"Dude, Frenchie's getting so much hate from this chick." Prussia couldn't help but laugh as he felt Antonio's hand smack the back of his head.
o.o.o.o
Dear France (see, I used your name! now you must reply rude-ass),
You know what? Fuck you, Frace. This what I get for trying to be nice to the likes of you. At the least, I would expect you to argue with me to protect your "French Pride." But you didn't. Why did I ever even call you brother? Why did I even look up to you? Why do I still miss those days?
…I-I miss the days of kicking your ass! Ha, you thought I missed our time together? I hate you, remember?
Well, it would be wasteful if I filled every letter with things you already know. So I guess I should just..um…tell you…uh…oh! Ask some questions!
1) Who are you pursuing romantically (not sexually) at the moment? As your former colony, I have a right to know.
2)Does it piss you off that I only speak English and Creole to you? (Seeing as you call my language "A brutal murder on the French Language) If it does…Then thats fucking awesome.
3) Uh…umm..How did you meet Spain and Prussia? You guys seem so different.
That's all for now, Swi-I mean Francis. I used your first name. You must reply now. Just nothing suggestive because I WILL hex you. AND jump you.
With much distaste,
Stephanie J.B, Haiti
P.S: Er..I guess I was a tiny bit mean in my last letter. So…sorry for that. Boss says I should work on my temper. I'm trying!
o.o.o.o
Dear Stephanie,
"U-uh..well, I did kind of think you would have at least miss the times we spent together. And the only reason I didn't fight back is because it's rude to fight with a gorgeous woman..except the fact that you hate my guts but still! It's rude.
Oh fantastiques, questions!
1) Currently, no one. I'm still trying to try out with Arthur, but he keeps explaining to me that he's not emotionally ready to have a relationship with anyone..
2) Non, it doesn't. You're a grown cheri, you're free to do whatever you wish~though..it would be nice if you spoke some French..
3) We met while we were on our Pirate voyages. We met up in some pub and started talking, hanging out and we eventually became close friends. Thus, the start of the Bad Touch Trio.
Thank you for your letter..though, I still feel guilty about everything I put you through. Although it wouldn't matter if I said it..but I'm really sorry.
With love,
Francis (France
o.o.o.o
Dear Spain,
Eheheh...I'm glad. I guess I should expect that they don't remember me. Never did anything over the top, y'know? It's kinda depressing. I wonder if that is how Canada feels...but anyway! Yeah I feel loads better but still pretty damn sick. America said it could be years before I fully recover. I'm ready for that challenge. Because I'm me and I NEVER back down from a challenge. Plus, gots lotsa tasty ketchup to make pasta with (don't tell the Italies, they'd attack me!). One question, why are you so chipper? It's not a bad thing just...odd. Especially given the colds infecting nations now. And yea, it's preventing me fron getting less aid but My past experiences taught meto treasure even the tinest thing you receive. It always makes a difference. I'll end this letter with that bit of wisdom.
Sincerely
Stephanie, Haiti
P.S: I-I do not have a crush on America. And even if I did, he never notices me. Only if I'm in troube..like the nan fe lapenn (damsel in distress). I'm too plain and poor. He has beautiful countries like Philippines or India to choose from. All I have are mountain regions. Sigh…I think I'm going to Japan. I have this odd need to talk to him.
But I don't have a crush.
o.o.o.o
Dear Stephanie,
Well, if it makes you feel better, I showed them all the pictures and post cards you sent us, Romano seemed to remember you since he had a little crush on you while growing up! Haha.
Si, si, it does take a while for a nation to fully recover after a tragedy like that. I hope your recovery will be swift and won't cause anymore distress. We don't need to loose a country, now do we? Oh? Why am I always chipper? Hm..never really thought about it before, but I guess it's because I've always been like this. I don't know why, but maybe it's because Spanish people are so happy all the time and it got to me~
Si, good lesson. Make sure you always tell yourself that when something bad goes down. And don't worry, the Bad Touch Trio (without Francis) will be there to help you whenever you need it!
Sincerely,
Antonio (Spain)
P.S: Ohoh~whatever you say. Besides, America would be stupid if he didn't notice you! You're gorgeous, funny, outgoing and head strong. Any boy would be happy to have you! Tell Japan I said hi, he hasn't been well since the earthquake/tsunami and we're still trying to make him feel all better.
o.o.o.o
Dear Prussia,
Hehehe, finally. Ever since I knew the guy, he's been so uptight. It's nice to know that Italy has a positive effect on him. I'd invite you guys over but it's way too chaotic here. Maybe I'll sink away from my new boss and go visit you guys. He's a rookie..I could trick him so easily. Doesn't help that I've been hanging with you so much J. Maybe we could go drinking. Most women in my country avoid drinking in public for image reasons but I aquire a like for beer after drinking some American stuff. I've heard that stuff in pretty lightweight compared to German beer. Rum is different, though. It has a sweet taste that usually goes better in mixes.
Heh, look at this. I just rambled about alcohol. Only with you xD. Germany would scold me. That hypocrite xD
See ya buddy,
Stephanie J.B
P.S: I think I will make one. The Boss says I need to make friends~ maybe someday
P.P.S: Hmm~ that's interesting. Your bird always looks so fluffy. Another question: Do you and Germany get along.
o.o.o.o
Dear Stephanie,
Kesese, I know right? It's nice that West finally got that stick out of his ass and did something about that snarky attitude. It's nice to have Italy around - he gets relaxed once he is,
Meh, don't worry, we can't come over to your place anyway, West has too much work to do. Which sucks. But we would be happy as fuck if you came over! We could get drunk, watch movies and play video games if you want! Kesesese.
Rookie bosses eh? I remember my first boss. It was so fun to torment him and hear him scream at me for the littlest thing! You should have been there to see his face when Gilbird nearly pecked his eyes out!
I don't care much for the American stuff, NOTHING beats German beer! Rum is okay, but I like taking things plain, why mix it up? It gets boring after a while.
Heh, don't worry, I won't tell West about you talking about alcohol with me.
See ya chicky,
Gilbert (Prussia)
P.S. Well, your bound to make friends if you keep hanging out with me. Don't be shy to ask to go out someplace sometime where you can meet my friends.
P.P.S. Yes, Gilbird is fluffy. He's so cute! And yes, West and I get along, but he just get's annoyed of my Awesomeness sometimes. I wonder why..