I am so sorry for the long wait, guys! Really sorry! Please don't hate me... or form a mob and come after me with saltshakers... I'll try to make this chapter extra good to make up for it! Key word: Try. It's not going to make up for the two week wait. I'm really sorry. Well, I'll stop rambling about my patheticness and let you read the chapter... or the reviews for the chapter... JUST READ IT!

OnChapterFour/OnChapter13Now: Oof sorry. TEAM FOSTER KEEFE WILL ALWAYS BE COOLER! But I guess you're allowed to have your own opinion. It is true. Very true. And sorry again. I'm trying to be nicer. I kinda ship Detz too! Don't worry, I ship soooooo many conflicting ships. Thanks!

Guest: Thanks! I really appreciate that! Yay sokeefe! I'll totally be your friend, but the link you gave me didn't show up. Just tell me your name on the wiki. I'm TeamFosterKeefeWillAlwaysBeCooler.

Maria: Sorry. Um... thanks? I guess? And NO WAY.

Keephie-13: It is amazing! D: D: PERCABETH! That's the point, and thanks! Hey, saltshakers are very dangerous!

L: Yep. Poor him. I almost feel bad. Probably... Thanks! I love it when people who ship different ships still like the story. Anyway, I'll look forward to your next review!

Undecided13: You- you will? Okay... Pepper. Salt. Pepper. And Fretty. Great. It's not that annoying. Thanks! Also, GB23 was reading this over my shoulder. She plays guitar too.

DangerousPie1: Thanks! I KNOW.

Stargirl020: Thanks! Six hours? (Sarcastically) What a tragedy... I HAD TO WAIT LIKE AN ENTIRE DAY! Oof they probably think you're a psycho. If they didn't already. Heh heh heh... is two weeks soon? Sorry! I'm really sorry!

Flowergirl15: Yep. Don't die! I'll miss your reviews! I mean, obviously not, but it was fun to write. Thanks!

Sophie/Stina (Let's call it Stiphie)

Sophie: Me... with HER?

Keefe: NO I CANNOT LOSE SOPHIE TO STINA!

Linh and Biana: Yep. Feel our pain. Stina is slowly stealing everyone.

Stina: Ew I don't want to be with Sophie. She's so weird.

Dex: So? Cool people like weird!

Stina: So all of you hate weirdness then?

Keefe: No no no of course not!

Wylie: Well I kinda do.

Glitterbutt23: WYLIE CAME HERE ON HIS OWN, WITH OUT BEING ASKED OR FORCED TO COME?!

Me: He stayed to read House of Hades. And Blood of Olympus. And Magnus Chase. Basically, all Rick Riordan books.

Glitterbutt23: Oh.

Me: HE WAS IN YOUR HOUSE! HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE!?

Glitterbutt23: Heh heh heh... So explain why you "kinda do hate weirdness"!

Wylie: Simple. You two are the essence of weirdness. I hate you guys. Therefore I hate weirdness.

Me: HOW COULD YOU HATE US?!

Wylie: You really want ALL of my reasons? Because I have a LOT.

Me: How could anyone... hate me?!

Glitterbutt23: And... and me?!

Me: No, it's obvious why people hate you. But how could anyone hate me?

Stina, Wylie, and Tam: Well gosh I wonder.

Me: If you don't like me, you're free to leave.

Wylie: Wait, REALLY?

Me: Uh-huh.

Tam: Great!

Stina: See you never!

Wylie: Sayonara, peeps! And Linh I'll meet you in Atlantis at six, okay? Now where was I? Oh yeah... SAYONARA PEEPS!

*All three leave*

Glitterbutt23: Fangirl, how could you let this happen?

Me: Maybe I was feeling nice today. Now, DEX! What do you think of Stiphie?

Dex: BLECH NO!

Me: That wasn't a yes/no question...

Dex: That ship is hideously disgusting and horrible and *Discreetly googles "Synonyms for disgusting"* revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, foul, and nasty.

Me: Wow.

Glitterbutt23: Hey Fangirl why do you keep checking your watch and glancing at the door?

Me: Any second now...

*Stina, Wylie, and Tam run in*

Tam: Don't go outside!

Wylie: Mob of evil Iggies!

Stina: No, it's beautiful outside! Go on out, Sophie!

Wylie and Tam: EVIL IGGIES!

Glitterbutt23: What color?

Stina: ALL OF THEM!

Me: This is why you don't mess with *Thunder*

Glitterbutt23: You know you're trying to be dramatic, but you look like an idiot.

Me: Shut up! *Thunder* FANGIRLS!

Glitterbutt23: So pathetic.

Me: *Stage whispers* She's just jealous of my author powers!

Marella: *Walks in* You might not want to go outside. A lot of Iggies.

Tam: OH REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW!

Marella: Anyway, what ship are we reacting to today?

Me: Stiphie!

Marella: Oh my... *Runs out of room*

Tam: IS SHE OKAY?

Me: She'll be fine. Everyone has a negative reaction to Stiphie.

Marella: *Returning* Sorry. Anyway, Stiphie is DISGUSTING!

Glitterbutt23: Yeah no kidding.

Biana: Even sparkles can't make it better!

Me: Is there anything else to be said about it?

*Silence* Guess not. Well, this chapter's over. Glitterbutt23, can you stay late to work on Cognate exercises- I mean, homework.

Glitterbutt23: Sure!

Me: Bye!

*They leave*

Glitterbutt23: I can't believe they forgot about...

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IGGIES!

Glitterbutt23: -That.

Me: I didn't have anything to do with it! Author powers surely aren't that powerful!

Iggies: *Break down door*

Me: Oh, alicorn poo.

Glitterbutt23: RUN FOR IT!

Me: Idiot. IGGIES! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!

Iggy leader: LOL no.

Me: You forgot about... AUTHOR POWERS! *Snaps fingers*

*Nothing happens*

Me: OH NO! THE IGGIES ARE TOO STRONG! WE HAVE TO LIGHT LEAP!

*Nothing happens*

Glitterbutt23: ALICORN POO! WE LIGHT-LEAP PROOFED THE HOUSE SO WYLIE COULDN'T LEAVE!

Me: *Turns to Wylie* THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Wylie: Excuse me, WHO BROUGHT THE IGGIES?

Me: *Whistling casually* Wasn't me...

Glitterbutt23: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE IGGIES!

*Marty the cat rides in on Silveny*

Marty the cat: IGGIES! *Throws bottle of red dye*

Iggies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *All run out to catch the red dye*

Marty the cat: Problem solved.

All: O.O

Marty the cat: I was never here...

Silveny: *Flies away*

Well, I hope you liked it! Probably didn't make up for the two weeks... BUT I TRIED, OKAY? I promise I'll update faster for next chapter! Please review!

Also I apologize for any typos: I was too lazy to proofread.