A/N Thanks for the reviews, alerts and favourites! Answer my poll to decide the next chapter! This is my favourite review ever (I love them all, but this one was very funny) from Pigfarts-It's On Mars:
In all seriousness though, RIP Cedric Diggory. A noble man. Destined for Pigfarts. Killed by sparkles.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Dear Fanfiction writers,
I was not as "happy as a squirrel when I'm with Mr. Quirrel."
Sincerely Voldemort (a.k.a. an unhappy squirrel)
A/N Read and review please! :)