Hey welcome to chapter 34 of The Multiverse travels of Ben10! This one will be about The Galactic Gender war so now onto the story!
Location Universe 999,000,000 Ben's bedroom, The Hero's hand, Cloud city, Bespin
Ben woke up in his bed after a good night's sleep, and he tried to feel around for Ahsoka but to his surprise he couldn't find her.
Ben looked across the large bed and saw that besides him it was empty, none of his girlfriends were with him.
Ben thought 'Well I guess everyone woke up before me'
He got out of Bed and got dressed and left his bed room.
One thing that Ben noticed when he left his bedroom was that the hallways were all dark.
Ben thought 'Why is the ship dark?'
Ben then said '"Computer lights!"
The computer replied "Command denied"
This confused Ben "What? What do you mean command denied?! I am the captain of this ship!"
The computer replied "Can't answer, just proceed to the dining room"
Ben then said in a voice full of annoyance "Okay I'll play your game computer"
Luckily Ben's cybernetic left eye can see in the dark so with it he was able to navigate through the dark corridors of the ship.
He soon made it to the dining room.
When he did all of the girls jumped out from their hiding places to yell "Surprise!"
The moment they yelled surprise it activated the lights thus negating the need for night vision.
Ahsoka along with Alissa, Isosceles and Shyarly yelled "Happy birthday Ben!"
The four girls were working together to carry a giant oreo crumb and peanut butter covered pineapple upside down cake.
The cake had four layers and was six feet tall.
On top of it were candles forming the number 19.
Ahsoka then led the other girls in song.
"Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Ben Happy birthday to you!"
"Cha cha cha!" yelled Rebecca.
"And Many more!" yelled Smurfette who was standing on Mistress centipede's shoulder.
Ben first had a shocked look on his face, he looked at Ahsoka and asked "H-how did you know it was my birthday?"
Ahsoka replied "Isosceles told me and I told the other girls"
Ben then looked at Isosceles "Isosceles how did you know it was my birthday?"
Isosceles replied "My ma told me, and your ma told my ma about it, you know how your ma and my ma are friends? Well your ma was wanting us to come to your next birthday party, so she invited us, this was before any of us left our universe mind you"
Ben then smiled "Well thank you Isosceles, thank you each and everyone of you!"
Ben then noticed that even Jack and Tsunade had sung along and they were smiling too.
Ben then said "Jack, Tsunade, you two are being awfully nice to me today"
Jack and Tsunade kept up their smiles through clenched teeth and Jack said "Well today is your birthday so you deserve to be happy"
Tsunade then spoke up "It would be selfish of us to ruin it for you in anyway"
In her head Tsunade thought 'Damn that freak of biology, she had no right to strap itching powder bombs to Jack and I's vaginas to dictate how we act!'
(Batgirl strapped bombs onto Jack and Tsunade's groins that will explode into itching powder if they misbehave on Ben's birthday IE treat him with disrespect )
Alissa then spoke up "It's time to blow out the candles birthday boy, and don't forget to make a wish!"
Ahsoka, Isosceles, Alissa and Shyarly carried the cake to Ben and he had to stand on his tiptoes to reach the candles so he could blow them out.
"What did you wish for?" asked Mistress centipede.
Ben replied "I wished for some quality time with my girls"
Viola smiled and said "And you shall get it, with all of us, and you have Pudding to thank for that cake"
Pudding smiled and waved at Ben.
Ben responded by walking over to Pudding and wrapping her up in a hug that lifted her off of her feet.
He said "Thank you Pudding for making this cake for my birthday!"
Pudding blushed and thought 'He's hugging me! I can feel my breasts being pushed up against his muscular chest!'
Pudding then said "It was no problem Ben, I enjoyed making the cake for your birthday and I hope you and the other girls and especially you enjoy it"
Ben said "Don't worry Pudding I will"
Ahsoka, Isosceles, Alissa, and Shyarly then put the cake down on the table.
Ahsoka then said "Chantho will you do the honors?"
Chantho smiled and unsheathed her claws "Chan- who wants cake-tho?"
"I most certainly do" said Ben jumping up and down raising his hand in a childish manner.
This caused several girls including Ahsoka, Alissa, Isosceles, Shyarly, Smurfette, Rebecca, Viola, and Chantho to giggle.
Chantho then said "Chan- of course the birthday boy gets the first slice-tho"
She used her claws to cut Ben a large portion of the cake which she then put on a paper plate, she then set said plate down at the table with a fork and spoon and gestured for Ben to sit down at the corresponding chair.
Ben rushed over and began eagerly devouring the cake.
Ben stopped for a moment and said "Oh my goodness Pudding this is the best cake I've ever had!"
Pudding smiled very happy with the praise and she replied "Thank you Ben"
Shirahoshi then spoke up (oh yeah just so you know Shirahoshi IS larger then The Hero's hand is from the outside but remember The Hero's hand is bigger inside then it is outside due to Timelord technology allowing her to fit inside and she got inside it by teleportation as The Hero's hand can teleport people inside it)
"Chantho-sama that cake is to small for someone my size a slice will be nothing more then a bite for me"
Chantho then frowned and said "Chan-you're right sorry Shirahoshi-tho"
Ben stopped eating and he said "Crap, sorry about that"
Pudding then said "No it is I who should be sorry for I am the one who made the cake to small, sorry Shirahoshi"
Shirahoshi could sense that she was damaging the mood and she tried not to be a downer.
"It's okay Pudding-sama there is nothing to be sorry for, I'll make do with the one bite"
Shirahoshi showing that she was not upset seemed to turn the mood positive again.
Smoothie then said "And I used my devil fruit to produce all kinds of unique drinks for everyone! Now Ben do you want Microwave juice or blender juice?"
Ben instantly said "I would like Blender juice please, since blenders are used to make my favorite drink"
Smoothie smiled and said "One blender juice coming up!"
And she went into the kitchen and came back to the dining room with a glass of juice that was colored orange.
She had squeezed this juice out of a blender using her devil fruit ability (just look up Smoothie on the One piece wiki if you want to learn more about her devil fruit ability)
She set the glass down next to Ben.
Ben took a swig of the blender juice and he said "Wow this has an exquisite taste! Thank you for the drink Smoothie!"
Smoothie said in a happy tone "You're welcome Ben"
Chantho then said "Chan-Everybody line up to get cake-tho!"
Several minutes later.
Every body had their own slices of cake and were sitting at the table.
Ahsoka was sitting on the chair on Ben's right side while Alissa was sitting on the chair on Ben's left side with Isosceles and Shyarly right next to her.
All the other girls were sitting around the table, drinking their beverages (which were either Blender juice or Microwave juice)
Shirahoshi had finished her slice of cake in one bite and guzzled down her microwave juice, both which were small compared to her.
She enjoyed both though.
Mistress centipede who was eating her cake took a break and said "Pudding you really outdid yourself, this cake is even better then the other desserts you have made!"
Pudding took a break from eating her slice and smiled and said "Thank you Mistress centipede I am glad you enjoy it!"
Batgirl meanwhile finished guzzling her blender juice and she then said "Smoothie this juice you make is incredible! I am amazed by these devil fruits that exist in your universe! They allow anyone who eats them to become a metahuman, though from what I already learned about your universe normal humans can achieve super human strength and speed just through sheer training"
Smoothie replied "Thank you Barbara and even without Devil fruits anyone can become powerful in my universe, some of my universe's most powerful fighters such as Gol D roger, Monkey D Garp and Silvers Rayleigh are not Devil fruit users, although the first one is deceased he was powerful nonetheless"
Soon Ben and the girls finished their food and drink.
Ahsoka then said "Now Ben its time for your birthday gifts"
Ahsoka then took her top off exposing her red breasts to Ben.
It was nothing Ben hadn't seen before considering how many times he had sex with Ahsoka in the past, but that didn't mean Ben didn't cherish every opportunity he had to see one of his girlfriends topless!
Ahsoka then said "Girls get topless for the birthday boy!"
Immediately all the girls that were currently a part of Ben's harem, Alissa, Isosceles, Shyarly, Nina, Sandersonia, Sorano, Tequila, Viola, Rebecca and Borsalinophia removed any article of clothing that was covering their breasts.
Sorano lowered her dress straps so that her breasts were exposed while Tequila lowered her kimono.
Nina, Sandersonia and Rebecca took off their bikini tops and threw them to the floor.
Borsalinophia took off, her dress, tie and shirt and bra leaving her in nothing but her bright yellow panties.
Viola took off her spotted flamenco dress and bra leaving her in nothing but her red panties.
Ben gazed at his topless girlfriends and admired their beauty, he then said "Ladies this is the best gift you could have ever gotten me!"
Jack and Tsunade rolled their eyes with Tsunade thinking 'Why are these girls so willing to degrade themselves for this perv?'
Viola and Rebecca then walked over to Ben and both sat in his lap.
Once they sat in his lap Ben wrapped his arms around their waists and he said in a flirtatious tone "What are two buxom women like you doing in a ship like this?"
Rebecca and Viola batted their eyes and they said "Well waiting for you of course"
Rebecca then looked at Ben's glass of blender juice and she said "Is that your drink?"
She grabbed the glass and proceeded to pour the juice all over her topless breasts.
Rebecca then pretended it was an accident "Oops, looks like I spilled your drink I'm sorry, but you can lick your drink off of my breasts as an apology"
Ben smiled and said "I accept your apology Rebecca" and he leaned over and began licking the drink off of her breasts making Rebecca smile and moan in pleasure.
Once Ben was done licking his drink off of Rebecca's breasts Viola poured her own drink over her breasts.
She said "Ben watch this!"
And she began licking and kissing her own boobs.
Ben was very happy at seeing this and he said "Wow!"
Ben could feel the blood rushing to a certain part of him and so could Viola and Rebecca since they were sitting on his lap.
Mystique then spoke up "Ben I got a surprise for you in your bedroom! Follow me!"
Viola said "You'll really like it"
Viola and Rebecca then got off of Ben's lap and Ben and Mystique then headed to Ben's room.
Meanwhile Ashley who was witnessing all of this felt a little uncomfortable and a little aroused at the same time.
Ashley asked herself 'Why am I getting aroused by this, am I attracted to my superior?'
Sokolaad (another girl who has yet to join Ben's harem) thought 'Well I better get used to this stuff happening, but it is not making me as uncomfortable as it should, in fact I want to join in, I WANT to arouse Ben to the best of my ability'
Frightwig began rubbing her legs together and thought 'I want him, I want the man who used to be my enemy, I can no longer see him as that annoying ten year old who thwarted me at every turn.
He is a big muscular man now and I want him.
How ironic this is that I am in love with the man I used to hate, I never would have guessed that he would have become such a ladies man'
Smurfette watched Ben leave and thought 'He is so tall, well compared to me he is and he has so much muscle for me to explore, I want him, he is not only hot he is kind and brave and chivalrous'
Scarlet witch then spoke up "Sokolaad, Frightwig, Smurfette, Ashley you four are in love with Ben"
The four mentioned girls jumped.
Ashley blushed and said "That's ridiculous"
Frightwig however came clean and asked "How did you know?"
Scarlet witch replied "I can read minds, so it's pretty useless to hide your thoughts from me, plus your body language gave it away, you were all showing signs of longing when you saw Ben's girlfriends giving Ben his birthday gift so I came to the conclusion that you wanted to join in and wanting to join in means you have feelings or at the very least lust for Ben"
Smurfette sighed and said "You're right Scarlet witch I am attracted to Ben and I am in love with him, I fell in love with him because of his bravery and chivalry, he cares so much about our feelings and he cares so much about other people too! He is also funny, I like his humor"
Frightwig then said "I fell in love with him because he is so kind, he forgave me for the wrongs I committed against him in the past, and he ate my horrible cooking just to make me feel better, if that's not kindness I don't know what is"
Ashley then said "I admit I am in love with him, because he does not judge me for my grandfather's crime of surrendering to the turians like so many other people have! Unlike many of my previous superiors he treats me with respect! And I love that!"
Sokolaad then spoke up "I love him because he doesn't judge me for all the horrible crimes my race the Flood have committed, he treats me as a person not as a monster unlike that Sora person did, and like Smurfette said he is funny I like a funny guy"
Nina then spoke up "You all should tell him how you feel I'm sure he will accept you"
"Yeah the more aunts our children have the better!" said Isosceles while rubbing her belly.
Ashley then said "Something tells me Mystique is about to confess her feelings to Ben, I don't want to overwhelm him with to many confessions maybe later"
"Agreed" said Smurfette, Frightwig and Sokolaad.
Meanwhile in Ben's bedroom.
Mystique said "Okay Ben close your eyes and don't open them until I tell you to"
"Yes ma'am" replied Ben before he closed his eyes.
Mystique smiled, she then opened up her vagina, which was usually closed by her scales.
She then went to a drawer in the room and opened it up.
This drawer was where Ben and his girlfriends kept their clothes but Mystique had hidden a plate of chili cheese fries in it the night before.
She took out the plate, lied down on the large bed and began smothering the chili cheese fries on her body in a way that it made a bikini.
Once she was done making a bikini out of chili cheese fries she said "Ben you can open your eyes now!"
Ben opened his eyes and saw something that looked both sexy and delicious.
Mystique always walked around naked, and her body was quite attractive.
Now seeing her wearing a bikini made out of his favorite food made him both hungry and horny.
Mystique then said "Ben I am in love with you, and I want to be in a relationship with you, I want you to penetrate me, I want to feel you release your load inside me, will you please start our relationship by accepting this gift I offer?"
Ben thought back to the future his children told him about and realized this was meant to be.
Ben then said "Yes of course" he then smiled a hungry smile and he said "I think your mutant pussy and boobs will add some unique flavoring to the chili cheese fries!"
Mystique laughed and made a beckoning gesture "Come at me handsome, I'm your dinner plate"
Ben leapt on top of Mystique and began eagerly eating the chili cheese fries off of her right boob.
Mystique grinned and said "Enjoy your gift handsome"
Soon Ben was done eating the chili cheese fries off of both her breasts and he began to lick her breasts clean.
Soon her blue scaley breasts were completely clean of chili and cheese.
Ben said "So far I am enjoying my gift, I have never been able to eat chili cheese fries off of a girl before"
Mystique replied "I am glad you are enjoying it handsome"
Ben then moved down to Mystique's lower half and began eating the chili cheese fries off of her groin.
Soon he was licking her groin clean and that's when he saw her vagina for the first time.
Ben asked "Mystique how come I've never seen your vagina before, even though you are always walking around naked?"
Mystique replied "I usually keep my vagina closed with my scales thus hiding it, but not now, it's all yours"
A grinning Ben said "I'm glad to hear that"
Before he began licking Mystique's vagina making her moan in pleasure as she felt his tongue enter her.
Ben began eagerly licking wanting to both taste Mystique's womanhood and to make his new girlfriend feel as much pleasure as possible.
Mystique said "ohh Ben you're such a master at this! Y-you're going to make me cum if you keep this up! Don't stop licking! H-here it comes!"
Mystique came on Ben's face and Ben eagerly lapped up her juices.
Ben once he was done said "The chili that was on your groin has left a distinct flavor to your juices, I like it!"
Mystique replied "I'm glad you do, now kiss me!"
Ben asked "Are you sure about that Mystique considering where my mouth just was?"
Mystique replied "I don't care, I want to tongue you!"
Ben complied and he climbed up and locked lips with Mystique and the two began tongue wrestling.
After three minutes of tongue wrestling the two broke apart for air and began panting.
Once Ben regained his breath he looked at Mystique's breasts, he then grabbed them and began squeezing them making Mystique smile and moan.
He then lowered his face to the level of his new girlfriend's breasts and began kissing Mystique's right boob.
Ben passionately kissed every inch of her boob and even though she had no nipples he sucked on the area where the nipple would be if she had any.
Ben then switched his attention to her left boob and began passionately kissing it.
Mystique moaned "Ben you are so good at this, I love you and I love the attention you're giving my body"
Ben finished kissing Mystique's left boob he said "Mystique I really appreciate the gift you gave me and I know I will grow to love you, now are you ready for the ultimate act of sex?"
Mystique got excited and said "Yes! Yes I am! I want to see your cock! I want to see you naked!"
Ben said "Who am I to deny you then?"
Ben got off of Mystique and then the bed and he began to undress himself while Mystique watched with lust in her eyes.
Soon Ben was naked and Mystique was staring at his erect cock while licking her lips.
Mystique said "Hubba hubba, that is going to go inside of me? I hope my insides can take it"
Ben replied "Don't worry you will feel nothing but pleasure lots and lots of pleasure"
Ben got back onto the bed and began sliding himself inside Mystique making her moan and shiver.
He then forego all subtlety and slammed himself inside of her sending a shockwave of pleasure throughout her body.
He allowed her to adjust to the presence of his cock inside her and he then asked "Do you want me to start thrusting now?"
Mystique replied "Yes, do it now!"
Ben complied and he began thrusting inside his new girlfriend making her grunt and moan in pleasure.
Mystique grunted and said "*Huff-Ben you are so huge you are making my insides expand to accommodate you!"
Ben replied "*pant* I'm not that big Mystique though I might feel like it, and you are getting tighter, I love the way your walls surround my cock!"
Mystique then said "*panting* The walls of my vagina live to please you, and it appears they're doing their job well"
Ben then said "*pant* they sure are!"
Another ten minutes of thrusting and Mystique's walls tightened on Ben to the maximum and he ejaculated inside the shapeshifting mutant.
Mystique gasped and said "I can feel your seed spreading throughout my womb! It feels so warm and sticky! *sighs in happiness* Thank you Ben!"
Ben finished unloading before pulling out and he said "You're welcome Mystique I guess this was as much a gift to you as it was to me"
Mystique nodded before she had her scales close her vagina up, once again hiding it from the world.
Mystique shakily got off the bed and she said "We'll I guess we should get back to the party"
Ben got up off the bed and smiled and said "Yes we should"
He then slapped Mystique's ass causing her to stumble and almost fall before Ben caught her.
Ben then said "Sorry I underestimated how exhausted you were from the sex"
Mystique replied "It's okay Ben, besides that slap on the ass felt good"
Ben said "Glad to hear it"
Ben then began to put his clothes back on while Mystique who never wore clothes patiently waited for him to finish doing so.
Once Ben was done getting his clothes on he and Mystique exited the bedroom and headed back to the party.
(A couple minutes later)
Ben and Mystique re entered the party and were greeted by the sight of Ben's other girlfriends still topless.
Ben sighed in happiness and content and said "Seeing my girlfriends topless never gets old"
Shyarly made her breasts bounce and said "I'm glad you think so Sexy leader!"
Alissa then walked up to Ben and wrapped herself around his right arm making sure to press her breasts against his arm while doing so.
She said "Hey handsome you and Mystique are just in time for the pinata"
Ben was happy at both the idea of breaking a pinata and having Alissa's naked breasts pressing against his arm.
Ben then said "Awesome but first I want to announce to everyone that Mystique has joined our family she is now a part of your sisterhood"
Ben said this while making handsigns in sauvax sign language simultaneously.
Ahsoka, Alissa, Isosceles, Shyarly, Borsalinophia, Nina, Sandersonial Sorano, Tequila, Rebecca, And Viola cheered.
The girls proceeded to wrap Mystique in a hug yelling "Welcome to our sisterhood Mystique!"
Mystique felt a little uncomfortable being hugged by several topless girls but she resolved to get used to it since she will be sharing Ben.
Ben meanwhile got a nosebleed from seeing the whole thing happen.
The girls then let go of Mystique and Ahsoka said "We have other birthday gifts for you Ben"
And so Ben's girlfriends proceeded to show him what they got him for his birthday which included a tauntaun stuffed animal from Isosceles, a year's supply of bothan scotch from alissa, and skull stud earrings from Ahsoka.
Ahsoka said "I thought you would look more fierce with skull stud earrings, and I made these myself, I carved them from the bones of a Fungus face"
Ben replied "Thank you Ahsoka I will make sure to get my ears pierced as soon as possible, and thank all of you for your gifts!"
Borsalinophia had given Ben a golden bling ring that had a sumo wrestler on it.
Ben was now wearing it on his left pinky.
Sorano had given Ben a golden necklace that had all four stalk eyes from an enhanced tyhrranoid waster laced on it, each stalk from the Enhanced tyhrranoid waster was wearing 2 rings, one silver ring that had a bull's face carved into it and one bronze ring that had a hand giving the middle finger carved into it.
Ben thought 'First the earrings made from a fungus faces bones now the necklace with an enhanced tyhrranoid waster's stalk eyes on it, talk about brutal I am wearing my enemies remains! But they were mindless monsters so it's not like I am desecrating a person'
Ben wore the necklace on top of his scarf.
Ben admired his new necklace and his new ring, he decided he liked them.
Tequila then signed "Ben there is this game I came up with for your birthday, I call it Guess who, here is how it works we put a blindfold on you and you grope our boobs and try to guess whose boobs you're groping by feeling the shape and size of said boobs, what do you think?"
Ben smiled widely and signed back "I am eager to begin this game"
Isosceles walked up to Ben making sure to add a skip to her step thus making her boobs bounce.
She was carrying a blindfold.
Isosceles said "Well we better get you blindfolded then"
She proceeded to blindfold Ben and guide him to a certain admiral.
Borsalinophia bent down so Ben could grab her large breasts.
Ben grabbed onto and squeezed Borsalinophia's large tan breasts.
The admiral had to bite down on her tongue and use all her willpower not to moan in pleasure she loved it when Ben squeezed her boobs.
Ben then said "These boobs are really big, and I mean really big, but they are not furry so they can't be Tequila's so they must be Borsalinophia's"
Borsalinophia spoke up then and said "Correct handsome! And you really do know how to make a girl's boobs feel good"
Ben laughed and said "I'm glad that I make you feel good"
Isosceles then said "Onto the next girl"
She grabbed Ben and guided him to Rebecca.
Rebecca smiled and was eager to feel Ben's hands on her breasts again.
Ben didn't disappoint he reached up and placed his hands on her breasts and gave then a good squeeze.
Rebecca struggled not to show her pleasure just like Borsalinophia did.
Ben then spoke "I'd recognize the size and shape of these boobs anywhere, Rebecca I'm squeezing your boobs aren't I"
Rebecca replied "Yes! Yes you are Ben!"
Isosceles then said "On to the next girl Ben!"
Isosceles then guided Ben to Alissa and just like with Borsalinophia and Rebecca he was able to correctly guess who she was just by squeezing her breasts.
Soon Ben had squeezed the breasts of and correctly guessed the identities of everyone of his girlfriends.
As soon as he was done with Isosceles, the vreedle volatile ripped the blindfold off and said "Congratulations Ben you proved you really do know our boobs down to the most exact detail"
Ben replied "What kind of a boyfriend would I be if I wasn't an expert on my girlfriends boobs?"
"One who's not good in bed" replied Shyarly.
Alissa agreed with Shyarly "I agree with Shyarly if you weren't as good in bed as you are you wouldn't be such an expert on our boobs and subsequently our bodies"
Meanwhile Smoothie and Pudding were having a conversation about Ben and his girlfriends.
Smoothie said to Pudding "Ben is quite handsome you must have enjoyed being around such a handsome man"
Pudding usually wouldn't want to talk about her attraction to Ben but she felt she could be open with her big sister.
Pudding replied "Yeah Ben is handsome I am so glad I got to cook his birthday cake for him"
Smoothie then said "And did you see the looks of pleasure on his girlfriend's faces as he squeezed their breasts? Heck even the admiral wasn't immune to his touch, and he really pays attention to the details of their bodies that shows that he treasures every single one of them, I would love to have a man pay that much attention to my body!"
Pudding nodded her head "Yeah, and on top of that he is willing to sacrifice his life for any of us, he has got a scar on his stomach from when he used himself as a shield to protect Alissa even though Alissa was treating him like crap then, he is forgiving, kind, brave and bold"
Sokolaad was also having a conversation, her conversation was with Ashley.
Sokolaad said "Ashley did you see the expressions of pleasure on his girlfriends faces as he squeezed their breasts? I can't help but be jealous of them"
Ashley replied "Me too! I'm looking forward to when we get together because I have more then one pair of breasts for him to squeeze and more then one pussy for him to fuck, combine that with his aliens and we can do all kinds of kinky stuff"
she gestured to the female husks that were attached to the insectoid body with her.
Sokolaad laughed and then said "Ashley I didn't take you for the naughty type"
Ashley replied "I'm usually not but there is something about Ben that makes me want to get down and dirty!"
Meanwhile Jack was thinking 'I can't believe there are so many girls falling for this guy, but the looks on their faces as he squeezed their breasts *pauses* maybe I could ask him to give my breasts just one squeeze, wait a minute what the fuck?! Now I'm attracted to him too?! Is there something in the air that's causing us girls to feel attracted to him? Those scars and those muscles of his do make him look like a tough guy, he does look like the kind of man I'd chase after.
NO! He's a pervert! I can't be attracted to him, I refuse to believe it, and I can prove it!'
Jack began to charge up her biotics and she then ran towards Ben with her right hand curled into a fist ready to punch his lights out.
Ahsoka who could sense that Ben was in danger through The Force shouted "Ben look out!"
Ben turned around and saw a blue blur coming towards him.
However the impact never came as Jack's fist stopped half an inch from Ben's face.
Jack thought 'Damn it I can't bring myself to destroy such a handsome face!'
(Jack had no plans of killing Ben just severely injuring him)
Jack pulled back her fist and powered down.
Ben was surprised and asked "Jack what the hell? You come charging at me looking like you are going to bulldoze me, only to backout at the last moment?"
Batgirl then spoke up while holding a remote "Jack give me one good reason why I shouldn't detonate the itching powder bomb strapped to your vagina"
Jack rubbed her temples, she could feel a headache coming on due to conflicting emotions.
She said "I'm sorry I'm not feeling well, I-I need some rest, Happy birthday Ben I hope I didn't spoil the mood"
Jack walked out of the room and her behavior left Ben and many of the girls shocked.
Meanwhile in the void between universes.
In the rainbow void Nemo and some other guardian were watching Ben's birthday party via a window into the star wars universe.
Nemo spoke "It seems that the seduction field I gave Ben is finally working on the psychotic biotic known as Jack"
The other guardian whose name was Marco (he appeared in an earlier chapter where he fought Doflamingo)
Asked "Nemo how does this seduction field work?"
Nemo replied "The Seduction field takes the smallest bit of natural physical attraction and amplifies it a thousand fold thus greatly increasing a girl's natural attraction to Ben, when the girl becomes attracted to Ben she wants to get to know him better and when she gets to know him better she falls in love with him"
Marco then asked "Why is Ben only now having multiple girlfriends?"
Nemo replied "Although I gave the seduction field to him when he was a baby shortly after I took him from Destron I designed it so that it wouldn't activate until he begins his journey to save the multiverse, I gave him the seduction field so he can have many wives with which he can sire a new generation of heroes to help him protect the multiverse which is incomprehensible vast"
Marco then asked "Why did it take so long to work on Jack?"
Nemo replied "Jack is full of anger and distrust towards people in general, she has been through a lot, even though she does possess a natural attraction to Ben it is suppressed by all the anger and distrust she holds to everyone around her, however today she let her guard down when she saw the amount of detail that Ben pays attention to to each of his girlfriends bodies.
She realized that Ben holds more then just some perverted personality, she realized that besides his hormones he also holds a lot of love and care for his girlfriends, he wants to please them and protect them just like they want to do for him.
And because she let her guard down the seduction field was able to get to work, amplifying her physical attraction to our chosen one"
Marco replied "Fascinating very fascinating, though is it wise to let this psychopath bear one of the chosen one's children?"
Nemo answered "Jack will change, give her time and she will prove to be a good wife and a good mother"
We now return to the party.
The speakers were blaring the song You get me high by skillet.
Ben was taking turns dancing with each of his girlfriends.
He was currently dancing with Nina, he twirled the topless Biosovortian dnalien around before sweeping her off her feet and dipping her.
Ben noticed that her boobs bounced and jiggled all the while.
And Nina noticed that Ben was staring at her boobs all the while.
Nina teasingly said "Ben you are such a perv"
Ben said in a pretend helpless voice "I can't help it your yellow boobs are so sexy and the way they bounce and jiggle when you move, you are a magnet for more then metal Nina"
Nina laughed and replied "And you are such a good dancer, I take it you are enjoying your birthday?"
Ben twirled Nina around again before he kissed her, the kiss lasted for thirty seconds and they both enjoyed it, before Ben answered "I sure am!"
Nina replied "I am too"
Ben and Nina continued dancing for three minutes (at which point another song by skillet this one Battlecry began playing) before Nina tossed Ben to Sorano and he began to dance with her.
Ben said to Sorano "Well hello my precious little topless angel"
Sorano giggled and said "Ben you sure have a way with words"
Ben and Sorano began dancing to the skillet song Battlecry.
Ben twirled Sorano and even threw her up into the air and caught her.
Sorano smiled at Ben and said "You sure do know how to make me fly Ben"
Ben while smiling replied "And you sure do know how to arouse me Sorano"
Ben lifted Sorano up into the air and he planted a kiss on both of her breasts making her moan in pleasure before he resumed dancing with her.
After ten minutes Sorano had to give Ben up and she reluctantly parted ways and gave him to Sandersonia.
Sandersonia smiled down at Ben and said "Hello handsome" before picked Ben up off the ground and brought him up to her level.
She initiated a kiss with him, one which he gladly returned, and soon the two were tongue wrestling.
Ben's normal tongue vs Sandersonia's long snake like tongue.
Needless to say Sandersonia won like she always does when she and Ben tongue wrestle.
After two minutes of kissing and tongue wrestling the duo parted for air.
After she caught her breath Sandersonia said "You lose again Handsome"
Ben replied "I'll beat you one day Sandersonia"
Sandersonia smiled teasingly "I doubt that, my tongue is longer and stronger then yours, but there is one thing you're good at that I could never hope to catch up on"
Ben smiled and asked "What's that?"
Sandersonia replied "Making me cum, I could never make myself cum the way you do"
Ben laughed and then asked "Shall we dance my snake princess?"
Sandersonia giggled and replied "I love it when you call me that, let's dance"
Sandersonia lowered Ben and held him to her breasts allowing him to use her breasts as a pillow while she swayed him from side to side and eventually began twirling while holding him in her arms.
After ten minutes of dancing Ben's communicator began beeping at first he didn't hear it because the music was so loud but then his communicator got loud enough for him to hear it over the music.
Ben then said "Wait a moment, Sandersonia please put me down someone is calling me on my communicator"
Sandersonia now that she listened in, heard the beeping too.
She reluctantly put Ben down and she thought 'Please don't let it be a mission, not on his birthday'
Ben yelled for Ahsoka to turn the music down before he activated the communicator.
A hologram of Anakin appeared on the circular device.
Although Anakin could see a hologram of Ben on his own device Anakin couldn't see the girls as each communicator could only project a hologram of a single person at once.
(Good thing too)
Anakin began speaking "Hello Ben I know it's your birthday hence the reason why I came all the way to Bespin to deliver your birthday present, but there is a mission you and your team must undertake Destron's forces have attacked the iskalloni homeworld we need your team to help the iskalloni fight the invaders off"
Ben asked "The Iskalloni? Why do you want us to help them? I mean they like to kidnap and enslave members of other races especially humans forcing them to work in lethal environments so they don't have to"
Anakin replied "Well the council thinks that if we help them we can earn some good will from them, personally I don't like any race who enslaves another but I have no voice in the matter anyways let me in and I will give you your gift"
Anakin held up a box that was wrapped in green and red wrapping paper.
Ben said "Okay I will do that right away" and ended the transmission.
Ben began to walk over to the door but was then yanked back by an invisible force.
Ahsoka said "Ben wait! Let us get our tops back on first, you're the only guy we are comfortable with seeing us topless!"
Ben rubbed the back of his head nervously and said "Sorry Ahsoka, Sorry to all of you girls"
Ahsoka and the rest of Ben's girlfriends began to put their clothes back on covering their breasts back up.
Borsalinophia put her bra back on and her shirt, tie and dress.
Viola put her bra and dress back on too.
Soon all of Ben's girlfriends (except for Mystique who never wears clothes) were fully clothed.
Ahsoka then said "Okay now you can open the door, Master Anakin would have been mortified if he had seen me topless"
Borsalinophia then chimed in "And Padme probably would have killed him if she found out that he had seen other women topless, even if it was an accident"
Ben then pressed the button that lowered the ramp letting Anakin enter The Hero's hand.
Anakin smiled at Ben and said "Happy birthday Ben, here is your present"
Anakin handed Ben the box and Ben unwrapped it and inside was a green glass figurine of a sarlacc.
Anakin said "I thought you would want to add some decor to your ship"
Ben looked around the living room and acknowledged it did need some decor to make it more fascinating.
So Ben placed the figurine on a desktop near a recliner.
Ben then said "Thank you Anakin"
It was then that Nemo appeared in a white flash of light.
Nemo said "Ben you are going to have to split your team up, I got a mission for you in another universe, Universe B10UA888 an alternate version of your home universe"
Ben replied "Okay Nemo tell me about this universe"
Nemo answered "Well like I said this universe is an alternate version of your universe, it contains genderbent versions of the people you know in your universe and even a genderbent version of you, not only that humans don't exist in this universe and instead 5 legged three mouthed one eyed coffee makers that communicate by beat boxing and breathe propane and drink bleach, exist in humanity's place"
Nemo used his reality warping powers to create a psychic projection of what one of the sentient coffee makers looked like.
It looked like a black coffee maker with one human like eye on the top of it and three mouths one cow mouth, one goonch catfish mouth, and one mouse mouth.
Their five legs reminded Jack and Ashley of the legs of a quarian except the feet were facing backwards.
They had no arms so how they grabbed things was a mystery.
Nemo continued "As you can see they don't have arms but they have a minor telekinesis that allows them to grab objects within a certain distance, now for the history of this universe.
In this universe it is currently the year 2419, 10 years ago today Benjina, Ben's female coffee maker counterpart gained the omnitrix and used it to help the feminist of her earth conquer earth and as many of its colonies as possible and chase men off it and its colonies, killing the men who didn't flee, this sparked a war between the sexes, there is The empire of all knowing feminists which is all female and ruled by feminists.
It seeks to eradicate the male coffee makers, then there is The Meneration of planets an all male space faring government which is fighting for the male genders right to live, I want you to help The Meneration of planets.
There are defectors from the Empire of all knowing feminists, these defectors are female versions of people that are male in your universe Ben, they have fallen in love with the male versions of people that are female in your universe.
For instance General Gwenward is this universe's version of your cousin Gwen, he is male and an anthropomorphic coffee maker, he is in a relationship with Alice albright a female coffee maker version of Alan albright.
Then there is lieutenant Henry wheels a male version of Helen wheels he is in a relationship with Mandy armstrong.
And finally there is Corporal Steve a male version of your old enemy swift, who is in a relationship with Piercette a female coffee maker version of your deceased friend pierce
Anyways the defectors have been discovered and imprisoned by The Empire of all knowing feminists and are awaiting execution, Ben you need to dispatch atleast two of your teammates to rescue the defectors, while the rest of your team that you bring along should be divided between taking out the ground troops, the space battle, and trying to board the capital ship of The Empire of all knowing feminists fleet"
Ben knew that now was time to divide his team up, he needed to send some of them to help the iskalloni in the universe they were currently in, so he chose Tsunade, Jack, Sandersonia, and Nyreen.
Tsunade said "I'll get Jack I hope she is feeling better by now"
Ben then had to decide who the two girls that would be breaking the defectors out of the imperial prison would be.
Ben chose Shirahoshi and Mistress centipede.
Shirahoshi thought 'My first assignment, I hope I don't mess it up!' before she said in a determined voice "I promise I won't fail you Ben-sama!"
Mistress centipede said to Ben "Neither will I Ben!"
Ben then selected Borsalinophia to help them with the space battle, because in her light form she didn't need to breathe and she could easily blow up enemy space ships.
Ben then asked Anakin "Anakin since my ship will be going to Universe B10UA888 will you please take Sandersonia, Nyreen, Tsunade and Jack to the iskalloni homeworld to help the iskalloni?"
Anakin smiled and said "Sure Ben, oh by the way cool necklace"
Ben smiled and said "Thanks! Sorano gave it to me!"
With those words Anakin left The Hero's hand with Sandersonia, Nyreen, Tsunade and Jack.
Before she left Sandersonia picked Ben up off the floor and gave him a quick kiss and said "I'm sorry these missions had to come up on your birthday Ben" she then put him down.
Ben replied "No worries Sandersonia, I have come to expect a busy schedule as the chosen one and we had a great party before it was interrupted"
Once Anakin, Sandersonia, Nyreen, Tsunade, and Jack were off the ship Ben headed to the cockpit.
He made sure Anakin and the 4 girls who left were a safe distance away before he began to make his ship take off.
He piloted The Hero's hand out of Bespin's atmosphere and once out of Bespin's atmosphere he used the multiverse travel drive to cut a portal to the void between universes.
He piloted the ship into the rainbow void and had to look away so he didn't go mad.
He allowed the GPS to guide him through the void until he reached the crystal ball that was Universe B10UA888.
He then used the multiverse travel drive to cut open a portal into that universe and piloted The Hero's hand into it.
He then found him ship surrounded by inky blackness.
Ben said "Well atleast this universe has normal space"
Alissa spoke up "As Obi wan would say that depends on your point of view, from my point of view black space isn't normal as in my universe space is white"
Ben then said "Obi wan is a wise man, I'm glad that he's our friend, anyways we are heading to a planet named Man which is the capital of The Meneration of planets there we will offer them our help, also I am setting up the universal translator so they will understand what we're saying and vice versa"
Smurfette who was standing on Mistress centipede's shoulder asked "I forgot what language do these coffee makers speak again?"
Ben replied "They speak by beat boxing"
Ahsoka spoke up "As Obi wan would say, strange to us but normal to them"
The Hero's hand began approaching the solar system where The Planet Man was located.
Meanwhile on the planet Man.
The planet Man was a hostile world filled with acidic reign and fierce eight hundred per hour scalding hot winds.
There were bio domes on the planet where the male coffee makers resided, the bio domes replicated the conditions the coffee makers thrived in which was an atmosphere of propane and tanks full of bleach for them to drink.
In one of the bio domes there was a male coffee maker who had red hair done in a bowlcut, he was wearing a pair of khakis that was designed to accommodate his five legs.
This was General Gwenward the leader of the army of The Meneration of planets.
Right next to him was a blue coffee maker that had a blue and black striped tail and had kineceleran feet but backwards.
This was Lieutenant Henry wheels who is a kineceleran coffee maker hybrid.
Henry wheels said to Gwenward (and I am translating their speech from their beatboxing language to english) "Why aren't we going to launch a rescue mission for our girlfriends? I mean your girlfriend is also scheduled to be executed! They have done so much for us! They have acted as our spies within The Empire and now we are just going to let them die?"
Gwenward took a deep breath through all three of his mouths and closed his single eye before opening his eye and breathing out.
Gwenward replied "I hate it as much as you do but The Meneration council has deemed that a rescue mission would be to costly, we need all of our ships here in the capital system, we know that The Empire of all knowing feminists is preparing a final attack to wipe out the male gender once and for all"
Henry scowled "And it will be led by that bitchy cousin of yours, damn her and damn her omnitrix, it has cost us a lot of good men"
Gwenward couldn't help but agree.
A coffee maker who was monitoring a computer then said "General an unknown craft has entered our system!"
Gwenward and Henry wheels tensed up.
General Gwenward asked "Is it Imperial?"
The coffee maker who was monitoring the computer said "I don't think so, no craft of The Empire of all knowing feminists is this small, it is the size of a 1 story house, yet I am detecting the energy of an entire fleet of ships emanating from it which doesn't make sense.
I doubt this ship was designed by coffee makers like us"
Gwenward thought 'Maybe this ship was designed by one of our galaxy's alien races, but why would an alien race be entering The Galactic Gender war now when it has been going on for ten years now and all the aliens we have appealed to for help have refused to help?'
The coffee maker monitoring the computer then said "Sir should we have our ships shoot it down"
Lieutenant Henry Wheels said "It is a potential threat so yes of course it must be shot down"
General Gwenward rolled his eye at his second in command/ best friends hot headed demeanor.
Gwenward said "No, don't attack first, it could be an alien race offering help for the first time ever, and from what you said about your readings the ship is extremely powerful so it would be wise not to provoke it, have the GSB Galaxy scrotum intercept it and hail it"
"Aye sir" said the Coffee maker monitoring the computer before relaying the orders to the Galaxy scrotum one of the ships in orbit around their planet.
Henry wheels then spoke saying to Gwenward "Gwenward are you sure that ship won't attack us?!"
Gwenward replied "No but we can't go around attacking strangers without provocation, that would make us as bad as The Empire of all knowing feminists"
Meanwhile in orbit of the Planet Man.
The Hero's hand began approaching the red inhospitable world (which looked like a combination between venus and mars but was twice the size of Earth)
It was cutoff from entering the atmosphere by a ship that looked like a white tear drop that had three rings on the back of it, what was most bizarre about this ship was the fact that on the front of it it had a massive penis and testicles constructed on top of it!
(Just imagine the USS Orville from the orville but with a giant penis and a pair of testicles on top of the front of it)
Once Ben saw the ship he shouted in surprise "Holy shit that ship is one big scrotum!"
The girls who were in the living room behind heard this and came to the cockpit to see what Ben was talking about.
Once Ahsoka saw it she said "Who in their right minds would build a ship resembling male genitalia?!"
Alissa said "You got that right Ahsoka! I'm someone who is still getting used to the idea of aliens and this ship is more outrageous then any ship I've seen built by aliens in your universe Ahsoka, not that aliens like you are weird it's just I'm not used to seeing your kind because there were no aliens in my universe"
Isosceles spoke up "Well the sight of a giant cock like that, reminds me of a special someone's privates that I really love touching"
She winked at Ben when she said this and proceeded to grab his crotch and massage it.
Ben moaned before saying "Isosceles not here we're on a mission"
Isosceles retracted her hand and said "Sorry Ben but I expect you to satisfy my desires later"
Shyarly then spoke up "Well it makes me feel horny too, Ben when this mission is over and done with be prepared to fuck me too"
Smoothie looked at the ship and said "That is the strangest yet most erotic ship I have ever seen"
Batgirl gazed at the ship feeling aroused and then turned to Mystique and asked "Does Ben's penis look like that?"
Mystique laughed and shook her head before she replied "No his penis is even sexier"
Ben blushed and said "Girls focus we're on a mission and we're being hailed so please be quiet!"
Ben then accepted the hail and a coffee maker who was pink and had yellow horns above his single eye and a pink tail appeared on the screen.
Ben already had the universal translator active so he was able to understand Corporal steve (the male version of swift) and vice versa.
Surrounding corporal steve were several "normal" coffee makers (as normal as the coffee makers of this universe could be) who unlike him weren't hybrids.
Corporal steve said "Greetings Strange alien life form my name is Steve I am a corporal of The Meneration of planets and Captain of The Genital star blaster Galaxy scrotum, please identify yourself and state your intentions"
Alissa upon hearing the name of the ship thought 'Who the hell would name their ship Galaxy scrotum?! Well apparently these guys, so stupid'
Ben replied in a polite tone trying to suppress his laughter at the ship's name "Greetings corporal my name is Ben tennyson and I am here to help you fight The Empire of all knowing feminists"
When Ben said his name Corporal Steve's single eye widened and the coffee maker's around him gasped.
Corporal steve replied "Your last name is Tennyson, the same last name as our general Gwenward and our most hated enemy Benjina, and your first name sounds so similar to hers how come?"
Ben answered "Well that's a long story you see me and my team come from alternate universes, and I am an alternate counterpart to your universes Benjina and I am on a mission to save The multiverse from my evil father Destron"
Ben then explained how he was the chosen one and how he was gathering allies for the final battle against Destron by helping people across the multiverse in return for their help later.
Ben also told them about his past including how he used to have an omnitrix like their universes Benjina but now has the much more powerful Benivitrix.
Once he was done explaining Corporal steve asked "Do you have any proof of this Benivitrix? If you can prove it we will accept your claims of you and your team mates coming from alternate universes"
Ben said "Yeah I can prove it" before transforming into Ultimate big stink arms (an alien from chapter 12 that is a fusion between ultimate big chill, four arms and stink fly)
The coffee makers on the view screen including Corporal Steve gasped with Corporal steve noting in his mind
'That form looks like a combination between a tetramand, a lepidopterran and a necrofriggian, he really is telling the truth, this alien really is an alternate counterpart to Benjina and he can defeat her!'
Corporal steve then received orders he had on an ear piece from General Gwenward to let The Hero's hand land.
Corporal steve then said "You have been cleared for landing land at Biodome 6 its coordinates are being sent to your ships GPS"
Ben turned back into his human form and smiled and said "Thank you Corporal" before ending the transmission.
Ben then said "Well this version of Swift seems less evil then my universes version of Swift so everything is off to a good start so far'
Ben followed the coordinates to the biodome and entered through a one way force field that allowed his ship to enter but kept all the propane that the coffee makers needed to breathe in.
After he landed Ben said "Oh yeah these coffee makers breathe propane so we will need suits to survive in their environment everybody get suited up"
It took ten minutes but Ben and all the remaining girls got suited up, luckily the ships replicators were able to create custom suits for the larger then average girls such as Shirahoshi, Borsalinophia and Smoothie.
Once they were all suited up (except for Nina, Isosceles and Alissa who don't need to breathe) they exited the ship via the ramp.
(Except Shirahoshi who was teleported out)
That is when they met General Gwenward.
Gwenward was surprised at the amount of people who exited the ship he was also surprised at the amount of different species they were, he didn't think that many people could fit inside a ship so small.
Gwenward noticed that all of them were wearing space suits and correctly assumed it was because they breathed oxygen like the majority of the races they encountered.
Gwenward then said "Welcome Ben I eagerly accept any help you and your myriad of friends can provide, it's nice to meet a version of my cousin who is not trying to kill me"
Ben chuckled and replied "Ditto"
Gwenward asked surprised "Are you saying that my counterpart has tried to kill you?"
Ben replied "Well not my universes version of you but yet another universes version of you who is a porcupine radical islamic terrorist has tried to kill me"
Gwenward was shocked by this information and said nothing for fifteen seconds which concerned Ben before Gwenward replied "The Multiverse is unusual to the extreme"
Ben then said "I already have a plan on how we'll help you, Shirahoshi and Mistress centipede will be sent to the prison to rescue your girlfriends, my girlfriend Borsalinophia will help with the space battle while the rest of the girls will help you fight off any ground troops that make it to the surface of this planet"
Ben then began introducing the girls that make up his team.
When Ben explained he has multiple girlfriends Gwenward chuckled and said "Wow I would like to see my cousin Benjina's reaction to finding out that not only does she have a male counterpart but her male counterpart has a harem"
Ben replied in an embarrassed tone "I like to think of it as a big family"
And then Nina spoke up "And we like to think of it as a sisterhood!"
Gwenward replied "If you say so, now do you even know where the prison is?"
Ben answered "No, we need you to tell us that"
Gwenward answered "The prison is called Hope is lost it is in the Sol system it is created out of the remains of Mars' two moons Phobos and Deimos which were blown up by The Empire of all knowing feminists and haphazardly stapled together into the shape of a uterus converting the two moons into one giant space station, the prison holds political prisoners such as any woman who opposses the empire and any man who gets captured, all prisoners are scheduled for execution"
Ben then replied "Good Mistress centipede and Shirahoshi there is a map of The Milky way galaxy in my ships gps you should be able to use it to find Hope is lost, also The Hero's hand has a cloaking device so you should be able to sneak inside The Space station"
Mistress centipede then said "Ben it'll be impossible to sneak inside the moons turned space station with Shirahoshi, she is simply to tall"
Ben thought about that for a few moments before answering "Sneak inside the space station, have The Hero's hands teleporters teleport you to where the prisoners are, free the prisoners then go for an all out assault to get out of there"
Mistress centipede smiled a smile that was full of battle lust "Sounds good to me, do you want us to leave now?"
Ben answered "Yes"
Mistress centipede walked back inside The Hero's hand and then activated The teleporter to teleport Shirahoshi back in.
After five minutes Mistress centipede made the ship take off and exit the one way force field.
Ben then said "I guess we should now start preparing for the arrival of those angry feminists?"
Meanwhile in Imperial space.
We come upon a blue ship that looks like a blue cylinder with numerous solar sails on it and with a nipple on the front (imagine the babylon 5 space station from the show Babylon 5 but with a giant metal nipple on it)
This was the Nipple cruiser Tits of Mjolnir the flagship of the imperial fleet, it was leading an armada of one thousand ships (that were also Nipple cruisers) towards the capital of The Meneration of planets to wipe out their species male gender once and for all.
On the rainbow bridge of this ship sat Benjina (the ships captain), Ben's female coffee maker counterpart.
She was a black female coffee maker with the typical one eye, 3 mouths with one catfish mouth, one cow mouth and one mouse mouth and she had five quarian like legs with her feet facing backwards and no arms.
She possessed brown hair done in a bun.
She had a blue and gold omnitrix (it looked like the alien force omnitrix but with Ben 23's omnitrix color scheme) but since she had no arms it instead went on her middle leg.
She had breasts, three of them right underneath her three mouths and her breast were covered up by a blue shirt.
All three of her mouths were smiling she thought 'Finnaly after ten years I will be able to accomplish the empresses dream of destroying the male gender once and for all! I have devoted most of my life towards the empresses cause and it will all pay off today! I haven't been this happy since I killed Fright toupee!' (Frightwig's male coffee maker counterpart)
Meanwhile in the sol system
We come upon a uterus shaped space station that looks like it is made out of brown and grey rock stapled haphazardly together.
This is Hope is lost the prison that is constructed out of Mars' two moons Phobos and Deimos.
The Hero's hand had its cloaking technology on so it was able to get passed all of the imperial defences without being detected and is now currently entering through a one way force field.
Mistress centipede piloted the ship through the field that was keeping the propane in and landed the ship.
Mistress centipede and Shirahoshi were both still wearing environmental suits that had portable oxygen so they could survive in the propane filled environment.
After Mistress centipede landed the ship she asked Shirahoshi (who was in the living room behind the cockpit) "Are you ready to fight Shirahoshi?"
Shirahoshi had her electric rake slung over her shoulder and she answered "Yes I am Mistress centipede sama"
Mistress centipede then replied "Good be prepared to teleport in three-two-one!"
Mistress centipede activated the teleporter and they were both teleported outside the ship and to the tenth floor of the prison and right in front of the cell where Alice, Mandy and Piercette were being kept in.
Alice albright looked like a normal female coffee maker, she was a dark black she had five quarian like legs with backwards facing feet, no arms, one eye, one mouse mouth, one cat fish mouth and one cow mouth.
She had black hair done into pig tails.
She was wearing a black and white horizontaly striped jumpsuit and being forced to wear a pink ankle bracelet that drained her strength and kept her from using her powers (transforming into her pyronite form).
Then there was Mandy armstrong a tetramand coffeemaker hybrid, unlike a pureblooded coffee maker she was red and she actually had arms, four of them to be exact besides her red skin and four arms she looked like a normal coffee maker.
She had black hair done into a pony tail.
She was also wearing a black and white horizontaly striped jumpsuit with a pink ankle bracelet that drained her strength.
Finally there was Piercette, she looked like a coffee maker with spikes on her face, she possessed black hair that was white in the middle.
The three girls in the cell gaped at Mistress centipede and Shirahoshi after they teleported in.
Mandy was the first to speak addressing Shirahoshi "Holy crap what the hell are you? You're big! Not as big as a to'kustar but still big! And why are you two here? And who are you two"
Shirahoshi was to shy to answer so Mistress centipede answered "That is Shirahoshi I am Mistress centipede and we are here to rescue you and take you back to Planet Man"
Alice perked up "So you're helping our boyfriends, good they need all the help they can get with the full might of the empire bearing down on them"
Piercette then spoke "So do you two know the combination to our cell?"
Mistress centipede prepared her fish launcher and replied "Who needs a combination when you got a sweet weapon like mine?"
She then launches a plastic swordfish into the control panel that keeps the cell locked upon impact and impalement the control panel sparked and four seconds later the pink see through cell door slid upwards.
And that's when the alarms began to blare.
Alice said "Shit! Get these power draining ankle bracelets off us!"
Mistress centipede, who had 6 arms grabbed onto each girls ankle bracelet and with a squeeze crushed it and then with a tug shattered them.
Alice instantly transformed into her pyronite coffee maker hybrid form, her hair turning into fire and her body turning into rock otherwise she retained her coffee maker features such as her one eye, no arms, five legs and three mouths.
Mandy meanwhile could feel her super strength returning.
And Piercette pulled a spike out of her face and prepared to wield it as a weapon against the guards that were soon to swarm them.
Mandy said "What are we waiting for?! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
The group of five made towards the elevator which was extremely large for the purpose of transporting a huge number of guards or a huge number of prisoners simultaneously, luckily this allowed Shirahoshi to fit on it.
Once on the elevator Mistress centipede hit the button for the first floor dock.
The elevator began to go down.
However it stopped at the 9th floor and the door slid open to reveal a huge garrison of guards (all female coffee makers)
Mistress centipede said "Well looks like we are going to have to fight our way out after all"
Mandy smiled and cracked the knuckles on all four of her hands and said "I was hoping to get some payback against the bitches who imprisoned us"
The guards were carrying weapons that looked like phasers from star trek.
As Mandy charged the leader of the guards yelled "Fire!" and they began firing, their weapons shooting pink uterus shaped lasers.
However these lasers weren't strong enough to harm a tetramand or a tetramand coffee maker hybrid and Mandy was unscathed.
She shoulder checked a guard with enough force the guard was sent flying and was killed instantly.
She then punched four guards simultaneously one guard per arm and each guard was killed upon impact.
All four of her fists became a fists of fury as she began pummeling her former captors.
In ten seconds she had punched and killed fifty guards and there were still more guards pouring in.
Mandy then clapped all four of her hands together creating a shockwave that sent the hundreds of guards flying.
Some guards were knocked unconscious when they hit the wall while others remained conscious but daze.
Mandy then looked back at her friends and her rescuers and said "What are you waiting for? These fascist bitches aren't going to kill themselves"
Mistress centipede decided to join the battle and began firing plastic swordfishes that are like arrows into the crowd of guards, she shot three of them in the eye with the shot penetrating their brain.
She then shot four more in the chest before using her signature attack tornado twister.
Mistress centipede (still in her grey envirosuit) spun her body around at great speeds and ripped seventy five guards to shreds.
She then went back to using her fish launcher.
Alice shot a ball of flame the size of a monster truck.
Its explosion engulfed thirty guards.
She then began shooting smaller balls of flame that killed the other guards one by one.
Piercette meanwhile used the spike she grew from her body to stab guards and she nimbly dodged their laser blasts simultaneously.
Piercette threw the spike horizontaly and impaled three guards through the side simultaneously.
She then pulled the spike out and threw it like a javelin into the forehead of another guard.
She ran towards the guards dead body and ripped the spike out of her (the guards) forehead and dodged another pink uterus laser shot at her from yet another guard before charging that guard and impaling her.
Shirahoshi meanwhile was making the biggest impact due to her size.
She used her giant electric rake to sweep at the army of guards cutting and electrocuting them simultaneously, she killed fifty guards in a single sweep.
Another sweep another fifty guards died.
"Concentrate your fire on that giant to'kustar wannabe!" someone shouted before being taken down by a fireball from Alice.
Shirahoshi meanwhile was beginning to have doubts thought 'I thought I was going to kill monsters not sentient beings, this*pauses* this is horrible, I feel like a murderer!'
So Shirahoshi hesitated to do a third swing as the remaining guards began to reign fire upon her.
Mistress centipede noticed this and said "Shirahoshi don't just stand there, kill those guards"
Luckily due to her envirosuit Shirahoshi was completely unharmed.
She had a tear rolling down her eye as she said to Mistress centipede "Mistress centipede sama, I don't mind killing monsters but these guards they are intelligent life forms who most likely have friends and family at a home waiting for them"
Mandy grabbed four of the guards who were firing on Shirahoshi and crushed their skulls before saying "For Christ's sake these guards are EVIL! They have probably killed their male family members for crying out loud! And they are not hesitating to kill you so why should you hesitate to kill them?!"
Mistress centipede just sadly sighed before saying "Shirahoshi this is war it's unavoidable that you kill intelligent lifeforms during war, it's kill or be killed, tell me do you want to die here and never see your father and brothers ever again?"
Shirahoshi slowly shook her head no.
Mistress centipede then said "Well you will die here if you don't fight, and these people we're fighting, they would consider your father and brothers trash and kill them without a second thought and for no reason other then them being the wrong gender now are those good people?"
Shirahoshi got a determined look in her eyes she answered "No"
Mistress centipede replied "Kuso straight, well if you want to see your father and brothers again fight and you have nothing to be ashamed of by killing these guards"
Shirahoshi let out a battle cry and swung her electric rake but with this blow she killed one hundred and eighteen guards.
Now there were only thirty guards left and they were soon killed by Mistress centipede.
Mistress centipede said "These guys are nothing compared to Destron's monsters"
"Who's monsters?" asked Alice.
Mistress centipede then said "Oh yeah I didn't tell you about that stuff long story, I will tell you all about it along the way to planet Man"
Meanwhile in another room at the very top of the prison.
In this room were two figures who were watching a monitor.
On the monitor was Mistress centipede, Shirahoshi, Alice, Mandy and piercette getting back into the elevator and Piercette hacking the elevator forcing it to take them to the first floor.
Now who were the two figures watching the monitor?
Both were grey female coffee makers but one was seven feet tall and had a giant thumb nail on her head.
She unlike other coffee makers possesed arms, arms that had oven mitt like hands with a giant finger nail on each hand.
This was Thumbskullette (Thumbskull's female counterpart) the warden of the prison and a mutant coffee maker.
Right next to her was another mutant coffee maker this one being grey and having a few strands of black hair.
This was Vice warden Acid breath princess.
Acid breath princess said "I can't believe they managed to wipe out a fourth of our prisons guards and hack the elevator!"
Thumbskullette replied "Well Piercette, Mandy and Alice are all powerful fighters due to their alien heritage and Piercette is also really smart, then there are those two new arrivals who somehow snuck in to our prison they themselves are quite strong, come Acid breath princess we will group together with the prisons remaining guards on the first floor and take down the escapees and intruders there"
Acid breath princess replied "Yes warden!" and then accessed the intercom of the prison and made the announcement "All guards on all levels by the order of the warden head to your nearest elevator and go to the first floor dock we will combat the intruders and escapees there!"
The vice warden then ended the transmission and joined Warden Thumbskulkette in the elevator.
In another elevator, the one where Piercette, Alice, Mandy, Mistress centipede and Shirahoshi are in.
The five girls heard the announcement.
Mistress centipede hissed before saying "Crap! We're going to be facing even more guards when we get to the first floor dock!"
Mandy smirked on all three of her mouths and said "Let them bring it on! I am eager to kill more guards!"
Piercette then spoke up "Actually there is a chance they can overwhelm us with sheer numbers and they might be able to subdue us if they have more power draining ankle bracelets"
Mandy only grunted and said "Whatever" in reply.
Soon the elevator arrived at its destination and the doors opened up.
They were greeted by the remaining 3/4ths of the prisons guards and in front of the guards was Warden Thumbskullette and Vice warden Acid breath princess.
Mandy narrowed her eye at the warden she said in a low angry tone "Warden"
Thumbskullette grinned with all three of her mouths and replied "Hello Mandy you were quite the troublesome prisoner, but I offer you, your fellow escapees and your attempted rescuers this one chance surrender and be imprisoned or die"
Mandy yelled "like hell we will!" she ran towards and punched Thumbskullette with enough force to kill a regular coffee maker.
But Thumbskullette was a mutant coffee maker who possessed enhanced strength and durability so instead of being killed she was sent flying back into the crowd of guards where she collided into twenty of them with enough force to kill them.
Thumbskullette got back up onto her five feet, wiped the fluorescent yellow blood off of her and simply laughed before saying "I hope you would fight, attack!"
And thus the battle began again.
Mandy said "Girls I'll handle the warden!"
Piercette wielding one of her bodies spikes said "And I'll handle the vice warden!"
Shirahoshi then said "I guess that leaves Alice, you and I to handle the guards right Mistress centipede sama?"
"Right" confirmed Mistress centipede.
Mistress centipede then used her fish launcher to launch three plastic swordfish into three different guards.
Shirahoshi sweeped her giant electric rake through the crowd of guards and killed fifty one of them.
The remaining guards began firing.
But once again the escapees durability and the rescuers environmental suits protected them.
Alice launched a constant stream of fire balls and she hit thirteen guards.
She then created a huge fire ball and threw it into the crowd of guards baking thirty to a crisp.
She then launched a constant stream of fire from her mouth and set fifteen guards of fire.
Meanwhile Mistress centipede used her tornado twister attack to shred eighty three guards.
She then resumed using her fish launcher and shot four more guards.
Meanwhile with the Mandy vs Thumbskullette fight.
Mandy using both of her right hands, punched The warden knocking her back nine feet.
The warden regained her footing and punched Mandy.
Mandy blocked the punch using her upper pair of arms and tried to use her lower pair of arms to punch the warden however the warden dodged.
The warden then launched another punch and this one broke through Mandy's block and sent the coffee maker tetramand hybrid flying fifteen feet up into the air.
Mandy eventually fell to the floor, and Thumbskullette ran towards her so she could punch her while she was down.
However Mandy refused to let that happen and kicked the warden sending the warden flying thirty nine feet up into the air before she came crashing down.
Mandy then got back up onto her feet and ran towards Thumbskullette and got on top of the warden before she could get up.
Once she was on top of the warden she began punching the warden with all four of her arms.
She managed to punch the warden six times with both pairs of arms before the warden overpowered her and threw her off.
The warden's single eye was swollen and she had fluorescent yellow blood leaking from all three of her mouths.
She wiped the blood off and said in an angry tone "Damn you, I swear I won't let you pass not as long as I'm alive!"
Mandy had her own injuries, her upper pair of arms were bruised and her middle mouth (the catfish mouth) was broken.
Mandy through her two other mouths said "I'll just have to kill you then biatch!"
Thumbskullette roared in anger and charged.
Mandy dodged the first punch but was hit in the eye by the second punch being sent staggering back ten feet.
Thumbskullette then decided to play dirty and ran up to Mandy and kicked her in her breasts.
Mandy gasped in pain and fell to her knees.
Mandy said in between gasps "You cheating bitch!"
Thumbskullette simply grinned and then kicked Mandy in the face knocking her on her back.
Thumbskullette then raised three out of five of her feet, preparing to stomp on Mandy's face until she dies.
But then a huge fire ball hit Thumbskullette and she was sent flying back by the resulting explosion thirty feet away.
Mandy knew that Alice had sent that fireball and Mandy mouthed her thanks, still in too much pain to speak loudly.
Alice simply smiled and resumed shooting fireballs at the guards.
Mandy then forced herself to stand up and tried to ignore the pain coming from her breasts.
Thumbskullette then reappeared and she was now burnt and very mad "I have had enough of all of you traitors! Siding with filthy horny rapist men over your own gender! I will make you all suffer! And even IF you make it past me Benjina will bring you to justice!"
Thumbskullette then charged raising both of her fists (just a reminder Thumbskullette only has arms because she is a mutant and Mandy has arms because she is a hybrid)
Mandy managed to grab both punches with her lower arms before she began pummeling the wardens face with her upper arms.
After ten punches with each of her upper arms the warden fell unconscious.
Mandy then threw the blood covered unconscious warden onto the floor.
Mandy said "You don't deserve to live Thumbskullette, and killing you will demoralize the empire with the loss of one of their strongest fighters"
Mandy then pounced on the unconscious Thumbskullette and began pounding her until her face caved in splattering the floor with brain matter and fluorescent yellow blood.
Meanwhile with the Piercette vs Acid breath princess fight.
Piercette threw a spike at Vice warden Acid breath princess however the vice warden dodged before initiating her own attack an acid attack spewing acid from all three of her mouths.
Piercette managed to dodge the three globs of acid before she pulled out three more spikes from her body and threw them all one by one at the vice warden.
The vice warden managed to dodge the first two however the second one impaled her first mouth which was her cow mouth putting it out of commission.
Acid breath princess howled in pain out of her other two mouths before pulling the spike out.
She then said "You will pay for that traitor!"
Piercette smirked and replied "I would like to see you try mutant freak!"
Acid breath princess then began spitting globs of acid out of her two working mouths in a volley.
Piercette was nimble and managed to dodge all of them while pulling a spike out of her body.
She threw the spike and it hit Acid breath princess on the knee of her middle leg making her yell in pain again "Damn it!" she yelled! "You'll pay for that!"
Acid breath princess had to stop attacking so she could pull the spike out of her middle leg's knee.
Piercette took the chance to throw another spike this one impaling the middle mouth of Vice warden Acid breath princess.
Through her one remaining mouth her mouse mouth she cursed "For fuck's sake not again!"
She finished pulling the spike out of her middle leg's knee before she pulled the spike out of her middle mouth.
She then spit out another glob of acid out of her one working mouth.
And that was the last glob of acid she spat.
Piercette dodged and pulled a new spike from her body and threw it at the vice warden.
The spike impaled the vice warden's forehead and killed her.
After that there were only 66 guards left who upon seeing their warden and vice warden dead screamed and dropped their weapons.
They screamed out "We surrender!" and "Please don't kill us!"
And they all ran away.
Mandy huffed and said "Fucking pussies, I was hoping to kill more of our former captors"
Shirahoshi on the other hand felt the opposite emotion, relief "I'm just glad that I don't have to kill anymore intelligent life forms" she said.
Alice meanwhile turned back into her pure blooded coffee maker form and then asked "Mistress centipede, Shirahoshi where is your ship?"
Mistress centipede answered "It's invisible" before pulling out a remote that deactivated The Hero's hand's camouflage and revealed the ship.
Alice, Piercette and Mandy gaped.
They simultaneously asked "How the hell did Shirahoshi fit inside that thing?"
Mistress centipede explained "Well it's got a teleporter that teleports her in and it's bigger on the inside"
Mistress centipede used the remote to lower the ramp so that she could enter the ship.
Alice, Piercette and Mandy went to enter but mistress centipede held her hand up for them to stop.
She then handed them each an environmental suit ones that will provide them with propane to breathe in The Hero's hand's oxygen environment.
Mistress centipede had to explain the two different atmospheres thing also.
The three escapees put on their suits and entered The Hero's hand.
Mistress centipede once in the cockpit, then closed the ramp and activated the teleporter to teleport Shirahoshi in.
Once Shirahoshi and Mistress centipede were both back in their ship and out of the stations propane atmosphere, they took off their suits.
Mistress centipede then began to pilot the ship out of the station and once out of the station she began to explain the whole multiverse thing.
Meanwhile with Benjina's fleet.
Benjina's fleet was just minutes away from The planet Man.
When a crew member said "Captain we are receiving a transmission from the prison Hope is lost!"
"Patch it through" ordered Benjina.
On the bridges viewscreen an image of one of the stations remaining sixty six guards popped up.
"Lady Benjina I am terribly sorry to report this news but Alice albright, Mandy armstrong, and Piercette have escaped!"
A vein throbbed on Benjina's head "What?" she growled.
The guard on the viewscreen got visibly nervous "Not only that there are only sixty six of us guards left at Hope is lost"
"WHAT?!" Benjina yelled "I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE WARDEN THESE CASUALTIES AND ESCAPES ARE UNACCEPTABLE!"
The guard looked terrified now.
"L-lady Benjina I I am most sorry of all to report this but Warden Thumbskullette and Vice warden Acid breath princess are both dead"
Benjina gaped with all three of her mouths for ten seconds, the guard on the screen as well as her subordinates on the bridge knew this was the calm before the storm and braced themselves.
"WHAAAAAAT?!" She yelled before she continued "HOW DID YOU INCOMPETENT JACKASSES LET SUCH A THING HAPPEN?!"
The guard on the view screen began shaking and explained how the two intruders had snuck onto the station and broke the prisoners out and killed the majority of the guards.
Benjina however was still enraged "And you didn't fight until the very last woman?!"
The guard replied "They were to powerful! Each and every one of them! One of them was a giant for crying out loud!"
Benjina growled before replying "You swore an oath to give your lives to The Empire of all knowing feminists when the time came, you broke that oath, because of your cowardice your services are no longer required"
Benjina pressed a button on her chair (Benjina is a normal coffee maker so she has no arms but a telekinetic field that allows her to grab stuff and push buttons)
She then said "Have fun suffocating"
The button sent a signal to the station Hope is lost and the signal made the station vent all of its propane into space thus leaving all the coffee makers in it to suffocate.
The guard on the viewscreen began gasping for propane, she said "Benjina *gasp* please*gasp* don't do this! *gasp* I'm loyal!"
Benjina replied "If you were truly loyal you would have died fighting the intruders and escaped prisoners"
Benjina then told one of her subordinates to end the transmission.
Once the transmission was ended Benjina thought to herself 'So The Meneration has a few new allies? I'll crush them as well when I invade Planet Man!'
A crew member then reported "Captain we will exit Hyperspace and enter the capital system of The Meneration in 3-2-1"
And just like that they exited hyperspace all one thousand and one nipple cruisers.
However ten seconds after they exited three of their ships suffered punctures as a yellow light went right through them, causing critical damage and venting propane and crew members into outer space.
A crew member shouted "Captain our neighboring ships are being attacked!"
"Well what's attacking them?!" roared Benjina.
The crew member flinched before replying "I don't know but whatever it is it's made of pure energy and it's traveling at the speed of light, our ships can't dodge it without going to hyperspace!"
(The object that is attacking the nipple cruisers is Borsalinophia who has transformed into her light form, it's her job to participate in the space battle)
Borsalinophia's attack caused confusion and panic among the imperials as they couldn't see who was attacking them.
Genital star blasters of the meneration seized the opportunity and began firing on Nipple cruisers that were still standing.
Soon Benjina's ship The Tits of Mjolnir was taking fire from the GSB Galaxy scrotum.
Benjina cursed "Damn you Corporal Steve! I'll kill you for this! Return fire!"
The Tits of Mjolnir shot pink energy blasts at the Galaxy scrotum causing some punctures and killing some crew members on the Meneration vessel, but the meneration vessel already had a head start in causing damage to the Tits of Mjolnir.
A crew member reported to Benjina "Ma'am we have to abandon ship if we are to survive!"
Benjina growled in rage before saying "Fine, send orders to the remains of the armada, teleport to the planet below into the bio domes, we will battle it out with the meneration on the surface of their beloved capital!"
At this point due to Borsalinophia's help there were only fifteen ships left and they teleported their crew to the bio domes below to try to invade them.
Meanwhile at Bio dome 6.
At Bio dome 6 were Gwenward who had transformed into his all red anodite form, lieutenant Henry wheels who was armed with twin swords and his speed, Ben who was armed with the benivitrix (and still in an environmental suit)
Smoothie (who was also wearing an environmental suit) and armed with her superhuman strength and her sword.
Batgirl who was armed with her new lethal batarangs and was wearing an environmental suit.
Sokolaad who was armed with her organic blades and Plasma cutter.
And the eleven normal male coffee maker soldiers who were armed with gatling guns that shoot sperm cell shaped bullets.
General Gwenward said to Ben "I apologize for the lack of soldiers but we were really losing to the empire because of Benjina and her cloned soldiers before you and your team showed up"
Ben replied "That's okay, each and every single one of the girls that make up my team are powerful in their own right, they can handle whatever amount of cloned soldiers Benjina throws at them"
Ben had split his team up amongst the biodomes to assist the defenders of each dome in defending said dome from the empire of all knowing feminist's attack.
Ben in an orange flash of light then turned into a new form.
When the orange light cleared standing in Ben's place was a powdery white morbidly obese six foot tall clown like creature with green hair and a red bulbous nose.
He was wearing a green clown costume with yellow stars on it.
He no longer had the environmental suit on but luckily this form didn't need to breathe to survive so the propane atmosphere only made him uncomfortable.
(Have you guys ever seen the movie killer klowns from outer space? It's a great movie, you should be able to find it on netflix as long as they haven't taken the movie off, Ben has transformed into an alien clown from the movie)
The Benivitrix downloaded information about this species into Ben's head.
This dna sample was taken from a race called the Twisturanuals (Twist-er-ain-oo-uls) of the planet Twisturanus of Universe 0700G, this race possesses superhuman strength, durability, regeneration, can only be killed by the destruction of its nose, can jump great heights, can create deadly shadow puppets and can compress itself down to a smaller size.
This form is also armed with Twisturanual weaponry such as a cotton candy cocoon gun, acid pies, and a paper whistle ending in a grasping hand.
Ben said "Hmm I'll call this form Itman!"
Smoothie looked at Ben/ Itman in disgust and said "Well Itman you look like my mother when she puts on too much makeup! Please change back to your handsome base form the instant this battle is over!"
Itman replied in a sympathetic tone "You and Pudding really hate your mother don't you?"
Smoothie answered "Yes, she doesn't give a shit about us, she will kill us if we displease her or get in the way of one of her craving rampages, okay the latter isn't her fault because it's an eating disorder but the former is, she dictates every aspect of our lives like who we marry for instance, anyways I'm sorry if I offended you Ben"
Itman replied "No not at all Smoothie, if anything I am sorry I reminded you of your mother"
Batgirl then spoke up "I have mixed feelings about this form, I like the name you gave it because its a reference to stephen king's It but this forms green hair reminds me of The Joker which I don't like, yikes!"
Lieutenant Henry wheels then spoke up "Heads up everyone here comes the imperials"
The door which blocked entrance to the room of command exploded open and feminist troops began to pour in and fire pink uterus shaped lasers.
Three out of the eleven normal male coffee maker soldiers were shot before the remaining eight could return fire with their gatling guns, shooting sperm cell shaped bullets.
Twelve feminist troops went down but more came in.
"Everyone Attack!" yelled General Gwenward as he began firing bolts of red mana at the feminist troops who were pouring in like a swarm of bees.
Henry wheels used his swords and his speed to slice twenty troops in half in one second before slicing another twenty troops in half a second later.
Smoothie used her sword to create a sharp shockwave that sliced thirty nine troops into pieces.
She then kicked one troop with enough force that not only was that troop killed it was sent flying back through the blown open door and killed fifty five of the troops behind it in a shower of fluorescent yellow blood.
Smoothie then began hacking away at the crowd of troops as they continued pouring through slicing sixteen troops in five seconds.
Smoothie's size made her an easy target but luckily she possessed enhanced durability so the pink uterus shaped laser blasts didn't hurt her.
Batgirl meanwhile threw four batarangs simultaneously the four batarangs separated from each other and embedded themselves in the foreheads of four different troops.
Batgirl then unclipped a bat grenade from her belt and tossed it into a crowd of feminist troops and the explosion killed ten of them.
She then threw six more batarangs into the advancing troops killing six more of them.
But Batgirl like Shirahoshi from earlier was beginning to have doubts "M-Maybe I shouldn't be killing these coffee makers, they are intelligent life forms not monsters like the kind I am told Destron creates"
This hesitation almost got her killed as she paused to think over her moral dilemma, a pink uterus shaped laser was heading her way.
Luckily Sokolaad noticed Bat girl's life was in danger and used herself as a shield to protect Batgirl and even more luckily Sokolaad possessed superhuman durability so she was unharmed by the laser.
Sokolaad said "Batgirl don't hesitate to kill these troops, they won't hesitate to kill you"
Batgirl began to stammer "B-but I can knock them out right?"
Sokolaad shook her head no and replied "No, this is a war and in war you kill, plus Gwenward said these women are clones so that's another reason to feel less bad about killing them, they have no life outside of fighting this war!"
Batgirl nodded her head and answered "I understand, Thank you Sokolaad!"
Sokolaad replied "You're welcome, on this team we're all sisters and I will always help my sisters"
Batgirl then resumed fighting, throwing batarangs and the once in a lifetime grenade.
The feminist imperial troops tried to fight back but Batgirl had years of honing her reflexes on her side and was able to dodge the pink uterus shaped lasers they shot at her.
Sokolaad meanwhile used her organic blades to slash and stab some troops and her plasma cutter to cut others in half.
Sokolaad stabbed one troop with the organic blades on her left arm before she shot another troop with her plasma cutter.
She then took her organic blades out of the previous troop and ran forward and slashed three more troops.
She then dismembered the legs out from two troops and left them to bleed to death on the floor before she stabbed another troop.
Ben/ Itman meanwhile was using his cotton candy cocoon gun to encase the troops in cocoons of cotton candy.
He shot a beam of pink energy at one troop encasing said troop in a cotton candy cocoon and then shot three more troops with the pink beam of energy encasing them to.
He then began pulling acidic pies out of his pocket and began throwing them at the troops.
He threw five acidic pies at the faces of five different troops.
All pies hit their mark, resulting in said troops screaming in pain and running around in circles as their faces melted off before dying.
Itman then created a shadow puppet of a t rex which he made eat eight troops.
He then threw a volley of ten acidic pies into the crowd of feminist troops and hit ten of them.
He then switched back to using his cotton candy cocoon gun to encase the troops in cotton candy cocoons and encased four more of them before he decided to use the paper whistle that had a hand on it.
He put the paper whistle up to his mouth and blew, resulting in it stretching out and grabbing a troop and then slamming her against the wall so hard the wall dented and she died.
The troops tried fighting back by shooting Ben/ Itman but no matter how many times they shot him with their pink uterus shaped lasers he kept healing (that's because the only way to kill a Twisturanual is to destroy their nose)
He then threw three more acidic pies before he shot two more troops with his cotton candy cocoon gun thus encasing them.
He then went back to using shadow puppets to kill the troops.
Meanwhile at Biodome 5
At another biodome that was under attack, Mystique (who was wearing an environmental suit), Ashley who had no need for such a suit due to her cybernetics, and Pudding via possessing Old Glory (the eagle didn't need a suit either due to the devil fruit power) fought the invading troops.
Mystique with her plasma whip sliced six troops in half before slicing ten more and another ten troops in half.
Ashley mowed down the invading troops with her particle beam, she mowed down eleven in three seconds.
Pudding/ old glory (remember Pudding with her devil fruit takes control of and mutates her pet eagle) launches a rocket made of blood into the crowd of feminist troops blowing up eight of them.
She then swooped down with her snail sword and slashed nine of them before flying back up and launching another blood rocket into the crowd killing ten more.
Back to Mystique, with her plasma whip she sliced another seven troops in half before she began twirling around doing a deadly dance with her plasma whip.
By the time she was done forty nine troops lay dead at her feet.
The three girls kept this up until the troops stopped pouring in.
Mystique said "Well that takes care of them, this biodome is secure!"
However one troop was still alive, she had been slashed by Pudding/ Old Glory earlier and is now in the process of bleeding out.
The troops fluorescent yellow blood joined the rest of the glowing yellow blood on the floor.
She coughed and gasped "I-I *gasp* don't understand, how could you girls be fighting against us? *cough gasp* We're women just like you, and we want to destroy the patriarchy, men are the cause of all of women's problems, get rid of them and us women will be living in paradise!"
Mystique, Ashley and Pudding/ Old glory were disgusted by the troops words.
Pudding/ Old Glory flew down and answered her "Men are not the cause of all of women's problems, there are things in life that are outside your control, blaming men for all of your problems is just wrong and trying to kill all men is even more wrong no doubt you have slaughtered countless innocents in your quest to destroy the male gender.
Your genocidal attitude sickens me, wanting to kill people for no other reason then being what they are, you are even worse then my mother, so fuck you!"
The dying troop coughed and replied "Siding with rapists against your own gender, you are a traitor of the worst kind"
Pudding/ Old Glory shook her head and replied "Not all men are rapists, and women can rape men too, it has happened before, in fact my mother has raped quite a few men and I and the other girls vanquish evil whether it is male or female, so goodbye to you!"
Pudding/Old Glory then finished off the dying troop with her snail sword.
It was then that a blue female tetramand who had black hair done in a bun and was wearing golden bikini armor ran into the room.
The tetramand pointed an accusing finger at Pudding/Old glory, Mystique, and Ashley.
"You three! You girls associate yourselves not only with men but with one man that's even more filthy then usual, this man I hear is my counterpart from another universe"
*shudders and thinks in her head 'how is it possible for an alternate version of me to not only be a man but to have a harem?! A fucking harem! The most misogynistic patriarchal thing of all!'*
She then continued speaking "I am Benjina and I am absolutely disgusted at this counterpart of mine Ben tennyson, of how he exploits women for his own perverse pleasures, he is everything I am fighting against but what I am even more disgusted at is women like you Mystique who indulge that perv's fantasies!"
Mystique yelled "That's enough Benjina, Ben doesn't exploit us, we fall in love with him and have sex with him of our own free will, he didn't even ask for multiple girlfriends we gave ourselves to him without him asking, we made the first move"
Benjina in her tetramand form now looked even more disgusted "Women like you don't even deserve to live Mystique" she said.
Ashley then asked "Wait a moment how do you know all of this?"
Benjina replied "I wanted to learn about the new allies the Meneration used to break the trio I captured out of Hope is lost, so I turned into Hack mistress (her name for upgrade) and merged with the computers and went through the most recent entries which were about my counterpart and his *gags* harem"
Mystique replied "We actually like to call it a sisterhood, we see each other as sisters"
Benjina snarled "I don't fucking care what you call it! I'm taking all three of you down now!"
Before she could charge however she was hit in the face by a blood rocket courtesy of Pudding/ Old Glory.
The explosion made her stagger back a single step, otherwise she was unharmed.
Pudding/ Old glory then spoke and said " In case you haven't noticed we outnumber you three to one"
Benjina said "That maybe true however as a tetramand I am stronger then the three of you combined!"
Benjina then jumped up into the air and punched Pudding/ Old Glory in the face knocking the possessed bird to the ground and knocking it out.
(Meanwhile inside The Hero's hand several lightyears away)
Shyarly, Isosceles and Alissa were all suffering from morning sickness.
The three girls were in three seperate bathrooms, with Shyarly being in the bathroom in Ben and her and the other girls shared bedroom and Isosceles and Alissa being in two guest bathrooms.
Once Shyarly finished puking she sadly sighed and said "That was a good cake, I really didn't want to throw it up"
Before leaving the bathroom.
Meanwhile in The Hero's hand's living room were Alice, Mandy, Piercette, Pudding (whose body was standing still and her three eyes glowing blue as she was possessing Old Glory) and Shirahoshi with Mistress centipede piloting the ship in the cockpit.
The three escaped prisoners had learned all about the team that rescued them (being given a short summary of their members, names and powers) and who their leader was and about the multiverse.
Needless to say the three escaped prisoners were quite shocked to hear about a multiverse existing and that there was a male version of Benjina out there who had multiple girlfriends, something they knew Benjina would heavily disapprove of.
Just then Pudding yelled and she was knocked off of her feet, her eyes stopped glowing blue and her nose began bleeding.
Shirahoshi asked in a worried voice "Pudding sama, what happened?"
Pudding replied in a panicked tone "Mystique, Ashley and I came under attack by Benjina in tetramand form she knocked me out while I was possessing Old Glory, this is bad and I mean really really bad! Not only are Mystique and Ashley in danger, so is Old Glory, without me possessing him he will die from breathing in all that propane!"
Mistress centipede said "I'm contacting Ben now, if anyone can defeat Benjina it's him and it's fitting that she gets defeated by her counterpart who is the antithesis to all of her values"
Meanwhile back at the Benjina in her tetramand form vs Mystique and Ashley fight.
Ashley lay out cold on the ground, although being turned into a praetorian by the collectors had made her far more powerful then the average human she was still sadly no match for a tetramand even with her particle beam and was easily overpowered and knocked out.
Mystique armed with her plasma whip was the only one standing.
Benjina taunted Mystique and said "Give up slut, that plasma whip of yours can't hurt me while I'm a tetramand!"
Mystique replied smugly "I beg to differ" and swung the whip and severed both of Benjina's right arms making her yell in pain.
"Arrrrghhh, how is that possible?! Argh!"
Mystique replied "This whip was built to maim and kill enemies much stronger then its user so take that!"
Mystique then swung the plasma whip again and this time severed both of Benjina's left arms making her yell in even more pain.
Benjina yelled "That's it! I'm choosing a new alien!"
She then transformed from her tetramand form into her vaxasaurian form (which kind of looks like suemongasour but with brown hair done in a bun)
She then grew to the maximum vaxasaurian size of 60 ft and threw a punch at Mystique
Mystique tried to cut the arm off with her plasma whip but it proved futile as the arm was to big and a vaxasaurian at its peak height was more durable then a tetramand, so the arm only received a paper cut.
The punch hit Mystique and sent her flying into a wall, where she lost consciousness.
Benjina said "Finally! Glad that blue whore is knocked out"
She then turned back into her coffee maker form and went over to a computer to try and contact biodome 6.
She established a connection and Ben (who had turned back into his human form due to killing all the troops that invaded the biodome) appeared on the screen.
Benjina had already seen a picture of Ben on another computer earlier so she knew what he looked like and knew he wasn't a coffee maker, which put her off to see the sheer difference between her and her counterpart.
Benjina thought 'We're different in morals, we're different genders, we're different hair colors I mean he has got my stupid cousins hair color for fuck's sake! Heck we're even different species, I'm a coffee maker while he is something called a human'
(Ben is wearing an environmental suit in his human form but the visor allows her to see his beard and mustache)
She then spoke and said "Hello disgusting perverted counterpart of mine, I got one of your whores and two of your slaves, if you want them to live come fight me"
Ben replied "I know, I just got a call from Pudding telling me about that, I was just about to leave to confront your bitchy misandrist ass"
Benjina growled with all three of her mouths before saying "I'm a member of the superior gender show some respect!"
Ben replied "You're a genocidal maniac you don't deserve any respect" Ben then grinned mischievously as he thought of something to say that would piss his counterpart off.
He then said "Get ready Benjina I am going to pound your ass so hard!"
Benjina roared in anger and said "You Pervert!" before transforming back into her vaxasaurian form in a blue flash of light and punching the computer thus breaking it.
Meanwhile back at Biodome 6.
Ben laughed and said "Her reaction was priceless!"
Gwenward chuckled and said "You really know how to aggravate my cousin, I like you I wish you were my cousin instead"
Ben replied "Well I sort of am your cousin since I am an alternate version of your cousin, we're cousins by multiverse anyways no one hurts my friends or girlfriends and gets away with it, that bitch is going down"
Smoothie asked "Ben do you want any of us to go with you?"
Ben shook his head no and replied "No if anyone takes down me, it'll be me!"
Smoothie, Batgirl and Sokolaad grinned at the way that statement sounded.
Gwenward then said cheerfully "Come on Cousin by Multiverse, I'll escort you to the teleporter"
Ben and Gwenward (who had turned back into his pureblooded coffeemaker form) walked out of the command room and into the hallway.
After walking in the hallway for a couple minutes they walked inside a room that had a teleporter in it (the teleporter was a flat silver circular pad surrounded by red scrotum shaped light bulbs)
Ben stepped onto the teleporter and Gwenward pulled a golden lever that ended in a pair of testicles.
Ben was then engulfed in a beam of red energy.
The next thing he knew he was in Biodome 5's teleporter room.
Ben stepped off of Biodome 5's teleporter pad and he began to think of what kind of form he will face Benjina with.
Ben thought 'What if I combine Itman, Heatblast and armodrillo together? I'll become'
In an orange flash of light Ben transformed into a creature that looked like his newly discovered Itman form but with pyronite skin and Armodrillo's arms and tail.
He said "Itblasto!" naming this tribrid form he came up with, a triple hybrid between Heatblast (a pyronite) Itman ( a Twisturanual the aliens from the movie Killer klowns from outer space) and Armodrillo (a talpaedan)
Itblasto then walked into the command room of biodome 5 and saw Benjina in her vaxasaurian form.
Benjina said "So it's true, you can fuse three forms together, that form looks like a combination of Queen charcoal (her version of heatblast), Drill woman (her version of armodrillo) and some form I have never transformed into before, but it doesn't matter as I will still defeat you Pervert!"
Itblasto knew that Benjina in her vaxasaurian form at its peak height was physically stronger then even his current tribrid form so he needed to fight using tactics.
Itblasto drew his cotton candy cocoon gun and shot a pink beam at Benjina's right leg encasing it in a pink cotton candy cocoon and preventing her from moving it.
Benjina said "Hey! What the hell is this!"
She tried to break her leg free but not even a vaxasaurian's strength was enough to break free from the inside of it.
Itblasto then used his cotton candy cocoon gun to encase Benjina's other leg in a cocoon.
Benjina yelled "Damn you pervert! This better not be due to some bondage fascination!"
Itblasto cheekily replied "Hmm that's something I should try in the future, thanks for your advice!" and summoned an acidic pie before setting it on fire and then throwing it at Benjina's face.
Benjina said "Fuck you!" before the flaming acidic pie hit her vaxasaurian face.
The fire and acidic compounds combined to create an explosion that blew her head off.
Itblasto laughed a high pitch demonic laugh (this coming from his twisturanual dna) before saying "No thank you, coffee makers aren't my type"
Itblasto then transformed from a Twisturanual/ pyronite/ Talpaedan hybrid back into his human form Ben.
Ben then paused to think aloud "Wait a moment, I just killed my alternate self, is that murder or suicide?"
Mystique and Ashley regained consciousness just in time to hear that question.
Mystique answered "I believe it's a combination between the two, muricide"
Ben smiled and turned around to see Mystique walking towards him.
Ben hugged Mystique and the two tried to kiss but their environmental suits were in the way.
Mystique said "Ben you owe me a kiss once these environmental suits are off"
Ben replied "And I'll be glad to give it, and muricide I like that term"
They were then interrupted by Ashley who said "Ben, Mystique you can talk later, Old Glory is dying!"
Ben and Mystique quickly turned to look and saw Old Glory on his last legs due to breathing in so much propane.
Ben rushed over and scooped the eagle up in his arms and pulled out his communicator and called Mistress centipede.
He asked "Mistress centipede are you back on Planet Man yet?"
Mistress centipede replied "Yes I am Ben we landed at biodome 6, and we successfully rescued the prisoners"
Ben then said "Good I am heading to your location now"
Ben who was carrying Old glory, Mystique and Ashley ran to the teleporter and and Mystique pulled the lever with her plasma whip, teleporting them to biodome 6.
Timeskip
All the feminist troops had been defeated and Ben's entire team were in The Hero's hand except for Tsunade, Jack, Sandersonia and Nyreen who were still in Universe 999,000,000 helping the iskalloni fight Destron's troops.
All the girls and Ben were inside The Hero's hand.
Pudding was cradling Old glory who was having to wear a mask that cleansed his system of the propane he breathed in and replaced it with oxygen.
Pudding said "Old Glory don't you die on me, you are a strong bird"
All three of Pudding's eyes were on the verge of tears.
Ben didn't like seeing Pudding sad and he wiped away a tear that fell from her third eye.
Pudding looked at Ben and said "Thank you for rescuing Old Glory, Thank you for killing the bitch who did this to him"
Ben began to say "You're welco" but was cut off when Pudding initiated a kiss on the lips.
Ben was shocked at Pudding doing that and he didn't react because he was to stunned.
Pudding eventually pulled away and raised her right hand and applied it to Ben's face and stroked his cheek.
Pudding once again said Thank you before leaving the living room, carrying Old Glory with her heading to her room.
Smoothie said "Ben thank you for making my sister happy, I can tell she really loves her pet eagle"
Smoothie then picked Ben up off the floor and hugged him, and Smoothie whispered into his ear "And she loves you too"
Before putting him down.
Alissa then put a hand on Ben's shoulder and said "You did good today Ben, you saved a girl's eagle and you killed an evil genocidal bitch"
Ben smiled and replied "Thanks Alissa" before putting his hand on her stomach where he knew their twins were gestating.
Meanwhile outside The Hero's hand a reunion was going on between General Gwenward and his girlfriend Alice albright, Corporal steve and his girlfriend Piercette and Lieutenant Henry and his girlfriend Mandy armstrong.
Henry and Mandy were kissing with all three of their mouths while Mandy hugged Henry with all four of her arms.
They soon parted and Henry said "Baby I'm glad you're back"
Mandy replied "It's good to be back"
General Gwenward said to Alice "Alice I am dearly sorry that I almost let you die, The Meneration didn't have the forces to rescue you"
Alice replied "I understand Gwenny, you did what you could, but now we are reunited and Benjina is dead"
Gwenward then said "And I know who to thank for it"
Gwenward then knocked on The Hero's hand with his minor telekinetic field and said "Ben, can you please open up? I want to thank you and all of your girls for what you've done"
Ben yelled "Back away so I can lower the ramp!"
Gwenward did so.
Ben lowered the ramp while simultaneously putting up an oxygen shield to keep the oxygen in The Hero's hand.
Upon seeing Ben General Gwenward spoke "Ben, I can not say how grateful I am for you killing my evil cousin and for protecting my biodomes along with the rest of your girls, and Mistress centipede, Shirahoshi thank you both of you for rescuing Alice,
I would have felt awful if she died because of my inability to rescue her, and I promise you Ben since you were here for us in our darkest hour we will be there for you at the final battle, and now that I have Benjina's omnitrix I should be able to turn the tide against the Empire of all knowing feminists, especially since they lost Benjina and other of their powerful fighters.
I will go to Earth and personally kill Empress animo for the deaths of every man she caused!"
Ben said "Wait a minute Dr Animo is the empress of The Empire of all knowing feminists?"
Gwenward answered "She used to be a doctor but she became the empress ten years ago"
"Wow" said Ben completely mindblown before he said "Well I'm glad that we were able to make you happy and how did you get Benjina's omnitrix?"
Gwenward explained "After you killed her she turned back into her coffee maker form, don't worry she's still dead, and the omnitrix detached itself from her needing a new owner which became me"
The blue and gold device was on Gwenward's middle leg.
Ben then said "Well it was fun meeting and fighting alongside you all but we must be going by cousin by multiverse"
"By cousin by multiverse!" replied Gwenward.
Ben closed the ramp of The Hero's hand and went to the cockpit.
Meanwhile on Bespin in Universe 999,000,000.
We come upon a female Twisturanual (the name for the race of the killer klown aliens from the movie Killer klowns from outer space ), she had somehow ended up in this universe she didn't know how but she knew that she was in a different universe.
Her name was Cookie cookie, she was seven feet tall, had powdery white skin, a red spherical nose, pink spikey hair, three pudgy fingers and a thumb per hand and large feet.
She had large red lips with red doorknob like objects on her cheeks and blue skin highlighted by pink around her eyes.
She wore large black clown shoes and a skin tight blue clown suit that had stars on it.
She was on a mission, to prove that females could be just as deadly as any male.
You see Twisturanuals had a very patriarchal society where the males were the warriors and rulers while the females were used only for breeding in fact the Twisturanual word for female is pogo chunky which translates to child maker.
when she arrived in this universe she intended to prove that females can be just as deadly as males.
Hence why she took out her cotton candy cocoon gun (that she had stolen from her ships armory before she came here, as females aren't allowed to bear arms) and began encasing both humans and aliens in cotton candy cocoons.
She also threw the occasional acid pie at a human or alien.
She noticed that the planet she was on was high tech and was probably a space faring planet and that humans weren't the only sentient species on this planet.
She correctly guessed that she wasn't on Earth and that the humans in this universe were space faring.
At this point she had encased three humans males, two twi'leks females, and One nautolan male in cotton candy cocoons.
She had also thrown an acid pie in the face of a female toydarian an laughed her races signature high pitched demonic laugh as the female toydarian screamed and then died as her head melted to just a skull.
By now she encountered a Munn and a wookie that had recently robbed a bank a criminal duo, the two were wielding blasters and began firing their blasters at her.
However they obviously didn't know that the only way to kill a Twisturanual was to destroy their nose so they ended up aiming only for the body, and doing no harm to Cookie cookie as her regeneration healed all wounds inflicted on her almost instantly.
Cookie cookie laughed her demonic high pitch laugh before saying " You two and your pointless attempts to fight me are amusing, you the bigfoot wannabe have some pie"
She pulled out a pie and threw it at the wookie robber's chest, the wookie began to scream as the pie began to melt his fur and then his skin.
Cookie cookie laughed again and then said "Here have some more!"
And she threw ten more acidic pies at the wookie robber, who was soon completely covered and as a result completely melted down to just a skeleton with all of his fur, skin and muscle gone.
The munn robber panicked and gave up shooting Cookie cookie and he turned to run away seeing that the blaster bolts were doing no harm to her.
Cookie cookie spoke "Nah ah ah, you aren't getting away"
She pulled the trigger on her cotton candy cocoon gun, launching a pink beam that encased the munn robber in a pink cotton candy cocoon where he will be liquified and consumed later.
Cookie cookie said "Aah killing feels so exhilarating"
She then heard a voice behind her say "You won't kill another soul today because I'm here to stop you"
She turned around to see Anakin skywalker, though she didn't recognize him as such, she only recognized him as another human to kill.
She said "Oh another human to kill, I've already killed three"
Anakin took out his lightsaber and activated it and said "You'll find out I'm more powerful then the average human"
He then charged Cookie Cookie and sliced off both of her arms before impaling her in the chest.
But to his utter shock her arms grew back instantly!
Anakin thought 'While there are some species that can regenerate lost limbs, none can do so that fast!'
Cookie cookie then said in a playful tone "Bad boy, that's not how you treat a lady" before punching Anakin in the stomach.
The punch sent Anakin flying back twenty five feet and colliding into a building.
Anakin felt the air leave his lungs and he coughed up some blood.
Anakin thought 'Force damn, that punch might have caused internal damage, yep it did, I think I have a ruptured intestine'
Anakin forced himself to ignore the searing pain and stand back up on his two feet.
Cookie cookie then said in a mocking tone "Poor boy, want some pie to make your stomach feel better?"
She threw an acidic pie at Anakin aiming for his face.
At first Anakin was going to let it hit him, thinking 'What's the worse a pie can do to me?'
But as the pie got closer The Force set off alarm bells in his head telling him that the pie was dangerous and he had to dodge otherwise he would die.
So Anakin dove to the right and the pie missed him and hit the building behind him instead.
Cookie cookie pouted "That's the first time I've missed someone, I will hit you!"
She then noticed that Anakin's lightsaber was still in her chest so she pulled it out and deactivated it and threw it behind her.
She then began throwing a volley of acidic pies at Anakin who had to ignore his stomach pain and dodge them by jumping, ducking and diving left to right.
Anakin tried to concentrate, tried to reach out with The Force and telekinetically grab his lightsaber.
He succeeded and his lightsaber went flying off the ground from behind Cookie cookie and into his hand.
He reactivated it and then instead of dodging he began slicing apart any acidic pie Cookie Cookie threw at him.
He began walking towards her while doing so and when he got close enough he said "Let's see if you can survive being sliced into pieces!"
And he proceeded to decapitate her as well as cut her in half.
Anakin deactivated his lightsaber and said "Well that takes care of her"
But he then heard the unmistakable demonic voice say "Wrong!"
Anakin looked down in shock as her head and upper and lower half reattached to each other, she was once again completely healed.
"What does it take to kill you?" asked a frustrated Anakin.
"That's a secret" replied Cookie cookie teasingly before taking out a strangling paper whistle and blowing into it, causing it to expand and a hand to reach out and grab Anakin's throat and strangle him.
Anakin tried to pry the paper whistle hand off of his throat but with no luck.
Anakin decided to use The Force and gathered Force energy and created a mighty force push that pushed Cookie cookie and her paper whistle strangler device back several feet and forced her to release him.
Anakin then used The Force to pick up his lightsaber which he dropped when she began strangling him.
Cookie Cookie meanwhile put her paper whistle away and took out her cotton candy cocoon gun and fired.
Anakin tried to block the pink beam with his lightsaber.
Instead his lightsaber ended up encased in a pink cotton candy cocoon.
"What the Force fuck?!" shouted Anakin as he dropped his now cotton candy encased lightsaber.
Cookie Cookie laughed and said "You did put up a better fight then the other humans I killed did, I'll give you that.
Also I have never encountered a human whose reflexes are as good as yours and who has telekinetic powers, I think you'll have a unique flavor.
Anyways time to die"
She fired another pink beam from her cotton candy cocoon gun but Anakin dodged it.
But then a voice with an italian accent said "Enough!"
Nemo then appeared in a white flash of light and said "Cookie Cookie there is a reason I sent you to this universe and it wasn't to kill innocent people or heros like Anakin here"
Nemo then began to explain why he sent Cookie Cookie to this universe.
Timeskip (I'm trying to hurry up and finish this chapter for you guys so I'm deleting some scenes)
The Hero's hand had arrived back in Universe 999,000,000 and landed back on Bespin.
The Hero's hand's crew had been reunited with Sandersonia, Jack, Nyreen and Tsunade and had been introduced to Cookie Cookie by Anakin who seemed upset at the idea of Cookie cookie joining Ben's team and Ben soon found out why.
Although Ben disapproved of her killing innocent people he felt bad that she came from a sexist society and had mixed feelings feeling sympathy for her knowing that she wanted to prove herself.
He still disapproved of how she decided to prove herself though.
Ultimately Nemo convinced Cookie cookie to join Ben's team by telling her she would have plenty of opportunities to kill plenty of things by joining Ben's team.
And in the present Ben was in the living room with Batgirl, Ahsoka, Frightwig, and Isosceles.
Ben asked "So girls what do you think of Cookie cookie?"
Batgirl replied "She gives me the creeps but that might be because I'm biased against clowns"
Ahsoka answered "I can sense a desire to prove herself no matter what in there, at the moment I sense no hostile intent so I think we can trust her"
Frightwig said "We should give her a chance, she isn't the first killer we accepted into our midst, if we accepted Jack we can accept her too although saying this really goes against the spirit of vengeance that's inside of me"
Isosceles then spoke up " She hasn't tried to kill you yet, unlike Jack, that's good enough for me!
But what about you Ben?
What do you think of her?"
Ben replied "I think she is that weird combination of scary and sexy that only Jack had previously managed to pull off"
Meanwhile Jack and Tsunade were in the hallway talking to each other about the new girl Cookie cookie.
Tsunade said "I swear the multiverse has such strange things, an alien clown that can survive pretty much any injury and that has a weapon that traps people in cotton candy cocoons, weird just weird.
What do you think of Cookie cookie's race the twisturanuals Jack?"
However Jack stopped paying attention when she overheard Ben call her scary and sexy.
Jack blushed and said "He thinks I'm sexy"
Tsunade didn't hear what Jack said because she said it in a low shy voice.
Instead of repeating what she said Jack said "Tsunade have you ever noticed how handsome Ben is?"
Tsunade looked flabbergasted "What?! You too?! I mean he is a good looking young man but that doesn't mean he deserves this much attention, wait a moment did I just call him good looking?! I'm affected too, by whatever it is! It's in the air!"
Tsunade began holding her breath trying to breathe as little as possible.
Jack put her hands on Tsunade's shoulders and said "Tsunade calm down, take some deep breaths breathe in and out"
Tsunade replied "What if I breathe in whatever pheromones that pervert is giving off, I mean more then I've already breathed in?"
Jack answered "Well if Ben is giving off pheromones then it's to late for us, we might as well not suffocate ourselves"
Tsunade conceded and began to take in deep breaths.
Jack smiled "There you go, I hate to see my best friend in stress or pain"
Tsunade smiled back and said "Whatever we go through we go through together!"
Meanwhile Sandersonia walked up to Ben and picked him up off the couch and initiated a kiss with him which then turned into a tongue wrestling match which Sandersonia of course won.
Sandersonia put Ben back down on the couch.
Ben asked "So how did your visit with the iskalloni go?"
Sandersonia frowned and replied "It ended terribly, we fought off the invasion force only for the iskalloni to turn on us and try to enslave us, luckily Tsunade, Jack, Nyreen and I were more then a match for the Iskalloni, ungrateful bastards"
Ben then said "Sorry to hear that they were ungrateful"
Sandersonia shrugged "They weren't the first ungrateful people I've encountered in my life and they won't be the last"
Isosceles then spoke up "Hey Ben remember when I told you that I expected you to satisfy my desires when the mission is over, well the mission is over so off to the bedroom, Shyarly is there to and she is just as horny as I am"
Isosceles jumped off the couch and yanked Ben off of the couch and began to drag him to the hallway that leads to their bedroom.
Ben then spoke and said "Wait Isosceles, I would like to have a shower first"
Isosceles stopped and pouted "Awwwww! But I've been waiting all day!"
Ben replied "I know and I'm sorry for that but I would like a shower to relax my muscles before we have sex"
Isosceles let go of Ben's arm and said "Fine but it better be a quick one, ten minutes at least fifteen at most!"
"Yes ma'am!" Ben saluted Isosceles and walked off, although he was wanting to take a longer shower he knew better then to argue with one of his girlfriends when they were horny.
Ben walked down the hallway until coming upon one of The Hero's hand's guest bathrooms (he's using a guest bathroom so he doesn't walk into his bedroom until he is ready to have sex, not that he is nervous or anything as he has had sex plenty of times before he just wants to shower first)
Ben pressed the button on the side of the sliding door to open the door and he walked inside with the door closing behind him.
Only to see a naked Cookie Cookie walking out of the shower.
The alien clown girl and human male froze and stared at each other.
Ben couldn't help but stare at every inch of Cookie cookie's naked body that he could see including her powdery white breasts that had purple nipples and areolas on them.
Cookie cookie like every female twisturanual was naturally amorous and when she realized Ben was attracted to her she pounced.
She tackled Ben to the floor and began grinding her naked groin against his clothed groin.
Ben asked "Cookie cookie what are you doing?" while he was staring at her bouncing breasts and felt blood rushing to his genitalia.
Cookie cookie replied "I'm just trying to show you a good time, it's your birthday after all and in human culture clowns provide the entertainment to the birthday boy"
Soon Ben had a full erection due to Cookie cookie's efforts and she let out a demonic giggle and said "It appears I was successful"
Before she got off of Ben and pulled his pants and boxers down exposing his erect manhood.
Cookie Cookie then said "Consider this my birthday gift to you"
She then began titfucking him, using her breasts to squeeze his penis.
Ben moaned in pleasure as she squeezed his penis with her breasts for five minutes before he ejaculated on her face.
Cookie cookie wiped the semen off of her face and put it in her mouth before saying "Mmmm, delish, anyways I hope you enjoyed your gift birthday boy"
She then put on a pair of panties that were white with spots that were blue, purple, red, green and pink and a bra that was the same color before putting on her blue star covered clown suit.
She then said "Enjoy your shower" and left the bathroom.
Ben looked up at the bathroom clock and saw that ten minutes had passed that meant he had five minutes left to take a shower.
Ben said "I'll make it a very warm one to compensate for the lack of time"
Meanwhile in Universe 222,000UUiiiii
(This universe is an alternate version of the mirror universe from star trek just letting you know, you might want to google mirror universe on the star trek wiki before continuing, this takes place during kirk's era)
In the game Destron and the guardians were playing with each other there were universes that Destron was forbidden from personally destroying.
One such universe was the star wars universe, where as a rule set by the game Destron had to use his armies to attempt to conquer the universe instead.
However this universe wasn't one of the universes Destron was forbidden from Destroying personally.
But before we get to that let's describe this universe.
In this universe humans breathe triple truffle dairy queen blizzards instead of oxygen.
Humans in this universe also have toads for hearts and bleed dog excrement and sweat cyanide covered glass poodles.
Now we come upon the ISS enterprise the flagship of The human empire which is the dominant power of the alpha quadrant.
The inside of it was filled up with triple truffle dairy queen blizzards (what is used as oxygen in this universe) and dog excrement too (these universes humans equivalent of blood) which was leaking from the bodies of hundreds of human crew members who had been cut in half, decapitated, had their spines ripped out through their anus, and had their limbs amputated and shoved up their anus and through their mouth.
Who was responsible for all this death?
Well Ben's father Destron of course.
He carved this path of death on several decks as he made his way to the bridge.
Destron was now on the deck just below the bridge which was sealed off.
There were guards attempting to protect the bridge.
The guards were scared though, they were shaking with terror, they were conflicted between their fear for their captain and their fear for the abomination that had slaughtered the majority of their crew
They began firing their phasers at Destron upon seeing him.
However Destron was unaffected by the blue energy blast.
Destron decided to be "Merciful" and let them have a few free hits.
After seven free hits Destron retaliated by taking in a deep breath and sucking in all the triple truffle dairy queen blizzard in the room into his stomach thus depriving the humans their source of breathable air.
The human guards fell to the floor and began gasping, trying to breathe but because of Destron there was no more triple truffle dairy queen blizzard to breathe.
Destron licked his lips and said "mmmmm delicious, I really love the air of this universe, it's a shame that I'm going to destroy this universe but I need to satisfy my love for destruction, and my love for destruction is greater then my love of food"
Destron then walked past the nearly dead suffocating humans and forced the elevator open, it was no match for Destron's near infinite strength.
The elevator was full of more triple truffle dairy queen blizzard and seeing this breathable substance so close yet so far away was the last thing the human guards saw before dying.
Destron meanwhile entered the elevator and knowing he couldn't operate it due to it being locked down and so didn't try to operate it (although he was more then intelligent enough that he could hack it but that would be tedious and time consuming)
He simply burst through the elevator's roof as he began flying to the bridge.
Meanwhile on the bridge
We see a blonde caucasian human who is wearing a gold sleeveless uniform with a gold sash and black pants.
This is Captain James T kirk the evil captain of the ISS Enterprise, and he was sitting on a throne like captains chair.
On the bridge were also Uhura a black woman with a beehive hairdo who served as communications officer, who was wearing a red tank top and skirt.
Sulu an asian man who was security chief, helmsman and second officer and was wearing a red long sleeved shirt uniform.
Chekov who was navigator and a caucasian brunette wearing a gold long sleeved uniform.
And finally Spock who was first officer, a black haired caucasian human vulcan hybrid with a beard, he was wearing a blue long sleeved uniform with a golden sash.
Captain kirk barked out "Spock has the security team managed to hold off that abomination that broke into our ship?"
Before Spock could reply Kirk's question was answered when Destron broke through the doors to the bridge.
This caused everyone (except Spock with his usual vulcan stoicness) on the bridge to let out a yelp of terror.
Captain kirk jumped out of his throne and began to sweat cyanide covered glass poodles from sheer fear and said "W-what the hell are you? You abomination!"
Destron replied "I am a god, I am the death of everything you know, your entire universe!"
Kirk himself was an evil man but his evil paled in comparison to Destron's.
Kirk began hyperventilating from fear, he wasn't the only one, everyone on the bridge except Spock were letting their fear overwhelm them.
Destron while smiling then said "Let's have some fun, shall we?"
Destron proceeded to use his double ended sword to cut off both of Kirk's arms making the evil captain yell in pain as dog excrement began flowing from the wounds.
Destron then grabbed Kirk by his head and shoved Kirk's head up Chekov's ass!
Chekov let out a scream of pain as he felt his anus being torn up from having his captain's head shoved inside it.
Meanwhile kirk was suffocating due to the fact he couldn't get any triple truffle dairy queen blizzard to breathe while his head was inside Chekov's anus.
Eventually the evil captain died of a combination of suffocation and dog poop loss (the humans in this universes equivalent of blood loss)
That left Chekov who was seriously injured and in pain.
Destron decided to finish Chekov off by spewing copper fire from his mouth.
The copper fire consumed Chekov making him scream in even more pain before he died a couple minutes later.
Uhura and Sulu were horrified at what they just witnessed with Sulu pissing his pants in terror and Uhura fainting, even these evil barbarians were terrified by Destron's cruelty.
Destron decided that it would be no fun trying to torture an unconscious person so he decapitated uhura's head by cutting her head in half horizontally separating her upper jaw from her lower.
Upon witnessing Uhura's death Sulu thought ' Fuck! Now I'm never going to bang her!'
Destron then turned his attention to Sulu and proceeded to use his double ended sword to skin Sulu alive.
Once Sulu was skinless he fell on the floor screaming in pain while Destron laughed.
Destron waited for Sulu to die from his injuries and once Sulu did Destron turned his attention to Spock who was still stoic.
Destron said to Spock "Interesting, throughout all of this you have managed to show no emotion whatsoever, how have you managed to suppress your fear of me?"
Spock replied "Vulcans are known for our strict emotional discipline and devotion to logic, logic dictates that panicking and screaming won't stop you from killing us"
Destron chuckled "Well let's see if your logic can help you keep your cool for the grand finale"
Destron then began powering up, with copper fire and yellow energy surrounding him.
This began to make not only the bridge but the enter ship shake.
Spock lost his footing and had to grab onto a console to stop himself from hitting the floor.
Spock could feel the power Destron was gathering.
It was all consuming, it made him feel like a microscopic speck compared to it.
He then knew that this was truly the end of everything he knew, he knew that his entire universe was going to be destroyed.
Spock whispered "Good bye mother Good bye father, I wish I could have seen you two one more time"
Spock then gave into his terror and screamed.
And then Destron unleashed his power, copper fire and yellow energy consumed Spock, the bridge of The ISS Enterprise, the solar system it was in, then the galaxy it was in and then the entirety of that universe was consumed and exploded into thousands of shards.
Universe 222,000UUiiiii was no more.
Author's notes
Sorry that I took a long time with this chapter, I was having motivation problems.
Now why did I decide to portray feminists as evil in this chapter?
Because modern third wave feminism has become toxic with feminist saying things such as "Kill all male babies" and "I don't care if innocent men go to prison for false rape accusations" and "All men are rapists" and "Toxic masculinity"
So that's why I decided to portray feminists as the bad guys in one universe in my story.
Though to be clear I wouldn't go as far as wishing death on them in real life.
Anyways check out the movie Killer klowns from outer space! It's a cool movie and they are making a sequel that will come out in September of this year!
And the universe that appeared at the end of this chapter is a highly alternate version of the mirror universe from star trek, if you haven't already looked it up look up mirror universe on the star trek wiki and then add my alterations!
Now a preview of the next chapter from Ben!
Ben: Well I get to meet the Chaos gods, and one of them wants to fuck me! With all the girls trying to have sex with me I am going to end up drowning in a sea of breasts! Hmm that might not be a bad way to die!
Besides the chaos gods I have been sent to a universe where california governor Jerry brown is a member of an alien race who feed on illegal immigrants!
Things are once again getting crazy!
Next time on The Multiverse travels of Ben10, Attack of the illegal eaters (or if that name is to long for the chapter I will come up with something else)
