O.O oh my gods. I have over 300 reviews! I can't possibly thank you all enough! *-* You guys are the BEST! :D

So, in celebration, Thor actually manages to escape the dire situation he gets himself into! Also, this chappie was requested by Apolloll. Enjoy my awesomeness!

Disclaimer: *Marvel dude standing behind me with a huge ax* Yeah... I don't own the Avengers... You can put away the ax now...

Tony sighed as he sipped his coffee. He really should get back to making that awesome coffee maker he designed... 'cause this coffee wasn't that great. Sure, it might work for someone like Steve, who's standards fit the 1940's, or Clint who had to drink SHIELD's sorry excuse for coffee all the time...

Said archer suddenly dropped out of the air vents into the seat next to Tony, making him jump. "Clint! Don't do that!"

Clint smirked at him. "Fine, be that way, Legolas." Tony muttered.

Steve, who had just entered, frowned. "Why do you always call him that? Is that a reference of some sort?"

"Oh! That's right! Clint we need to bring Cap and our resident gods up to date on modern movies!" Tony said excitedly.

"Lord of the Rings!" Clint cheered with him.

Loki popped into the kitchen. "For your information," he started, "I do know about the Lord of the Rings, so you need only to educate Thor and Rogers. Although, I have not seen the movies. But the books were much better than any of Asgard's sorry excuses for novels."

"Nobody there except you enjoy books?" Clint asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Writing is not a talent generally appreciated by the Aesir, and therefore very few good books." Loki said flatly.

"Brother, I am hungry!" Thor yelled, announcing his presence. Loki rolled his eyes.

"Then find something to eat, Thor."

Bruce entered as well, heading straight for the teapot. Too bad he wasn't really a coffee person, Tony mused, maybe if he were, he'd help out with the awesome coffee maker he was making. But he said out loud, "Great! Once the second master assassin gets here, we can tell everyone our plan!"

"Already here, Stark," Natasha told him, stepping in soundlessly.

"Yay! We're all here!" Tony said, stating the obvious.

"Movie night!" Clint crowed, no longer able to contain himself.

"The Lord of the Rings!" they chorused together.

Natasha laughed at their enthusiasm. "Fine, boys, fine."

"Yahoo! Let's get started!" Clint yelled happily.

"Friends, you forget," Thor pointed out, "We have not yet had sustenance."

"Fine," Tony grabbed a bag of chips and tossed them to the god, "Eat those while we watch."

"Wait!" Bruce cried out suddenly, causing his teammates to look at him strangely. "You cannot have chips without guacamole! It is literally a crime!"

"Okay then... we can make guacamole..." Clint said slowly.

"Good." Bruce happily started making guacamole. The others sat down and did various thing while they waited.

Meanwhile, Bruce had run into a little problem. The avocado he was pitting wouldn't let go of its seed! "Hey, Thor! I need your muscles over here!" he called. Thor came over obediently. "I need you to use this knife to get the seed out." Bruce explained, handing over the blade he had been using.

Thor ran his fingers along the knife's edge. "This blade is dull," he muttered. "I have something better!" Thor then ran off, returning soon with a huge battle ax.

"Thor, no—" Bruce tried, but Thor swung the ax, which cut through the seed, avocado, cutting board, and counter easily.

"Thor!" Tony screamed, dropping his second cup of coffee. "You are not allowed to cut up my house with an ax!"

"...That happens sometimes..." Thor said sheepishly. "Loki, can you fix it?"

Loki sighed and flicked his hand. Almost instantly, the counter and cutting board repaired themselves. "Shall we get on with the process of making this food called 'guacamole'?" he asked.

"Fine," Tony muttered, "But the ax goes away."

Thor nodded and slunk off to put away his ax, happy to have escaped his close call.

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