Bet You Didn't Know

by BlackLynx17

So everyone knows that Igneel found and raised Natsu for seven years before leaving him, but does everyone know that during those seven years Igneel found another child? Realizing that she was alone and abandoned Igneel decided to take her home with him as Natsu's... why don't you read and find out? Bet you didn't know a lot of things before reading this story.

36. Dragon's Story

BlackLynx17: Thank you Tears To Tiara.

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Here is today's useless fact.

Bet you didn't know that you can't hum while holding your nose closed.

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Dragon's Story

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, a big, strong, muscular dragon who only looked mean, but was actually very nice-

Hehehehe.

And a prince.

No! There were two dragons!

You're not a dragon, you're a prince! See!

No! I'm a dragon! DRA-GON!

Just let him be a dragon daughter-

FINE! Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess with long, beautiful, blonde hair that looked like the sun setting who wore a dress made out of the finest gold material with the brightest blue, no darkest blue eyes that anyone has ever seen in the world. There was also a big, muscular, red- ruby red dragon as tall as a mountain who loved and watched over the beautiful princess, and then there was this other stupid dragon that doesn't really matter-

WRONG! There was this amazing, powerful, strong, fire breathing, super awesome, cool, cooler, coolest looking dragon that was so much better looking than the other dragon that-

Let's not get carried away, we're ruining the story. Anyways so there was a girl, a dragon and a boy who wished he was a dragon.

AM A DRAG-

Anyways! They lived together in this awesome purple tower!

I want the tower to be red.

"That's too bad Natsu, I have the crayons so I'm coloring our tower purple!" Lucy said holding up the box of crayons.

"No fair! I'm helping you draw, the tower should be red!" Natsu yelled.

"Can't we come to an agreement and get back to the story?" Igneel asked.

Fine, whatever. It was a purple red tower.

Sweet.

And it was lovely, and cool looking so the kid dragon won't complain.

KING DRAGO-

Anyways, no wait. That was actually a good idea. The dragon that guarded and protected the princess and other dragon was the King of All Dragons! King Draco was his name and all feared his iron roar!

And his fiery breath!

And his killer claws!

That's enough now, King Draco was a nice king who never used his powers when he didn't have to.

Alright, so one day King Draco got sick and all of his subjects couldn't help him because he couldn't talk and the princess and the other dragon couldn't speak dragonese.

That's stupid, if I was a dragon I'd be able to speak dragonese.

Stop arguing! So it was up to the princess and the other dragon to find a spell to cure the King of All Dragons.

Turns out though that King Draco ate some bad lamb and had a stomach ache, that's all.

Hehehehe.

Hahahahaha.

Very funny, so King Draco left trying to find his children to tell them they didn't have to look for a spell and found them locked up in a dungeon by evil wizard monsters!

Cool!

Go on!

Oh, well, so it was up to King Draco to save them, but he wasn't strong enough.

That's not true, King Draco was just tricking them.

That's right, and as soon as the wizard monsters but their guards down, WHACK WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK! He defeats a wizard monster!

WHACK! WHACK!

HOW MANY WIZARD MONSTERS DOES HE DEFEAT?!

...

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WHACK! WHACK! HE DEFEATS A WIZARD MONSTER!

THEN HE TAKES HIS CHILDREN HOME SAFELY AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

"No! King Draco still has many wizard monsters to beat up! See!" Lucy said holding up her papers with wizard monsters on it.

"Yeah, these wizard monsters have horns and funny hats!" Natsu said holding up his drawing.

"Whack, whack, he defeats a wizard monster." Lucy mumbled drawing King Draco kicking a wizard monster in the head.

"Whack, whack, he defeats a wizard monster." Natsu repeated drawing King Draco breathing fire on a wizard monster.

Igneel rolled his eyes, "this story is getting nowhere. The children are safe, they are back in the tower, happy ending." He told them.

"But we haven't shown King Draco's true strength yet." Natsu said.

"Yeah, just let him defeat a few more wizard monsters then we can end the story.

In the end Natsu and Lucy ran out of paper and had to draw their happy ending on the back of Natsu's homework. King Draco saved his loyal subjects and the three of them flew into the sunset.

I wanna fly off a cliff.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FLY OFF A CLIFF?!

Why a sunset?

Because sunsets are pretty!

Cliffs could be pretty.

Cliffs could NOT be PRETTY!

What if there was a sunset at the bottom of them cliff?

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UGH! KING DRACO AND HIS CHILDREN FLEW BACK HOME! NO SUNSET! NO OFF A CLIFF! HOME! THAT'S IT! END! LET'S GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!

That is, UNTIL THE WIZARD MONSTERS FOLLOWED THEM HOME!

WHACK! WHACK! HE DEFEATS A WIZARD MONSTER!

WHACK! WHACK! HE DEFEATS A WIZARD MONSTER!

WHACK! WHACK! HE DEFEATS A WIZARD MONSTER!

WHACK! WHACK! HE DEFEATS A WIZARD MONSTER!

ROAR! ROAR! I'M ABOUT TO EAT MY CHILDREN!

RUN! RUN! HIS CHILDREN RUN AWAY!

Igneel snorted, "whack, whack. I crunch, crunch or burn, burn. How can a claw and fangs whack?"