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Any good psychiatrist would have run away at the thought, however now there was no where to run. One shrink representing a whole range of people was putting all the years of training to the test. That's right the shrink was about to go up against an overcomplicated back story of a mentally unstable, yet somehow a role model to young children, magician.

Fai had so far been sat for a good five minutes simply staring at the figure behind the desk wearing what looked like five layers of protective clothing. If first impressions meant everything then he'd made one major impression without even opening his mouth. The shrink however was re-reading the same page of writing over and over again; the words 'insane' and 'crazy' were the less offensive words that came to mind.

"Flowright, do you know why you are here?" The psychiatrist didn't look up from the papers while speaking, possibly lowered even further out of eyesight.

"Not really. After all the past twelve, no thirteen analyzers said I was perfectly fine." The blond flashed his best 'if you say I'm crazy I'll hunt you down and make you pay' smile, the look was blocked however by the lack of eye contact and the unhelpful black binder of his personal records.

"I see." There was brief pause, possibly to create an atmosphere with a greater amount of tension, "You have a twin I see."

"I do." The magician propped his head on his right hand while glancing around the rather bland room where he was going to have yet another talk about his sanity and his brother.

"He's in a home I see. Well looked after too." The poor excuse for small talk was going the same way as always. Soon it would go to, 'are you sure you don't want to be with him,' which would really irritate to mage.

"I know. Now why exactly are you hinting about my slightly insane brother?" This was going to play out into a giant mind game which Fai was determined to win. He wanted freedom and to meet up with his dear brother who had escaped a matter of hours ago but the magician wasn't going to tell the psychiatrist that.

"I'm hinting because of a simple reason." Another tension building pause, "I know that you aren't you and that you are him and he is you. I also know that you pose as him and have him pose at you then you meet up so he can be himself and you can be yourself. However your brother isn't as intelligent as you, a little scatterbrained is probably a more accurate portrayal. So you see you should start acting your self switch your name back and go to the home where you belong and allow your brother to be in the freedom he deserves."

A long stunned silence followed. A very, very long stunned silence. A silence in which the shrink was looking incredibly smug with themselves and the magician was left with a shocked look and a wide open jaw. There was only one intelligible word to escape into the air.

"Eh?" Maybe not a word…or intelligible…it was something though.

"Come now Flowright you're far more ordered in your thoughts. Far too sane to be Fai D. Flowright, he runs around with a whisk attacking a rabbit shaped blob, or makes sarcastic remarks about dangerous actions taken by children. You are Yuui Flowright the sensible twin, I have a keen eye when it comes to twins, and as such you should be at home." The psychiatrist had moved to leaning forward and propping a heavy head on a tired hand.

"How…Wha…Who…" A magician brought to rambling broken words was an achievement for any shrink in any world.

"Yuui Flowright your limo will be waiting outside to take you to your piano lesson. Your brother Fai will speak briefly to you outside before he goes back to his job of keeping his group in order." The nearby door opened with a loud screech, "Please leave my office and come back when you can bring a real game to this table."

"Huh?" The Flowright magician stood up rambling about it being impossible and then contradicting every previous sentence by saying it was inevitable. The doorman half dragged the mutter blond out of the room and closed the door.

The shrink smirked and looked down the list of patients there was a tired sigh. "Looks like Subaru is back again for his weekly talk." A brief pause and a glance at an empty cup, "I need stronger coffee for this one."