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Act 36: Nasty Breath
And so, the crew agrees with the Hymn of the Fayth plan. They try to put it to action as soon as possible.
Cid: Alright… I downloaded the latest volume of "Hey, Let's Sing Some Church Songs! Spira Edition". With that, we can put our plan to action to stop Sin!
All: …
Cid: What?
Rikku: Umm, are you sure that's the right song?
Cid: Of course I'm sure! It says 'Spira Edition'. Can't you read?!
Rikku: (Takes a look on the computer screen) Umm. It says "Spiral". There's some dust on he screen. (Brushes it off)
Cid: …Oh. Ok. Give me a moment then, kids!
Wakka: (Sighs)
Tidus: What's up with you?
Wakka: Oh, nothing…
Tidus: No really, what's wrong?
Wakka: Nothing…
Tidus: But I want to know what's wrong.
Wakka: Stop asking me…
Tidus: But that's what friends do!
Wakka: What? 'Friends'? Who ever said that? Who lied to you!?
Tidus: (Gasps) We're not friends?!
Wakka: Of course not! I only used you because of your scrumptious booty…-
All: (Stares at him)
Wakka: W-what? I mean…you're the best blitzball player since Abe!
Lulu: I've never heard of an 'Abe' in your history of coaching…
Wakka: Ssh!
Auron: That would explain why he's stopped looking at Lulu's boobies for such a long time already.
Wakka: Hey! That's not true!
Lulu: Oh yea? Then what size are they?
Wakka: Double D's! I mean…
All: …
Rikku: Maybe he likes both girls and boys!
All: Eew…
Wakka: What?! You guys don't make any sense!
Cid: Ok children! I got it now! Let's put it on full blast…
(The music that ends up playing is Marc Anthony – I Need to Know)
All: …
Cid: Hmm… That'd odd…
Wakka: Ooh! That's my jam!
Rikku: Whoa! T.M.I.
Cid: Let me go look again…
Auron: Let me google that for you, Cid.
Yuna: (Sighs)
Tidus: What's wrong?
Yuna: Don't you dare ask me that! I'll tell you now that I'm not your friend either! I only approached you cause my period finished and I was feeling really horny.
Tidus: …
Rikku: Ooh! Tidus was just a booty call!
Tidus: I was!?
Yuna: Oh yea. Why do you think I call you to my room every night once a month?
Tidus: (Cries)
Lulu: Wow, Yuna. That's a new low- even for you.
Yuna: What was that?
Auron: Ok guys, we finally got it- thanks to me.
Rikku: So you finally did something useful for once besides those stupid Samurai Monthly magazines you keep?
Auron: I only have 2 subscriptions left!
Rikku: Why can't you just cancel them?!
Auron: Because I might waste the rest of our money on alcohol instead.
Rikku: You already buy sake on the side…
Auron: Oh, right. I'm not even finished. Hic! (Walks away to drink)
Cid: Ok! I finally got this right!
The Hymn of the Fayth finally plays.
Tidus: (Sighs) That means it's time…Dad.
Sin is seen becoming destructive. But as the hymn continues playing, he eventually grows docile and is attracted to the source of the music. He comes towards the airship and the crew battles it out.
After he is defeated, Sin's body gives up, and he ends up falling.
All: Yay!
Tidus: We're done! We won!
Yuna: No. This is far from over.
Tidus: Why?
Yuna: We have to get inside of Sin and fight Yu Yevon before it is all over.
Tidus: Wow. Yuna, you sound so smart right now.
Yuna: (Flicks his forehead)
Tidus: Oww!
Yuna: I always am smart- imbecile.
Tidus: But isn't Yu Yevon immortal in a way?
Yuna: Not quite. Yu Yevon takes the form of an aeon. I will summon my own, which are weak compared to Sin. Therefore, Yu Yevon will merge with them, weakening his "immortal" status. We can defeat him then.
Tidus: Wow. You're such a genius.
Yuna: I know. Don't flatter me anymore. Please. …But what about when he's gone… What will happen then… The fayth would stop dreaming after Yu Yevon is defeated… (She looks at Tidus, who is busy picking his nose.) …Ok, that was a waste of my time. (Scratches head)
Rikku makes an announcement to both Tidus & Yuna, telling them to report to the bridge.
Sin will ascend back to the airship's level for another round.
After he is defeated, Sin's mouth will open, creating a path into the monster's body.
All: Eew! (Holds their noses)
Rikku: When was the last time he brushed?!
Tidus: Whales don't brush their teeth!
Wakka: Geez man! Someone needs to chew some Orbit!
Auron: Ugh… This must be what happens when you don't buy a toothbrush for some months on a pilgrimage…
Kimahri: (Growls)
Lulu: Maybe Waterga will help freshen his breath a bit…
Yuna: Ugh… Good thing he's going to die…
As the airship enters Sin's mouth, a giant evil eye and a familiar evil laughter is heard.