Caesar: So. Where are you from? Would you like me to take your picture by the fountain?
Caesar suavely asked a cute young lady while Joseph continues to play with pigeons.
Joseph: The birds in this country are sweet and friendly! Can't say the men aren't ASSHOLES though.
Speedwagon: JoJo, the sign says don't feed the- ughh... Nevermind.
RWBY chuckled at the conflicting personalities these two display. Compared to William and Jonathan's mentor-student bond, these two will have the opposite of that. Speedwagon whined how they need to get along.
Caesar asked to be excused as flashbacks of William's gruesome death at the hands of the mighty retard Tarkus appeared briefly.
Caesar: My brave grandfather tragically died 50 years ago pursuing the mask. Starting the noble tradition of the Zeppeli family. My father took up his torch and continued the hunt. Us italians have the strongest family bond of any race, OUR PROUD TRADITION IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST.
Meanwhile, Joseph is there playing with his bird. (Please don't take it out of context)
Caesar: And what about that moron?! You told me he had no idea about his roots until recently! What an irresponsible individual!
"Hey, that's not fair! Erina kept everything from Joseph to protect him! You don't know shit!" Yang said. "I... Actually agree with you on this one." Blake said.
Joseph: Oi! I'd watch what I'd say if I-
Speedwagon: Hold it, JoJo. Caesar, I kept everything from him!
Caesar: Even so. I heard he won against Straizo and one of the Pillar Men so I was interested to see if he's good. But after his immature actions inside that restaurant, his hamon is shit! Those two wins must have been a pair of flukes.
"Well, he didn't rely on hamon alone, he used his mind and wits!" Blake defended, kind of mad at how judgemental the salad is. Weiss' eye twitched, she remembered her pompous little brother.
Speedwagon tried to reason that Joseph wasn't formally trained but Joseph already stood up ready to knock him down.
Joseph: Well if you doubt my ability, then why don't you come here and see for yourself?
Caesar: I don't have to. Your hamon won't even be able to beat this lady.
Joseph: Pffft. Weird flex but okay, your hamon won't even be able to beat a pigeon!
And so, Caesar initiated the fight by kissing the lady. "What the..."
Joseph tensed up and looked around and met eyes with Speedwagon. "Bahahaha! Don't tell me you're gonna kiss your grunkle?" Ruby wheezed as WB laughed. Yang however "Me! Me! I volunteer! Kiss me, Joseph Joestar!"
Joseph: Now you're just taunting me!
Joseph charged towards shiza chan but the girl suddenly strangled him. Joseph said how Caesar gave her a hamon kiss and that her strength is inhuman.
"Pffft. That's just bull." Yang chuckled at the technique. "Hamon is pretty versatile but that is just... Stupid." Blake adds. Weiss scoffed while Ruby giggled.
Caesar: I'll say it again. Your hamon won't even be able to beat that lady.
Speedwagon meanwhile, is afraid. Caesar might get pissed and go home without telling them where the next pillar is while Joseph is getting choked like a sub in a BDSM flick.
The old man monologued how he should not stop them, because if Joseph lost to this guy, then he wasn't up for the job in the first place. RWBY were at the edge of their seats, what is Joseph going to do now? Joseph broke free from the choke but got punched in the face that sent him to the fountain.
Caesar: What did I just say? My grandfather only died because yours got in his way! I will never accept anyone from your bloodline!
"WHAT." RWBY became furious. "You don't know shit! William used his own death to Jonathan's advantage! A death that has already been foretold!" Yang screamed. "Their bond is like that of a father and son! He died making sure Jonathan will carry his torch! How dare you!" Weiss adds. Ruby and Blake glared at the screen silently.
Speedwagon, hearing someone dis his bestfriend, gets mad.
Speedwagon: That is enough, Caesar!
Joseph: Y-You motherfucker... You couldn't just leave it at me, you just had to bring up my late gramps!
Caesar leapt in to the air incredibly high and clasped his hands, as he slowly seperated them, a large amount of bubbles appear. He boasted how this is the perfect technique to kill the Pillar Men.
"Pffft. Bubbles?" Ruby wheezed.
Caesar: My gloves and clothes were covered in a special soap mixture, time to send you back to New York! BUBBLE LAUNCHER!
Numerous bubbles shot towards Joseph as it punched him in the face and launched him to the air.
"OH SHIT." Yang cussed. "What the..." Blake drifted off.
The bubbles around him combined as the JoJo was stuck inside a giant bubble. "Is there anything hamon can't do?!" Weiss whined.
Caesar said that he was impressed that Joseph wasn't knocked the fuck out, but his breathing is ragged so he'd be there for a long time. The Casanova went to the girl as Joseph smirked.
RWBY knew it can only mean one thing.
Joseph: Now this fucker is gonna say: Signorina, let me lift my hamon spell.
Caesar said the exact same thing and went in for a kiss... Only to eat a pigeon that came out of the woman's mouth.
RWBY bursted out in laughter.
Joseph: Haha! Eat a dick! I put that pigeon in her while she choked me, I'll say it again, you can't even beat a pigeon!
Speedwagon: Good grief.
"Hahaha, that's... That's just perfect!" Ruby wiped a tear from her eye. "Serves him right. You can't just say stuff like that without knowing facts." Weiss crossed her arms.
The scene cuts inside a hotel as Caesar, wearing a very short crop top that only covered his pecs, walk to a table in front of Joseph. Blake and Weiss can't pry their eyes away from his six pack.
Caesar leapt high to the air, crossed his legs, then landed on a chair perfectly. "Ahaha, what the hell is that?" Yang snickered.
Joseph: What the? Who does this asshole think he is? He really pisses me off. If I had a technique like that Bubble Launcher, he wouldn't be so smug. But working for it is just hard work! I'll just kick his ass in this card game.
Joseph turned and tried to deal the cards. Caesar told him to deal properly. The Joestar said he had no idea what he's talking abo- only to have his hand grabbed and shook. Cards come pouring out of his sleeves.
"Pffft. I knew he would do something like that." Blake chuckled. "Never change, JoJo, never change." Yang shook his head.
Caesar: I knew you couldn't beat me without cheating.
Joseph: Oh yeah? Then what the fuck is this mirror doing on your shoe?
Caesar: I-I..!
RWBY laughed once more. They guessed they were more similar than they thought. "Maybe he uses them to look up women's skirts." Yang chuckled.
But before the two could fistfight, Speedwagon asked him what the fuck are they waiting for. "Oh yeah... I thought they're gonna search for that pillar..." Ruby mumbled.
Caesar: We are waiting for... This!
And right on cue, a loud tire screeching was heard from outside as they looked out the window.
Joseph: Oh a nazi!
"Who's that guy?" Yang asked. "Probably a chaffeur that will bring them to the site?" Blake guessed.
The friendly looking man gave an OK hand sign. "Wait. Is he a soldier? He looks too innocent." Weiss asked out loud.
Joseph: Oh right... Italy and Germany were part of the axis power.
The scene changed to the site as they saw the pillar with posing manly men. "That's... Them, huh?" Ruby gulped. "I'm getting goosebumps." Weiss shivered. On top of Wamuu's forehead where his horn was supposed to be is a hole...
As the 4 entered the car...
Caesar: I think you two already knew about Mussolini and Hitler's alliance. But even if you are Englishmen, you are allowed to see the Pillar Men. You can thank my efforts, JoJo.
He reached for Joseph's hair in the backseat and ruffled it, Joseph glared at him but decided to just let it go.
Mark: Herr Speedwagon, we have alot of questions for you, but I hope we can get along well to fight against the Pillar Men.
RWBY smiled. They figured that their countries are enemies, but they will band together to fight against a common enemy. Caesar sneakily grabbed a locket that had a picture of a beautiful woman with long brown hair. He asked his bestfriend how his girlfriend is doing.
Mark blushed shyly.
Mark: A-Actually, we're...
Caesar: Eh? Come on, don't be shy, spit it out.
Mark: Getting married next week.
"Aww that's wonderful!" Weiss cooed. "See girls, THAT is romantic. Not those stupid Caesar pickup lines earlier." Yang snapped her fingers with a smile. "Good for him." Ruby smiled softly.
Caesar: Mamma mia! You see guys, I was his wingman when he picked her up, ain't that right?
Mark chuckled and snuggled on the wheel like a lovestruck school girl, causing the car to go rowdy.
Joseph: Oi! Eyes on the road!
Caesar: Huh? By the way, do you have a girlfriend, JoJo? Actually don't answer that, no girl would fall for you! Ahaha!
"What, really? I figured he'd be a ladies man." Ruby asked. "He is hot sure... But he is too obnoxious, Ruby." Blake explained. "Yeah. He'd be better off as a bestfriend than a lover with that attitude." Weiss adds.
"Pfft. I wouldn't mind being his first..." Yang whispered to herself with a blush.
Underground, the nazis surrounded the pillar with UV lights.
Agent: Stroheim and his team's death is a lesson that this is not a laughing matter.
"What are they doing? Couldn't they just wait for Joseph and Caesar?" Blake asked, she can sense something is about to go horribly wrong.
The soldier near Wamuu noticed the hole in his forehead and opted to investigate. "Wait. If Santana can't move due to the lights and these guys are the same..." Weiss gasped "STOP COVERING HIM WITH YOUR SHADOW!"
Soldier: I can't see anything.
Soldier 2: Take a closer look.
And so he did and he heard a noise coming closer and closer... Suddenly Wamuu's horn popped out and impaled his head like a dick with viagra.
"OH MY GOD!" Yang screamed but they all fell silent as the agent yelled something that sent chills up their spines.
Agent: HE'S AWAKE!
"AYAYAYAYYYYYYY!" Awaken plays as the girls were speechless. 1. Shit is about to go down. 2. This OST is fucking awesome.
As everyone panicked, the square faced Pillar Man aimed his horn to the soldiers as it drilled them. RWBY almost gagged as he covered the lamps with blood and brain matter.
He retracted his horn and...
WAMUU EMERGED POSING FABULOUSLY.
AYAYAYYYYYY.