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Chapter 34: Wild Things

Louise convinced Logan to have a Halloween costume party at the apartment.

Louise was in an evil devil costume and Logan was the lead zombie from 24 Hours.

They were setting out the snacks.

"So who all did you invite?" Logan asked as he put down a bowl of potato chips on the coffee table.

"Everyone in town."

"Really?!"

"Half the town."

"Ugh!"

"Thank you again Logan."

"Whatever!"

They got everything ready, food, sweets, music, and decorations.

It was nine p.m. and people started showing up.

First it was the Belchers. Linda and Bob were in a couple's costume, they were the ghostbusters. Linda a buster and Bob a ghost. Tina was a zombie princess and Jimmy Jr. was a dancing cowboy.

"I wanted a couple's costume, but Jimmy Jr. didn't want to be a zombie", Tina said as they walked in.

Gene was a pirate and Courtney was an angel.

"You brought her…" Louise gave Courtney the stink eye.

"Oh good and bad, angel and devil!" Courtney joked.

Louise rolled her eyes.

Next was Cynthia and Tom. They didn't wear costumes.

"We're not kids!" Cynthia told them.

"She didn't let me!" Tom cried.

Then, Gayle and Mr. Frond, who got married when Louise turned eleven during winter, they got married behind a pet store where they then bought two kittens, Austin and Houston, they were dressed as cats.

"Mr. Frond", Louise groaned. She still didn't like him.

"And Mrs. Frond", Gayle cheered as they walked in.

Then, Teddy who was Santa. Mort who was a detective. Andy and Ollie who were each other, which was confusing. Darryl who dressed as Usher. Hugo with no costume.

"Why did you invite him?" Bob whispered to Louise.

"Because he was there when I invited Ron", She whispered back.

Ron was a tree.

Next was Jimmy Pesto, who was a pizza and he handed out flyers for his restaurant.

"And him?"

"Bob just because you hate Pesto doesn't mean everyone does", Linda told him.

Gretchen came as Beyoncé.

Then Mickey as a cop, which is ironic since he's a robber (Joke there!). Mr. Fischoeder and Felix with no costumes. Marshmallow as a murder victim. Jen as super girl. Mike the mail man as a bunny, he just has a cotton ball on his uniform.

"Bunny again?" Bob asked, remembering that one Halloween when he killed Frankie with a fat costume.

"A ghost, I see", is all Mike said.

The one eyed snakes came in no costumes, their son was nine now, as Louise grew up she got closer with the gang. And Sidecar (Critter's son) had a big crush on Tina, since he was five.

"So you two are dating now?" Critter asked them.

"Yeah", Logan held onto his ears, he was still scared of them.

Louise laughed.

"We're cool, Critter", Louise told him.

"Ok, I'm watching you", he said to Logan and the whole gang walked in.

"Where's my beauty blue princess?" Sidecar asked Louise, talking about Tina.

"She's with her husband."

"Oh, she's still married… Well any cute single ladies here? You still single Pinkie?"

That was her nickname to the gang.

"No, little boy, but I think I saw a little fairy by the drinks", she smiled at him.

Sidecar ran off.

"Umm…" Logan started.

"He likes older women, mainly Tina", Louise answered.

Randy then came as a cow.

Next, Reggie as dark vador. Sergeant Bosco in not costume. Speedo Guy in his speedo, and then Trev as Jimmy Pesto.

Then, Dr. Yap as a prisoner, then Edith and Harold with no costumes.

And Sasha as Lady Gaga and Bryce in his race car outfit.

Then everyone from Penzon. Scotty as a werewolf. Jacob as a ninja

And Rob as summer Frankenstein. Zack as Batman. Gabriel as Madonna. Scotty's girlfriend, Francine as Cinderella. Zack's date, Bella as an evil bear. Jacob brought a stripper with him, named Coca Baby, she didn't say her real name. And others came in different costumes.

Then came their old classmates, who came back from wherever they went. Lenny in a fancy suit with his wife Julie, but of course he cheated on her with every girl he saw. Choo-Choo as a boxer, which he became. Then, Henry as a chess piece. Jodi, who was in a giant clear hamster ball, her germ gear got worst over the years. Then, finally Tammy and Jocelyn in fancy dresses.

When Jimmy Jr. saw Tammy, he ran off.

They dated a little whenever he and Tina went on a break, which happened a lot.

"Wow, this is a packed", Logan said as he and Louise walked pass people, greeting them.

"Gretchen", Hugo said as he walked up to her.

"Move on!" she snapped, then walked away.

"Hey T, where's little Jim?" Louise asked Tina.

"I don't know", Tina sighed.

"50% off pizza on Sundays", Jimmy yelled.

"This is a party and he's advertising", Bob said as he and Linda joined the group circle.

Jimmy heard him and looked back at him.

"Well, that's probably the reason my restaurant's better than yours!" Jimmy snapped.

The Jimmy walked off.

"I hate that guy!" Bob muttered.

"Oh Bobby!" Linda said.

"I need a drink", Bob walked off.

"Oh wine!" Linda cheered following.

"Can you guys help me find Jimmy Jr.?" Tina asked.

"Sure", Louise answered.

"Ok", Logan agreed.

They wall walked in three different directions.

'I'll have Gene help us', Louise thought.

"Hey, have you seen Gene?" Louise asked Teddy.

"I think he went into that bedroom", Teddy pointed to Louise's room.

She walked to her room and open the door.

And what she saw made her scream.

The music was loud enough that it blocked out her scream.

It was Gene and Courtney totally doing it in her bed.

She screamed at the top of her lungs.

Logan, who was close by asking people if they saw Jimmy Jr., ran into the room.

"What the fuck?" Louise screamed.

"Don't you people knock!" Gene yelled.

"This is my room!"

"Louise, calm down!" Logan told her.

Louise ran over to her dresser and picked up a lighter.

"Louise, what are you doing?!" Logan ran to her.

Courtney and Gene hopped up.

"I'm burning this damn room!" Louise yelled.

Logan quickly took the lighter from her and threw it.

"Are you crazy?!"

"They- they fucked in my bed! I'm never touching that again!"

"It's okay, calm down."

Gene and Courtney grabbed their costumes and snuck out.

"I'm never coming in here again!"

"Ok you can stay in my room, roomies."

Logan was trying to make her feel better.

"I can't stay here, knowing that's here!"

"I'll throw it out."

Louise took a few deep breaths.

"Ok."

Logan kissed her, sliding his hands down to her butt.

Louise pushed him away.

"Really? So inappropriate!" Louise walked away.

"Hey! I'm sorry!"

"Let's just go find Jimmy Jr., I'll move my stuff later tonight", Louise called out.

They both walked out the room.

"Jimmy Jr." Tammy walked up behind him. "How you been?"

They were outside the bathroom.

"Oh-hi- I – wow you look different-I mean hi." Jimmy Jr. stuttered.

Tammy giggled.

"So I heard you and Loser face got married" Tammy told him.

"Tina?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, yeah."

"Congrats."

"Thanks, how are you? You in a relationship?"

"No, I'm enjoying Tammy time."

"That's good."

"And, I've kind of missed you…"

"Me?"

"Yeah, your name is Jimmy Jr. right?"

"I think so."

Tammy giggled again.

"Tina never laughs at my jokes. My marriage isn't what it used to be."

"Aww… maybe I can help."

"How-"

Tammy kissed him.

'I don't think Tina would mind, if I do this for a minute or two' Jimmy Jr. thought.

He opens the bathroom door still kissing Tammy.

Tammy closed the door behind him and locked it.

"Maybe we shouldn't", Jimmy Jr. started.

"I think we should."

"but-"

"Don't fight it."

Tammy pulled on his zipper.

Jimmy Jr.'s big ass hit the white bathroom wall. With his phone is his butt pocket, the second he hit the wall, he butt dialed someone.

It was Linda.