Kenshin's arm shot out and hit the wall just next to Sasori. The red head turned to face his cousin, a bored look on his face, Deidara wrapping one arm around his shoulders. "What is it, Kenshin?" he asked, red eyes bored.

Kenshin grinned evilly at him. His shirt collar was slightly open, and Deidara and Sasori could see the edges of the scar marring his torso. "So the little gingy is a fag, huh?"

Sasori's eyes twitched. "What of it, you little bastard?" he asked, slowly passing his books to his boyfriend, who took them without a word, but with a smile. He knew what was coming.

"I called you a fag." People were stopping in the halls to watch by this point; it was clear Kenshin loved the attention, as he continued to speak, growing more confidant with every word he said. "Have you screwed your little boyfriend yet, my dear cousin?"

Gasps from the crowd, along with loud yells at Kenshin's words. Sasori's eyes twitched again.

"My dear bastard, I don't think I need to tell you that," Sasori said smoothly.

"Whatcha gonna do about it, fag?" Kenshin asked, hands on his hips. Sasori grinned and turned to the blonde.

"Deidara, give me a bomb."

Deidara grinned wider and dug through his pockets, searching for something, before tossing the small sculpture to Sasori, who caught it and held it up to the light, ignoring the confused look on Kenshin's face. "Now, Kenshin, I've already beaten the crap out of you once haven't I?" the red head asked, still not looking at his cousin.

Kenshin growled at him, not wanting to admit that he had lost, badly, to the person he had spent years beating up on. "Your point, gingy?"

"Well...I can always do that again. And I'm perfectly willing to," Sasori threw the clay bomb up in the air and caught it, looking at his cousin. "But, it was because of your stupid fight with my friends that Dei and I hooked up, so maybe I should go easy on you. Maybe."

Kenshin laughed, throwing his head back, Sasori watching him, eyes narrowing all the while, mouth a grim line. "Wow, some thanks. I helped another homo couple get together, how touching. Makes me sick. How some little gay freak like you can be my cousin is beyond me. Especially with a blonde moron like that."

Sasori's hand shot forward and gripped Kenshin's next, throwing him back against the lockers, much like what Deidara had done to Kenshin in the hospital, so very long ago. Sasori glared at his cousin, red eyes narrowed and surprisingly cold, still holding onto the bomb with one hand.

"Look, Kenshin, I get it. You hate me. Guess what? I hate you right back. Insult me all you want, but you don't say anything against my Deidara. You got that?"

Kenshin shook his head and spat in the red head's face. "Gay freak," he choked out, grasping Sasori's wrist. "You and all your little gay friends can burn in hell, which is where you're going to go, at this rate."

Sasori wiped away the spit, fury taking over his face. "Dei, come on. We need Tobi, a box of soda, Hidan, and sixteen swords." He paused. "Oh, and Kenshin, if I'm going to hell, just for being gay, you're going somewhere much, much worse," the red head hissed, tightening his grip and causing Kenshin to yelp in pain.

"Yay! Danna, this will be fun, un!" Deidara crowed happily, pushing by the people surrounding them, Sasori following just behind him, his hand still wrapped around Kenshin's neck.

"That it will be, Dei. That it will."

"Well, I don't think he'll be bothering you for a while, Sori," Hidan said finally, dropping his knife, Deidara, Kakuzu and Tobi nodding in agreement. Since they were in school, they didn't actually hurt the other teen, they just scared him shitless, and now he was curled up in a corner, mumbling something they couldn't quite hear, eyes darting around the room, looking for an exit. Kakuzu and Hidan began poking him, just to see if the teen was still alive, Tobi running around singing about rainbow and little angels sitting on pink clouds.

"Yeah, un." Deidara said happily as they heard Kenshin help and try to dart away from their Jashinist friend. "Life is good now, huh, danna, un?"

Sasori smiled tenderly at the blonde. "Deidara, life was good from the moment I met you."

Author's Comments: Yes, I'm done with Kenshin. Go ahead and kill him.

*throws Kenshin to angry mob, then sits back*

The yells of dying teens are music to my ears.