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Chapter 35. gost of u Angst filled chapter name
AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sunso FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz. How unfortunate… I didn't really catch what was just said there… at all…
I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped… … … … … … .. Draco wuz there!111 That's a lot of period triplets for just Draco…
I grasped. Grasp it honey, grasp it! He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner. Ledder pants… they're a cross between leather and lederhosen.
"Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped. Gospel?
"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Draco. It was Lucan!1He stil had two arms. Wait, who's Lucan and when did he lose an arm in the first place? O.o
"Oh hi Lucian!1" I sed. "Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz." Lawl, she actually said that.
"Yah Satan told me abot you." Lusian said. Is this supposed to be Draco's father? O.o He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. He pinted to a group of sexy gothic guys? How did he pint exactly? What is pinting? Why am I so confused! They where siting in a corner kutting. Knitting? xD A bunch of gothic Hogwarts students sitting around knitting… casual. It wuz Serious, So it was Sirius the person or it was serious like take me seriously? Vampire's dadand… … … … … … Snap! How come Draco and Snape get all the period triplets? All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up. Haha so bad, I don't even know what's going on :D
"ORLY." I ESKED. According to Urban Dictionary… Esked or esking is to have ducked out or ran away usually for being caught up in a risky situation. Originally comes from stoners trying to avoid the police also used by Gangstarz but becoming ever more popular in the council flat community… and it has 1 thumbs up! :D
"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX.I play teh gutter. YOU PLAY THAT GUTTER! WHOO! Spartacus plays da drums" THIS… IS… SPARTAAAAA! he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss. He's such a pimp And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring." Question mark?
"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. She's got the best way of greeting people Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly. You made Dawn cry!
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists."
"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped. So she disliked suicide… by cutting her wrists… Wow…
"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro said.It's a job where you're paid to eat lead and snigger a lot.
"Wel… … … ..I said Im in a bnad myself." NO, YOU DON'T DESERVE PERIOD TRIPLETS! O.O
"Rilly?" asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111 Isn't he now? Because you know… he was in the knitting circle.
"Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?" NO
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11Gurn Day. Okay first of all that's a bad pun. Second, WHO THE HELL IS GURN DAY? LIKE… GURNEY?
"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I sang sexilyI dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped. They're gonna boo you honey, get ready!
"Enopby?Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap. LIES!
"Um… ….ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?" *Random gothic knitter hits gong*
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. How rich are you exactly? I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans. WHO IS MORTY MCFLII?
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." He's helping you go in Tim? WHAT? DON'T MAKE TINY TIM BE FORCED TO SEE HER TOO! he said siriusly Den… … … he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and… … … … … … … … .. I wuz forward in tim!111 The tim machine generates tims…
GAH! Bad story, shame on you…
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