While everyone else was shocked by the voice, Megaman tackled Blastman, threw him down in the half-pipe, and then rammed him deeper into the ground with a spin attack and then a charged shot. The spot where Blastman was stuck in collapsed and Blastman fell into the hole. A red explosion came out of the hole and Blastman appeared on a strange floating device, glowing a little and completely fine. This got everyone's attention to the battle.
-RockCube- Stoneman said.
Roll jumped towards Stoneman by jumping from each RockCube that fell from the sky.
"Chaos Heart!" Roll shouted, throwing a pink heart of chaos energy.
The attack hit Stoneman and exploded, knocking Stoneman a few feet away, onto the bridge. What was weird was that it didn't break. Stoneman tilted his head.
"If that can hold a fatty like Eggman in one of his inventions, it can hold up a Rock-head," Megaman said, kicking a bomb back at Blastman.
-I'll crush you-
Roll jumped away from one of Stoneman's fists and regrouped with Megaman.
"So how are we going to do this?" Roll asked.
Suddenly, a strange device appeared. It looked like a trophy stand with a glow coming off it. Megaman smirked.
"Please let it be those crazy girls that work for Wario," Megaman begged as he picked it up, "Or Shadow."
The two charged at Roll and Megaman as he held the device in front of himself.
"ASSIST TROPHY!" Megaman shouted.
The device vanished and just when the two were close to their opponents, a mole in old miner's outfit shout out of the ground.
"NO RESETTIN'!!!" the mole shouted.
"Aw crap… It's Mr. Resetti…" Megaman groaned, "Someone, get me a book."
"LISTEN UP! I DON'T CARE MUCH FOR CHEATERS!" the mole rambled, "FURTHERMORE, I DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!"
"Uh…"
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!" Mr. Resetti demanded.
"Um… What is that?" Lan asked.
An emerald BattleChip (Or 'ChaosChip,' as they dubbed it) came out with the image of the Assist Trophy on it.
"I used an Assist Trophy," Megaman replied, "It summons a random distraction. It can be either a full distracter, such as Mr. Resetti here…"
He pointed at Mr. Resetti, who was rambling about his youth to the Eggman Empire Navis.
"…A fighter, like Waluigi, or a randomer, like Shadow who uses Chaos Control to slow everyone but the ones who summoned him," Megaman continued, "But they only last for a little bit."
"AND THAT'S IT! I'M DONE HERE!" Mr. Resetti shouted before vanishing.
A folded fan appeared. Roll picked it up and a ChaosChip of it came out of Maylu's PET. She slapped Stoneman with it and was surprised he got sent high into the air. Blastman was about to throw some bombs at Roll, when Megaman ran by, slicing the fuses.
"WHAT?!" Blastman gasped.
Megaman smirked at Blastman.
"So who's the Knave now?" Megaman asked.
"You are, Knave," Caliburn replied.
He glared at his sword before sheathing him. There was a flash of light and a strange, rainbow-colored sphere began to float around.
'What's that, huh?" Higsby asked.
'That is a Smash Ball,' Decoe explained, 'When someone breaks it, they will be able to unleash Final Smash, a powerful attack that no one is sure how strong it can be.'
"Megaman, get that ball!" Lan ordered.
Megaman nodded and proceeded to shoot at it before kicking it to Roll. Roll broke it with a Roll Arrow and a strange aura emanated off of her.
"Oh boy…" Megaman gulped, running as fast as he could to the Shuttle Loop.
"FINAL SMASH!" Roll shouted, "Time for you to see my true strength!"
She transformed into Super Roll and began to clobber Stoneman at the speed of light high in the air until she slammed him into the ground and then slamming him into the air. Stoneman screamed as he turned into a star in the sky. Roll lost her Final Smash and fell to her rear, panting heavily as her skin became pale.
"Roll, are you alright?" Maylu asked.
Megaman came with a bucket with a purple 'M' on it. Roll grabbed it and puked into it as Megaman gently rubbed her back. A ChaosChip came out of Lan's PET with the bucket on a NetNavi's head. Once Roll was done expelling her lunch, Megaman slam-dunked the bucket on Blastman's head.
"EEW! WHY YOU LI… What is your command, master?" Blastman asked.
"The Wario Bucket, let's you control the enemy," Megaman chuckled, "Mmm… beat yourself up and then put a lit bomb between your legs."
Blastman did as he was told and the bucket vanished as the bomb was a few seconds away from blowing.
"Why do I smell like puke?" Blastman asked before looking down.
He looked up, glared at Megaman and Roll, held up a sign that said 'I hate you,' and the bomb blew up, knocking him into a hole in the half-pipe since the first one fixed itself. He landed, perfectly fine and pissed off. There was a flash of light and another Smash Ball appeared. The three began to fight each other as they tried to grab the Smash Ball and break it. Blastman got it.
"FINAL SMASH!" Blastman shouted, "Time for the finale!"
He vanished. Megaman looked around while Roll kept looking at the sky. Roll tapped Megaman's shoulder and pointed up. He looked up and paled. Giant bomb-shaped fireworks were falling from the sky. The two were hit a few times and Roll and Megaman accidentally fell into a hole when the ground collapsed under them before they even realized it. Blastman reappeared, a bit dizzy, as Megaman and Roll came back on the strange device.
"Now do you see how powerful I am?" Blastman laughed darkly as he got back from being dizzy.
"You're as full of yourself as a baby's diaper," Roll stated.
Blastman gave her a weird look before it dawned on him that Roll just said he was full of himself and full of shit. He growled and glared at Roll.
"Learned that from Dimmy-chan," Roll giggled.
"You mean Dimentio, right?" Megaman asked.
"Who?" Lan and Maylu asked.
"A friend of Roll-chan's but an enemy of an old friend of mine," Megaman replied, "Still… I guess I can see Dimentio as a friend as well. I liked his act."
Roll noticed another Assist Trophy appeared behind them.
"YOU'RE DEAD, BITCH!" Blastman roared, throwing every single explosive he had on him.
"ASSIST TROPHY!" Roll shouted, grabbing the item.
It glowed as a ChaosChip Assist Trophy came out of Maylu's PET. The figure that came out was shocking to say the least. He wore an interesting dress cape that had a hood like a jacket world have, the cape being yellow, rimmed with purple, the hood being purple, rimmed with yellow. The strings used for tightening the hood had two bells, and the hood had another bell on the back. His jeans were pure black, as were his jester like shoes and gloves. His face was concealed by his hood, but his cheek/chin area could be seen. From what was revealed, half of his face had been painted white, the other half painted black. A knapsack was slung over his…well… he didn't have any arms, just hands. He gave a cheerful laugh.
"Why, Roll, such a pleasure to meet you and he who is frightened of a drop of the blue liquid once more," the jester laughed.
"Um… Dimmy-chan, you may want to…" Roll pointed at the incoming bombs.
He turned to glance and then laughed.
"Okay, okay, I've got it," Dimentio laughed, "Nothing up my sleeve…"
"You don't have anything up your sleeves," Megaman stated the obvious.
"Spoilsport," Dimentio frowned before going back to cheerful, "Oh well…"
Suddenly, the bombs had vanished.
"Where'd my bombs go?!" Blastman demanded.
"Your pants, he who is as full of himself as a baby's diaper," Dimentio laughed.
Blastman looked down to see his pants were on the brink of bursting from so many lit explosives in them.
"Until we meet again, my friends," Dimentio waved as he vanished, leaving two pigeons, one pink and the other blue.
The pigeons landed in Roll and Megaman's hands before becoming a rose for Roll and a Chili-Dog for Megaman. The fuses finished burning and exploded, sending Blastman flying.
"I HATE THAT CLOWN!!!!" Blastman screamed as he turned into a speck of light.
"GAME!" the voice shouted, "THE BRAWL'S WINNERS ARE… MEGAMAN AND ROLL!"
"Megaman's the name," Megaman did a small break dance, "Speed's the game."
Roll just did a curtsey and then waved at the cheering crowd. Maylu and Lan's PETs beeped before Maylu had a ChaosChip with a picture of Dimmy coming out of the Assist Trophy come out of her PET while Lan got a ChaosChip with the image of Mr. Resetti coming out of the Assist Trophy, scolding Megaman.
"Ooh…" Eggman growled.
"You alright there?" Mr. Match asked.
"Excuse me."
Eggman walked out. Everyone in the area heard 'I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG! HATE! HATE! HATE!!!!'
'Who did that, huh?' Higsby asked.
'Probably Dr. Eggman, my creator,' Decoe replied, 'I am pleased at how this went. Megaman and Roll were nearly in trouble at the end, but with Roll using the Assist Trophy to bring out Dimentio the Jester Wizard was pure luck and a victory for the that team.'
'So what was with that voice?' Ribitta asked.
'I'm not sure,' Decoe replied with a shrug.
"So why are we still here?" Lan asked his NetNavi.
Lan, Dex, Yai, Maylu, Chip, Skye, and Shadow were waiting in the empty arena.
"Look up," Megaman replied, pointing up.
Everyone did and nearly everyone felt their jaw fall off. A giant left hand floated down to them.
-Hello- the hand said.
"Greetings, Master Hand," Megaman bowed.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" the humans yelped.
Master Hand snapped himself and everyone heard laughter. They looked to see Dimentio was in a seat, eating some popcorn.
-He wanted to come- Master Hand explained as Dimentio appeared before the group.
"A pleasure to meet you all," Dimentio waved as he walked over to them, "Hmm…"
He poked one of Dex's arms.
"Flabby…" Maylu's "…Soft, yet firm…" Yai's "Heh-heh… tiny…" Lan's "Kinda like Tails' arms, but not as nimble or furry…" Skye's "Ah. These are good. May I borrow them?"
"Huh?" Skye replied before his arms popped off, leaving only floating hands.
"Ah. These are firm and they smell nice," Dimentio laughed, "Tell me, what brand of soap do you use for them?"
Everyone was speechless at that, though Chip, Genie, Roll, and Megaman had fallen over, laughing a the stupefied look on Skye's face.
"That's a good trick…" Lan gawked.
Maylu nodded.
"Ah-ha-ha-ha!" Dimentio laughed.
-Dimentio, please return Skye's arms to him- Master Hand sighed, looking as if he was rubbing a giant nose.
"Oh… alright," Dimentio sighed before sprinting off, "But you'll have to catch me first~!"
"GET BACK HERE WITH MY ARMS!" Skye barked as he and Wolf gave chase, wolf yipping as he chased Skye, who now had a sign on his back that read 'Bite my butt, Wolf.'
"Dimmy-chan is as childish and wise as ever," Roll giggled as she got back up.
"So you're one of the creators of the Smash Tournament?" Lan gulped as he looked at Master Hand.
-Do not be afraid, young Hikari- Master Hand spoke, his voice soft and gentle, yet held the wisdom of ancients –I come by here every for years to see if one of my Smashers had been reborn that died on this world. And it appears that he has… as well as finally admitting his heart to the lady he was smitten with-
"Any other reason?" Megaman, blushing furiously, asked.
-Yes. I just want to inform you that I plan to hold one more Smash Tournament- Master Hand said –Super Smash Bros. Clash. I've been spending countless years in searching for those I have deemed fit to be in it while Crazy has done his normal… well… you know-
"Being as retarded as Peter Griffin?" Dimentio asked as he, Skye, and Wolf ran by.
"GIVE ME MY ARMS BACK, YOU GAY!" Skye roared.
"I know I'm always happy," Dimentio laughed, appearing on Wolf as Skye hit a wall as he turned his head to look at the magic jester, "Ooh…"
-Well… yes, there's that- Master Hand sweatdropped –But he has also been collecting more trophies and making new stages-
"Cue the cutscene!" Dimentio laughed, jumping over Skye's net before Skye got bit by Wolf.
A screen appeared in the network's holographic screen, showing a giant right hand, aiming a glowing finger at… well… a crazy Amy Rose in her old outfit…
-Easy… easy…- Crazy Hand whispered –Don't let her get scared…-
'WHO'S THERE?!' 'Amy snarled, pulling out a green mallet with spikes on the ends, as she turned to face Crazy Hand.
-FIRE!- Crazy Hand screamed in fear as 'Amy' threw the mallet.
A blue laser came out of his finger and hit the pink hedgehog, making a life-sized trophy of her appear beside her, the hammer she was throwing attached to it with her in the same pose she was in as she threw it. He grabbed it and screamed as he ran away.
-BABA-BOOEY! BABA-BOOEY! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS! BABA-BOOEY!- Crazy Hand screamed as he vanished, leaving the crazy pink and rabid hedgehog confused until a green blur shot by.
'SCOURGE-KUN!' the girl roared before chasing the blur.
The screen vanished, leaving everyone thinking the same thing.
'What… an… idiot…'"Skye, what are you doing in there?" Maylu asked as she knocked on Skye's bedroom door.
"Making sure Dimentio can't steal my arms again!" Skye replied.
He opened the door and Maylu fell over, laughing.
"What?" Skye asked.
He was currently in knight armor.
"Good thing Master Hand gave us these brochures about where the Smash Tournament is being held," Lan chuckled as he looked at one, "So what was smash Town like?"
"The stores excepted all kinds of currency," Megaman explained, "They had things from all around. In fact, friends and family of the Smashers usually stay in Smash Town during the tournament, their hotels free of charge."
"So where do the contestants go?" Lan asked.
"The Smash Manor," Megaman replied, "It may look small on the outside, but the inside… Well… it's really, really huge."
"And what was Crazy Hand doing?" Lan asked.
"Making a Trophy of Rosie the Rascal or Anti-Amy," Megaman explained, "She comes from the alternate reality of our world, where I'm a bad guy called Scourge the Hedgehog and the Chaos Emeralds are the Anarchy Beryls and leave you completely drained once you lose Super Form. That guy was a big fat pain in the ass, if you ask me."
"Was there an Anti-Roll?" Lan asked.
"…Yeah…" Megaman replied, "She called herself 'Maria.' She was helping her adopted father, Dr. Julian Kintobor, in making a device to get me back to my reality when Scourge attacked the place we were making the device. She managed to get me into the portal and that was the last time I saw her. She was also the one who helped me come to terms with me falling in love with Roll-chan."
Lan nodded.
"Sorry if I brought up any bad memories," Lan apologized.
"Nah. This just makes me more pumped for tomorrow!" Megaman replied, "So who are we up against tomorrow? That ass Chaud and his gay Navi Protoman?"
"Hang on," Lan said as he pulled a paper out and looked at it.
He paled.
"…What?" Megaman asked.
"It's a battle against Sharkman and Protoman," Lan replied, "And it's also the last match of the tournament."
"Really? Sweet!"
"Not sweet! Did you forget how strong Protoman is?" Lan asked.
"He's nothing compared to us," Megaman snorted, "Right?"
"Indeed," Caliburn agreed, "But who are these two you are insulting?"
"Yeah," Chip agreed, just as confused.
"Big stuck-up jerks," Lan replied with a snort.
"Still not a good explanation…" Caliburn sighed.
"YOU IMBECILES!" Eggman berated, "YOU IDIOTS! YOU DUNDERHEADS!!! YOU PETER GRIFFIN COPIES!!!"
Maddy, Scratch, and Grounder were all in an old, out-door stockade inside the base with a six-armed robot whipping their behinds as Eggman paced in front of them.
"But-OW!-boss-OW!" Maddy said between hits, "We got-OW!-some-OW!-stuff from-OW!-Megaman and that-OW!-black hedgehog-OW!-next door!"
The whips stopped.
"You mean you three got it AND Shadow's DNA?"
Maddy held up a quill she got from Shadow as Scratch and Grounder held the disk up.
"Good… good… put the disk in and place the quill onto the scanner there," Eggman ordered.
The three complied. Scratch opened a slot and Grounder put the disk in while Maddy limped over to a scanner where she put Shadow's quill into it.
"Now then, let's make some cyber clones," Eggman laughed as he began to create programs, "Mr. Match, Count Zap, go get me Metal Sonic's body."
"Who?" Zap asked.
"The robot that looks like a metal hedgehog," Eggman replied, "JUST DON'T TURN HIM ON!"
Both nodded. After a few minutes, they came back as Eggman gave Maddy a nice, cold and fluffy pillow for her to put on a chair to sit down, carrying a metal blue hedgehog robot.
"What do you need with this laddie, Dr. Eggman?" Match asked.
Eggman put Metal Sonic's body onto a table with a weird device.
"Behold, my cyber-to-reality converter," Eggman said, "Now to upload the data I made from the data you got from Sonic's new body and…"
Metal Sonic's screen glowed as red eyes appeared in them. Blue lightning came out of the device and hit Metal Sonic.
-EGGMAN!!!- Metal Sonic roared.
"He sounds mad…" Zap laughed nervously as everyone stepped back.
Metal Sonic screamed as his body began to crack as light came out of it. It shattered and the data of Shadow's split into two and the device overloaded. There was a loud explosion. In the smoke, red eyes looked around before a blur shot out. Grounder's drills, minus his nose drill, turned into giant fans and he blew them away.
"No! My creation!" Eggman cried, "It's ruined!"
The full moon shone gently over a cliff. On the cliff, stood a strange, miniature, abandoned building. A figure opened the door. The figure laid two, tiny figures on the couch, which, like everything else, looked to be perfectly fine, while the figure sat down. In the light coming from the windows, the figure stared at the figure's hands. There were a light metal with strange markings on the sides. They opened and axes made of energy emerged. The figure's red eyes widened as the figure followed the metal to see that it was fused to tan fur. Tan fur? The figure's eyes widened a little more as the figure check its… well… figure in a nearby mirror, illuminated by the moonlight. The figure began to hyperventilate before sitting down in the room's recliner, a perfect fit for the figure, leaned in it, and fell asleep, think of only two things.
'What am I going to do now? And I'm not programmed to take care of children…'
Me: I wonder who those three are. Also, if any of you say 'Wildfire,' I'll send Peter Griffin to your home and torment you by paying him to stay with you for a month.