101 Ways to Kill Scrappy
A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91
Disclaimer: Along with this story, I only own the members of the I Hate Scrappy Doo Society.
Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): Today's chapter number is a multiple of nine, so you know what that means… ENJOY!
Method Thirty-Six: Bee Stings
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Scrappy was upstairs and bored out of his mind as his babysitters, Vincent van Ghoul and Flim-Flam, watched Devil Hunter Yohko on the DVD player. After all, he had done everything possible he could do in Shaggy's room, from watching anything that resembled a cartoon on the TV to reading old magazines that dated back to the early 90's to chewing on whatever leaves there were in Shaggy's virtually empty "secret" pot stash to snacking on Scooby Snacks to watching the striped wallpaper peel from the wall. After he had done everything and more in that ridiculously long sentence that preceded this one, he decided to sneak out of the house and look for his family while it was still sunny out. In order to do this, he took off all three covers off Shaggy's bed, tied them into a rope, threw it over the window, and slid down. When he got down, he sniffed the air. As soon he could barely make out the scents of his mother, Scooby Dee, Yabba Doo and all five members of the Scooby-Doo gang, he ran in that direction until he came across the I Hate Scrappy Doo Society's headquarters.
Once again, he had walked across the IKEA furnished headquarters, looking for his family members. Furthermore, he once again had found a long corridor and walked to it until he found the room, which was by that time had a sign which read, The Brainwashing Room- Enter at Your Own Risk! However, he ignored the sign on the door and walked right in, just like he did the other couple of times he walked in there without a sign; he found the gang once more being brainwashed by a marathon of the components of our good ol' children cartoon axis of evil: Teletubbies, Boobah, and Go, Diego, Go!
And, just like the last couple of times that Scrappy had entered that room, he was discovered by two members of the I Hate Scrappy Doo Society. These very members then repeated their fellow members' actions of tying him up and deciding on a killing method by looking in their manual, which was appropriately titled Killing Methods: Conducted by the I Hate Scrappy Doo SocietyFinally, a method was decided on and they threw the tied up puppy and some mysterious clothing into a van. They then got into that van and drove off towards the bee farm.
You guessed it- he was going to be killed by being stung by bees! In fact, when they arrived at the bee farm, they snuck to where the artificial hives were and checked to see if the coast was clear. When the beekeeper they noticed finally left, the duo got into the beekeeping outfits they put into their van, opened up a hive drawer, and attempted to stuff the puppy into it. While the latter part of that plan didn't exactly work, he was still attacked by defending honeybees and stung hundreds of times. Not surprisingly, he died from shock and the mere fact that his little body could not tolerate that much venom.
In order to end part thirty-six of one hundred and one, the two I Hate Scrappy Doo Society members then picked up the puppy's corpse and drove back to headquarters with it; it was there that both the newly rebrainwashed members were released and that Scrappy was resurrected with the spell in our little book.
End of Chapter Thirty-Six
A/N: See y'all on Wednesday!
Ja Ne!
Kate-chan 91