Wondering around the surface was starting to annoy Link, and he finally stopped and pulled his sword out.
"Fi, where's the nearest heart piece?"
"I FoUnD TwO hEaRt PiEcEs FaIrLy ClOsE tO yOu." she responded, popping up a map with glowing dots.
"Oh, cool…thanks."
He continued along, pleased with her assistance but then thinking of something else.
"What does a Kiwi look like?" he asked.
A blurry image filtered into the sword, "I fOuNd ThIs FoR yOu."
He squinted at it, "Okay, so that's a kiwi."
Link walked a few more steps and then frowned as a sudden thought occurred to him.
"Remind me that I hate the postman." he said, looking down at the sword again.
Fi replied, "OkAy, I wIlL rEmInD yOu."
Link nodded, thinking that his sword did everything. It was pretty awesome.
But things could always be more awesome.
"From now on, call me L Dogg."
The sword shimmered, "FrOm NoW oN I wIlL cAlL yOu L Dogg, OkAy?"
Link grinned, "Okay.
Author's Note: Fi just reminds me of those creepy phones that talk to you...they freak me out. And, my brother will sometimes name Link 'L Dogg'...which, is pretty funny when playing the game.