Wolfy: *Is pacing nervously*
Skie: Hello? Wol-
July: *Smacks hand over Skie's mouth* Callbacks were sunday. Cast list comes out today. She's super tense right now. Best not talk to her.
CPG: *Walks in with Da* NANNIE FOREVER!
Da; *Rolls eyes* We brought cookies!
Wolfy: *Continues pacing*
Da: Well, she's certainly cheerful.
July: Callbacks. She actually has a shot at getting a lead this year.
Da/CPG: Ooooh...
Chrys: *Stomps in* I need to have a talk with Wolfy *Begins walking towards the nervous author*
All the story characters: *Tackle Chrys*
Chrys: What the Hades?
Characters: *Show her their minor cuts and bruises* Please don't tick her off. She tortures us when she's upset. She's already about to explode from nerves. Not even watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail calmed her down.
Annie: It ALWAYS calms her down.
Skie: So we're doing this without her?
Annie: Yup.
Skie: So...disclaimer?
CPG: *Grins and concentrates*
Chameleon Circuit: *Poofs in* What the heck?
Annie: CPG...
CPG: The review said none of that TV show. They never said anything about music.
Annie: *Rolls eyes* Whatever.
Betty: Just, please don't have them play any songs.
Queenie: We've had enough.
CPG: *Smirks* Guys, just read this. *Hands Chameleon Circuit a slip of paper*
CC: 'Wofly' does not own CPG...Da...Chrys, Skie...Us, duh, PJO, HoO, Phineas and Ferb, SpongeBob, Phantom of the Opera, Portal or... chocolate with white chocolate chip cookies?
Annie: *Grumbles* Only because her sister took some to school and her family at the rest.
Da: That bothers you...why?
Annie: She's unhappy because she worked for an hour and a half on those cookies, and she only got 1. When she's unhappy we're ALL unhappy.
Da: Right...*Hands another piece of paper to CC*
CC: ...On with the story?
Annie's POV
"...And that is my Heinz Doofenshmirtz worthy backstory." I laughed as I finished explaining things to Chase. It was almost like old times. Almost.
"Wow. You have a confusing life." He slightly laughed.
"Yeah. But it's been good. For the most part."
"For the most part?"
"You know, the part where I lose my best friend, meaning you, my ex-cabin mates reading my diary, my first real boyfriend dies, then comes back and breaks my heart, and my first friend in my theater group and camp betrays me?"
"Right." With that, we reached the dining pavilion, where there was a huge feast set out in honor of us returning alive from our quest. Unfortunately, for once, I didn't want to be the center of attention of the guest of honor or whatever. I just wanted to eat, then crash in my cabin.
Another sad thing: The rule about siting with your own cabin was abolished for the night. So, I was immediately mobbed by a portion of the campers, the others already talking to the other quest members. I was immediately bombed with questions.
"What was it like?"
"Did you see any monsters?"
"How did you rescue Apollo?"
"Did you get any godly help?" My head was already starting to ache. And that was before Drew sat down next to me and whispered.
"What was up with you and Bob?" That was the last straw. I just want to eat, then go sleep. Is that too much to ask?
"Leave me alone." I muttered trying to ignore Drew and the others.
"When you answer my question. What was up with you and Bob? Were you dating or something?"
"Leave me alone!" I screamed jumping up from the table. "I just want to eat, then go to my cabin and sleep for three days! Is that too much to ask?" With that I stormed out of the pavilion. I'll eat after I 'Sleep for three days'.
After changing out of my nasty quest clothes and into a pair of sweatpants and a large tanktop, I lay down on my bed and began scrolling through the music on my O-Pod. I suddenly realized this was the first moment I've had alone since before the quest. Deciding to enjoy it while it lasted, I pushed shuffle closed my eyes,
Think of me, think of me fondly, when we've said goodbye.
Frowning, I realized how fitting this song was. Although he's a two-faced, backstabbing, evil jerk, I still had feelings for Bob. Contemplating this, I fell asleep.
A while later...
I have no idea how long I was asleep, but I awoke to Megan shaking me.
"What the Hades girl? I'm trying to catch up on my beauty sleep." I groaned.
"No, you're coming outside."
"Noooooo," I whined. "I'm going back to sleep. I tired."
"What the Hades? You sleep for two days straight and you're still tired. I repeat, what the Hades?"
"Two days?" Well, that answers that question. "Fine. But we're not going to breakfast. I'm not hungry." As if on cue, my stomach growled. Megan raised an eyebrow at me. "I actually just don't wanna be around people." I muttered. Megan rolled her eyes.
"You need to eat something! How about I sneak some food down to the lake? Then we can hang out with the Naiads."
"Sure." So we went.
About hour later we were lazily floating on the lake, staring at the clouds. Then Megan splashed me, and I had to splash back, which lead to a full on splash war. About half an hour later, we were lying on the shore, still giggling.
"I've gotta use the little girls room. Be right back!" Megan walked off, whistling some random song. What to do now... As if in answer to my question, Nico came and sat beside me.
"Wassup?" I asked.
"The sun chariot." He responded, with a straight face. For about two seconds. Then we started cracking up so hard.
"Was it really that funny?" Nico panted as we slowly stopped.
"I don't know...it seemed like it at the time..." We lapsed into peaceful silence. Megan sure is taking a long time in the bathroom...
"So...Are you gonna tell me what was going on with you and that kid the day you came out of the infirmary?" Crud he remembers...this is gonna be awkward...
"Um...sure..." So I started awkwardly explaining about me and Chase.
Ten minutes later...
"...And that's what happened." I finished lamely. Nico looked as if he was about to say something, but then, thank Zeus, Megan came back.
"Oh, hey Nico. 'Sup." Nico and I shared a glance.
"The sun chariot." We replied simultaneously.
A few hours later...
"We're sitting around the campfire and singing the campfire song! The c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song. And if you think that we can't sing it faster then you're wrong, it'll help if you just sing along! Bum, bum, bum!"
Most of the camp sang as we roasted s'mores over a roaring campfire. This is how camp is supposed to be, just chilling with my friends. And enemies. But mostly friends.
I started to roast another marshmallow as we started another song. I think it was the end credit song from Portal 1. There was something about triumph, testing, and cake. Sooner than I would've liked, it was time for bed. Megan and I said good-bye to our friends and laughed back to our cabin. I don't want this to end...
A few days later...
I had slipped back into the normal camp routine. The hoopla about our quest had died down, and it was all normal. Well, as normal as Camp Halfblood can be. How did I know it wouldn't last?
We were eating lunch, when, suddenly, one of the Dryads ran in.
"We're under attack!" Immediately, we all sprang to our feet, albeit rather unhappily. We all grabbed our weapons and raced to the front of camp, where an army of monsters was being lead by...Bob?
"What the Hades dude? You're supposed to be dead!" Nico gasped. Bob stared at me.
"You mean you didn't tell him?"
"What? Don't I get a little privacy?" I asked in response to the accusatory glances everyone was giving me. Bob rolled his eyes.
"We give you one chance. Hand over Anastasia and we'll leave...for now." I immediately grabbed my bow and shot at him, and missed by a hair.
"Don't call me Anastasia." I growled. Then all Hades broke loose.
Everyone: *is sitting and watching Wolfy nervously pace, and growl at anyone who talks to her*
Wolfy: *iPhone dings* I GOT AN EMAIL! *Grabs phone from table* YES! *Starts doing a happy dance*
Annie: You're Duchess?
Wolfy: *Still smiling* NOPE!
July: Anita?
Wolfy: NOPE!
Nico: Amelia or Abby?
Wolfy: NOPE!
Bob: Stop shouting?
Wolfy: NO-Fine.
Everyone: WHO ARE YOU!
Wolfy: I'm SLICK CAT!
Everyone: What the Hades?
Alex: *Poofs in* General Napoleon accepting you rreport.
Wolfy: I'm Slick Cat. Because everybody wants to be a cat.
Alex: But you didn't even want an alley cat!
Wolfy: No, it wasn't on my top characters list, but she has lines! And dances! And gets to sing in everybody wants to be a cat!
Alex: You've had lines before.
Wolfy: It was three lines. 'Please don't leave us', 'Yes Madame', and 'If she didn't pass...I'll throw myself in the moat!'
Alex: True. Well, I got a bigger role! *Poofs out*
Wolfy: *Rolls eyes* Yes, he might have more lines, but he's only in...2, maybe 3 scenes. I'm in almost all of them! Ha!
CPG: Good?
Wolfy: Very!
Da: YAY!
Chrys: What show is this where you're a cat and he's Napoleon?
Wolfy: Naturellement, the AristoCats!
CPG: You told me there was 101 Dalmatians too!
Wolfy: There is. That's in the other act.
CPG: Oh yeah, right.
Wolfy: Btw, thanks for the idea.
CPG: No problem.
Wolfy: Btw, CPG OWNS MOST OF THE BASIC PLOT OF THIS CHAPTER!Well...this is getting to be really long...Au Revoir!
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~Wolfy