Chapter 37- Sasuke

10 Minutes Later at Kakashi's House…

"Hmph, so the dobe is finally getting married, huh?" Sasuke said, making his self comfortable on Kakashi's cozy couch. "I can't believe she didn't grow out of liking that idiot already. And you're getting married to Kurenai? That's funny."

Kakashi raised his eyebrow. "Why is that so funny?" He asked.

"The last time I saw you, the last thing you were thinking about was some woman."

"She's not just 'some woman', I love her." He emphasized, and then nodded towards Sakura. "Don't you love Sakura?" He teased.

Sasuke frowned. "Are you kidding me?"

Sakura didn't take too kindly to that 'are-you-nuts' look on his face. "What are you trying to say, Sasuke!?" She stood up and got in his face. (Even though she wasn't really mad)

Sasuke didn't say anything, which only frustrated her more.

Kakashi noticed this. She gets more and more like Tsunade-sama everyday he thought. "Hey, Sasuke, does Naruto know you're back?"

Sasuke shook his head. "No, I managed to sneak into Konoha without being spotted by that dobe, can you believe that?"

"Maybe Naruto was at Hinata's house." Sasuke suggested. "But don't you want to see him?"

Sasuke sighed. "I'll see the dobe later. I don't feel like hearing his excessive screaming right now."

"I know what you mean," Kakashi agreed. "But he'd still be pretty happy to see you."

Sasuke nodded in agreement. "Hopefully, he won't punch me in the face." He said, giving Sakura a look.

She smiled innocently. "Whoops…"

Tsunade's Office…

Tsunade was handling her paperwork (for once), when Shizune exploded into her office.

"Tsunade-sama!" She exclaimed. "Guess what just happened!"

Tsunade sighed. "Was it something…unexpected?"

"Well…sort of."

"Did it have something to do with you and Yamato-san?"

"Yes."

"Let me guess, the two of you are getting married?" She assumed.

"Not quiet…but I wish."

"You two had sex last night."

"I really wish, but no."

"I give up."

"Anko agreed to write a book about me and Yamato-kun! Isn't that great!!?"

Tsunade rubbed her chin. "What type of book?" If it was one of Anko's usually porno type books, she'd definitely be buying it once it came out.

Shizune's smile faded. "Oh gosh…I forgot to ask…what type of books does she usually write?"

Tsunade almost didn't want to answer. She was a little afraid of what she'd say if she told her Anko was planning to write a "porno" based on her and Yamato.

So, Tsunade did the smart thing. "Oh, Anko primarily writes children's books." She replied.

Shizune frowned. "But I thought she wrote some pretty graphic books about her and Iruka having sex…"

Tsunade shook her head and continued her work.

Kakashi's House…

Sasuke and Sakura had left and Kakashi was still reading his book.

It was pretty informative. It suggested that he take Kurenai to some nice fancy restaurant and propose after they ate.

It didn't seem like a bad idea, but it was too traditional. He wanted to do something that was a bit more…unexpected and spontaneous.

He decided to drop it and think about it again tomorrow.

11:32 That Night…

Sakura had finally gotten what she wanted. Sasuke was back!! (Yay!! I guess…) It was a long time coming.

He sat on the other side of her bed, half-naked and soaked in sweat.

"Don't tell anybody about this," He told her. "That means don't go bragging about this to Ino, got that?"

Sakura nodded. "Alright…I guess it would be kind of harsh telling Ino that you gave me an orgasm on your first day back." She smiled.

"Yeah, yeah, maybe now you'll quit nagging me."

"Are you kidding me? You mean the only reason we just had sex was so I would stop nagging you?!" Sakura fumed. (Well, kind of)

"Yeah, actually—" Sakura tackled him off the bed and on to the floor.

"Sasuke, you jerk!"

The sudden realization that she just called him a "jerk" hit him like of ton of bricks and he started to laugh.

Sakura was on top of him, about to hit him, until he started laughing. "Sasuke, you're…laughing."

"Yeah, and you called me a jerk." He said, laughing harder. "Since when did you build up enough guts to do that?" He asked.

She still couldn't get over the fact that Sasuke Uchiha was…laughing. "You're laughing…" She said again.

He immediately stopped. "And you won't tell anyone about that either." He threatened, in a serious tone, which instead, made Sakura laugh.