimmjow-sama…"

"That will at least be easy." Findor said.

"Yes, but after him comes Aizen-sama because of that burying the Hogyoku case." Ggio said and now Findor also groaned when he remembered that scene. Aizen-sama needed to be held back by Tosen-sama, Ulquiorra-sama, Grimmjow-sama and Nnoitra-sama till Szayel Aporro-sama could inject him with a rather high concentrated morphine to get him calmed before he has a seizure and kills beside that most of the weaker Arrancar while Yammy-sama tried to hide behind Stark-sama which looked rather pathetic in the option of many.

As guessed was clearing the Sexta from the list rather easy seeing that said Espada was with al his Fracción, minus one who had other things to attend, on a mission to find powerful Menos to become new Arrancar so his Domain was empty. Aizen-sama was a harder case and in his room stumbled both over some things about which they really DIDN'T need to know. After this was it sure that they could never look at the man in the same way again and that photo about a Shinigami in a Captain's haori and long blonde hair which was stuck to the back of the door and full with darts was somewhat disturbing. After finding no clue about the missing dog both made they way to the quarters of they last suspect on the list…

Fifth suspect: Ichimaru Gin A.K.A. Fox Faced Bastard

Both Arrancar had an ominous feeling when entering the room. They needed already ten minutes to open the door and walked inside. They weren't even in there for more then three minutes when the door bust open again.

"AIZEN-SAMA! SZAYEL APORRO-SAMA!" both screamed in panic as they run out of the room.

In the same time was Szayel lecturing Aizen who sat with bare chest on the research table, both his stomach and right shoulder were freshly bandaged. Behind him laid dear while Ilforte with his hands on his chest, a wet cloth covering his eyes.

"Really Aizen-sama from al the people here in Las Noches should you know the best that it is highly dangerous to wear something RED if there is a chance that you met MY BROTHER." Szayel growled at the brunette who didn't dare to say a word. The Octava just like Captain Unohana had something frightening on them if they deled with the idiocy of they patients.

"Ugh…Szayel can you please give me some painkillers, my head feels like as if it would bust…" Ilforte groaned in pain while his brother was now staring at an roentgen picture.

"No wonder the only ground why you didn't crack your skull was because the fact that you are a tick head and that you usually activate your zanpakuto in your control lost state." Szayel said while putting the pictures away "Lumina bring me please some painkillers."

"Hai Szayel Aporro-sama." Lumina replied happily.

"At least am I re…" but then suddenly the door bust open.

"AIZEN-SAMA! SZAYEL APORRO-SAMA!" and suddenly were both men tackled to the ground by a panicked Ggio and Findor.

"…I will not say anything…" Szayel commented while Ilforte sat up and pulled the clot up on his right eyes while staring confused at the scene.

Two hours of calming talk and medicals later were both Findor and Ggio walking through the halls looking lost. They went through everyone who had a problem with the little creature, but they were each clear. Then who could have done it? The answer started dawning on them when they decided to go in to the large kitchen to finally get something to eat. Up on entering the kitchen, which was one of the most colorful rooms in the main part of the palace which was normally white everywhere, they spotted Niggre looking around in the cupboard containing the dog food.

"Niggre what are you doing with that dog food?" Findor asked in a suspicious tone as both stepped out from behind the door.

"What…erm I was hungry." Niggre replied nervously.

"Sure." both replied with raised eyebrows.

"Ye…yes you don't know how nice this thing tastes." he replied before taking a large spoon of the smashed flesh and ate from it. "See…it delicious."

"Urgh…"

"Ewww…"

After deciding that they fellow Fracción acted suspicious they decided to skip eating and to take up they investigations again. The two decided to keep a close eye on him till they get a confession. The two meant it literally then in the upcoming four day could Niggre go nowhere to not stumble in to those two. He found them sitting in his closet, listening at his bedchamber door, hanging down his ceiling, sitting between his laundry with gas masks, but the most worse was when they come up with snorgless in THE WATER OF THE BATHTUB HE WAS BATHING IN! And you really don't want to find your collegues under your bed…

…it happened after the tenth time in three days that Niggre had enough of his two stalkers and stood now facing them in his bedroom.

"Alright, alright fuck I confess I have that damned mut! Just leave me finally alone!" the Arrancar yelled while the two opposite to him exchanged knowing glances, they didn1t need to tell that they started also having enough…whole Las Noches started to fill with rumors about the two of them having an intimate relationship.

"Well then hand him over." Findor stated in a serious tone.

"Alright, damn you two annoying pests." He growled while lifting the remains of his mask which resembled a helmet and lifted it revealing the little dog who barked happily. "Take him…"

Findor took the little creature and handed him to Ggio, now that they had him there was only one thing to be solved.

"Why did you kidnap him?" Findor asked while they stood by the door.

"Why? Why? Because the damned mut stuffed al the cookies in him when there were some made and I could never get one. Do you think it is fun to bake nearly al day only for the fact that your work gets eaten by THAT!" Niggre growled while pointing at the little creature in Ggio's arms who was together with Findor staring blinking at the other.

"You are joking right?" Ggio asked in a shocked tone.

"Do I look like someone who is joking." Niggre replied while folding his arms in front of his chest.

"Okey." at this turned both Ggio and Niggre in Findor's direction blinking.

"Ehh…"

"I said okey, the next time we will bring cookies for your fucking ass." he growled before pulling a still blinking Ggio out of the room they still needed to get the dog back to his owner, but at least they solved this case finally.

Owari