Disclaimer: I still don't own Halo 2 but I'm planning on robbing Bungie blind.
"Okay people so what course of action should we take? The Protectout---"Shadow said getting cut-off. "Ahem Protectorant". Teal corrected. "Yes they're starting to really piss me off! What do we do to resolve this little annoyance?" Shadow asked. "Don't ask Thal he never talks." Lovespell said. Thalyos threw his spear through Shadow's table. "FOR THE LAST F-ING TIME DON'T EVER CALL ME THAL!" Thalyos screamed. "Okay now why did you change your gamertags? Is this partnership going down the drain?" Shadow asked. "No. We just liked our tags". Teal said. "No matter it's time to get those idiots to beg for their lives and I got the perfect idea how..."Shadow said evilly and they sat in silence for a few seconds. "Umm...and...?" Teal said. "The plan is to get my son Murd3r0us to get his mods on them again. I bet you all thought he was dead didn't you?" Shadow questioned and nobody answered. "Note to self get more talkative employees!" Shadow thought. "Well where's Murd3r0us last time he almost killed Brown". Teal reminded. "I know...MURD3R0US!" Shadow called. Murd3r0us ran in and his lime colored visor was as shiny as ever. "What is it dad? 9th grade is tough you know! I have alot of homework and I'm very busy!" Murd3r0us said. "Well son, this will only take you a minute. You're only 7 years old so 9th grade must be easy for somebody as smart as you!" Shadow said. "Whatever dad I hope you dilema doesn't keep me tied up for too long!" Murd3r0us said. "Kids these days!" Shadow said. "Well get on with it!" Teal said. "Hold-on will you! I'm the boss and if you don't like it Thalyos will give you the point!" Shadow threatened and Thalyos raised his spear. "Okay, okay sorry!" Teal exclaimed.
"Murd3r0us you can go now I want the Protectoy finished!" Shadow ordered. "Protectorant." Lovespell corrected. "Okay! Whatever!" Shadow exclaimed. Murd3r0us vanished from their sight. "Well now we wait until the Protectoria are dead!" Shadow said evilly not to mention incorrectly. "It's---"Teal started but was cut-off. "I KNOW! It's Prostitutorant!" Shadow exclaimed.
"PROTECTORANT,PROTECTORANT,PROTECTORANT!" Thalyos, Teal and Lovespell yelled at once. "OKAY!!!!" Shadow yelled. "Wow homie you really got vocals!" Red said. "We're next if Murd3r0us doesn't succeed I hope!" Blue added. "Don't worry he will!" Shadow said. "Murd3r0us!" Brown yelled. "GUYS!!!" Brown screamed and got dragged into the darkness. "SHIT I THINK MURD3R0US JUST GOT BROWN!" Crimson yelled. "You think?" Steel asked. "I watched it!" Sage said. "You watched it? Why THE F- DIDN'T YOU HELP HIM!???" Crimson screamed. "I don't know." Sage answered. "Dumbass..." Violet said. "I would like to spank your ass..."Steel added. "Shut-up Steel!" Violet added. "Come on let's go after them!" Crimson ordered. They chased after Brown through the 'darkness'. "Now where were we Brown? I have to finish my art in order or I don't feel so good about myself. What can you say?" Murd3r0us asked. "F- YOU! YOU'RE A BRAT!" Brown yelled. "Ohhh you hurt my feelings! Time to die!" Murd3r0us said and hooked in his audio player. "OH YEA! DEATH VIBES MY FAVORITE SONG! SOON TO BE YOUR'S TO BROWN!" Mur3r0us said evilly.
The frequency started to play into Brown's mic and he couldn't move his body at all. "OH YEAH! DEATH VIIIIBES! DEAAATH VIBES!" Murd3r0us sang. "OH YEAH! WHO DEAD! WHO DEAD!" Murd3r0us continued. "I KNOW YOU DEAD!" Murd3r0us finished. "NO YOU ARE!" Sage yelled. "SHADOW SURE HAS SOME WEIRD DUMB F- KIDS!" Crimson yelled. "Time to die you demented dumbass!" Cyan yelled. "Oh! The Protectye!" Murd3r0us exclaimed. "PROTECTORANT"! They all yelled even Brown and he was screaming because his brain was being fried. "MY MODS KILL! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL! THANK ME LATER BECAUSE BEING DEAD IS MUCH MORE FUN!" Murd3r0us yelled and reached for the button to turn their mics to 'death vibe' too. "IF BEING DEAD IS SO MUCH FUN WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT!" Gero yelled and switched the frequency to Murd3r0us' mic instead. "GERO! MERO!" Crimson yelled in surprise. "Yep!" Mero replied. Murd3r0us let out a shrill scream and his skin began to fry on his skull in real life and he was sent flying back into the wall knocking down all Shadow's trophies. Shadow spit out his purple liquor all over the rug again. "OH F-!!!" He yelled and went over to see. Murd3r0us' head was nothing but a skull and his body was smoking. "Opps I accidently set it too full blast!" Gero said and Brown took his mic off cause he could move. "Well that's two down!" Crimson said. "Sure he's dead this time?" Brown asked in fear. "Hell yes!" Sage yelled.
Teal looked up at Shadow's computer monitor in his throne room. "SHADOW!" Teal yelled. "WHAT!!!!!!" Shadow asked in hate. "I know who murdered him!" Teal yelled. "WHO!!!!!!!!!" Shadow asked. "It was these two guys named Gero and Mero!" Teal yelled. "FIND THEM!" Shadow ordered and called the ambulance again. "If Shadow's children keep dying the police will start to suspect something..."Lovespell said. "I'll talk to you guys when I'm done with the police!" Shadow said and left. "Another meeting?" Thalyos questioned and sighed.