Episode 37

"Hello everyone!" Yurick waved at the camera. "Good to see you all again!" He then grimaced. "And…uh…sorry we didn't put up something until now…"

Therius smiled as he looked to the camera. "We've all been really busy, but we're glad to finally get this ready." He then grimaced. "Unfortunately, just before we started shooting this episode, General Asthar got sick…"

"Then Count Arganan…" Yurick managed.

"Then Dagran."

"Emily, too."

"Even Zesha, Zepha and Jirall got sick!"

"Same goes for Mystical Authoress herself!"

"And Zangurak!"

Both the fire mage and white knight looked to each other sheepishly before Yurick looked to the camera again.

"We still do have Syrenne, Lowell, Zael, Calista Mirania and baby Martel, but…yeah, we have a smaller amount of people today…."

"NEVER FEAR!" Mystical rushed in, waving jazz hands. "I'm here!"

Everyoen else turned, staring. "WHAT!?"

"INCONCEIVABLE!"

"I don't think that's how you use that word!"

"H-how…" Yurick stared at her. "How is this possible? You're sick!"

Mystical shrugged. "I'm an author. Anything is possible, including getting better from being sick!"

Therius looked to Mystical, clearly suspicious. "…Alright, then…"

Q and A

xXGirlGamerXx

Okay, hopefully I can come up with something this time...

Dares: If you haven't already, react to Boku no Pico? (If it makes you uncomfortable, you don't have to.)

"What's Boku no Pico…?" Mirania began searching it up on the laptop as Lowell and Syrenne exchanged weird looks.

"I feel like Martel shouldn't be watching this. Um…" Lowell looked to Syrenne. "I can look after her while the rest of you watch."

"I can look after her and you can watch." Syrenne suggested, a slow grin coming across her face as Lowell blanched.

"Maybe," Therius cut in, "Both of you shouldn't watch this and we can tell you the details later?"

Both the ice mage and double-swordwoman looked to Therius. "Okay."

Disclaimer: The following are the reactions of Mirania, Therius, Zael, Calista and Yurick to watching Boku no Pico. No footage of the actual anime will be shown due to the mature content of it, and instead voiceovers of their reactions are heard. It should also be noted that the author and anyone else in the show does not own the anime.

"WHAT THE HELL!?"

"WHY ARE THEIR CLOTHES RANDOMLY BLOWING OFF!?"

"Wh-what is going on…?"

"H-how do people…how do we…how do people come up with this!?"

"I have no clue!"

"I-I don't think I can look!"

"WHAT ARE THEY DOING?"

"MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN!"

As Syrenne and Lowell walked back into the room with a sleeping baby Martel in tow, they saw that the tv was essentially smashed.

Syrenne stared, looking to Therius who was wiped out on the floor. "Wh-what happened!? What did you watch…?"

"The weirdest anime that I've ever seen in my life." Yurick managed.

Mirania was grimacing, covering her eyes with both hands. "I-I don't think I'll have much of an appetite for a while…."

Do impersonations of each other.

"AAaaaagghhh!"Lowell was pretending to look terrified. "A g-g-g-hoooostt!"

Yurick glared at Lowell as baby Martel laughed and clapped her little hands. "I did not act like that in the Haunted House!"

"You peed your pants." Syrenne managed, chuckling. "How could you not be scared?"

Play against each other in MarioKart and the five losers have to do some sort of punishment (I'll let you decide).

"Hmmm." Lowell looked to the now awake Martel, and then up at Therius. "Do you think Martel might be able to play?"

"A baby playing Mario Kart?" Therius repeated. "…Is Martel even big enough to hold a controller?"

"I don't know…"

Mirania passed Martel a videogame controller, but it soon became apparent that no, Martel's hands were just far too tiny to pick it up, let alone grab one.

Syrenne giggled at baby Martel's efforts to lift it. "Looks like you and Mommy can be a team, Martel!"

Lowell chuckled, looking to Syrenne and their daughter, who was babbling wordlessly but happily at the suggestion. "Aww…cute…"

Syrenne blushed, giving him a brief glare. "Oh, shush!"

Disclaimer: We would have put footage of everyone playing Mario Kart in here, but due to the fear of copyright matters and such, we cannot. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

"I won?" Nearly all the rest of the players glared at Therius, who was currently staring at the screen dumbfounded. "How…?"

"I think it's because everyone kept destroying each other." Yurick managed, sighing. "The only time you used the items you got was when they were speed boosts."

"And then you unleashed that shell on me before me and Martel could win!" Syrenne glared extra hard at the white knight, who gave a sheepish chuckle.

"My apologies, I suppose…"

"Guys," Mystical managed as she put down her game controller, "It's just a game!"

"But now he can make us do whatever he wants." Lowell managed. "Within reason, right?"

"Uh, yeah. Within reason."

"Uh…" Therius had to think really hard, shutting his eyes, before opening them. "Uh…do the Carmelldansen?"

Immediately the music for the Carmelldansen came on, and baby Martel giggled as the others placed the hands above their heads and started swaying side to side with the beat of the music. At first they seemed a little annoyed, but then eventually they burst into laughter at how ridiculous it all is. Even Therius couldn't help but crack a grin as he saw Yurick smile.

Questions: I'm really shy when it comes to new people and I'm moving. How do I make friends?

"Ooh, this question…" Yurick had to think. "Honestly, I'm the worst person to come to for advice regarding making friends, so that's probably up Syrenne and Lowell's alley…"

"I know." Therius sighed. "I'm the same. Honestly, I find it a miracle Yurick and I are together."

"It's easy to make friends!" Lowell beamed at the camera. "Like my father always said, if you meet a beautiful woman, you have to flirt with her!"

"Dummy!" Syrenne punched him in the arm, giving him a look. "She's not looking to flirt with people, she wants to make friends!"

Lowell flinched, rubbing his arm where she'd punched him and praying it didn't bruise. "O-oh, yeah…"

"Um…" Mirania looked to Martel, who was playing with blocks at the moment, and then up at the camera. "Join a club that you're interested in. It's easy to get along with people that have similar interests to yours…"

Mystical looked to baby Martel, offering Martel a block. The little girl giggled as she happily accepted it, and then Mystical looked to the camera. "Ah, honestly I'm not that great at advice regarding this, either. Besides what Therius just said, be nice to people. And try to look where you're going, because running into them is probably a bad idea."

Syrenne blinked, looking to Mystical. "…That's very specific…"

Mystical awkwardly looked down. "Don't ask…"

Mikune

Wow! You guys are... ADORABLE! Congrats on the baby, Syrenne and Lowell! You two are the perfect couple. By the way, I've got some ideas for some things to check out...

Gravity Falls, Homestuck, and Tales of Symphonia! (By the way, Lowell and Syrenne, there's a character who shares your baby's name in Tales of Symphonia!)

Syrenne chuckled at that, grinning. "Thanks for the congrats, Mikune! We'll make sure to check out Symphonia sometime!"

Mythic, you're AMAZING! I wish I could meet all of you guys!

Mystical grinned, waving. "Thanks! We appreciate it a lot!"

Oh, and as for dares...

Everyone blanched the mention of dares.

Zangurak: I dare you to go to anger management classes for a whole week! And violence is NOT allowed!

"Uh…Zangurak?" Mystical looked around. "Oh yeah, he's sick! We'll try to get footage in for this for next episode!"

Calista: Romantic movie night with Zael!

Calista blushed. "Actually, Zael and I already had one. Thing is, we forgot to bring the camera along, hence why we don't have any footage."

"Oh, really?" Yurick looked to her. "Which one did you see?"

"…We saw La-La Land, and then watched the live-action Beauty and the Beast." Calista chuckled a bit. "I think we both liked Beauty and the Beast a bit better…"

"Did you two share a kiss while watching?" Syrenne teased. Both Zael and Calista blushed.

"M-maybe…"

Mirania: Drink coffee. I dread what I will create.

That's about it...

Lowell handed Mirania a frappuccino. "Go wild."

Mirania giggled, beginning to take a few sips as everyone looked to Lowell in horror.

"A-are you sure you want to do that..?" Yurick started.

Lowell blinked. "What? What's the worst that can happen?"

TEN MINUTES LATER….

"Fooooooodddd!"

Mirania was running around, hunting for food. Yurick, Therius, and everyone else stayed out of the way as she began to devour what appeared to be the tenth red velvet cake in a row.

"…Miss Mirania is…" Therius' jaw dropped a bit. "Yurick…is she normally this terrifying when she eats?"

"No." Yurick whispered. "Not usually."

Lowell stared in horror. "What monster have I unleashed?"

Calista grimaced. "Someone that can rival a pink puffball that can eat a ton. That's what."

Conclusion

"Thank you all for watching!" Mystical waved at the screen. "I'll try to get an episode up sooner than this!"

"How soon are you going to ever get these episodes up?" Syrenne asked, looking to her with a half-glare. "What's takin' you so long nowadays!?"

"Uh…" A sheepish grin formed on Mystical's face, "I've been kind of occupied writing for another fandom. I do have plans to write more for this fandom and this show in the future. Speaking of said other fandom," A soft 'hm' escaped her, "Maybe I can get you guys to meet them sometime. I just need to figure out how."

"Really?" Zael looked to her, eyes wide. "That…that would be amazing!"

"Yes!" Yurick grinned. "We'd be happy to meet them."

"Great! I'll go chat with them about this!" Mystical teleported out of the room, disappearing from sight on camera, and Therius looked to the camera, waving a little.

"Hopefully we'll get an episode up a lot sooner, and thank you all for watching! We'll see you next episode!"

Author note: I sincerely apologize for the long delay of posting this new chapter/episode! I've been incredibly occupied with writing for the Bravely Default fandom, but I do have plans to return to this one and write more for it in the future! I thank you all for your patience, and I hope to upload the next chapter in a nearer future!

Also as a disclaimer, I don't own Mario Kart, the Carmelldansen, La-La Land, Beauty and the Beast, Boku No Pico, or The Last Story or its characters.