I'm sorry...i dug this up, and laughed so much that I HAD to post it

this was a dream someone had

i'm sorry I made myself an OC -_-

I wrote this out like, more than a year ago.

Or a tiny bit less. Iuno

enjoy O_O xD

if there are any spelling mistakes, it's because I was too lazy xD

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Coconuts At Sea

"Ah! Where the hell are we?!" I yelled. "Omfg, are we in...a coconut?!"

"By the looks of it, I'm 79% sure that we are inside of a coconut." L concluded.

"How the hell did we get in here? And why is it so big?" Mello asked, looking around.

"Hey! I know how to get out of this!" I squealed.

"lolwut?" Everyone said in unison.

"We'll eat our way out!"

"What the- That's insane!" Light yelled at me.

"YOUR MOM'S INSANE!!" I yelled back.

"...Touche."

"Anyway, coconuts are edible! Let's go!" I yelled.

Everyone began eating the coconut.

"Ugh, coconuts are gross," Matt complained. My response was a :O face. "Oh fine. Err, how did you get your face to go sideways?" He asked before biting into the fruit.

"All in a day's work, my friend." I replied.

We continued eating until we were all flung to one side of the coconut.

"AHHHH!!!" everyone screamed.

"Okay," I said as I felt us land with a big splash. "Who the FUCK would randomly throw a coconut in the ocean?"

"Kira might..." L said and everyone's heads turned to Light.

"Are you kidding me? I already told you, I'm NOT KIRA!" He yelled.

Everyone rolled their eyes.

"O...m...g... Near blends in with the coconut!!" I said, remembering him.

"I- err..." he said.

"I have a great idea!!" Mello suddenly exclaimed wiping coconut off his face. He then proceeded to pick up the small boy, and jump out of a hole in the coconut.

"Oh boy..." L said as we all peeked out the hole. Mello fed Near to the sharks. Then, somehow, he spoke to them and we were being taken back to shore by them.

Once we arrived everyone fell onto the sand and rested and I dashed up to a shark.

"My saviour!" I yelled and attempted to kiss it. When it tried to eat me I ran back to my friends.

In order to survive, everyone began building a sand castle to live in.

As people stared I ran into one of the walls and fell down.

I slowly rose to my feet slapping Light in the face for no apparent reason before looking off into the distance with glistening eyes and my hand over my heart.

"Hey," I said letting my hand drop. "Is that what I think it is?" We all walked over and there it was...

A weed plant.

Before we knew it, we were high. Higher than the moon. Matt sat cross-eyed making a strange 'ahh'-ing sound like you might do for a doctor when he checks your throat. Mello rolled in the dirt like a dog that was just washed and attempted to dry off by rolling in dirt. Light sang some campfire songs, for example, the one on SpongeBob. L was on his side, with his knees pulled up to his chest like normal giggling. And I ran around everyone, somehow yelling things I didn't know I knew in Japanese.

Suddenly, Mello and Matt were on the ground making out, with Light, L and I staring.

"OMG I WANNA TRY!" I said taking a step forward. "Wait," I stopped. "Mello is a whore." I stated slowly and ran up a tree; only to fall out if it. As I lay on the ground, Matt came up and sat on me.

"Noo!" I screamed and ran back up the tree. Again I fell and Matt smacked me on the face.

Then Misa walked in.

"Whoops, looks like the party's over!" Light said randomly.

Everyone started cracking up.

"Let's go!" I said pointing. Matt, Mello and I giggled and skipped down the Yellow Brick Road, leaving the others behind.

"WHERE DID THEY GOOOOO?!?!" We heard a yell from the beach but we were already singing on the Yellow Brick Road.

"Mello! Mello! Mello!" I said, over and over again.

"What!? What is it?!" He snapped. Obviously the weed was wearing off.

"MELLO YELLO!!!" I screamed and started running back to the others. I tripped and fell face down on the ground soon after.

Light and L bolted over to me to see if I was okay.

"TARA! WAKE UP!!" They yelled. Suddenly I was having giggle fits and rolling around.

"But the weed wore off an hour ago... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN!?" L screamed and I got another slap in the face.

"I was laughing cause I called Mello Mello Yello," I said.

"Mello!" Matt yelled. "Be nice to your sister!"

"NANI?!?!" Everyone said.

"What the FUCK man!" Mello said and then the island exploded and we all died.

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I want to make it clear that I have never touched drugs xD

this was a dream my (now ex) friend had about some of our friends and us.

Oh gods.

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