AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 (There's another one of them!) u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help (with what? beating the world record for spelling mistakes?) u rok gurl!1 (Sounds like a...rocky relationship) ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun (don't believe her) so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 (I suggest "Sirius". It is appropriate, believe me) fangz. (Go to the Chamber of Secrets if you want one, the bazilisk is still there and has lots of fangz.)

I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. (Not Draco or Vampire? You never cease to amaze me) Suddenly I gasped...(insert irrelevant event here) Draco wuz there!111 (I guess I'd gasp too if I saw Tom Felton in person)

I grasped. He locked as Pizza hut (geddit) as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.

"Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111" (The Ding Dong Song) I gosped.

"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. (...that Draco wasn't supposed to be like that in canon) It wuzn't Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms. (Oh, so he's a character with two arms...Who could it be?)

"Oh hi Lucian!1" (I think of Lucian from the Cramp Twins) I sed. "Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz."

"Yah Satan told me abot you." (I think that even in hell Enoby would be the one to torture the devil) Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxxxxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire's dad and...Snap! (It's the Marauders! And Snape, and no Lupin, and no Pettigrew...Mm, close enough) All of them were wearing (I know where this is going) blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up. (As backup in case Marylin Mason is in fact Vlodemort again and the concert is left again without a singer)

"ORLY." I ESKED. (NO WAI!)

"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. (How do you pronounce that?) I play teh gutter. Spartacus (This...is...Spartacus!) plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss. (R-O-F-L! Like a boss!) And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring."

"Hey bastards." (That's the male equivalent of "Bye bich" for the prep posers who don't geddit) I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. (I don't think this is sudden at all. You keep gasping throughout the whole thing) "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. (Does this mean...Enoby is...And they will...) Lucian looked dawn sadly.

"We uzd to but she did. (I love these kinds of sentences) She contempted suicide by silting her rists." (I see Enoby in this image)

"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped.

"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro said. (Oh, I get the idea! Lead is a heavy metal, geddit? Whoa, that was subtle!)

"Wel...I said Im in a bnad myself."

"Rilly?" asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111 (When, in canon?)

"Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?" (NO)

Yeah said everyone. (You kidding me?) So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day. (Such clever puns!)

"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken (Not borken?) dremz." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped. (They had never listened to such a poor performance!)

"Enopby? (Her name will gradually become Ekfgkjdohgikdoy) Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap. (I can't keep a straight face while reading these names!)

"Um...ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong (The fetish has returned, I see) to play tonight?"

"Yah." they said.

"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. (*rolls eyes* Obviously) I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz...Morty Mcfli!1 (I had no idea who this guy was before reading MI. So, well...I guess there are positive aspects of doing this, besides having a good laugh!) He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.

"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.

"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." (I pity this Tim guy) he said siriusly (oh, for the love of...) Den...he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and...sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111