This has gone back to becoming a dtress relief fanfic sIGH. midterms have officially started, losers.
disclaimer: i dont own the riordanverse.
McShizzle: did you guys know Nico has the HOTS for me
Spooky scary skeletons: I do nOT
Spooky scary skeleton: I'm literally engaged you fucker
Spooky scary skeletons: also that was a terrible pun
McShizzle: can't take back what you said
Perseaus: what the fuck is happening
Sparky sparky: we were playing kiss marry kill and Nico was given the choice between
Sparky sparky: wait who were the choices again I forgot
Spooky scary skeletons: sIGH
Spooky scary skeletons: Percy Jason Leo
Perseaus: let me guess marry McShizzle kiss Sparky Sparky kill Perseaus
Spooky scary skeletons: sorry :)
Perseaus: that sarcastic smiley face is untrustworthy
McShizzle: bUT Nico has the hots for me he's soooo into me he loves me so fucking much uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
Spooky scary skeletons: ok I change my answer I'd kill you
McShizzle: too late babe you wanna marry me
Sparky sparky: literally this is Chris's bachelor party all over again
Perseaus: wait I was sick during Chris's bachelor party what happened
Spooky scary skeletons: dONT YOU FUCKING DARE TELL HIM
Spooky scary skeletons: I WILL PERSONALLY HAVE MY DAD CURSE YOU AND LET YOU SUFFER THE WORST FATE IN HELL
Sparky sparky: chill dude
McShizzle: Nico and I made out lmao
Spooky scary skeletons: nooooooo
Sparky sparky: but to be fair we were playing spin the bottle and the pair asked their boyfriend and girlfriend before kissing
McShizzle: my bisexual awakening
Perseaus: u used to talk about being bi when u were like 17
McShizzled: I've been called out
Spooky scary skeletons: we didn't make out. We kissed quickly for the sake of the game because I knew Chris is an ass who would be disappointed if we didn't play
McShizzle: I beg to differ
Spooky scary skeletons: then beg
Perseaus: wow nico
Sparky sparky: it was somewhere between making out and kissing
Spooky scary skeletons: I'm gonna personally make sure you two go to hell and suffer the worst fate ever
McShizzle: you wouldn't do that to ur not so secret crush would you ;)
Spooky scary skeletons: fuck you, valdez
McShizzle: is that an insult or a to do list
Spooky scary skeletons: oh my gODS
[wouldiwas is online]
Wouldiwas: oh my gods are u still arguing about the Chris La Rue bachelorette party spin the bottle
Perseaus: lmao Chris the bachelorette
Sparky sparky: pls help they won't shut up
McShizzle: hey Wouldiwas I'm stealing ur fiancé
Spooky scary skeletons: no you're not you bitch
Perseaus: will pls help
McShizzle: hE SAID HE'LL MARRY ME WHEN WE WERE PLAYING KISS MARRY KILL
Spooky scary skeletons: WELL I WAS GIVEN PERCY JASON AND YOUR DUMB ASS
Spooky scary skeletons: PERCY SUCKS AND JASON IS A BROTHER TO ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
Perseaus: offended but not surprised
McShizzle: too late neecs ur in love with me
Wouldiwas: idk why that sentence actually made me jealous I'm
Spooky scary skeletons: don't worry babe I have standards
Sparky sparky: oh and what standards are those
Spooky scary skeletons: I need a dumbass but a smart dumbass. I need someone who makes my heart uwu. I need a person who isn't ugly like McShizzle
McShizzle: d
Spooky scary skeletons: good
Wouldiwas: glad I'm the only cute smart dumbass that makes ur heart uwu
Spooky scary skeletons: love you will
Wouldiwas: love you more neecs :)
Perseaus: my girlfriend just fell asleep in the library again should I be surprised
Sparky sparky: what
Perseaus: the librarian called me bc she wants to close the library and my girlfriend fell asleep there for the thirty seventh time
Perseaus: have been counting
Perseaus: she's cute but she overworks herself when it comes to reading and it makes me worry
[smarter than you is online]
Smarter than you: babe I'm fine
Perseaus: I'm coming to pick you up, ok?
Smarter than you: sure
Smarter than you: love you
Perseaus: love you more
[smarter than you is offline]
McShizzle: BIG UWU VIBES
[wouldiwas changed the group chat name to "stan percabeth"]
Perseaus: we Stan a power couple
Sparky sparky: uwu
Spooky scary skeletons: anyways I'm not into that hotheaded dumbass because I'm fucking engaged have a good day
[spooky scary skeletons is offline]
McShizzle: he's definitely into me
Wouldiwas: I'm nOT -Nico
McShizzle: sigh
idk i was bored