Disclaimer: See previous chapters
Author's note: Squee! I'm so very pleased all of you loved my version of House. I honestly nearly left out the comment about 'roofies in candy canes' but I'm so very glad I didn't.
This is an Ouran story, and I've finally finished the Ouran series! Isn't it terrible how long it's taken me? Considering how much I write about it? Oh well, hopefully this will be what I need to write another chapter for GatSRatM or EKNaP. By the way, because I know I read the ending (coughillegallycough) I'm going to be nice and warn about SPOILERS ahead. If you have not finished OHSHC and don't want to know the ending, I suggest you wait to read this story. This takes place at Ouran, shortly before the final chapter of the series.
Mione the Kneazle and The-Death-Queen both request an OHSHC crossover. Harry/Yuzuru (Tamaki's dad) with the prompts "scandalous" and "romance" respectfully.
"Tama-chan! Tama-chan!" The first year college student Mitsukuni Haninozuka burst into classroom 3-A with his cousin and the younger members of the still active (if not practicing at the moment) host club.
"What is it Hani-sempai?" Tamaki sat his text book down on his desk, tilting his head in confusion as he saw the concerned looks he was getting from his closest friends. The half-French, half-Japanese teen for the most part had seemed to calm down over these last few strenuous weeks – many of the host club and other students believed this to be in part due to his new responsibilities, reuniting with his estranged mother, and Haruhi taking her rightful place as his girlfriend.
"We just heard the news Tono!" Kaoru piped up from where he stood at his twin's side.
"What news?" Tamaki asked again in confusion, blinking a few times as even Haruhi seemed to look at him anxiously. "I don't understand."
"I believe they are referring to today's newspaper article." Kyouya made his way from his desk and over to the other hosts, setting his ever familiar pineapple laptop on his classmate's desk. Scrolling down the page the dark haired teen clicked on the article that was going on about the scandalous romance going on between the new CEO of Suou Corporation and some lesser lord from England.
"Ah, we were wondering when this would hit the news." Tamaki gave a smile that seemed to be more than half grimace.
"Oh good! So at least you already knew." Haruhi sighed in relief as she brushed imaginary sweat from her brow. "We were worried."
"I've known for awhile." Tamaki glanced off towards the open window with a soft sigh. "Chichi talked to ma mere and I about h-him. When I was younger I always dreamed that they would get married once more, but it's not realistic I suppose. They've both admitted that while they care about one another deeply, but the distance and time has made it so they're nothing more than good friends."
"Well then…Let's not let this beautiful day go to waste!" Hikaru high-fived his twin gleefully before both Hitachiin's turned to their friends with devious grins. "We were planning this anyway, but milord…shall we play a game? A commoner's game?"
"A new game?" Tamaki perked up in his seat, wide eyed in delight.
"But of course! We even got the costume you'll need Tono! We just need to head out into the courtyard. We can't play this one indoors." Kaoru grabbed his 'King's' hand as his twin grabbed the other and dragged him out of his chair. "Come on!"
"This really wasn't what I had in mind as far as a costume." The half-Frenchman grumbled quietly as he adjusted the head of his Kuma-chan costume. He was curled up on a bench across the field from the rest of the hosts.
"Quiet! Mr. Bear is supposed to be asleep!" Hikaru called, snickering and barely holding back full blown laughter as he observed the giant teddy bear that was his sempai.
"How is this supposed to go again?" Haruhi glanced over at her 'sleeping' boyfriend before turning to the other hosts. "I'm a little confused. Even if this is a 'commoner' game I've never played it."
"It's simple Haruhi," Kaoru wrapped an arm around her shoulder and pointed towards the fountain a few yards away. "That is our base. We sneak up on Tamaki whispering 'Mr. Bear are you awake' until we get as close as we dare. Then we yell it at him, he wakes up and tries to catch us while we run back to base."
"I'm not good at running games." She nearly pouted, but sighed in acceptance as she brushed off her friend's arm. "How come Kyouya gets to sit out and I don't?"
"Blood pressure," Mori murmured softly, and while they all knew that was a load of crap seeing as it wasn't early in the morning they let it be.
"You'll do great Haru-chan!" Hani giggled as he bounced in place ready to begin. "If anything Takashi can carry you to safety!"
"Err…thanks. I should be fine. Let's just get this over with."
"Mr. Bear are you awake?" They crept off silently across the yard, whispering to a 'sleeping' Tamaki who was pretending to snore loud enough to wake the dead.
"…" Tamaki shifted a little in his seat but otherwise didn't respond.
"Mr. Bear are you awake?" They whispered again from ten feet away with still no response.
"MR. BEAR ARE YOU AWAKE!" Hikaru, Kaoru and Hani all shouted loudly, causing Tamaki to jerk up with a growl as he leapt off the bench and chased after his friends who were fleeing for their 'lives'. Everyone scattered, each running in different directions while still heading towards the base while a giant teddy bear aka Tamaki chased after them with highly ferocious and pretty adorable growls.
"I've got you Hikaru!" Tamaki yelled as he dived at the teen, grabbing the dyed-black haired boy around the waist and tackling him to the ground.
"Um…Tono? I'm over here." Hikaru's voice came from the right and Tamaki looked up in surprise to see the younger teen standing with his twin and friends by the fountain.
"So if Hikaru's there…Then who is this?" Tamaki motioned to the black haired teen that was still face down on the ground under him.
"H-Harry. My name is Harry Potter." The figure coughed loudly before turning as much as he could to look at his assailant. "Could you get off me please? You're heavy."
"I'm so sorry!" Tamaki practically flew off of the other boy (somehow making the bear costume disappear in the process) before standing up and offering his hand with his most charming smile as he took in the lovely creature before him. The teen had to be his age, if not maybe a year older. "My name is Tamaki, a pleasure to meet you Mr. Potter. What brings you to Ouran this lovely afternoon? Are you interested in applying? I'd be happy to show you around the grounds."
"I've actually already graduated from high school, thank you." Harry stood and brushed off his clothes with an awkward smile. "I'm actually here to visit someone. I think I got a little lost though."
"Are you in college then?" Mori had been observing the teen quietly from when he first stepped into the courtyard – well before Tamaki pounced on him at any rate. This young man, Harry Potter could have easily passed for a third Hitachiin twin based off his height and build. His hair color was even nearly identical to that of Hikaru's dyed black hair. The most striking difference that set Harry apart from the twins were his brilliant emerald green eyes, and his strong masculine jaw that aged him slightly in comparison with the delicate angled jaws of the twin. This young man appeared almost delicate, but came with such a sense of inner strength it was rather…compelling.
"Well, I've just been accepted to Tokyo University for next semester." Harry couldn't help but blush with all the attention directed towards him by all the host club members. Even Kyouya seemed to be interested once the teen so casually mentioned he was soon to be attending the most prestigious university in the country (Ouran's own university aside of course).
"Really? What are you going into Harry-chan?" Hani looked up at the teen excitedly, quickly adopting the dark haired male as a friend. The blond had noticed his cousin's intrigue, so it was his duty as Takashi's best friend to get close to Harry-chan as well.
"Well…a few things actually. I-."
"Harry-kun! There you are! You were supposed to meet me twenty minutes ago. Did you get lost?" A smooth tenor voice called from across the courtyard and all of the teens looked up in surprise as Superintendent Yuzuru Suou made it quickly across the yard to where they were gathered. The forty-eight year old CEO quickly straightened his tie as he came to stand at Harry's side. "I see you've already met my son."
"Yeah, we just happened to run into one another a few minutes ago." Harry couldn't help but grin as Tamaki turned a bright shade of red. "It was nice to meet you Tamaki; I wasn't expecting to meet you until dinner tonight."
"Dinner?" Tamaki tilted his head to the side in confusion, wide violet-blue puppy eyes looking back and forth between his father and the other teen.
"Yes. I thought it was time Harry met this side of the family." Yuzuru Suou's lips twitched with a smile as he glanced at the dark haired teen. "Harry-kun has already met your mother; apparently he's somewhat the adopted brother-in-law to her cousin Fleur. Anne-Sophie approved of him immediately. Hopefully your grandmother shall do the same."
"…Lord Potter then?" Kyouya spoke up as he deftly pocketed his iPineapple and turned to the shorter male who only blushed and nodded in agreement as attention turned towards him once more.
"Well…technically Potter-Black. But I've found people tend to be a little more relaxed around me if I leave out being a Lord all together." The other teens couldn't help but watch in amusement, bemusement, and general shock as they watched the young lord blush even deeper as his apparent lover wrapped an arm firmly around his waist.
"Harry-kun, we really should be going if we want to get everything done before this evening." The CEO turned to his son with an easy smile that went against the hard look in his eyes. "Enjoy being with your friends, but try not to be late for dinner Tamaki. I will be disappointed if you do."
"Yes, chichi." The blond murmured in reply, but his father and his father's lover had already started walking away towards the main offices.
"So…Does this mean that you'll have to call Harry-kun 'chichi' as well?" Hikaru snickered after a few minutes of silence. The resulting chaos afterwards would lead to a bed ridden Tamaki, a sympathetic Hani, a rather disappointed Mori, and a very annoyed yet amused Haruhi to watch over matters.
Gah! Another oneshot that just feels like a chapter out of a story! Not much Harry/Yuzuru interaction, but I think we all wanted to see Tamaki's response to things anyway.
In case anyone has questions:
Ma mere – 'My mother' in French
Chichi – 'Father' in Japanese when referring to one's own father
sempai - refers to one who has more experience (such as Tamaki saying 'Hani-sempai' since Hani is a year older than him)
Tono – 'Lord' in Japanese. Mainly the Hitachiin twins use this to refer to Tamaki in the manga
Kuma-chan – the name of Tamaki's stuffed bear
Mr. Bear are you awake is actually a real game. I did not make this one up! I used to play it all the time when I was in Girl Scouts when I was younger and I loved it.