Ed the Computer Technician
Ed: So? What's wrong with your computer?
Client: I don't know? It doesnt' work.
Ed: (Turns on computer) Yeah it does stupid!
Client: I meant that it does weird stuff.
Ed: Care to explain.
Client: Well it started acting really funny, so I turned it off. Then I took it apart and put it back together.
Ed: "Acting really funny" isn't very descriptive at all.
Client: ...
Ed: (logs in as user) Let me check your internet conn- (thousands of popups appear on the moniter) Holy!
Client: ...that's what it does...
Ed: I guess I'll have to run a virus scan. (Looks under program files) You don't have any virus protection of any kind on this computer?! At all?! What are you some kind of super-idiot?!
Client: ...
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Ed: (After installing AVG) Okay so now I'll run a scan. (after 5 minutes) Whoa! You have 357 trojan viruses!
Client: trojan *snicker*...
Ed: Stupid little pervert. What were you doing on the internet?!
Client: ...watching porn...
Ed: Watching porn?! You sicken me! (Ed kills the man) ...Oops...Oh well, may as well take his wallet.