Chapter Title: Morganne sees 'Wicked' and they needed her to play the lead and she becomes an instant star of the show and gets paid lots of Mullah($$). Celine finds love-but nobody knows who it is-but when Morganne writes, you'll know who the Sexy Man is.
A/N: Sorry for the delay. I have been very busy lately these past few months. We have two more chapters after this, then I'll get to the sequel. Thank you for your Reviews, and Morganne and I hope you are enjoying this story as much as we did. Thank you, Once again . Celine.
Current Music : Flathead: The Fratellis (Highly Recommend)
Celine considered her new husband to be the sexiest man alive, sadly, only Dumbledore agreed with her.
Celine and Tom Hanks we're married in Kentucky...Fried Chicken! The cashier performed the marriage. Hooray for Newlyweds!
"You may now kiss the bride." The cashier said.
And he did so...Suddenly, Paul Bettany comes in naked and Tom looks at him weird. Then Paul walked out.
"Oh no," Tom exclaimed.
"What is it?" Celine asked.
"He's going to steal the Fried Chicken Code."
"You mean the DaVinci Code...right?"
"No...The Fried Chicken Code!"
"Oh," Celine got confused.
---------
Whack...Whack... Paul wipped himself.
Tom cringed at the sight of blood.
"I'll save you!" A voice screamed.
Suddenly, they we're in a jungle.
Jungle Cry
Celine swung from a vine, and was wearing clothes made out of leaves. Tom was suddenly wearing a buttflap (loincloth).
Celine swung out of sight and found George (Of the Jungle) sitting next to a Giraffe.
"I thought Giraffe's live in Africa?" Celine asked.
"No...they live in the jungle too." He replied.
"No-they don't!"
"There's only one way we can solve this!" George pointed his finger towards Celine.
"By What?"
"Comparing what's underneath our loincloth."
"No."
"Fine...THUMB WAR!"
"Okay."
"1,2,3,4 - I declare a thumb war!"
Celine won.
"Best two out of three!" George declared.
"Fine."
George won.
Celine won.
"Ah-hah! There's no Giraffes in the Jungle!"
----------
At the Pantages Theatre (Wicked)
"No one mourns the Wicked. Now at last she's dead and gone." The Munchkins sang.
Everyone was enjoying the beginning of the play.
Twenty-Minutes Later
"It's your turn!" Someone said to Morganne.
"Oh - right!" Morganne ran out. Her skin was green and she was wearing a black wig. She had been cast as Elphaba.
"In sleep he sang to me-" Morganne began to sing.
"Wrong play!"
"Something bad, happing in Oz?"
Everyone was in shock on how good Morganne was and they stood up and clapped for her. Morganne's dad came out as Glinda.
"Ladeeda!" He sang in a high pitched voice.
"You're having delusions of granduer!"
"I'm through excepting limits!" (Morganne as Elphaba climbs onto a broomstick) "So if you care to find me, look to the Western sky. As someone told me latley, everyone deserves the chance to fly. And if I'm flyiong solo, at least I'm flying free."
Two Hours Later
The play was over.
"That was amazing!" Morganne said to herself. "Hallejuah!"
"That was sooo Boring!" A man said.
"What?" Morganne scowled.
She smacked the guy in the face with her big purse.
