I'm glad I re-rated early. This is pushing the limit. It's almost a lemon.
(And no, I won't, you sick motherfuckers.)
"Thank you, Rin-san. Yes, this is what I needed." Kurotsuchi Nemu raised the syringe.
"Please turn him over onto his side. I need to inject this into his spine." Rin cringed as he turned Kuchiki Byakuya-taicho onto his side. If this goes wrong, I might get killed.
The fukutaicho raised the syrine and pressed into into Byakuya's spine. She slowly emptied the contents into his nerves...
A sudden storm of reiatsu spun violently through the air. Nemu was not powerful for a fukutaicho in terms of overall ability, but she could block an uncontrolled blast of energy fairly well, even from someone of Byakuya's power, before it could do too much damage.
Rin was not so lucky, and got blasted.
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"Are you all right Rin-san?"
Rin looked up at his relatively kind fukutaicho...
And immediately passed out from blood loss.
His superior examined him gingerly...
"Nasal hemorrhages. I need to get him some help."
She looked down at the remnants of her outfit.
"After that, I need a new uniform."
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As soon as she arrived, she observed their third seat having similar symptoms.
"Iemura-san? Are you well?"
There was no response.
"I should take them both to Kotestu-fukutaicho or Unohana-taicho."
She found the fukutaicho first.
"Kotestu-fukutaicho?"
Kotetsu turned. She uttered a short scream. She quickly stifled it, and just couldn't speak anymore. She started blushing, and simply stared at Nemu's exposed chest.
"Kotestsu-fukutaicho?" Nemu stepped closer. "Are you well?"
Kotetsu started having what looked like a panic attack. "NO! STAY BACK!!"
Nemu did the opposite. "Do you have a fever?" She put her hand on her friend's forehead...
"NO!! GO AWAY!"
"Kotetsu-fukutaicho? Aren't we... friends?"
"NOT THAT KIND OF FRIENDS!" Kotetsu ran out of the room full tilt, with a face redder than Renji's head.
"Apparently, women have different symptoms." She turned to find Unohana.
She did a minute later.
"Unohana-taicho? I think there is a new disease spreading around Seireitei."
The older woman turned. "Shouldn't you bring this up with... what happened to your outfit?"
"It is unimportant, I will replace it later."
"Hm. Is it a male exclusive disease with nosebleeds as the main symptom, and some occasional fainting?"
"No. All of the males have fainted. Kotetsu-fukutaicho seems to be infected too, though she has different symptoms. She hasn't bled or fainted. Her face turned red, though."
Oh, that will be quite simple to treat. I hope whoever taught Nemu-chan sex-ed gets fired.
"Do you wish for me to search for Kotetsu-fukutaicho before she infects someone else?"
"No. I wish for you to go back to your division and get a new outfit. I'll explain later."
"I can understand a quick explanation."
Unohana sighed. "Okay. Men and women have these things in them called hormones..."
"My father did not place many inside me, but I know the theory."
"Okay. Does it follow from what you know that the sight of your exposed breasts would overload the typical man with hormones?"
"That's all the disease is? Then I'm afraid I owe you an apology."
"How so?"
"The victims should recover without your intervention. Thus, I have wasted your time."
"Don't worry about it."
"But..."
"It isn't your fault. Here." She took off her white haori and handed it to Nemu. "Wear this to cover yourself until you get a new outfit."
"Thank you."
She left the office at her usual unhurried pace.
"Oh, Kami. Isane-chan is going to be panicking over this."
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When Nemu got back to her and her father's room, she saw that nobody was there except the comatose Kuchiki-taicho, who she had left there on her bed until he was stable enough to be moved to Fourth Division.
Thinking it safe, she removed the borrowed haori. She didn't realize that he was awake until she actually looked at his eyes.
He gave her one quick look, and his face didn't move at all.
"It's not working, Nemu-fukutaicho. Now kindly put them away."
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